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Tess

@itstessinadress.bsky.social

Creative Australia awarded director, animator and producer. Relapsed writer. Daughter of Bruce Spence (illegitimate). On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈

created August 14, 2023

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Profile picture Gregory Possum-Encounterer (@possumacquainter.bsky.social) reposted

workers of the world.. hello

1/9/2025, 10:53:25 PM | 168 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture soup_ (@estroclysm.neocities.org) reposted

gogurt will eventually release cookie dough in the same format. i just need to be patient. im waiting for godough

1/9/2025, 8:20:28 AM | 270 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture charlotte brontësaurus (@homewarddemon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

starting to think all of uk politics is about inventing a woman who will instantly die if she comes into contact with anyone who looks a bit different to her

1/9/2025, 3:19:11 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 (@goddessblade.bsky.social) reposted

This is going to be a thread of Gazan accounts I am helping to boost. I ask that you help me by reposting, quote posting, and remembering the accounts you see here. Considering boosting them on your own, and if you're able to donate, please consider doing so!

31/8/2025, 10:07:47 PM | 94 95 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted

If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.

1/9/2025, 9:21:33 AM | 3784 1465 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drawmark (@drawmark.bsky.social) reposted

Every Labor Day I celebrate the work of Ben Shahn, friend of the labor movement and workers everywhere.

Ben Shahn poster for United Textile Workers of America Ben Shahn Organize poster Ben Shahn poster for Amalgamated Association of Iron, Steel, & Tin Workers
1/9/2025, 4:53:11 PM | 32 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 (@davidgerard.co.uk) reposted

the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...

1/9/2025, 3:02:34 PM | 475 356 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 4701 669 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) (@delaneyking.bsky.social) reposted

Or you could have paid us properly.

1/9/2025, 10:14:10 PM | 95 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

I try working in the arts but conservatives decide it's not a sector worth paying people for their labour & I should "learn to code" so I retrain in tech but conservatives decide it's not a sector worth paying people for their labour & I should "learn to weld" so I retrain in manufacturing but conse

1/9/2025, 9:34:13 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christian (@cwwilkie.org) reposted

Seriously, you're about to screw yourself over with #Substack. Transfer to @buttondown.com @ghost.org @beehiiv.com or even freakin' @wordpress.org while it's still an option. If you're unconcerned about white nationalists, at least have some sympathy for your business model.

1/9/2025, 3:32:24 AM | 30 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture El is in the Details (@elsbells.bsky.social) reposted

This is how I learned there’s a group of wargamers painting minis in various sets of Pride colors and raising money for trans-youth supporting UK group Mermaids. Scrolling through the @prideonparade.bsky.social page, seeing all the minis, was good for my soul.

31/8/2025, 7:05:10 PM | 155 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💜 phonakins 🍉 (@phonakins.com) reposted reply parent

Happy first of #liptember! 💋💄👄 Donate to @liptember and support women's mental health projects liptember.com.au/fiona-moore

 A person with their hair in a ponytail and wearing glasses is taking a selfie with their dog. The person is wearing a white T-shirt with a
31/8/2025, 11:07:22 PM | 6 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes I think I transitioned a little harder than other people because my wife can trip me up by asking if I remember things from the first three years we were dating and I'm always like "no? We've been together for two years, how could I remember -- wait. That can't be right 🤔"

1/9/2025, 7:10:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

Them: yeah so when I was a little girl, growing up, I remember I used to... Me (internally): That's weird. .. I don't have any memories from when I was a little girl? Did I even have a childhood?? I don't recall anything so I guess I didn't 🤨

1/9/2025, 6:52:47 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The White Rose Society (Australia) (@whiterosesociety.bsky.social) reposted

Please e-mail any footage (photos or videos) from March for Australia rallies around Australia (not just major cities) to us at thewhiterosesociety@protonmail.com. We can keep you anonymous.

1/9/2025, 1:35:04 AM | 97 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the limit was two. This changes everything!

1/9/2025, 6:45:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

As long as I'm resting it with the entire arm comfortably supported, it stops hurting. But the fact that it stops hurting means I can get up and do housework because it's all better now, obviously! I think there may be something wrong with me besides the shoulder injury

1/9/2025, 2:27:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DollaryyDoos (@dollaryydoos.bsky.social) reposted

This.

1/9/2025, 1:46:17 AM | 12 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Photo of
1/9/2025, 2:11:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture blood-starved jules (@julesprom.bsky.social) reposted

now more than ever, its important to make weird tranny art

31/8/2025, 7:28:07 PM | 149 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

Rorschach tests can reveal a lot about your subconscious, for example if you see Catdog in this image it means you probably don't think about Angry Beavers as often as you should. If you see your parents fighting it means you're normal. Acrylic and marker on canvas, now owned by a curator in Naarm

Photo of a canvas panel depicting a painting of Catdog from the TV show Photo of a canvas panel depicting a painting of Catdog from the TV show Photo of a canvas panel depicting a painting of Catdog from the TV show
1/9/2025, 1:34:48 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

31/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted

tiktok taking down their live feature in indonesia while the protests are happening shows they understand the ability that app had to show people what was really happening in gaza and they intend not to let it happen again

31/8/2025, 4:05:15 PM | 907 317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

30/8/2025, 2:51:32 PM | 17228 3535 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Jones (@tlachtga.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture David Lo Pun-ch Nazis (@helpmeskeletor.bsky.social) reposted

Also if you’re calling a Nazi rally an ‘anti-immigration’ protest then you count as one too.

31/8/2025, 6:48:42 AM | 54 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elise Thomas (@elisethomas.bsky.social) reposted

This protest isn’t scheduled to start for two hours yet and there are already TWO sets of TV reporters and camera crews here setting up their shots. Melbourne has protests every single weekend and few if any get this level of media attention. No media setting up at the Gaza rally location.

30/8/2025, 11:09:38 PM | 55 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

What's the LD50 for diclofenac dyethelamine, anyway? Probably high, like really high. "Safe to bathe in" high, right?

31/8/2025, 4:53:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Wallace (@mattfnwallace.bsky.social) reposted

Oh, you’re an author? You should get a real job. You know. Like all those people who work on your books. Editors and publicists and sales reps and executives, myriad others whose gainful full-time employment solely centers around what you produce. Why can’t you just have a real job like all of them?

29/8/2025, 4:06:37 PM | 133 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

More like Writer S. Thompson (i learn that he was also an avid hunter) More like Hunter S. Writer

30/8/2025, 7:57:35 PM | 866 131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Scales ⚖️ (@shakethescales.bsky.social) reposted

Food isn't expensive. Water isn't expensive. Even power isn't expensive. Mega-rich bosses demanding gigantic profits are expensive.

30/8/2025, 11:48:40 AM | 1459 321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cirice Gray (tired) (@ciricegray.itch.io) reposted

It's been ten days since we had movement on this please help <3

30/8/2025, 7:06:05 AM | 82 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have any idea what it takes for someone with a hill-sachs lesion and a lower back dislocation with a manual labour employment history to say "this actually hurts enough to make me tap out" because it's the kind of pain that makes you genuinely fucking delirious

30/8/2025, 8:45:35 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

Got a trapped nerve in my shoulder and I would do unspeakable things for some gabapentin or somebody to just rip my arm out from the socket right now. Seriously there has to be a machine I can reach inside of to end this

30/8/2025, 8:33:30 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bree 🇨🇦 (@goose.ski) reposted

not gonna spoil it. just go look lol

29/8/2025, 1:36:32 PM | 849 250 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Good hair, too! 🤩

30/8/2025, 8:26:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

A mom asking her daughter Rachel to send her the news story.
30/8/2025, 7:22:02 AM | 1837 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

The drum intro from Two Princes by the Spin Doctors and the drum intro from Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies should switch places

30/8/2025, 6:33:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

They should invent a diagnosis that doesn't make your symptoms suddenly manifest harder as the coping mechanisms maintained through uncertainty are obliviated by finally being able to make sense of your own suffering

30/8/2025, 4:13:39 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

🎶 Dress up like a secret paratrooper Try to pull another DB Cooper (super dooper!)

30/8/2025, 3:45:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

Bald and shaved head women are extremely pretty & hot. That's facts

30/8/2025, 1:40:23 AM | 80 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture •Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

The image is a political cartoon depicting a bird labeled
29/8/2025, 7:15:03 PM | 570 165 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helena Fitzgerald (@hellafitzgerald.bsky.social) reposted

“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb

30/8/2025, 12:15:16 AM | 4724 955 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted

yo this guy is cooking

29/8/2025, 12:31:31 PM | 5487 1572 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh shit how did I miss this! Fuck yes!!!

29/8/2025, 12:57:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

This is still for sale btw. Or if you want to help a girl cover her phone bill and be able to eat while she adjusts to a new career traineeship, I can always draw you something original in return, please just ask (I'm like if a generative AI had perky tits, and was hungry) www.paypal.me/Tessicabess

29/8/2025, 12:56:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are rookie numbers, get em up

29/8/2025, 12:40:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karrie (@karriehiggins.bsky.social) reposted

The stripping of civl rights here overlaps with disability barriers. They are essentially a new kind of ugly law ... now imagine the next disaster. We can't get a loan to fix the house because of that law ... next one, I can be denied SHELTER. gofund.me/fa6d26c7

17/7/2025, 5:12:06 PM | 10 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I was way off, he was family of Nancy Wake, "the white mouse". Still a badass lady!

29/8/2025, 11:02:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Your son would have loved my Garfield phase, my condolences

Photo of a hand holding a canvas painting of Garfield from Garfield with his arms... his front legs? Folded like arms, and also he has the face and hair of Lenny from the Simpsons for reasons you have to look inside yourself to find
29/8/2025, 10:56:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

29/8/2025, 9:55:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I have two questions, the first is how old were you, the second is may we see it?

29/8/2025, 9:49:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

"but I'm not good enough to be an artist" Listen. Look at me. That doesn't matter. Not only is doing it anyway how you get good, but look at this. There is nothing good about this painting. The concept of "good" was absent from the room when this was created, on many levels. Still beats AI slop.

29/8/2025, 9:43:41 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bhakthi (@bhakthi.bsky.social) reposted

I think if Britain colonised your country of origin you should get free BBC iplayer.

29/8/2025, 7:51:46 AM | 1710 318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg congratulations!!! 🥳🥳🥳 You both look so beautiful and happy 🥹

29/8/2025, 9:01:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sara (@sarasoci.al) reposted reply parent

you ever feel the need to just talk about a girl to people for hours and hours on end and feel like all the time in the universe still wouldn’t be enough to get all of your thoughts about her out of your system

29/8/2025, 8:54:58 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leena 🌵 (@leena.reuben.games) reposted

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

29/8/2025, 6:00:21 AM | 4264 918 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osman Faruqi (@osmanfaruqi.bsky.social) reposted

Every single publicised arson attack on a synagogue has now been linked to criminal gangs and/or Iran. You’d imagine this would be front page news, considering how the media has sought to blame pro-Palestine protestors for two years. But it’s nowhere. www.lamestream.com.au/the-media-bl...

29/8/2025, 2:49:37 AM | 160 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osman Faruqi (@osmanfaruqi.bsky.social) reposted

Everything the pro-Israel media think the pro-Palestine movement is (racist, extremist, building up violent hate) is actually happening with the anti-migrant “March for Australia” but with a fraction of the outrage.

28/8/2025, 10:22:31 PM | 254 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I have watched that exact performance on youtube SO many times

29/8/2025, 4:10:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture moby dickgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ (@epistemophagy.bsky.social) reposted

My father had a manila folder full of saved jokes and aphorisms about his job, which was computer programming. I liked that folder. One of the papers in there bore, among others, the words, "A computer doesn't do what you want it to do, but what you tell it to do." I've never forgotten that.

29/8/2025, 1:21:12 AM | 138 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not NOT interested 🤔

29/8/2025, 12:54:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Moe (@johnmoe.bsky.social) reposted

🎶 Alan Alda GARY BURGHOFF! Harry Morgan LARRY LINVILLE! 🎶

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28/8/2025, 7:03:27 PM | 83 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

[loads dart gun] copy that

28/8/2025, 1:54:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sara (@sarasoci.al) reposted

you know when you have ideas for things—projects resources organizing efforts etc—that could help your community, and you find reasons to talk yourself down from turning those ideas into reality? now is a really, really good time to stop doing that and start making them happen

28/8/2025, 9:46:37 AM | 113 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

The right spoon is 100% a subjective vibes based decision

28/8/2025, 9:56:24 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody of note but I went to school with someone who was descended from somebody with at least one biopic about her actions during the war. Different surname in this generation though so I'm waiting for him to confirm

28/8/2025, 8:59:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tranna karenina (@einegeniesserin.bsky.social) reposted

28/8/2025, 7:57:55 AM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

"there didn't used to be all this autism around" no, what there USED to be were literal printed volumes on social etiquette because everyone was expected to know when it was rude not to offer a handkerchief or weird to reply to a thank you note. For no reason. Those books just, happened to exist!

28/8/2025, 8:50:03 AM | 318 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lumpen Space Proletariat (@julesfurious.bsky.social) reposted

Hey Canberra pals come out to this on Sunday!

Racism Isn’t Welcome In Canberra Counter Protest the fascist “March for Australia” August 31st 11am Captain Cook Memorial @ regatta point
28/8/2025, 8:25:17 AM | 25 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't responded to my DM yet, it's been 20 years and I, uh, look very different now, but if he gets back to me I'll tell him to hit you up here

28/8/2025, 8:11:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Sending hugs, I hope you have a good playlist to help you through this 🧡

28/8/2025, 7:57:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Now accepting EOI (Experience Of Illness)

28/8/2025, 7:55:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna Holmes (@annabookwriter.bsky.social) reposted

I will be doing this as soon as I have an address. Fellow expats and folks outside the US, I really encourage you to do this. This could have a real impact on whether they gather the audacity to do this again.

28/8/2025, 7:34:08 AM | 122 82 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

oh wow.. the daughters of the witches they didn't burn... damn. these witches who saw all the horrors happening, they raised you? heavy stuff. and so, you're saying, to save your own skin, you'd also just keep quiet instead of doing anything when that kinda shit hap— HEY are you hexing me. be honest

28/8/2025, 4:27:55 AM | 211 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

(grabbing someone's typing hand as they begin a post with "MF Doom voice") don't. Don't do it. It's okay, you want to rap, I get it. But it's okay. You can just rap. You don't have to pretend it's a joke just to make it easier if people diss your bars. Pick a beat and spit to it. Believe in yourself

28/8/2025, 6:40:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

These fucking rule, imagine going about your life in 2025 and some rando you went to school back in the day with sends you the link all "check it out there's a mini of your grandmother" (true story)

28/8/2025, 5:28:03 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I go for the koi but I stay for the lizards

28/8/2025, 4:37:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shaun 🔻🏳️‍🌈 (@anarchautist.bsky.social) reposted

Please share and help OFG fight against sheltered workshops and prison labour in Australia.

27/8/2025, 11:26:22 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a formerly homeless trans woman trying to keep it together across the chasm from former employment ending to new employment starting to pay. Phone is cut off, running out of HRT, and falling behind on rent, plus these two goofballs need cat litter. Any amount/RT helps www.paypal.me/Tessicabess

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28/8/2025, 1:51:55 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Faith K. Falkner (@faithfalkner.com) reposted

I don't know where this meme came from, but my hobby is making memes more legible and future-proof.

28/8/2025, 12:55:32 AM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Art Velasco (@artvelasco.com) reposted

Great news for animation, but RIP to every pitching creator who will have to hear "We're looking for the next KPDH" for the next 10 or so years.

27/8/2025, 12:19:53 PM | 1505 314 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bloody Disgusting (@bloody-disgusting.com) reposted

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:

27/8/2025, 4:14:29 PM | 7419 2590 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture enriched corn meal (@guntoucher.bsky.social) reposted

27/8/2025, 11:43:37 AM | 76 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osman Faruqi (@osmanfaruqi.bsky.social) reposted

The incredibly muted political response to sovereign citizens being responsible for the murder of four police officers in 12 months is remarkable. The police / spook / political / media extremist framework is clearly only designed to be deployed against Islamic extremism, any other form breaks it.

27/8/2025, 4:48:25 AM | 394 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

Oh wow, you asked the computer to draw you a picture based on an idea you were too wilfully pathetic to execute yourself? That's great man. I painted this in a single afternoon. Sold it for $100. It's now hanging in someone's house on the other side of the world, being admired by strangers forever.

Photo of a painting on canvas depicting Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sonic videogames with the face of Bart Simpson from the Simpsons tv show, posing inside a golden ring Photo of a painting on canvas depicting Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sonic videogames with the face of Bart Simpson from the Simpsons tv show, posing inside a golden ring, taken from a low side angle
27/8/2025, 6:41:27 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social)

I made this with the vocal help of @marlonvo.bsky.social (hire him, he's amazingly talented) some years ago but I can't find the original tweet it's a reading of, can anyone help out?

27/8/2025, 3:53:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

If Bluesky isn’t structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I don’t see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out

26/8/2025, 9:58:58 PM | 2747 236 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

🎶 we simply can't leave until we get some wood?

27/8/2025, 2:57:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Juni! 🥰 (@literallyjustadog.online) reposted

yeah sure protect the dolls, cool. but maybe also pay the dolls, maybe give the dolls guns, maybe create opportunities for the dolls

26/8/2025, 2:58:31 PM | 712 191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana Nightingale 🏳️‍⚧️ (@danaenight.bsky.social) reposted

Hey gang let's all just learn html 1.0 and remake the internet from scratch

25/8/2025, 7:03:07 PM | 794 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gin Valentine (@chekhovsgundam.bsky.social) reposted

Quick question, how many people could you have given a stable living situation so they could escape the cycle of homelessness with $1.4 million?

26/8/2025, 9:28:17 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL (@pinkrangerlb.bsky.social) reposted

Y’all, as you know, I represent a couple clients in the Cop City RICO cases. It’s also almost my September 8 birthday, if you have any interest in contributing, I’d really appreciate it! www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...

26/8/2025, 10:45:36 PM | 42 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I can't WAIT to see that dweeb cop a wedgie! Fuck you, space cop!

26/8/2025, 6:58:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

Disappointing lack of gruff extremist lesbians so far, people told me this show was like my show, also I want to give James Woods a wedgie for dressing like a cunt, but I'll stick with it

26/8/2025, 6:55:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tess (@itstessinadress.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm picking up that this is a thing that might happen? Like I'm getting the sense that at some point they will do this. Interesting.

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Profile picture Kendra, regular version (@kendrawcandraw.bsky.social) reposted

It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually

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