SegwaySwanker
@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social
Your interpretive dance protests aren't doing shit, liberals.
created April 30, 2024
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SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really "lawlessness" if they change the laws to allow the oval office to do what it wants. This is how the system works. This system created Spray-tan Caligula. Are you still hoping this system will save you from him?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
So long as they're doing what the admin wants, they'll remain protected by it. It's only if they'd ever refuse to play along they'd be targeted.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anyone still think they can reform this? That this system can be ever trusted to not do this same thing ever again?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you forget about what came right after the gilded age?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
How often do they look back and think, "What a fuck up that was?"
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell does a man who fought in WWI have to do with the imperialist bullshit that was the Vietnam War?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
They're one of the few people you can rely on to be anti-nationalist these days which is a big reason I've gravitated towards them.
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Poland's become a fascist spawning ground. unherd.com/2025/03/is-p... insightnews.media/poland-suppo...
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
For someone who sees the anarchists were right all along and continue to be, they always were.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Liberals try not to turn into devout fascists the nanosecond one of yours turns into one themselves Challenge Level: Impossible.
The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
Literally every Gavin Newsom fan is a hardcore transphobe who is identical to MAGA chuds on trans issues.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't care. It would cost them more to mitigate the fighting rather than just pay it constant lip service.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
You can blame Britain and Russia for setting the stage for the zionists. Russia's programs against Jewish people created zionism, and Britain seized the territory from the natives first. Then from there it's just one disaster after another to now where the US sends them bombs to drop on kids.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
"But what about our generous, stunning and brave donors?!" - The liberals
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why anyone who suggests this country was great before Trump materialized should be in a proper education camp. This has never been a great nation. It's always been complicit and worse in atrocities.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Not trying to be rude there (for once), just exhausted and angry that we've let the scales move so far to the right it's now an outlandish fringe position to not support mass murder.
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SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
That is the only moral thing that shitbag's ever done in their life even if it was pure selfishness. Do you think it was "valuing human life" to go kill random Vietnamese people because "Oh no, communism scary!"?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
What's keeping you fucko? Deport yourself bitch. Do it now bitch.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The cult eats it up no matter how incredibly stupid it looks to everyone else. You can't salvage them. They belong in asylums.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The UN is basically owned by the U.S. And the U.S. fully supports the indiscriminate murder of middle eastern people.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost all sci-fi horror's root causes come down to capitalism putting people in situations they shouldn't be in.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Hasn't stopped them before fucko. apnews.com/article/us-c... Now turn yourself in for being unable to form coherent English sentences. Do it bitch.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Have fun with martial law shitlib. You've wanted it all along.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
No one who values any life - others and their own - should even consider enlisting in the empire.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The liberals are circle-jerking over Newsom who's just making noise on the internet and agreeing with the fascists over how some minorities don't deserve to be seen as people. Meanwhile Pritzker is actually doing something and they have nothing but silence.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
But someone who has the same agenda is. So why complain? You obviously got what you wanted anyway.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
people.com/politics/ber... How many vacation houses are you trying to help your buddy here buy?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
That it's not obvious to everyone it's the latter is one of the main reasons why the U.S. is so utterly doomed.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a much easier and effective solution to this issue than these typical "concerns." But of course the liberals won't dare even speak of them.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
You should call ICE on yourself, you can't even use English properly.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
"Nooooo! We should keep the systems that are killing us, not dismantle and replace them!" That's conservativism too shitlib. Now either realize that and wise up or go fuck off to sucking boots.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The liberal strategy is universal - "We've got to be more like the fascists to beat the fascists!"
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
They're cheering for it as it happens.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
So who's going to try to stop him? The DNC?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, they should be getting on with Hungary just fine. They're both fans of nazis. www.lemonde.fr/en/opinion/a... unherd.com/2025/03/is-p...
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again, Sanders makes noise while there's zero chance of him actually accomplishing anything.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
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SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
To keep the republicans in power, yes we know that you fascist cheerleading cunt.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Too late.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
"Might makes right" is a cornerstone of the cult.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
So you found an Uncle Tom. You want a banana sticker? Too bad. You don't get participation awards.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
They won't care. They will do whatever their cult leaders command without much thought. The liberals though will celebrate it as it's the gun control they've begged for, even while watching Trump's new personal army gun down civilians.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Too many of them are in the wrong hands thanks in no small part to the liberals demonizing gun ownership.
FarkinAustralia (@farkinaustralia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
the biggest lie is We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness by slave owners
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
So he's already won. Anyone who knows what the SC even is knows they'll rule in Spray-tan Caligula's favor. The only victory that could have been had was stopping the tariffs until then.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The military salivates at the very idea of murdering U.S. civilians they deem "the enemy." They joined to kill for the empire, not defend people.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh boy, a letter! That'll sure stop him!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
They left the tariffs in place. You consider that a fucking "major defeat?"
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Because we all know the liberals were always against it right? Oh wait... www.reuters.com/world/us/i-a...
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess who else is too liberal? www.reuters.com/world/us/i-a...
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm old enough to remember an old bad-taste joke, "Rape in Japan is like saying "Hello!"' Only about a year later of reading, I learned that wasn't actually a joke.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
History isn't even waiting to bring back the reruns: www.migrationpolicy.org/article/obam...
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SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a smokescreen that works every damn time. I already see the liberals ignoring the destruction of our public health system. They're instead screaming for Trump's personal armies to be the only people with guns because guess how gun bans work?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, it's not like the issue is exacerbated at in this country... apnews.com/article/publ... I know! We'll ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce gun bans! They'll make us safe and everyone will call him a hero instead of tyrant! Great idea liberals!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing everyone misses though is you don't need the NRA to do that. Remember these guys?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
As if it matters. Who's going to do something about it? No one. So they can say any part out loud whenever they want.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm still waiting to learn about all the people who did the same things Vanderbilt did to amass his fortune but never made it out of poverty. Even our history lessons are propaganda.
Rosethorn Ranger (accessibility focus) (@rosethornranger.bsky.social) reposted
Liberals couldn't even stop climate change, the capitalism they want "back" is just being privileged enough to ignore everyone else's problems #meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
How long before you ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce gun bans and suddenly you start calling him a hero instead of tyrant?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The media doesn't accept anything, it just regurgitates what the public tell it they want to hear from it. Remember, we live in capitalism.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
But remember everyone, the answer is to "FUND the police!" www.14news.com/video/2022/0...
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Why even ask? Of fucking course they would. They've already re-written the history of the W admin just because he didn't say he liked what he helped enable.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
This is probably the first one I've seen that I can say actually fucks. It looks hilarious, but actually works. The only problem is it was used for something that sucked - almost genociding entire species of birds. We should bring these back for use on the fascists for a redemption arc.
The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
Shitlibs still freak out that lefties are allowed to criticize them when they say shitty and bigoted things. They will agree with Nazis and legitimize the idea of “progressives want to cancel everyone for minor disagreements.” All because they can’t deal with a little criticism.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
You've always had the tools, but you refuse to even consider learning how to use them if it really comes down to that.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile... www.cbpp.org/research/hea...
Heiz (@heiz16.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
So, Mike, you will support universal and free mental healthcare for everyone in the US (regardless of status) then, correct?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce gun bans then. Will you then start calling him a hero?
cosmoknows.bsky.social (@cosmoknows.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“It’s mental health, which we aren’t going to do jack fucking squat about, since the medical lobby doesn’t want it.”
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
But we kept the "decorum" and that's what's really important according to liberals.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
As though the federal government actually did much to prevent it in the first place. www.adl.org/resources/re... They were getting the kid gloves treatment under Biden because it was apparently necessary for "national healing" or some bullshit.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously what we must do is demand Trump send the National Guard to forcibly disarm everyone who has a gun. Then liberals will call him a hero.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce it while you're at it. Then you'll suddenly hail him as a hero.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, just touching a gun but not being a member of law enforcement magically turns you into a sociopathic murderer. Let's ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce gun bans! Then we'll call them heroes instead of occupiers!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! We'd better beg the same government doing this to disarm the civilian population at the same time this is happening. We can trust them guys! The liberals said so!
brandon-dsts.bsky.social (@brandon-dsts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Surely the government that has threatened to send us to camps and has done literally nothing to address mass shootings will keep us all safe if we simply hand them all our weapons and trust them with a monopoly on violence!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask Trump to send the National Guard to enforce the ban, suddenly you'll cheer.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
...Which is why we should only trust the National Guard and ICE with those dangerous things, right liberal?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
What great timing - the fascists are sending the fully-armed military into U.S. cities right now, and the liberals want only them to have guns. Why don't we ask them to write guidelines for how to properly allow yourself to be beaten and shipped to Guatemala next?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
But the police sure need them! They can be trusted to use them to kEeP Us sAFe! Especially now while fascists are sending the military to "fight crime!" Just trust them!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulford... It's incredible how fucking stupid and happy to trample on minorities you liberals are.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect timing! Right at the same time a fascist is sending the military to threaten civilians, let's advocate that only the fascists have guns! Next you can tell us how to be polite enough to them so we get window seats on the trains!
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does Ohio even bother having schools? No one there listens to the educated.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
He knows his audience (fascists) is global. Any of you dismissing this as a big joke are a big part of the reason Vance is VP right now. This is fascism showing solidarity.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social)
www.reuters.com/world/us/chi... At the same time this is happening liberals are crying how everyone should trust this same military with exclusive access to guns because we can totally trust them. "Fascists are taking over, don't you dare have any means to resist them!"
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The military loves it. They signed up the chance to kill people for the empire.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
But don't worry everyone, we'll totally just vote our way out of fascism!
Queer Armorer (@queerarmorer.bsky.social) reposted
Stay dangerous. Keep each other safe. This shit gets worse from here.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
The liberals are nodding in silent agreement privately. They are literally demanding others disarm at the same time fascists are becoming more violent.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Since riots in the capital are normal, where's the riots against the fascism that's taken root there liberals? After that one day of standing around in streets chanting "No kings" you all decided fascism was defeated and you should go back to brunch?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you poor, poor child. You think any of the military is opposed to this? They serve the empire, not the people.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
...And so what are you "proud blue" doing about it? Still screaming over the Swift wedding probably. That'll sure show them! Keep "rESisTiNg!"
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Since the feds are saying rioting is now OK, where are all those riots the liberals promised after RGB was replaced with a fascist puppet? Still at brunch?
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Liberals can't help it. They're the same fuckwits who see nothing hypocritical about crying foul at thugs in body armor abusing people and simultaneously advocating only said thugs be allowed to carry weapons.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
And instead of help stymie the process, doing something that's actually helpful, they just said, "No just get someone else to do it, here we'll just step aside and let you! The liberal "resistance" everyone. Performative outrage, but never something to stop the problem.
SegwaySwanker (@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social) reply parent
Martial law is already on the way. No guns for anyone but Trump's personal army! Congratulations liberals! You got your wish!
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