y'all still had a disney subscription till now? embarassing methinks
a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 24 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast, plant hoarder, nerd 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev
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y'all still had a disney subscription till now? embarassing methinks
literally, meowing and meowing with fish/ass breath like be fr
because sexual harassment 💔
anyways ludwig says you stink
ah yes, the horrible things people do when they're able to hide behind a screen
my karen trait is genuinely wanting to shut down advertising companies for good; it went from a couple simple ads on the side of a site, to being borderline harassed with pop ups and video players that are more resource intensive than the site itself... ooooohh karma will get you bitches HARD
but it'll be double before i know it... time's scary
absolutely despise these ads that are literally just someone's tiktok shoved in my face. you're already bugging me with an ad in the first place, but now you're just being lazy and using someone else's shitty content? i hope y'all get sued one day
25 in 8 days what the fuck man
dad looking at the rain outside forlorn like "i have to work in this today?" yes cishet have fun!
y'all remember dream's face reveal? that's what it felt like looking in the mirror this morning
once again asking my nostrils and lower sinuses to stop freaking out over nothing and making me sneeze 10,000 times
THE VOID CALLS
Look at this dooood
also to stop locking me in an echo chamber curated by my last 20 or so videos watched and actually show me the shit i'm looking for in the first place... algorithm hell
i am once again asking youtube's website to be anything other than ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE
"ewwww people i don't know are interacting with me" like girl have you been on social media before? use your block button sweetie
"ewww why are my posts on the discover page" bitch you are posting to a public website what do you MEAN
She’s so me
anyways goodnight ig
asthma attack from god knows what uwu
ah yes i love referencing real-life blueprints for my minecraft builds
quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump I always liked these two teehee
tired disaster... yeah
The problem with USB-C is that you don't experience the joy of getting it right on the first try like you do with USB-A.
suckin on my titties like you wanted me
harassing him
I am relly just varry tired
hot people delete their twitter accounts because they don’t want to contribute to a cringey transphobic chaos agent’s hateful content machine 🥰🥰🥰🥰
aw yeah iOS 26 is public now... time for everyone to complain about liquid glass
They should invent computers that are good for you
anyways my butt is clean who want me
incredible how much a good shower can boost your mental health
*sigh*
what's a digital footprint? my ass is hairy btw
teehee (never again btw)
they ran out of content to discuss a week after the park opened... universal spend money on expansions challenge
explodes
five seconds after arriving home: i miss him
cake looks delicious but honestly i just wanna tear up the berries like
homie better stop calling me "boss" before i get worked up
night goblins
i like the way you think
do you think she'll sing XS for us
i hate how "photoshop" is a common verb, adobe doesn't deserve that publicity in the slightest
cursed_splashtext
woke up this morning with the bone-deep certainty that today was the "later" I'd been talking about when I'd been putting off various chores by saying "oh I'll do it later"
savvy shoppers 🤩🤩
y'all are THIS close??? hello neighbors
Switch 2 trying to run this game
I’m a gaylo it’s a cholo but gay
like what in the white suburban hell is this
six flags day with bae
Mayu following those fucking butterfly’s
bitches really wanna cut in the mcdonalds drive thru. bitch it is Not that serious + i already payed for my damn food
me: damn this cat loves this toy! the toy: laced with catnip the entire time and i couldn't smell it
umm chat not to be gay but I think I’ve genuinely actually been feeling happier lately
have the wifey over at my house for the first time in forever and it feels so good
when did you drink it? i'm gonna have to drive two hours today should i wait till before then or just chug a soda now
feeling tired. should i risk a nap that'll go too long or should i drown in caffeine
STILL ON THE BOAT!
Important day….Glitter was released 24 years ago today!
mixed mexican guys my beloved
grown ass man jumpscare
ezra klein i hope your platform collapses and you lose everything ❤️
mf like me builds the exit over water, enjoy the swimming pool bastards!
Mariah Carey in the “Fantasy” music video:
never too early to prolapse 🤩
me straight up blocking the ads to get past the unskippable/5 second wait ones
any oomfs in socal wanna turn me inside out i'm bored
oomf needs to change it up a little with the ass pics.... spread hole. NOW.
going to six flags on friday with boyfie for my birthday who wants to top us on a rollercoaster
noted... i've had ka-block for ages and it works for a lot of others, hopefully the pair can save a bit more sanity
i'm a diehard safari user and the only thing that sucks is the lack of extensions but i've been considering putting a pihole on our home network... will reconsider
if i had a dollar for every time i've been subjected to "ai" being said in an ad i think i could buy these companies and shut them down myself
it's disgusting, like straight up lying to the user when we all know they can actually put functionality and it'd actually help both parties!!
love it when i block an annoying ad on youtube and it explicitly says "you won't see this ad from google again." and then the next ad i see is the exact ad i just blocked
the 1 save fjdjgjdkgkdgjk
cleaning my silly little room and making my silly little bed so my boyfriend can turn me inside out this weekend teeheeeee
This should be illegal.
i'd lose my shit, stay strong diva
i miss my man
need male attention
Body Crazy Curvy Wavy
and the fact that the base phone actually has decent specs now like okayyyyyy i'm still not upgrading tho
only thing positive out of the new apple releases today is the introduction of sage green
when you’re indecisive and vers
Leg day
rebecca black being gay makes so much sense but it still feels like a surprise somehow
no he's a boring silver guy unfortunately... i should've forced him to get blue
Tamara Keel 
