Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there something new happening with kratom?
earth angel. professional hot girl. enchanting seductress of the woods. San Francisco//Bay Area based provider https://allmylinks.com/ivyartemisia
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Is there something new happening with kratom?
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to watch a movie every now and again but I probably have no idea who the actors are even if they are very famous.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Pro-tip: I'm a music girlie, not a film girlie. If you wanna get me yapping, talk to me about music.
Wondra ⛓️ Shoots (@wondrashoots.bsky.social) reposted
Bay Area! I’ll be at Folsom & doing shoots Sept 27th-30th. Email me through my website 🫀
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
yes 🥵
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Popcorn just doesn't hit the same when there's not nutritional yeast on it 🍿
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
It's really sweet! It feels so familiar to read in a "wow, some things never change" sort of way.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I would!! 🥲
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
To the tune of "touch grass," some of you need to touch flesh. A real person. It's good for you.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh I've been meaning to go on one of these tours! They sound so cute.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Not a great photo but! I stopped by Ministry of Scent while I was in San Francisco to do some window shopping earlier this week, and had the pleasure of smelling Green Vanille. I can't stop thinking about it. I've added it to my wishlist. I'm obsessed. marigoldgift.com/ivyartemisia...
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
This turned out to be both a blessing and a curse; I know what size is best, but nobody carries it. 🥲
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I'm zooming in on her bookshelf 👀
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I absolutely must know what flavor this is!???
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
An excellent job at interacting with someone doing a hack job. What the hell did I just read?
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
They should re-release Æon Flux and keep everything exactly the same except for one small detail: add bush.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks so good!!!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew it was impossible for once place to have a monopoly on cuteness like that!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
good MORNING
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Should I start a newsletter?
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
These cocktails are all so interesting & fun!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Concept: instead of (or in addition to) fresh flowers, you gift me perennial wildflower seeds so I can disperse them and remember our time fondly when they bloom each year.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure that in practice this would give some sort of uncanny valley vibe that's deeply off-putting and creepy. Clients can tell the difference.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I typically remain unbothered by mercury retrogrades but this one has really thrown me. Cancellations, tech trouble, so many random hiccups. Ready for this full moon to take it all away 🌕
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
shoutout to the gent who gave me the inspiration for this caption, you know who you are ❤️🔥
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
📷by @2ndlifephotography.bsky.social
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Curves like an Italian sports car, call that whorespower.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
She's beautiful 🥲
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Bay Area! I still have some availability for the remainder of the month. August 10th-12th, 18th, & 26th. Most of these dates are for San Francisco, but I could be swayed.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate to be the tedious "well actually" girl, but Marx considered sex workers a part of the lumpenproletariat and actually didn't really like us or consider us workers. People should totally read Marx if they want to, but I don't think his work on the topic is particularly useful in this framework
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing in particular, but it does make me wish I was eating some bbq.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Sooooo good 🍌
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I also think that popcorn is the best Jelly Belly flavor.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
A confession: I love artificial banana flavor
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
🫡
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Cute fun opportunity alert! @freyawest.bsky.social and I are now offering duos. Get us together to double your fun. Email to inquire ✨️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
One of my favorite parts of this industry is that success doesn't require punching down or even sideways. Individuals who do so choose to electively, and it says a lot about who they are as people.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
This set is soooooo cute on you!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning beautiful 😍
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Aw thank you 🤭
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks! It's a selfie :)
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Bluesky, aren't you all so lucky that shadowbanning doesn't exist on here? I am, because I hate wearing a shirt.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
They should reboot How It's Made and let Nathan Feilder host it.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this but I would be too embarrassed of my awful taste to volunteer this information
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Both very true facts
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
This picture is absolutely everything 🫠
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Just went shopping and got fitted for a bra for the first time in a while. Leveling up big time! My tiddies are about to look better than ever 🍒
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
If you don't tell me which city you're booking for, I won't be able to tell you what my availability looks like! If you want to be in the same place at the same time as me, you've got to meet me halfway on this.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
East Bay: I've got some availability on the evening of 8/3. Let's get together ❣️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I think about this music video Often
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
wow a duo sent straight from heaven to all of us
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing! The Olympics are the absolute best, I hope it was so much fun ✨️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Which peak is this from? So pretty!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Just got home from three days of hiking. Need someone to rub and kiss my feet asap ✨️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I've got a little bit of room in my schedule tomorrow, and a duo with @riverfrey.bsky.social sounds delicious ☺️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes this is definitely perfect rabbit hole material 🕳
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but which song, and was the comparison regarding form or content? Inquiring nerds need to know.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Blasting this lately 🍃
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday! 🎂
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Whore magic 💫
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Sometimes clients ask me how SWers all seem to know each other, and where we all meet. Even outside of intentional networking, we just show up in each other's orbit. It can probably be explained by a bunch of stuff like shared ideals and social proximity, but I like to believe that it's magic.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, are you about to break?
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I usually get stuff back in the 2-4 week range. I don't get retouching done and would expect a longer turnaround if I did!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Phew!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
The Sade and Cat Stevens shows happening on the same night is so sad 😭
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Your nails look so pretty 💅
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so deeply bizarre
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
hold on for your life ⛓️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks is Absolutely Everything
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Are you waiting? Have you been waiting too long?
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
It's never not leather weather
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
You were excited for one naturally groomed brunette, but what about two? Introducing duos with @delphine.bsky.social Inquire to get between us ❣️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
The best kind of dinner tbh 💅
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
The bluuuuuue!!! Looks incredible on you.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I've been getting lots of last-minute appointment requests lately! Casual reminder that I'm busy, usually booked out for a few days at least, and likely not able or willing to budge my schedule. When I am able to accommodate last-minute appointments, it's nearly always for familiar friends.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Today is the last day!!!
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Loving thiiiiisssss 🖤
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Same goes with garlic; more is more and more is good.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
To be real, when a recipe says to add like 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract? I'm putting two tablespoons in there.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything about this is so perfect 🍑
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
This is how I read it when you ask if I'll accept some obscure giftcard to a place I've never heard of as a deposit.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
National park passes are top tier sexy ⛰️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
perverted stars, shining bright above you 🌟
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Oops sorry I didn't post anything for pride- I was busy partying and being a third for the hottest possible queer couple all weekend. I'm the luckiest. I love my job 🥲🌈
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Suuuuch a hot outfit 🔥
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you 🙂
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Thank you 😇
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
Needing nothing but the sun that's in our eyes •
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! 💜 They're so well constructed and beautiful, I'm said to see them go.
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
One of my favorite leather workers is going out of business, and I'd love to buy a few items from their farewell sale this week. If you'd like to pitch in, it's CA $ivyartemisia 🖤 huntersavoy.com
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I had the pleasure of being a special birthday surprise for @peppercunningham.com this week 🎂 Good food, celestial bodies, and a beautiful night of bliss. Happy birthday Pepper, and thank you J for making it all happen ✨️
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social)
I'm so excited to rock this little red number! Thank you!!! 🎀
River Frey (@riverfrey.bsky.social) reposted
San Fransisco, I'm looking forward to our upcoming adventures. I still have time for a couple more rendezvous during my stay 6/22-25. And guess what? I'm offering duos with both of these hotties <3 💌 send an email to book a date ;) @ivyartemisia.bsky.social @peppercunningham.com
Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area (@ivyartemisia.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm wearing nylons actually, but now I know you were looking 🤭😌