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From California. That's not my real name. Surprise, I'm also not Obama wearing Eazy-E's Compton hat and Locs either. Likely talking music, culture, games, politics. Happy to tell anyone to fuck off, and then give a lecture about manners and class war.
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Oh look a thread in which I might relevantly promote my idea for a next generation Bond: an immigrant twenty something boy from Mexico who teaches MI6 that they don't know everything. I haven't been kidding this whole time and I'm still not. He would absolutely dominate that role.
This dude is apparently a CEO (shocker I know) and issued a very piece of shit response because he is very much a piece of shit, the kind that threatens legal action because of course he does Cool that the kid got to meet the player after all this tho
Baz Luhrmann knows how to make a very unique kind of spectacle film, I unapologetically love his movies
oh my that's why I recognized him having never traveled to DC he looks exactly like every eagle scout I ever met
think of the millions they're spending on all this brand new sports nonsense this is why they wanted to take over the universities,
shoutout to christopher robin's nurse who had to scrub mud out of pooh bear every time he did some dumb shit like pretend to be a raincloud. the unsung heroine of that story
hits different for sure. pooh should be seen as a personification of evil if you consider him from a western christian viewpoint. a literal demon. like I know dark pooh has been tried before since the copyrights expired but I think there's real psychological horror there that remains untapped
Gosh but I'm sorry to hear about your mother being a stone cold child murderer
that's law when I see you do that skin tone shit on slack, I am absolutely judging and making assumptions of you
This is communism. If this is all You aspire to-fuck off.
Like for real: Rabbit (in Winnie the Pooh) lives among immortal beings favored by the gods (Christopher) who haphazardly mutilate each other _all the time_ and simply don't care a dime because they'll just reattach their goddamn arm. The panicked anxiety Rabbit must feel every day of his existence.
To the dozen or so followers I have who aren't bots: I mean no offense when I say any of this. But Martha is objectively cooler than any of you
I made it. Y'all. I've arrived.
PS I've read the Tao of Pooh but only after realizing all this while introducing my favorite childhood stories to my own son 😊
It's because they're mortal: they can die, they have families and even children, we can assume. The stuffed animals don't give a fuck about the hundred acre wood flooding precisely because they _can't die_. They can't even be permanently dismembered. It's why Rabbit is so terrified of his world.
The best childhood stories read differently when you're an adult. Look at the differences between the living characters (Rabbit, Owl, Gopher) and the stuffed animals (all the others). Every time things go to hell, the living are running wild trying to save themselves and their belongings.
for me it had to be when they stopped using the big bulbs that would explode and they'd have to change it out for another picture and I mean that coincides with the hats
it's true but I'm not claiming I could punt an average man very far either, nor a woman for that matter A baby maybe but it'd need to be more of a lob than a kick in order to get any distance. but I mean I trust babies, a little
JB Pritzker comes to mind. Like everything he says is great, right on, love it. Still don't trust him as far as I could dropkick him.
not as culturally relevant a work as lake placid
It's funny to note in this context that hops and cannabis are genetic cousins because yeah The markup is all paying for the ridiculous packaging
Imagine telling on yourself like that
This is one hundred percent going to happen. Worst case it's a dystopian race to the bottom as competing tech giants vye for developing the more Trumpian AI, with different stooge candidates just interchangeably parroting the responses off a teleprompter.
Gavin Newsom is the human equivalent of this meme
Performative gender politics was at its height when that got installed. Like most all performative politics it's garbled at best and deeply ironic the more you scratch at it. There was also a third statue but it's been removed:
I saw a candle post just saying "it" that had 3k likes
Actually artists don't HAVE to do anything for your sensibilities.
Oh they're absolutely going to weekend at bernie's him for at least a week solid, maybe longer
He's supposed to just _waste_ that dead lab monkey? What about Monkey Monday?
::eerie theremin playing:: you know who else was named Sabrina?
Oh swingers aren't that bad it's swingers who are also cruise people
giving that child a sharpie while being a dick to him, while not paying attention to anything but the player, while wearing white, chino shorts, is admittedly pretty ballsy
The Occupy Democrats bit is 🤌🤌
I enjoyed the Pharaoh remake, though it did eventually add some small amount of its own spin. Gabriel Knight 1 had a GORGEOUS HD remake, true to the original and even made by the original team. It was worth the purchase.
Last night was an honor! Thank you to BMI for recognizing me with the President’s Award ⭐️ It’s been a year of reflection and celebration 🙏🏿 I can’t wait to take it to the next level when we kick of the TP20 Tour in just a few weeks 🔥
Guess whose article is trending over at McSweeney's Internet Tendency? You can read it here: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ice...
I'm gonna start describing transphobes as "self-identified [profession]" like "J.K. Rowling, who self-identifies as a writer."
"...and we're gonna make mental health care illegal, problems solved"
Honestly it LOOKS like a resist meme but given the popularity and importance of the serenity prayer among her age group ..? This goes hard af. More please.
First time seeing a metaphor, eh?
"that's how it works" And yet..?
Did you honestly expect a reply to any of this?
literally just opened this app thinking about what I want for dinner so thank you for answering the timeless question for me this evening
He sounds like he's still applying for that job tbh. And I mean he is. If Trump goes and doesn't give his public blessing to Vance, VP or not, his base won't accept him.
Only the Model T does 150 mph, yeah
Definitely a modern spin on it. It's kinda interesting in that it's a new tale in a story older than the one it's referencing: Alien and JP. But I mean I can't believe they're making all these nods unintentionally. They were subtle about it at first but that last episode was like,
One of the best decisions they made was to not use any big names (apart from Olyphant). It really changes the way it's watched. Olyphant being the exception though, he's not in his normal role at all. He's exactly the antithesis of the normal intensity he brings and that's awesome too.
The plot of the living barbasol can to exfiltrate the monster genome. The sheep scene was the T-Rex sheep AND the raptor: mfer all but says exactly "clever girl". What I really am looking forward to is whether the righteous T-Rex is the xeno or Wendy. I think it might be Wendy. I hope.
starts with a sturdy box containing a monster, the monster gets out and kills the laborers who brought it. Spoiler alert for the latest episode follow.
I don't disagree and I don't fault them for this, but I'm pointing it out: it's Jurassic Park. I love it. But that's what it is. Lab on jungle island where monsters are made Hubris-laden, ultra-rich, childish magical thinker in charge Releasing prototype abominations before they've been vetted
I would absolutely ADORE seeing a parallel study on upper management and c-level management, just, in general. Like without LLMs. Because someone once pointed out that interesting with LLMs are how managers talk to employees and I have to think it has similar effects on the brain.
This movie replaced parents having "The Talk" about death with their young children for an entire generation.
Have we collectively moved on from lambasting Nickelback to going after Puddle of Mudd? I'm okay with all of it I just need to keep up because without such cultural awareness I'll actually die,
"Please develop politics that don’t die when you take them offline like a jellyfish being removed from the sea." - @kibblesmith.com Carve it into a mountain. Put it on the flag. Etch it into the surface of the moon.
If you’re still in the tank for a guy who is literally launching a crypto currency you’re a fucking rube. Please develop politics that don’t die when you take them offline like a jellyfish being removed from the sea.
"I'm gonna grift people but I'm doing it ironically so it's okay". No words.
You're dead on the right here, it's BOTH things. This isn't the first time he's done this to people, likely children, and he absolutely intended to abuse them while they were intoxicated.
It's always gonna floor me how much we've lost in humanity. You can be a civilization for thousands of years but remain entirely unknown outside of it until you encounter another civilization that actually writes things down.
Mfer already did this in LOS ANGELES, what are you people even daydreaming about? Just another instance of white liberals relying entirely on minorities to do their dirty work, and then blaming them when it doesn't happen the way they wanted.
"I hope he tries that shit in (city made famous by right-wing media for 'urban' violence)" is just the liberal side of the same "I am absolutely terrified of going into the city" coin. It's always a well-off white person saying it too, just like the right wing talking heads.
Not like, "is". It is the exact same thing. Because you could theoretically run through an LLM manually with a stack of paper and a pencil. Like any function in programming. If you don't think a stack of paper can turn sentient, then you don't think an LLM can turn sentient.
Taylor "The Nazis were nice to me, actually" Lorenz.
What was John Carpenter's Vampires an allegory for? What were the vampires in From Dusk till Dawn an allegory for? Twilight? Underworld? There's TONS of movies about vampires without any depth at all. If you're going to be smug, at least be correct.
Update: it got funny again
Ngl I actually nailed this, but only because I took every measurement a dozen times, bought the appropriate jigs, and had the appropriate tools. I also swore numbered, solemn oaths to long-dormant gods of power and luck before making every cut. Better safe than sorry.
Not all fresh water is potable. You're comparing apples to oranges because you're hung up on semantics. And I'm going to repeat myself: this is better thought of as a research facility than an industrial plant. It doesn't need to be profitable or efficient to fill its purpose, which is research.
It is a logistics solution, it is not a physics solution. Funnily, it's also a chemical solution but that's besides the point. I'm gonna assume you were just waking up before coffee or something, because absolutely nobody was insinuating this is some magical, physics-breaking free energy machine.
update: scheduled for a lumbar puncture to figure out whether this is papilladema/idiopathic intercranial hypotension and hopefully rule out cancer/lyme disease/multiple sclerosis. love, erin. gofund.me/44992644
Think of it more like a research lab for new technologies than a power plant and suddenly the slight efficiency gained is a bit more important.
Because desalination requires lots of energy and a chunk of that energy is just moving the water to the desal plant itself. So you want power resources next to the water resources you're going to be utilizing, and vice versa. This is a good solution to both.
Sealab is in that running too. Archers comedic writing, timing, all the references that come through to history, culture, the dozens of long running repeated inside jokes across all the seasons... It's attention to detail. It's a real form masterpiece. Like Airplane! had a child with Suzy Izzard.
Man we didn't deserve Archer as a culture
This is how I feel about Mark McGrath and Sugar Ray. You do a thing long enough, despite the hate and snobs, maybe despite looking a little foolish at times - but fuck it, you had fun and made a good living? Awesome. Guy Fieri is the same thing fwiw. Fuck yeah for that guy too.
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Why do you willfully choose this violence and hate, Brendel?
White culture in America doesn't have the same relationship with old kung fu movies that black culture in America does, that's the disconnect that always made white Wu fans kinda stand out and not pass the smell test. They're just emulating Chappelle.
I'm more concerned with the way AT protocol works here by promoting in the discover feed heavily based on mutual followers, but go off
It's what makes New York, New York New York, New York. The putz.
Video evidence of both driver and passenger of a vehicle getting fucked up before ostensibly leaving in the same car.. Like I'm a stoner but holy shit guys, maybe think that through a tiny bit
I mean I'm sincerely curious, given Chad's reporting and how that account he's following is parroting a very right-wing talking point that's very anti-immigrant.
The wording makes clear that to this guy the most egregious offense was the posts advertising his competitors. We should do more of that.
At this point we need to accept Leonidas is a larp because there's just no way this person is a serious being
Why you following this account Chad
So good.
Today and tomorrow I'm gonna get to learn how to trim, bore, paint, and hang a new door.
This is just the stochastic liberal side of the same "I'm very very afraid of all the diversity in the big cities" coin.
Caught these guys playing this album live with Thrice and Coheed back in 2003. Phenomenal show that was. Thursday was the best of the three, hands down.
Makes sense if you consider that they treat age a transactional regulation and nothing more. Like carbon credits. Picture this: "Biologically I'm 17 years old, your honor". Like they don't think they'd get away with that, yet, but it's exactly how their minds work.
Imma try that with my wife: toss the phone on the bed with an alarm set and walk outside, like a kinda argument grenade
Hey didn't Thomas Chatterton Williams say he hit his girlfriend in his memoir, blaming it on hip hop, and then wrote this?
this guy practices being obnoxious and arrogant every morning in the shower, im certain of it
Have fun nerd king 👑
Now every time I'm on that ride and going under the sign at the beginning that reads it, I'm gonna be snickering I want to design a pirates themed t-shirt that says "snitches get stitches" for the trip now
It's that old saying again: "pay attention to the things in life that keep you off the ground: shoes, tires, bed" and bike seats apply all the same.
My kid is currently counting down the days to Disneyland and watching Pirates of the Caribbean ride videos on YouTube non stop. It has occurred to me that "Dead Men Tell No Tales" is literally the same as "Snitches Get Stitches". That's all.
remember the dot com bubble burst and then no one used the internet ever again and it definitely didn't get any more advanced and prolific. good times.
sensing a pattern
