August 31 September 01.
IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.
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August 31 September 01.
Is it because of her hair?
Death Becomes Gary
Three times I screamed: Taffy Butt Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Do you want to ride in my beautiful my beautiful I have the Nancy Sinatra DVD for the last one.
No. No no. No no no work hard! Ooooooh yeah!
Gary’s Most Wanted
Oooh.
Also placing some post cards on the fridge Better Venmo me that money, bitch. You don’t know the folks I know. We crazy.
Also I have an ice maker in the office next door.
It’s the snack bar I put into place today. The ladies who handle the vending machine want $3.50 for a Monster. I charge $2.25. And 50 cents for the fig bars they’re charging $1.50 for.
It’s okay. God forbid anyone try to pronounce my (given) middle name.
Swirl?
Fridge needs a magnet.
Nice. And actual ice cream.
Gotcha. Gonna treat mom to a French 76 and some roasted artichoke hearts next weekend.
(Which is probably my favorite 30 Rock Episode)
Gary and the Hendersons
Burger burger or anything special (I love red onions)
That’s good. What did you get?
Every time I see a Cybertruck being sold online I mimic King George II from Hamilton “reselling a Tesla Cybertruck. GOOD LUCK.”
After watching this movie, mom got rid of the window air conditioner in the guest room.
How close to home?
You could do what I do with those stupid “Florida violation” texts and reply with a screen grab from porno.
She could have at least said “please”.
Explaining video games is simple. It’s just up up down down left right left right b a start.
SWORD HORSE!
Middle name “oaken” and “stout of heart” Also one that’ll ensure every professor effs it up on roll call.
It goes both ways.
Listen here, you Very Special Episode of Blossom!
You want to date him? He’s infected more men than the Broad Street Pump!
Didn’t someone say the entire vocabulary of British insults is negative adjective/noun? You’re nothing but a derelict drawbridge! You tarnished spoon! You impacted bicuspid! You entry-level data clerk!
🎶it’s not Magic, it’s Tragic🎶
Just watched S1 of Good Omens.
Took next Monday off so I can see mom and Horace for a true three-day weekend. Better, really so I’m not battling Labor Day traffic.
When you look around, you wonder: so you play to win? Or are you just a bad loser?
Don’t fucking send it (An email in response to my new regional)
Trevor Horn
Can’t have rainbow crosswalks because of this bloke:
Even better.
Not bad.
Better than me thinking it would be easier to park on the beach with my Audi and letting the ride roll in. Automatic total!
What did you get?
Preaching to the choir.
Yup. Got in and A/C ain’t flowing so well. Unfortunately it’s a known issue with the production year(s) on my truck. Sigh. At least an aftermarket one is only $70 cost. Toyota brand is $130 cost.
Blower motor on its last legs. Guess what I’m buying Tuesday.
Can’t even dagger these days because of cloak.
*Mrs. Peacock gasp*
Pretty certain I should check with Horace to see if mom threw something at the TV.
He’d make croutons out of Trump.
You gave him SUGAR???
Thighles for miles
I’ve been to 7-11 bathrooms and Bookstore Film Booths but I’ve never been to me. Truck stop lots and Sniffies spots…
You Were Always on My Mind (PSB edit)
Get a couple cans of rustoleum and paint those barriers rainbow.
Boy that’s sweaty.
If I won the billion dollar lottery I wouldn’t say anything but there would be clues.
Not having this for my Labor Day cook out. No no.
Appears gonna be me and the GM tomorrow to deliver cars. The other three advisors don’t have to deliver their cars. I think I’m due a three-day weekend.
Sample the drugs, replace them with a better cut mix and a note to get a better supplier.
I’m having leftover hellfire sub. The hellfire pasta is for the long weekend.
Damn skippy.
DUDE LOOKS LIKE ABBY SOMETHING
Beat? Let the beat? Ok I ruined it.
Be careful with the music cartridges You’ve been known to let the bass… Mmmmmm DROP. I’ll see myself out.
Someone put Typhoid Mary in charge of a daycare.
lizarre love triangle?
The Big Chicken and the little Big Chicken in my GPS wish y’all a happy Labor Day.
Grrr
Bork box?
Tom Clancey’s How to Make Friends and Influence Others
@tylerhower.bsky.social I need to get back on my meds…
BUT THE CONSUMER WON’T SHOULDER THE COST
YOU MOVE ROVER WHILE HE “HURKS” YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S A JERK
A cow stands on the shore Waiting for her lost paramour down by the bay!
Did who ever see a bat who voted proletariat? Down by the bay!
Me. Jesus, Christmas decorations already? Also me:
Next time any one is in contact with RFK Jr start dancing like David Byrnes and see how he diagnoses you. This is not my beautiful car! This is not my beautiful wife! What’s wrong with me!
I’m due for some booster shots Texting my SIL who is an honest to god doctor if I can go full flight on shots or parse them out. It’s almost September but should I get my flu shot later?
That was me yesterday. Started humming the Toybox Scene from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and I choked up.
Haven’t watched recently but Georgia PBS would sign off with Georgia on My Mind
How long a Silkwood shower after the fact. I’d feel like Lady Macbeth. His filth just won’t wash off.
Just imagine replaying Wells reading “The War of the Worlds-“ Never mind. NPR.
Gonna stock up at Home Depot and Ace Hardware for drills, clamps, leeches, etc. Just in case. Also ice picks and ball peen hammers for all those women who want their own checkbooks. A nice lobotomy should do the trick.
Would be nice.
Ooh. I bet he can snag the best cocaine shrimp.
I do love the ocean.
Icing on the cake would be if Paul Simon came out to play the bass riff on an accordion.
It finally happened: youtu.be/Z2qAnm9xJNo?...
Certainly got the vacation time down pat.
I was promised Lovecraftian monsters. Unless they’re talking about wind turbines.
The current government is PRO-LIFE. Remember that when AI says a newborn doesn’t need medical funding.
Can Pandora open the fucking box please? ANYTHING is better than this timeline.
I don’t WANT a film to be immersive. I want to sit there, eat my popcorn and watch the film.
I like a guy in a harness.
Stampeding cattle.
