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Former President of the United States

@jamesgarfield.bsky.social

Artist, dog-lover and Oxford comma supporter

created July 5, 2023

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Love to see it

31/8/2025, 8:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

If you can’t tell the difference between Harris (the young potential leader of the party) and Clinton (the scandal ridden candidate with decades of Skeltons in her closet) I don’t know what to say. This is Harris’ moment to prove her metal and she opted for a book deal.

2/8/2025, 3:50:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yet she has the mental strength for a book deal? I would think an Attorney General, Senator and vice president would have the ability to handle adversity and still do good in the world.

2/8/2025, 3:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roughly half the country voted for her to lead. In response she went into hiding and did nothing. Glad she has a book coming out, I wonder how much of the profits will go to all those people who are losing their citizenship.

2/8/2025, 3:46:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My entire job is devoted to this. I am doing more than her. When has she demanded an end to deportations? When did she use her law degree to fight executive overreach? Why hasn’t she headlined fundraisers for the disenfranchised? She wanted to be president, but now does nothing.

2/8/2025, 3:44:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

When? I have seen no comments from her denouncing the deportations since the election.

2/8/2025, 3:39:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Consider this: the Trump administration is enacting a policy of rounding up people based on race and imprisoning them in extrajudicial detention centers. Harris has said nothing. That’s not what a leader does. That’s not what an anti-racist does.

2/8/2025, 3:05:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the first time I have ever commented about her on a public forum. Also she was the defacto head of the Democratic Party. So yeah she has more responsibility to do more to stop this administration. Instead she’s licking her wounds.

2/8/2025, 1:56:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s incorrect. Every Americans responsibility is to keep fighting. Sorry about her loss, that’s not an excuse to give up. That’s a loser mentality

2/8/2025, 1:43:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She has as much responsibility as any American to oppose and stop this administration. She has instead tuned out. That’s unpatriotic.

2/8/2025, 1:39:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because she’s a civil servant at a critical time in this nation. She’s done nothing to oppose this administration in 8 months

2/8/2025, 12:55:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

So the message to Americans is “if you lose you should give up”?

2/8/2025, 12:16:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think that the correct response to this administration is “tuning out the news and doing nothing”?

2/8/2025, 11:23:26 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry the first amendment is good actually. No comedian should ever be imprisoned for anything they say.

8/6/2025, 9:51:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy Lindenfeld (@jeremotographs.bsky.social) reposted

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

7/6/2025, 9:59:28 PM | 45391 12131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought your link between this and TLAWSZ was spot on. Ironically those are the two Anderson films that I connected with the least. I would like to see Anderson return to a modern setting at some point.

7/6/2025, 10:55:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What era does this apply to the best?

2/6/2025, 5:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

The owners voted to allow it

26/5/2025, 9:53:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s late night LaMonte? It was never late evening LaMonte

30/4/2025, 11:39:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy that there’s only one ring between the 4 and it was from AB’s garbage years

4/4/2025, 11:10:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All that is fine and good, but has no relevance to this case. He knowingly participated in sex trafficking (if found guilty)

25/3/2025, 7:56:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/3/2025, 6:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Most nfl cities could not handle hosting the Super Bowl

8/2/2025, 10:40:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Orrrrr a nationally recognized media company also obtained the memo??

29/1/2025, 10:26:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mina Kimes (@minakimes.bsky.social) reposted

My life’s mission is to convince people to watch Patriot 🫡

22/1/2025, 1:19:00 AM | 997 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet he misses annual vacations in January.

20/1/2025, 8:45:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What a weird read of this scene. I don’t think Spielberg was ever attempt to be a Lynch type filmmaker. Saying Lynch was out of his league is a silly way to view art

17/1/2025, 12:08:09 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Because people having to boil their water is an incredibly common occurrence. A massive wildfire in one of Americas biggest metro areas is very uncommon.

11/1/2025, 11:20:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

this is probably not a sting operation to arrest and rehabilitate everyone who signs up for it but maybe it should be

8/1/2025, 5:10:52 PM | 1738 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anne Lamott (@annelamott.bsky.social) reposted

How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.

7/1/2025, 6:51:10 AM | 4593 665 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine covering it up was a relatively easy decision to make

6/1/2025, 6:59:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably because that’s completely irrelevant to the crime.

1/1/2025, 11:25:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

What does this list season mean for the Purdy contract? Does it raise or lower his price?

2/12/2024, 10:27:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

Madame Web is brilliant. The script is clearly satire and I think everyone but the producers realized this.

16/2/2024, 4:31:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

A unified Ireland is gonna happen in the next 15 years.

3/2/2024, 9:40:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

The border debate is such a nothing burger. No one can actually point to an issue with illegal immigration, I can’t see this being a real winning issue for cons.

26/1/2024, 2:31:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RedwoodGirl (@redwoodgirl.bsky.social) reposted

Damn, that was fast! Just one day of the strike from the Cal State University staff gets the goods.

23/1/2024, 8:10:47 AM | 139 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

How are the niners not at least 4 here. It’s Mr Irrelevant!

20/1/2024, 11:49:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mike (@sonuvafitch.bsky.social) reposted

so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life

29/8/2023, 10:50:43 PM | 405 96 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social) reply parent

This might be a dumb Q but, what happened in 2016?

14/8/2023, 6:07:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

It's time to admit that body wash is "mid." Nothing hits harder than a good old fashioned bar of soap

12/8/2023, 5:30:14 PM | 387 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

oh my god

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12/8/2023, 2:31:33 AM | 121 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

“It's like these men they-“ “Mm ice cream so good” “-don't know how to make themselves attra-“ “Yes yes yes” “Yes yes yes” “gang gang” “Mm ice cream so good” “attractive to women” “Gang gang” “Yes yes yes” “they’re building the” “Mm ice cream so good” “modern world aro-“

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16/7/2023, 2:09:28 AM | 474 112 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

Everyone’s upset about having to watch the Gran Turismo trailer for two more weeks but we have to sit through the Bob Marley trailer for another year.

2/8/2023, 5:44:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kilgore trout (@kilgoretrout.bsky.social) reposted

only a naturally gifted politician like ron desantis could come down the stairs on christmas morning to find his primary opponent trussed up like a ham under dozens of federal indictments beneath the tree and, instead of unwrapping his present, just immediately setting the whole living room on fire

2/8/2023, 2:49:30 AM | 371 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

this is barbenheimer, to me

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2/8/2023, 12:57:04 AM | 207 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Cerious (@adamcerious.bsky.social) reposted

me: I need a passport so I can go to australia clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime? me: is... is that still necessary

1/8/2023, 10:10:58 PM | 4239 932 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

My 23-year-old coworker just told me they’ve never cooked in their life and cannot cook pasta or eggs.

1/8/2023, 7:32:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/10 no notes

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1/8/2023, 4:54:44 PM | 932 293 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

Mac-n-cheese and corn is actually correct

1/8/2023, 7:25:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Former President of the United States (@jamesgarfield.bsky.social)

I’m actually gonna use this app now.

9/7/2023, 1:43:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view