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@ixnoah.live

๐Ÿ’ซ what am i up to? ๐Ÿ’ซ dreading the start of the new schoolyear... โ€ข ๐Ÿ”€ im <18 โ€ข ๐ŸŒˆ he/she ^.^ โ€ข ๐ŸŒท the netherlands! ๐ŸŒ ixnoah.live

created October 5, 2023

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Profile picture mocha! ๐Ÿซง (@santacarburera.bsky.social) reposted

an anime girl eating a burger caption: RT if you love Burgers, Or are you afraid? are you scared? everyone you know will know you like burgers
3/9/2025, 5:09:19 PM | 987 676 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i don't even play deadlock i just like vampire girls and boys

5/9/2025, 9:54:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

is this what karl marx meant

5/9/2025, 9:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

oomf is shopping for a new vr headset and calling me a wagie mere hours apart

5/9/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

server or main desktop?

5/9/2025, 6:12:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i was on The Plane Grid, about to do some cool shit but then he was like "nuh uh uh" and i woke up

5/9/2025, 4:21:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i lucid dreamed once but mr bean stopped me from unlocking my full potential

5/9/2025, 4:18:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

jesus christ im so gay

5/9/2025, 1:31:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture zeta (@xyzta.bsky.social) reposted

Letโ€™s Raceโ€ผ๏ธ

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17/10/2024, 6:50:06 AM | 29 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

NEEEE IK WIL GEEN ZUIVEL VULLEN NEEEEEEE IK WIL NIET DE IJSKOFFIES LATEN VALLEN OMDAT ZE VAN GLAD PAPIER ZIJN EN DAN MOET IK DE FUCKING VENTILATIE SCHOONMAKEN VOOR DE DERDE KEER VAN DE GODVERDO

5/9/2025, 12:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

Im blue dabudeedabuda

5/9/2025, 12:01:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

how many hours did u need to get the ourple ๐Ÿ˜ญ

5/9/2025, 11:58:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

worse than tf3 though...

5/9/2025, 11:06:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

imagine if valve's new codename TF is just a VR tech demo like The Lab

5/9/2025, 9:59:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

it was literally one of his friends / him singing the song ๐Ÿ’” (i forgot which)

5/9/2025, 9:43:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

i remember when i was 8 i showed my mom that "why u always lyin" meme and she lectured me on being racist for showing a black man dancing to a song about lying

5/9/2025, 9:40:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jayrnski ๐Ÿ”œ AFC (@jayrnski.bsky.social) reposted

your coffee is ready!! :3

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4/9/2025, 8:45:14 PM | 5750 990 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

4/9/2025, 5:20:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

if you read this and the thought of it turned you on help is available

4/9/2025, 2:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

angel robot that isn't like a cool humanoid killer but rather biblically accurate and consisting of various uncanny turning and curling gears and wires

4/9/2025, 2:17:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 11:58:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i gulp all of the dust and crumbs like pac-man

4/9/2025, 11:19:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

god i need to make that genderfluid magical girl thign real its so good

4/9/2025, 10:40:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i love the irony of making a broke ass highschooler the ace of *diamonds* (so theres like 4 magical girls based on the suits of cards)

4/9/2025, 10:26:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

arts project... magical boy girl comic..

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4/9/2025, 10:23:16 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

no like breaker is a brand of yoghurt they call it that because when stocking it it keeps falling and breaking and thr yoghurt gets in the fucking ducts and now im 10mins behind schedule

4/9/2025, 9:01:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

yoguhrt

4/9/2025, 8:58:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

so like um

4/9/2025, 8:57:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

discover feed actually good today and no untagged pornography im relishing this moment of beauty

4/9/2025, 8:57:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Discount Supervillain (@discountvillain.bsky.social) reposted

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli

Lapis Lazuli playing a horse based gatcha game on the beach, looking over her shoulder at the viewer with a faintly embarrassed flush.
3/9/2025, 4:03:27 AM | 1416 314 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cloudi (Comms Open) (@cloudidoodles.bsky.social) reposted

Rals

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3/9/2025, 7:09:42 PM | 1774 409 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture YOOKI๏ผˆใ‚ˆใƒผใ๏ผ‰โ˜…ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆใƒฌใƒผใ‚ฟใƒผ (@yookikiku.bsky.social) reposted

๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’›๐ŸฉตMIKU

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3/9/2025, 2:27:11 PM | 2709 833 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mimir ๐Ÿพ pixel artist (@yumemimir.art) reposted

:)

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3/9/2025, 1:32:45 AM | 3121 998 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

did someone forget rent or what happened ???

4/9/2025, 8:46:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

"dude the ceo of Facebook just announced he's gonna " "that's oomf"

4/9/2025, 5:31:35 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

"dude do you even like me" "bro im happy for you"

3/9/2025, 11:23:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeebz๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ (@distractedgirl55.bsky.social) reposted

I made some stuff :3

Debian Teto Arch Miku with 2 arch logos as her pigtails Arch Miku with 1 arch logo as her pigtails
3/9/2025, 8:32:15 PM | 50 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

forgive me father for arf has puked on the carpet again

3/9/2025, 6:51:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

CONGRATS AHDHEHEAHDHAJFH

3/9/2025, 6:48:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

she didn't throw away her shot

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3/9/2025, 6:48:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mae ๐ŸŒŒ (@mae.wtf) reposted

bio update <3

hrt: 03/09/2025
3/9/2025, 5:33:08 PM | 66 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

bought a ticket and no one came to check fuck my stupid gay crimeless life

3/9/2025, 4:10:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy in the sky (comms open 3/3) (@guyinthesky.bsky.social) reposted

#oc

Illustration of my oc Ichiko wearing different fits
12/5/2025, 12:16:04 AM | 1790 275 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

this isn't the final image you'll see it soon enough

3/9/2025, 1:45:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

ive made a sequel to the shitty vr setup image with physics-based full body tracking slimevr is going bankrupt after i drop this bombshell

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3/9/2025, 1:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reposted

BREAKING: Microsoft announces BRAND NEW LOGO for Teams!

new super mario bros teams logo
12/6/2025, 7:30:08 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

did someone say ix

3/9/2025, 1:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

LIBERALS WANT TO MAKE MY CELLPHONE DRIP WITH GREEN GOOP - Gary (Oakdale, Tennessee)

3/9/2025, 12:48:42 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

hey listen man i was -5 years old when facebook released i think this one's on you

3/9/2025, 12:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

"D-DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FOUNTAIN!" HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR NYYYOOOOOOM

3/9/2025, 10:38:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bagel ๐Ÿฅจ (@bagelcollie.bsky.social) reposted

scene doe ~

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2/9/2025, 4:16:16 PM | 2587 667 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

listening to machine love on an ipod the way god (jamie paige) intended

3/9/2025, 8:52:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

so today i learned IKEA is a dutch company

3/9/2025, 6:03:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

in ixnoah civilization nobody jumps for the tweets

3/9/2025, 5:38:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

im going to cause the opposite of a famine and people will be trading ixnoah tweets to grow their cities

2/9/2025, 11:05:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

this list is full of gems that i cannot share for obvious reasons there are major scale high quality shitposts ive had to hold back because they'd be funnier if I let them marinate

2/9/2025, 10:33:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

bluesky tweets to do when 18 years old - dream broke up with me :/
2/9/2025, 10:30:01 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

spring and autumn are pretty equal but autumn is prettier in most countries

2/9/2025, 10:14:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

autumn > spring > winter > summer

2/9/2025, 10:14:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

i got like a dozen albums for my ipod.. please send ur recs below ^w^

2/9/2025, 9:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BDS movement (@bdsmovement.bsky.social) reposted

The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.

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2/9/2025, 10:51:33 AM | 2838 2455 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

I can talk because i'm meowth

2/9/2025, 9:17:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

ixNoah!!

2/9/2025, 9:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reposted reply parent

>Designed by Apple >look inside >requires Windows to format disk

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2/9/2025, 8:11:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

>Designed by Apple >look inside >requires Windows to format disk

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2/9/2025, 8:11:50 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

i love apple and their NORMAL BEHAVIOUR AROUND FILESYSTEMS!!!!!!!!!

2/9/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

my reaction to him living

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2/9/2025, 6:55:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES ALIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEE

2/9/2025, 6:48:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

Get ready to process vulkan shaders kid

2/9/2025, 5:15:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

oooo

2/9/2025, 4:32:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

maybe itd look better w no ponytail...

2/9/2025, 4:31:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

deergirl 45ยฐ angle study... (no sketch)

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DESPACITO FIVE

2/9/2025, 1:32:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

dont forget the shitty school windows laptop for formatting in fat32

2/9/2025, 1:32:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

UNDERTALE TWO

2/9/2025, 12:20:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tealst (@tealst.bsky.social) reposted

Teto :-)

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Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer The bartender taps the beer The man has to wait for 5 minutes to get his beer because the beer tap has to update Ruby first

2/9/2025, 8:30:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

people complaining about opening twitter on twitter 2, more news at 5

2/9/2025, 8:16:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

I'll never forget September 11th once this song drops!

1/9/2025, 8:49:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

THE ONLY THING THAT EVER BANGED THIS HARD ON SEPTEMBER 11TH IS THE UPCOMING VIMAE SINGLE TOKEN!!! NOTHING HAS BANGED THIS HARD!!!

1/9/2025, 7:58:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i DID!!!!!

1/9/2025, 7:03:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

anyone know a good tool to download albums as mp3s? :3c

1/9/2025, 6:54:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

hehe

ipod running rockbox
1/9/2025, 5:22:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Rochelle๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ โšข ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงฌโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ (she/her) โค๏ธ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted

Somewhere in Iceland.

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Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

irredeemable antagonists my beloved

1/9/2025, 3:36:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

i dont want to give any room for terfs to fester but doesn't literally every other party in the uk suck? if its just one MP can't you just not vote for that MP or something? no clue how your electoral system works

1/9/2025, 10:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

im on linux so im immune (Discord hates working)

1/9/2025, 8:42:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

sending my audience of gay people to attack terfs like pikmin

1/9/2025, 8:36:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOS WAKING UP AT FUCKING 6:30 WHEN I WAS MEANT TO SLEEP IN TIL 9:15

1/9/2025, 5:07:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

we love the netherlands so based

31/8/2025, 11:26:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

Oooooo Ouchie Mama

31/8/2025, 10:27:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

no that's belgium

31/8/2025, 10:07:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live)

BREAKING!!! MY STEVE SILLY SKIN IS CURRENTLY #10 ON THE SILLY TAG!!!! PLEASE WEAR IT FOR LIKE A DAY SO WE CAN GET #1!!! ^_^ namemc.com/skin/cf29e13...

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BORN TO Entering USB mode... Rockbox Utility IS A FUCK ็กฌ็›˜ Plug Em All 2001 I am fat32 410,757,864,530 Partitions not found

31/8/2025, 5:12:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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BORN TO Entering USB mode... Rockbox Utility IS A FUCK ็กฌ็›˜ Plug Em All 2001 I am fat32 410,757,864,530 Partitions not found

31/8/2025, 5:12:29 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

you'll never escape it

31/8/2025, 5:09:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

should've hacked ipod then installed arch because EVERYTHING REQUIRES FUCKING WINDOWS IM CLIMBING EVEREST ON AN UNDISCOVERED PATH OUT HERE FUCKING FUCK

31/8/2025, 4:26:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noah ๐Ÿ”ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent

no i already have it i'm hacking an ipod

31/8/2025, 4:25:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I KNOW THINGS JOHN IT'S WHAT I DO

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