mocha! ๐ซง (@santacarburera.bsky.social) reposted
๐ซ what am i up to? ๐ซ dreading the start of the new schoolyear... โข ๐ im <18 โข ๐ he/she ^.^ โข ๐ท the netherlands! ๐ ixnoah.live
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i don't even play deadlock i just like vampire girls and boys
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
is this what karl marx meant
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
oomf is shopping for a new vr headset and calling me a wagie mere hours apart
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
server or main desktop?
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i was on The Plane Grid, about to do some cool shit but then he was like "nuh uh uh" and i woke up
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i lucid dreamed once but mr bean stopped me from unlocking my full potential
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
jesus christ im so gay
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
NEEEE IK WIL GEEN ZUIVEL VULLEN NEEEEEEE IK WIL NIET DE IJSKOFFIES LATEN VALLEN OMDAT ZE VAN GLAD PAPIER ZIJN EN DAN MOET IK DE FUCKING VENTILATIE SCHOONMAKEN VOOR DE DERDE KEER VAN DE GODVERDO
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
Im blue dabudeedabuda
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
how many hours did u need to get the ourple ๐ญ
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
worse than tf3 though...
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
imagine if valve's new codename TF is just a VR tech demo like The Lab
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
it was literally one of his friends / him singing the song ๐ (i forgot which)
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
i remember when i was 8 i showed my mom that "why u always lyin" meme and she lectured me on being racist for showing a black man dancing to a song about lying
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
if you read this and the thought of it turned you on help is available
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
angel robot that isn't like a cool humanoid killer but rather biblically accurate and consisting of various uncanny turning and curling gears and wires
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i gulp all of the dust and crumbs like pac-man
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
god i need to make that genderfluid magical girl thign real its so good
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i love the irony of making a broke ass highschooler the ace of *diamonds* (so theres like 4 magical girls based on the suits of cards)
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
no like breaker is a brand of yoghurt they call it that because when stocking it it keeps falling and breaking and thr yoghurt gets in the fucking ducts and now im 10mins behind schedule
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
yoguhrt
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
so like um
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
discover feed actually good today and no untagged pornography im relishing this moment of beauty
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
did someone forget rent or what happened ???
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
"dude the ceo of Facebook just announced he's gonna " "that's oomf"
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
"dude do you even like me" "bro im happy for you"
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
forgive me father for arf has puked on the carpet again
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
CONGRATS AHDHEHEAHDHAJFH
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
bought a ticket and no one came to check fuck my stupid gay crimeless life
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
this isn't the final image you'll see it soon enough
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
ive made a sequel to the shitty vr setup image with physics-based full body tracking slimevr is going bankrupt after i drop this bombshell
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
did someone say ix
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
LIBERALS WANT TO MAKE MY CELLPHONE DRIP WITH GREEN GOOP - Gary (Oakdale, Tennessee)
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
hey listen man i was -5 years old when facebook released i think this one's on you
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
"D-DON'T MAKE ANOTHER FOUNTAIN!" HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR NYYYOOOOOOM
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
listening to machine love on an ipod the way god (jamie paige) intended
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
so today i learned IKEA is a dutch company
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
in ixnoah civilization nobody jumps for the tweets
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
im going to cause the opposite of a famine and people will be trading ixnoah tweets to grow their cities
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
this list is full of gems that i cannot share for obvious reasons there are major scale high quality shitposts ive had to hold back because they'd be funnier if I let them marinate
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
spring and autumn are pretty equal but autumn is prettier in most countries
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
autumn > spring > winter > summer
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
i got like a dozen albums for my ipod.. please send ur recs below ^w^
BDS movement (@bdsmovement.bsky.social) reposted
The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
I can talk because i'm meowth
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
ixNoah!!
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reposted reply parent
>Designed by Apple >look inside >requires Windows to format disk
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
>Designed by Apple >look inside >requires Windows to format disk
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
i love apple and their NORMAL BEHAVIOUR AROUND FILESYSTEMS!!!!!!!!!
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES ALIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEE
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
Get ready to process vulkan shaders kid
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
oooo
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
maybe itd look better w no ponytail...
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
DESPACITO FIVE
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
dont forget the shitty school windows laptop for formatting in fat32
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
UNDERTALE TWO
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer The bartender taps the beer The man has to wait for 5 minutes to get his beer because the beer tap has to update Ruby first
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
people complaining about opening twitter on twitter 2, more news at 5
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
I'll never forget September 11th once this song drops!
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
THE ONLY THING THAT EVER BANGED THIS HARD ON SEPTEMBER 11TH IS THE UPCOMING VIMAE SINGLE TOKEN!!! NOTHING HAS BANGED THIS HARD!!!
mae ๐ (@mae.wtf) reposted
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i DID!!!!!
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
anyone know a good tool to download albums as mp3s? :3c
Mari Rochelle๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โข ๐๐งฌโฎ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ (she/her) โค๏ธ๐งก๐ค๐ฉท๐๐ถ๏ธ (@mari-rochelle.bsky.social) reposted
Somewhere in Iceland.
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
irredeemable antagonists my beloved
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
i dont want to give any room for terfs to fester but doesn't literally every other party in the uk suck? if its just one MP can't you just not vote for that MP or something? no clue how your electoral system works
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
im on linux so im immune (Discord hates working)
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
sending my audience of gay people to attack terfs like pikmin
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
I FUCKING HATE MOSQUITOS WAKING UP AT FUCKING 6:30 WHEN I WAS MEANT TO SLEEP IN TIL 9:15
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
we love the netherlands so based
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
Oooooo Ouchie Mama
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
no that's belgium
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live)
BREAKING!!! MY STEVE SILLY SKIN IS CURRENTLY #10 ON THE SILLY TAG!!!! PLEASE WEAR IT FOR LIKE A DAY SO WE CAN GET #1!!! ^_^ namemc.com/skin/cf29e13...
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reposted reply parent
BORN TO Entering USB mode... Rockbox Utility IS A FUCK ็กฌ็ Plug Em All 2001 I am fat32 410,757,864,530 Partitions not found
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
BORN TO Entering USB mode... Rockbox Utility IS A FUCK ็กฌ็ Plug Em All 2001 I am fat32 410,757,864,530 Partitions not found
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
you'll never escape it
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
should've hacked ipod then installed arch because EVERYTHING REQUIRES FUCKING WINDOWS IM CLIMBING EVEREST ON AN UNDISCOVERED PATH OUT HERE FUCKING FUCK
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
no i already have it i'm hacking an ipod
noah ๐ญ (@ixnoah.live) reply parent
I KNOW THINGS JOHN IT'S WHAT I DO