Why are they against cesareans?
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Why are they against cesareans?
Apparently if they hire *checks notes* 35k workers they can!
Trump: I dunno, why not, it works or it doesn’t who knows
We are like three years away from living in the world from Idiocracy
"it's too much liquid" going into the baby, instantly up there with the injecting bleach moment.
It’s a genuine failure of the Biden administration to have this guy suffer no consequences for his role in first term crimes
The guy who drove his first wife to suicide is misogynistic? Color me shocked
It's a basic point, but one that needs to be repeated: If right-wingers and their views were popular, they would not be so desperate to control mass media & social media nor to use government power to silence everyone else, and they wouldn't need oligarchs pumping billions into amplifying them.
Not even in rural places! Most hospitals and even doctors offices are staffed by non-white people and you know it pisses off the MAGAs because they want to live in Mayberry. Also why does zerohedge have that as their profile pic
Grogu’s just a baby though, he can’t have formed political leanings in his brief 53 years
If you think the important difference between freedom & tyranny is that freedom is genteel & tyranny is vulgar, you've shown yourself to be an enemy of freedom, a grossly incompetent defender against tyranny, & generally not competent to engage in high-stakes political discourse. Seriously fuck you.
try to look normal try to look normal try to look normal am I doing it right?
Add Cheektowaga, Irondequoit, and Honeoye to the list
But unlike a lot of terrorists and dictators, he’s a gigantic pussy who cowers the second he’s physically threatened
A competent Dem opposition would turn this into an ad with a grocery price tracker next to it and air it during primetime for a month
There are already so many militant groups in the US that could birth a professionalized terror org. I think roving bands of these groups taking over small towns (think the Malheur occupation but larger scale) along with mass casualty attacks every once in a while is the likeliest scenario.
rare Jared sighting
So does Candace Owens
Hmm yes it was his miraculous body that prevented a 30 06 round from exploding his neck and spewing blood all over the white tent; he absorbed the kinetic energy due to all the bullshit he’d stored in there for so long. Definitely not that the bullet was from a different gun located somewhere else.
Is the purpose of that to worry China? Even if they invaded Taiwan I can’t see the US invading western China. If it’s for logistics isn’t Al Udeid in Qatar sufficient? Lord knows we aren’t hurting for military bases around the world.
I’m dying at Charles Entertainment Kirk
How exactly is Bagram key for Taiwan defense?
the guys draped in skulls and psychotic gun imagery would like to have a word with you about your glorification of violence
The neck is all wrong too
I live for this shit
That he went to a very public event like this confirms he’s in a bubble considering how widely talked about the hand makeup was a few weeks ago
I want to believe it’s because they’ve data-pilled themselves into believing they’ll only win with conservative candidates, but seeing how they treat Mamdani and the left in general confirms they hate anyone left of Bill Clinton
That’s the craziest thing. His brains are literal scrambled eggs
Nah she’s always been bad since her Fox days. She just seemed ok for a bit because she tried to whitewash her reputation after leaving Fox
Why is the one constant in my life Saturdays being the worst fucking day of the week
stadium blaring roundball rock as a casket is pushed out of the c-130 overhead; a big bullseye painted on the field with “free 10 oz black rifle coffee” in the center
The Gun Violence Archive, which tracks this, lists five mass shootings by transgender or nonbinary people since January 2013. That’s less than 0.1% of the mass shootings in that period.
A. Sports talk radio B. Willie Nelson and Marty Robbins C. Barbara Streisand D. Classical music My dad is uhhh eclectic
Okay, I see we now approve of chasers now that one went after Kirk...
The Mythbaby. As the prophecies have foretold.
Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.
Gonna need Zohran to endorse a challenger to Jeffries next year
He’s been on the anti-Trump beat for quite some time now
In Trent Reznor we trust
my ex was such a bad lady to me 😔😔😔
If you wrote a "Trump distances himself from project 2025" story in 2024 you are either a dupe or one of our enemies. They are cackling with laughter that the media they're now destroying enthusiastically helped them dupe the voters
I do not trust and refuse to own a bird that has a beak and claws that could kill me and is essentially a needy child you share your home with for 50+ years
In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
You may think it’s bad now? Just wait til 2027 when the few remaining government departments are forced to switch to Macrohard
I loved Gawker but if you’d told me it was a canon event for our modern era I’d never believe it
Oh my god I’d completely forgotten about that fucker
The nice weekend Gawker writer starred me, it was a momentous day
Dang I was around then, were they banning or de-starring people?
When was that? I don’t remember people getting booted for that, but by the time I was using Gawker they were letting more people comment
The first three words are probably why she got the job
NBC like “our decision to replace The Tonight Show with the Jon Voight Comedy Hour featuring Kid Rock was purely a business decision and incidentally the Trump administration has allowed us to purchase Oregon.”
If I were to buy the house I’m renting right now the mortgage would be twice what I’m paying in rent. The only thing currently keeping rent from ballooning is boomers renting out their paid off houses, and even then my rent is still half my income.
They’re gonna keep doing this until all talk shows are hosted by ex Fox people
He keeps looking to the side because he’s reading a script someone else wrote. Dude can’t even use his own words to condemn this.
I’m gonna watch it for the first time and then promptly cancel Disney+
Also, the way these companies are caving to the current administration, I never want to hear anyone gripe about "the liberal media" ever again, because in mass media terms, that doesn't exist.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Alec did once while drunk in a foreign country
9/10 pedophiles endorse cuomo for mayor, and the 10th allegedly hung himself in his cell
The opposite of a publicly traded company with a board and shareholders who value profit over anything even if it means selling to a Musk or Ellison. Privately held can still field buyers but the chance of agreeing is limited to who owns the company.
Sinclair is gonna run Kirk tribute shows until Kimmel makes an apology to his family and donates money to Turning Point.
Problem is all of it needs to be privately owned so there’s no chance of a Twitter situation where a billionaire can force his way into ownership.
“…The two sources familiar with the internal deliberations say that multiple ABC execs knew Kimmel had not actually said anything over the line. But it didn’t matter. The government was angry, and wanted another liberal scalp.”
Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early
Anyway, now we know what the FCC thinks is in the public interest: Fox host advocating for executing homeless people? Yes ABC comic suggesting Trumpers are using a death cynically? No
It really rubs me the wrong way how all he does is show up at a think tank q&a every few months
One more card to add to my Bolsonaro in the hospital collection
Eagerly awaiting Jerry Seinfeld to complain about how you can’t do comedy anymore
It’s 2025 and one of the hosts of the Man Show is being silenced for his beliefs and having his free speech curtailed and it’s not the right wing one.
Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist
The Quran was just their excuse, he was a dead man the moment he ran that skit mocking the Chancellor
American free speech is being murdered out in the open by the fascists and the corporate fascist alliance is being defined as clearly as it will be before the curtain drops. Between this and south park not airing tonight it’s clear Americas transformation into fascist police state is solidifying.
I think I’d rather off myself than attend a Thanksgiving at this pair’s house
The most popular and influential President of my lifetime has spent the last 9 years sitting in college auditoriums doing polite Q&As instead of using his power to counter Trumpism.
My hypothesis is that a bunch of the pundit class were so shocked Trump won the first time they spent 4 years doing diner interviews to understand his voters, and after 2024 they believe their side not only lost but must be wrong. So they’ve gone all in on submitting to this new normal.
look, it is comforting to think that your political opponents are, at the end of the day, just people like you who really want us all to live together as Americans. it's just very obviously not *true* in MAGA's case, as you can tell through, well, what they say and do.
it is germany, 1938 pick a side
Just look at this guy. He’s the type to move out of Austin because it got too woke
3/5 of these are Republicans and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Which senator was this?
Have you seen Ludwig? It’s one of those neurotic man solving crimes shows but the neurotic man is David Mitchell and it’s very good and very British. Also watch Taskmaster New Zealand especially series 2.
As usual the Democrats did something unpopular that turned out to be a massive self own. Almost everything bad that’s happening right now was made possible by a Democrat setting the table for them.
Wait, the guy who separated babies from their parents and locked immigrants in dog kennels has gone too extreme on immigration for you?
This FBI and administration are so corrupt I will never fully believe this is authentic. Something about it feels off.
I can’t imagine going through life constantly looking for things to be offended by. An entire political movement of petulant children.
Looks even better in that lighting
If it’s true then he really did cause unimaginable harm to the girlfriend. Regardless of the truth I hope she’s somewhere safe
Hell, for a million dollars, I'll sleep with Robert Redford. And that'll continue to be true for the next 7-10 days, based on the storage choices made by the Redford family.
If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
She/Theys out here making guys take a shot from 200 meters
Drowned in a tub of his own thousand island, such a tragedy. RIP Mr Redford, you were my favorite character in Pixar’s Cars
Oh for fuck’s sake. Idk whether to believe this or to believe the FBI is creating a false narrative to fit the regime’s agenda. I might be going full conspiracy nut on this one.
In the past week I’ve gotten a bunch of these bot followers. They’re always a woman’s first name and they always have a repost from George Conway for some reason?
11 can confirm am old
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
