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Jairme

@jairme.bsky.social

Jairme is ABSOLUTELY brat - A drunk. A poser. Bad taste in music. Party girl. Uncultured as hell. Cliche in every aspect. Needs a face lift. | 📧 oijairme@gmail.com

created March 1, 2023

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3/9/2025, 3:39:11 AM | 77 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 3:13:46 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anistia para Adelio Bispo

3/9/2025, 3:04:19 AM | 413 83 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEM AS PROFECIAS BÍBLICAS, NEM A LEI MAGNITSKY, NEM ESSE GOVERNO PEDO FRIENDLY DOS ESTADOS UNIDOS, NEM O REINADO DE CARLOS ALBERTO BRILHANTE USTRA NO INFERNO, NADA MUDA O FUTURO DE JAIR BOLSONARO!!!!!!

2/9/2025, 1:43:11 PM | 1343 260 | View on Bluesky | view

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Essa ssmana tem Lady Gaga.

31/8/2025, 8:09:20 PM | 101 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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indo tomar um banho em homenagem aos europeus

28/8/2025, 11:46:07 PM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grave Chapiscada www.youtube.com/live/RHGSz9C...

28/8/2025, 11:21:10 PM | 137 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ouva o Chapiscada

26/8/2025, 11:32:51 PM | 109 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Urgente SOS CAUBY

26/8/2025, 8:26:46 PM | 89 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pessoal, eu nunca fiz isso, mas ñ vejo muita saída. Cauby Peixoto, meu gato, vai precisar de uma cirurgia renal no valor de R$ 4900 . Eu ñ tenho esse dinheiro. Passei um ano desempregada, tô ainda pagando dívidas. Então, quem puder ajudar, abri um livepix pra mim: livepix.gg/daniabade

26/8/2025, 1:59:45 PM | 197 152 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deprimidíssima

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25/8/2025, 11:59:39 PM | 260 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lindo filme

25/8/2025, 6:50:21 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muito passada com os preços de hotel no Rio em setembro

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25/8/2025, 3:38:01 AM | 158 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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É, galera, pro Eduardo Bolsonaro acusar o Alexandre de Moraes de sequestrar os seus avós e a mãe, é porque it's over sobrou pouca coisa pro beta

24/8/2025, 7:57:32 PM | 1114 116 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu sou assim Jairme Caracortada

23/8/2025, 2:11:53 AM | 167 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Babado

21/8/2025, 12:52:35 AM | 286 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Que seja eterno em quanto

20/8/2025, 2:24:46 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Esse é meu marido

20/8/2025, 2:24:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avise minha velha

20/8/2025, 2:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gringorecifense muito mais g****** que o Spencersabe lamento

20/8/2025, 2:03:51 PM | 70 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ela tirou da setlist vida só foi em Copacabana

19/8/2025, 4:07:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Só entendi agora que quando a Gaga canta "mesmo que a igreja tenha incendiado ela será uma rainha sem coroa" é porque ela aceita casar com o Michael independente de qualquer coisa (vestido de noiva = vestido de rainha) e isso é lindo e me emocionei

19/8/2025, 3:43:02 PM | 133 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onde vende?

19/8/2025, 4:07:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O que vai ter em São Paulo de bom entre 7 e 15 de setembro?

18/8/2025, 4:42:46 AM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pastel na airfryer

18/8/2025, 4:23:24 AM | 76 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pior que é

18/8/2025, 4:20:47 AM | 246 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 4:17:02 AM | 234 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lindo

17/8/2025, 9:03:54 PM | 99 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 3:14:32 PM | 404 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Que isso

17/8/2025, 2:12:51 PM | 102 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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boa série the hunting wives

17/8/2025, 4:52:47 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At once, in all her glory then, we both begin to dance.

17/8/2025, 2:31:59 AM | 49 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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bebendo um vinhozinho

17/8/2025, 2:25:03 AM | 108 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alien Earth

16/8/2025, 3:52:37 AM | 78 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Falamos disso no Chapiscada de ontem, a mulher foi achando que comeria ravióli e se fodeu.

15/8/2025, 3:13:39 PM | 396 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fofo

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@anarcofino.bsky.social & @jairme.bsky.social Parabéns pelo primeiro mês do podcast 🎉🎉🎉 . Toda sexta eu assisto o reprise da live na hora do almoço :)

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15/8/2025, 3:54:49 PM | 59 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagina levar bronca de uma rede flopada dessa

15/8/2025, 2:25:11 AM | 187 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rindo que chegou a bronca no e-mail kkkkkkk

15/8/2025, 1:36:44 AM | 91 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rindo que o post some mesmo

15/8/2025, 1:33:46 AM | 75 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Que hisotira é essa de Luigi Mangione

15/8/2025, 1:28:06 AM | 111 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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como assim

15/8/2025, 12:03:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Porra a @jairme.bsky.social tá brilhando muito nas intros do chapiscada eu quase engasguei com a pergunta huahauahau

14/8/2025, 11:24:09 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9d5...

14/8/2025, 11:25:32 PM | 109 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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o que devo falar no chapiscada de hoje?

14/8/2025, 10:02:14 PM | 66 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caralho

14/8/2025, 5:49:49 PM | 158 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ela derrota por um momento o caos interior, atravessando uma tempestade de fotografias. Por um instante, a fúria se dissipa dando lugar a um magnífico arco-íris, como uma ponte ao próximo passo da autodescoberta (vendo Paparazzi na Mayhem Ball)

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Lindo dialogo entre @glaudemias.bsky.social e @jairme.bsky.social

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14/8/2025, 3:44:13 PM | 283 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Secom do Newson resolveu entrar no modo troll e isso é lindo

14/8/2025, 2:22:49 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muito forte

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Será

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Isso

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Deprimidíssima

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14/8/2025, 2:17:20 AM | 535 44 | View on Bluesky | view

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Detesto essas coisas porque em uma época meu perfil tava no top 100 com maior alcance no Twitter mundial e isso se convertia em zero reais kkkkk

14/8/2025, 12:04:46 AM | 217 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Euuu

13/8/2025, 4:56:51 PM | 234 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muito deprimidinha

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13/8/2025, 6:12:25 AM | 423 25 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/8/2025, 1:05:23 PM | 132 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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7 de setembro no Rio de Janeiro quem amou

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Foi podre

10/8/2025, 7:29:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jairme.bsky.social "Vovó Mafalda morreu?!?!"

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10/8/2025, 4:55:19 PM | 102 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Falaram que a abertura da segunda temporada é pior no sentido fodaseeee

10/8/2025, 3:14:28 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Juro a risada que eu dei quando vi a primeira vez, eu realmente não esperava

10/8/2025, 3:08:53 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pra mim este foi o suprassumo do audiovisual

10/8/2025, 3:07:22 PM | 274 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Salvei aqui e vou orçar

10/8/2025, 2:57:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Si.

10/8/2025, 2:52:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu sai rindo

10/8/2025, 2:38:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eu vejo ele e fico com ódio

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A única coisa boa desse filme foi a ideia de fazer um filme do Batman de dia

10/8/2025, 2:37:51 PM | 56 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Passada

10/8/2025, 2:32:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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O horroroso filme The Dark Knight Rises

10/8/2025, 1:57:23 PM | 159 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hein onde eu consigo fazer um fantoche profissa pique Louro José

10/8/2025, 1:33:01 PM | 80 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vontade de morrer

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10/8/2025, 6:48:57 AM | 210 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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O desrespeito

10/8/2025, 2:26:23 AM | 81 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gente tem que ouvir. Nunca achamos que a @jairme.bsky.social ia durar um mês de programa. Feito inédito

9/8/2025, 11:25:26 PM | 89 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soberania

9/8/2025, 11:25:51 PM | 516 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lindo isso

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É isso que o Chapiscada tem pra oferecer

9/8/2025, 1:15:16 AM | 313 49 | View on Bluesky | view

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passada que ouves chapiscada

8/8/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pqp a @jairme.bsky.social falando de uso de bebê como escudo

7/8/2025, 11:54:32 PM | 37 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Você sabia que o neném não nasce pronto? (…) Então não é recomendável usar bebê como objeto de defesa, como escudo, como kevlar” @jairme.bsky.social trazendo fatos para pais e mães de primeira viagem, alô ministério da saúde, alô secom!

8/8/2025, 12:26:05 AM | 125 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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perdi o login minha velha

7/8/2025, 11:49:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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canalha

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Bora Chapiscada com @jairme.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/BoufgoY...

7/8/2025, 11:09:56 PM | 163 42 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pode rir sem culpa que não é o bebê dela na foto não kkkk

7/8/2025, 1:38:40 PM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 1:32:30 PM | 1629 315 | View on Bluesky | view

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KKKKKKKKKKKK

6/8/2025, 11:47:56 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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irmãs de pó chegou irmãs de pó

6/8/2025, 3:28:42 AM | 137 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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brasil mostra a tua cara

6/8/2025, 1:15:57 AM | 189 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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não valeu

5/8/2025, 12:41:45 AM | 111 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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DO NADA a Uma Thurman em Dexter (e realmente tem um cirurgião plástico fazendo maravilhas em Hollywood)

3/8/2025, 9:19:24 AM | 135 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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o filho do Dexter em Dexter Ressurection

3/8/2025, 8:39:56 AM | 78 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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duvido

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é babado.

3/8/2025, 12:31:14 AM | 112 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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soltei newsletter jairme.substack.com/p/medo-de-20...

2/8/2025, 5:02:36 PM | 189 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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GAGAAAAAAAA

2/8/2025, 3:24:39 PM | 83 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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KKKKKK É CHARQUE NO CUSCUZ

31/7/2025, 11:26:26 PM | 218 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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ESTAMOS NO ARRRR t.co/0gw99suVt4

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