Platner: Our taxpayer dollars can build schools and hospitals in America, not bombs to destroy them in Gaza.
Platner: Our taxpayer dollars can build schools and hospitals in America, not bombs to destroy them in Gaza.
Hell yes martha
> get an email telling me they are eliminating my position because of economic factors > they spell my department name wrong
just gonna preemptively post this
this is a super normie riff I know ok. but the idea occurred to me at a traffic light and I had to work it up, and I thought some people would enjoy it, so here
The goal of social media is to put enough idiots in front of you that get you angry enough to violate the one rule of social media (do not post).
the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too
deeznutsferatu
hey wait a second...
It's spelled y'all. Not ya'll.
When he got fired from that bar, he started just hanging out there, trying to trade cigarettes for drinks. He finally got banned for trying to fight me because he thought I stole his MAGA hat. 2016 was a weird year and the Proud Boys have always been losers.
When I came out as queer, a bartender at the bar I frequented said that he didn't believe me and that if I really was queer, I'd have to make out with him to prove it. I didn't. Later, we found out he was a member of the Proud Boys. So, the lesson is every member of the Proud Boys sucks.
For the last time, Liberals: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAND IT TO NICK FUENTES
*gasp* A GANG OF YOUTHS?!
oxycontin was so much less toxic than this shit
The unicorn hunters have fallen to AI
Haven't been a christian in a long time but "Christ didn't love you, he was just aura farming" is blatantly anti-Jesus and his message.
It says everything that Republicans are working harder to arrest Texas Democrats than anyone on the Epstein list.
NFL Legend?! Tim Tebow?
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
Parody maga hats aren't funny.
Vampire Survivors
If you want to know my moral panic, it's parents who pretend to merely be overprotective but are somewhat deliberately hamstringing their children so that their children can't really become independent, and therefore have to stay around being the companions of the parents indefinitely.
It is exactly what america deserves that our reichstag fire involves somebody named big balls
wwe is fascist wrestling. If you don't think trump is showing up at wrestlemania next year, you're nuts.
Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
My partner's grandmother just said she "donates to veterans because her father was a veteran." The war he fought in was World War 2. He fought for Germany.
Jim this is ghoulish and wrong.
Does the left need their own Sauron the Deceiver to craft rings of power as gifts for all free folk – only to, in secret, craft a Master Ring to bind them to his will?
Epstein is getting a posthumous pardon, isn't he...
Victim mentality is when your community has been beaten so much that when someone has the audacity to lash out at those who abuse us a bunch of people flinch and get anxious about the collective punishment they rightly anticipate will come for us all afterwards.
alan doucheowitz
You'll never guess what the first two H's stand for.
I think we all knew that as a generation. It really could be anybody under the clown mask.
The early 2000s were a wild ride. You could just tell people anything, and they'd believe it. I told people I was the clown guy in slipknot. What are they gonna do? The guy has a clown mask. It could be anybody under there.
You shouldn't be allowed to click bait the name of the city your paper serves. It's Houston.
I was at jury duty and one guy spent the waiting time watching very loud Charlie Kirk videos with no ear buds. It was the loudest thing in the room. When we went in he said he couldn't be impartial in a jury because he believes women who get sued are automatically guilty.
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
i was saddened to hear about the death of Hollywood hulk hogan. who suffocated trying to sunk his own dick
I meant "remember, kids". I wasn't telling you to remember kids. Obviously you remember kids.
they all sleep in one giant bed
Remember kids: $1200 checks bad. $600 checks good.
every character in dragonball z is in one giant polycule
If you want to build a left coalition in this country youre not gonna get far if you say “no Christians”
BREAKING: Anthropic CEO voted "most likely to be shoved into a locker".
we can still fix this by being really mean to trans people
if y'all keep saying Powell is your hero because he's standing up to trump they're gonna shoot him with the heart attack gun and then install Russell brand as fed chairman
I can't believe they killed hulk because he was going to reveal the epstein list
wsj can go downwardly mobile on deez nuts
Jubilee video: me vs. 20 people who think the new naked gun movie is going to be good
Today's fake names: Pants Shittington Dr. Sleven Ballbag Mitsubishi Galant Sen. Dogwood "The Dog" Dogwood
I have a confession: I'm actually Devin Lucas. All I do is go to AI and type in "make a song that completely fucking sucks" and then release whatever shit it pumps out. I'm worth $67 billion and I'm donating it all to a church who thinks that the sun is fake. Your grandma would take a bullet for me.
actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
Anybody who takes the New York Times seriously has no morals to begin with
And I dont think that reasoning is "ungodly".
HELL YEAH
democrat strategist, paid $20 million: uhhhh go to the voting labubooth
Texan =/= Republican voter.
when did the children that drowned invite disaster upon themselves? was that after or before they were playing at summer camp?
nu metal is popular again because the media landscape is steeped in edgelordism. nu metal speaks to the edge lord in ways we cannot comprehend. every day really is one of those days now.
seeing liberals celebrating the death of children because 56% of voters where the children lived voted against their team is always disturbing. you come to expect that sort of thing from the open fascists, it's extra disheartening seeing the libs do it
[celebrates a natural disaster] 3 years later… WHY DO THEY KEEP VOTING FOR THE OTHER SIDE?!?!?
Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
The people I actually know, in real life, who listen to Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are 45 and think they're 22, which explains a lot of things.
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their consultants.
His back should be fine from Morgan Webb carrying his ass in the early 2000s.
A rare good post from the pro wrestling subreddit.
Watching the reaction to the NYC mayoral primary results tonight and everything in the lead up has crystallized something for me. Before the American people can defeat the Republican Party they must first defeat the Democratic Party.
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
Democrats aren't left wing. Democrats aren't left wing. Democrats aren't left wing.
I can't wait for the Atlantic to blame going to war with Iran on trans people.
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
The first glasses designed to film behind you.
Hell yes. #aew
I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up
1. Raise money off of being the alternative to evil. 2. Lose to evil. 3. Vote for the evil people's evil things. 4. Express regret at voting for the evil things. <<< YOU ARE HERE
Hooters. It's Hooters.
My more optimistic take on the whole “did the protests do anything” debate is that here is value to showing you are not alone and that a massive number of people are willing to come out and be public even in very far right areas. Organization takes time and a diversity of tactics is a positive.
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
Sad to see people aren’t honouring the real heroes of the past few days: middle aged white men posting online about how protesters are doing it wrong
Hangman was right.
Nick Frost’s role in Harry Potter helps fuel the empire J.K. Rowling uses to fund anti-trans harm. By lending his credibility, he obscures that harm—putting a pro-trans face on her work that reassures liberals into feeling okay supporting work that funds her and keeps her culturally relevant.
that zaza got me releasing my inhibitions and feeling the rain on my skin. I dont give a fuck no one else can do it for me
acab includes toad
Guys stop making fun of this. The Catturd Army is serious business.
Every time I see a picture of Ken Paxton he looks more like the guy who melted in Robocop.