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Jakob the Fischer

@jakobthefischer.bsky.social

At some point I'm going to high five a monkey and then immediately ascend and no one can stop me

created October 21, 2024

10 followers 9 following 80 posts

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Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I will always miss the last man on earth WILL do something new I wanna watch you be goofy again

31/8/2025, 11:41:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure You're obviously the type to hear any pushback to your opinion and shout sexism So imma step away from the bomb you set I've answered this point already so if you want my opinion on it just look at the replies

19/8/2025, 11:47:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree Steven universe gets too much hate even to this day I don't believe that that's the soul reason why she gets shat on tho You have to admit that her shows have the fuck word in it a lot more than other programs It's perfectly natural for some people to be put off They should still try

19/8/2025, 7:12:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't remember exactly what I said for some reason the person blocked me from seeing this post that you're responding to but I'm assuming I said something 🤣 By that logic wouldn't Demon Slayer get shat on more?

19/8/2025, 6:36:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the volume of fucks If South Park spent every episode spending same amount of time as Vivian's shows to saying swears it would probably get the same type of treatment Sure there is one episode where they said shit a lot but that was just one episode

19/8/2025, 6:11:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

In the same way that randomly experiencing a different emotion usually gets your brain to want to snuff it out it's just cavemen thought If people were to give these shows a shot that they say are too raunchy they would enjoy it more often than not

19/8/2025, 6:03:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure misogyny is pretty prevalent but you have to admit that the writing style in Vivian's shows usually require a lot more swearing versus something like invincible or digital circus It's not to say that the stuff she makes is bad it's just a lot more different for the status quo

19/8/2025, 6:02:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair I don't really think it's a sexism thing when it's directed at you no offense I actually enjoy most of the stuff you make But that seems to be more of the meme

19/8/2025, 5:40:57 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Brandon Rodgers ever show up like the Kool aid man?

9/8/2025, 2:46:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Add to the conversation or drink your juice box at the kids table

30/7/2025, 4:39:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Right back at ya Any amount is bad it doesn't matter if it's "just for defense" there doing a genocide they should defend themselves

29/7/2025, 10:29:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

They should give her what she wants and then after she testifies take her out back like Old yeller

29/7/2025, 9:23:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm done talking have a good one European Maybe you'll start worrying about your own politicians in your irrelevant country instead of thirsting over others

29/7/2025, 2:27:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't have anything to add buddy don't But just randomly flailing like this is pathetic

28/7/2025, 7:24:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm starting to assume this is just rage bait because you're not even making sense 🤣

26/7/2025, 10:39:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I responded after you texted me you simply took 8 hours because you didn't know how to respond

26/7/2025, 10:39:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm calling a loser as I see it bud "Strength" she folded for Israel and she's not even paid by them I'm calling you out for being a thirsty freak because there are politicians like ilhan Omar who vote with there spine but you focus on the conventionally attractive one (because your a degen)

26/7/2025, 10:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Little word of advice don't bring up something from multiple hours ago it makes you look more pathetic than you already are

24/7/2025, 6:34:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not from the US And you defend AOC like a rabid dog Buddy get a girlfriend or a boyfriend or some shit you fucking loser 🤣 This is genuinely pathetic simp behavior my man

24/7/2025, 6:34:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Other than the one bill MTG put forward to take 500 million from them that she voted against in ilhan Omar voted for If you want to get so confident to call other people stupid you should know your facts first knuckle dragger

24/7/2025, 6:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't expect these guys to have a full backbone they get to pretend that they're strong it's due to all the lead paint

23/7/2025, 8:49:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I expect my politicians to stand on what they preach She claims to be for human rights and chooses to continue finding the genocidal state YOU blue magats need to understand this is a politician and not an only fans model you can thirst over Creep

23/7/2025, 5:18:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a job Grandpa I'm not a waste on society Shave your beard if you're going to keep it looking like that

23/7/2025, 11:28:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

The lunatic known as MTG tried to have a vote to take 500 million from Israel AOC voted against that to send it to them even though APAC isn't paying her

23/7/2025, 8:48:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

AOC voting to send $500 million to the genocidal State definitely won't help as well

23/7/2025, 8:47:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't understand go back to the kids table with your juice box Israel straight up outed the Biden administration hundreds of times throughout this genocide alone "Decapitated babies" And then directly after Biden loses Israel thanks him for not even trying to end the genocide

23/7/2025, 8:45:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we looking at the same picture this looks like an AI photo of the very chicken man we're comparing you to 🤣

23/7/2025, 8:43:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently you are too AiPAC didn't even need to pay you

23/7/2025, 8:40:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You clean those boots little buddy I'll wait another 8 hours for your half baked response 🤣

23/7/2025, 3:59:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You had no real argument so you talked about my grammar

22/7/2025, 4:36:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Were you dropped I'm honestly curious because this is the dumbest response I've ever read Join the conversation or sit down and watch like a good little boot licker

22/7/2025, 11:44:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

They blocked me 🤣

22/7/2025, 8:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah you're probably right Since the best thing America has is a wad of cow shit left in the Sun

22/7/2025, 8:18:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

She's an amazing liar a perfect leech She has no real leftist views otherwise she would actually fight for them

22/7/2025, 8:16:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Taking any money from the genocidal state is what we are demanding But doesn't do anything to prove that Worry about your own political system if you're not going to add anything other than being a simp

22/7/2025, 8:16:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Every genocide has been put up behind a wall of saying that they were defending themselves The Nazis didn't walk into other countries and ask calmly to take the Jews They are lying in your face so they can continue to kill brown people Any genocider like that deserves far worse names than dog

22/7/2025, 8:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

What has he done 🤣 Australians always forcing their nose into shit but they don't understand

22/7/2025, 8:05:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

She's literally a politician you freak And she voted against the resolution that would have taken money from Israel then she proceeded to tell us that we should be happy that she did that Expect more from your politicians blue maga

22/7/2025, 8:04:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

She claims to be for human rights and then turns around and funds a genocide. "It would have only affected Israel's defense system" doesn't matter she should have voted for it instead of against

22/7/2025, 8:03:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't have to be from America to defend blue maga if you defend the ideology that it's pretty ridiculous

22/7/2025, 8:01:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

He hasn't done anything for his entire existence in Congress other than getting a couple of photo shoots

22/7/2025, 8:00:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not expecting a purity test I'm just expecting you'd be against genocide It's not that hard buddy you're defending blue maga ideology

22/7/2025, 7:56:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

October 7th did happen but October 6th happened as well and every day before that for the past 80 years

22/7/2025, 7:55:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I can already tell somebody pushed your soft spot in when you were a kid you don't even need to join the conversation if you still somehow think this is true after Biden lied to our faces "Decapitated babies"

22/7/2025, 7:46:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

If a politician goes out of its way to tell me that they are for human rights and are a good person and then turns around and helps a genocide for free I'm going to call them out on that You are describing maga politicians need to be called out

22/7/2025, 7:45:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I misread your thing There isn't anyone in Congress right now that I back they're all insects that need to be with fumigated 🤷🏻‍♂️

22/7/2025, 7:44:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Politicians are insects that need to be bullied 🤷‍♂️

22/7/2025, 7:42:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

100% but I'm not for politicians who blatantly lied to us and then tell us to it accept their lie especially when they're helping a genocide FOR FREE aipack ain't even paying her and she's making their days easier for no reason

22/7/2025, 7:41:17 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

When the fuck did I encourage violence against minorities 🤣 Gain a braincell if you wanna talk

22/7/2025, 7:28:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue magats like yourself are as smart as the red ones Y'all lose your minds when your favorite politician is called out like monkeys

22/7/2025, 7:27:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Blue magats getting flustered when I talk shit about there leech "Dump twump" You actual infant

22/7/2025, 7:26:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You blue magats are an actual problem Just because I have an issue with this leech of a human being I'm suddenly a Republican

22/7/2025, 7:24:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a dog and I'm glad people are finally seeing how much of a leech You are You have no real opinions you just put yourself in front of people so you can always be the "face" The day you finally get an opinion that you will stand on instead of folding like a lawn chair will be the day God comes

22/7/2025, 6:38:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a politician you boot licker

22/7/2025, 6:34:22 AM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You're a scumbag and you don't deserve any form of humanity You took the job as a politician stop complaining about being a politician you bug Genocidal monster

22/7/2025, 6:33:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Surprise adopted obviously

16/6/2025, 4:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I've always found it hilarious that Nintendo said that they're not actually his kids My brain goes so he just fucking took them

16/6/2025, 8:12:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love you to be a good demonstration of what Americans can do and quit because we bullied you the same way the Brits do with their useless politicians.

27/4/2025, 6:06:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Quit you do nothing weasel

27/4/2025, 6:03:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture saveoursolars.bsky.social (@saveoursolars.bsky.social) reposted

Hello #solaropposites enjoyers! These are some goals of the #SaveOurSolars tag and what we would like to encourage from the fans themselves. While the engagement on Bluesky might not be as large, we still want to create the opportunity for fans here to participate!

Text reads: Text reads: Text reads: What can I do? Talk about the show and what you love about it! If you're encountering Solar Opposites for the first time, check it out and let us know what you think! Create something new, repost old work, discuss your favorite scenes or little details you appreciate -- and no matter what, when you post use the tag #SaveOurSolars so we can see it and boost! Additionally, supporting and reposting the work of others is highly encouraged, and we will try our best to promote whatever we can! If you're interested in seeing some of the love, be sure to follow our accounts (@SaveOurSolars on every platform), and feel free to tag us for visibility! Any type of fan work or fan appreciation is not only accepted but promoted. Does this include the B-plots? (Wall, Silvercops) Of course! Anything related to the show is strongly encouraged! As a reminder, this is a tag for positivity, so we request there be no bashing on one plotline in favor of the others. This includes phrases like Text reads:
21/3/2025, 8:45:43 PM | 158 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all bud You said I shouldn't shit on Jeffries for... You know being SHIT

7/3/2025, 1:07:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You should be mad at Jeffries for getting mad at the ONLY Dems doing anything other than crying and asking for cash

7/3/2025, 1:05:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Resign coward

7/3/2025, 1:04:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Resign coward your the problem

7/3/2025, 1:02:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Do something you coward instead of censoring al green you literal useless infant

7/3/2025, 1:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social)

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social How cool could it be if we bullied these useless bags out of office Jeffries first for Censoring al green

7/3/2025, 12:59:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social)

@oompaville.bsky.social genuinely shocked you never talked about that fat lady who sued the lyft driver Just seemed up your alley

5/3/2025, 4:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You're just as bad as every other Democrat Do something or shove your thumb back in your ass I'm tired of Democrats coming out and just saying gee whiz everything sucks and not doing anything about it

19/2/2025, 9:25:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

He's just like them I promise you The only difference is this guy has a blue sky account

19/2/2025, 9:21:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Jello after he made his video

9/1/2025, 10:40:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

If Harris didn't actively try to be diet Republican she would have won but alas all she did was reach out to middle and right wing the same way Clinton did and the same way she lost instead of following her example and not failing in the same spectacular way

24/12/2024, 9:28:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

It definitely seems like the product of a hack that would attempt to edit a man out of his own show

21/12/2024, 11:40:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

They did an album and it's FIRE

17/11/2024, 1:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social)

Yo since swifties are coming here imma put this out there Ado is better

13/11/2024, 5:38:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see at universe expanding in her left eye

9/11/2024, 9:07:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Get an ant farm

5/11/2024, 9:15:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine is whenever the foxy pirates are on screen

25/10/2024, 3:49:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

All right what's your favorite arc on OP

24/10/2024, 10:17:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Ong that's a goal mine to befriend some crows

24/10/2024, 10:14:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

You speak like you have experience

24/10/2024, 3:48:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jakob the Fischer (@jakobthefischer.bsky.social) reply parent

Son of a bitch needs to get back to the park the gumball machine is shouting again

21/10/2024, 5:52:31 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view