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Are you trying to speak Spanish?
Correction: they do not want you to think.
Everyone stop, this is important
Donald Trump is the jerry Jones of presidents.
If you think it's a serious account, you shouldn't be on social media.
This person thinks @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is literal and not satire.
That's some words to say you are unable to understand satire.
This guy is really pissed about being mocked for being easily confused.
Pick up a copy of the NYT anytime.
I don't need to do shit. You clueless dolts can worship at the alter of the NYT all you want.
Bigly Brother
If you knew pitchbot, you'd know how wrong you are.
On dollar dog days that was a slow day.
LOL! Fit in with the right? You are deeply confused. You're the humorless scold, not me.
The ICEholes should.
Be all you can be!
Does Donnie still have his garbage man costume and truck?
You are confused, humorless scolds. You fit the stereotype the right sees us as.
The humorless scolds on this site can be exhausting.
I'm not the one being reactionary.
I'm not the confused one here. You don't understand that account and makes you unnecessarily angry. You can mute it.
You don't understand the pitchbot. That's not my fault. It's mocking the NYT. That's it. That's the bit.
He seems smart.
It always does that for their neverending "Dems in Disarray" BS
Incorrect
Thanks for proving my point.
You obviously spend too much time in Ohio diners.
Because you don't get the bit.
Concerning
The replies are great. None of these humorless people get the bit.
It's satirizing the NYT
This will require Donnie's approval and an executive order. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
Lil Kim in NK is getting jealous.
Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos.
They're as motivated as The Troops in Donnie's big beautiful birthday parade
As my dad used to tell me, 'Kristi, please stop shooting the pets"
You people say he looks like crap. I say he looks like a man about to win multiple golf tournaments this weekend. Checkmate libs!
It's plastic junk spray painted gold. No one tell him.
m.youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...
En dash would like a word m.youtube.com/shorts/ky0YO...
Would MTG put this in her pants? Only Loomer knows.
They'll never catch me
Wins above replacement is an overrated stat, true.
Does it have Canada's star yet? Ottawa may be getting bombed tonight.
Death of a meme.
This is Orsillo erasure.
Farm team for the NL west.
He was more into dei than rbi. Sad, really.
Noem loves to play dress up so maybe she's telling everyone else it's a winner
There's a whole couch full of Fox Friends. None of them want these no show jobs?
He was in a throuple with elon? 🤷
He can unhinge his jaw, so it's unlikely.
Leg day is woke!
Melt it 🔥🧊🔥
I try not to call him. He gets bat guano all over the place
Turn up the heat on these ice holes 🔥🧊🧊🧊🔥
The ice holes are having a meltdown. Turn up the heat! 🔥🧊🧊🧊🔥
The gestapo were real people with real families. They were just doing their jobs rounding up jews. People should have been nicer to them.
Poor ice holes are having a meltdown. Sad! 🧊🧊🧊
The Bible is DEI. There are zero white people in it.
Reading isn't very manly
Not since he said he hoped Israel would sink Greta Thunbergs boat yesterday.
Do you think trump even remembers who Vance is?
Elon is on a hell of a bender. He's gonna have an "oh fuck" kind of morning.
Deflate Big Ballz!
Correction: Everything's computer.
There's always money in the banana stand.
Curtis Yarvin got his first boner today. True story
Pearl Jam opened for the stones.
People do enjoy elon musk and Cybertrucks. Also, it's called the Big, Beautiful Birthday parade, Darth. Thanks.
That's up to Big Ballz now, isn't it
*Farce
On the couch elon slept on while in doge?
As the prophecy foretold.
Democrats could never pull this off. They're coming up with some word soup about civility and unity or some crap.
Does Elon still get to go to the big, beautiful bday parade?
He has doge kiddies seeded all over the government with access to everything.
The world awaits a statement from Katie Miller
Musk has doge kiddies seeded all over the government with access to everything. Makes it interesting.
Musk has doge kiddies seeded all over the government and they have access to everything.
Taco could try to Prigozhin him but Hegseth would fuck if up.
Is Yarvin getting his first ever boner? You bet he is!
If it lasts for more than four hours...
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
Here we go!
Jade Helm was Clinton era? Man, I'm old.
Seeds and dust that you got bust on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole -Humble Pie
Seeds and dust that you got bust on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole -Humble Pie
Pretty sure they don't. Spent two years working a high end farm. They will never know our struggles.
My best friend's brother is ice. Not sure how to deal with that.
We still can, Darth. Keep hope alive.
Does he mean prone to die soon so Thiel could take over sooner rather than later? All of these clowns are a physical mess: Thiel, musk, yarvin, etc.
Love it. That's how they should be treated everywhere.
He says he did artillery in the army, so he's qualified.
Isn't this what elon was up to with the silverware at mar a lardo a couple of months ago when he was tripping balls with that random baby mama?
I see elon's Optimus is ahead of schedule, yet prone to cancer because Bobby Jr is a stupid.
