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Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers

@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social

Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter

created April 15, 2023

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeh I have a couple friends who grew up in Cardiff and they have some fun photos like hey this is where the doctor destroyed a portion of the city a bunch of times

2/9/2025, 3:33:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

You think I’m joking, don’t you?

A sunset photo crossing the bridge used in the filming of the opening of Final Destination 3 when the entire bridge collapses
2/9/2025, 3:32:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Idk if anyone realizes how scary it is to cross the literal bridge from Final Destination 3 every morning to go to work.

2/9/2025, 3:30:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I should call him

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1/9/2025, 7:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

And where would that be👀

1/9/2025, 3:16:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture disc horse bot (@horsedisc.bsky.social) reposted

I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of performative wokeness to their politics.

1/9/2025, 5:30:40 AM | 210 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Got overzealous paying overdue bills and now I have 2 dollars to last me for 2 weeks lol

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31/8/2025, 2:09:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes you need to let them out or they make you sick

30/8/2025, 11:09:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Gwen “everyone download my prayer app” Stefani and her alt right husband remaking one of the most iconic and important pieces of queer cinema is making me angrier than it should be.

30/8/2025, 10:38:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Goad (Legal Expert) (@goad.bsky.social) reposted

I got a wild idea, instead of explaining all 151 phrases on the mass murderer's guns, why don't we explain the online subcultures that's turning young people into mass murderers.

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Profile picture mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted

*security approaching me in the maternity ward* no it's cool if i'm here, i was a baby once

28/8/2025, 4:50:44 AM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Genuinely every word in this headline is worse than the one that came before it variety.com/2025/film/ne...

27/8/2025, 8:22:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted

I remain in a very tight situation much, so I'm asking for some help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, and I appreciate you very much.

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27/8/2025, 2:40:32 AM | 48 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

And I know they’re just thrilled

Screenshot of a Facebook notification that reads “You could be on the public engagement list for Boiler Room this week.”
24/8/2025, 6:38:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted

just pulled a man from some burning wreckage but it was a cop so i put him back

24/8/2025, 6:11:52 AM | 777 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Whoever whipped out their phone and took that footage of Lil Nas X in LA you have a nasty spirit and a rotten heart. Imagine seeing someone in physical and mental distress and thinking yeah let’s get this to TMZ immediately.

22/8/2025, 9:51:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re a fucking gargoyle

19/8/2025, 4:00:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) reposted

Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are

6/5/2025, 9:28:06 PM | 704 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a story about a pet hamster that didn’t end in some Cronenberg body horror ending, what exactly happened to all of you.

9/8/2025, 5:03:42 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Viktor Winetrout (@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social) reposted

Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle

10/8/2025, 3:44:10 AM | 869 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture should I jump (@derryqueenhaha.bsky.social) reposted

the the faggot wearing the Ew Pussy shirt at market days , death to all of him

9/8/2025, 1:25:52 AM | 99 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a story about a pet hamster that didn’t end in some Cronenberg body horror ending, what exactly happened to all of you.

9/8/2025, 5:03:42 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Finally, a candidate who speaks to MY interests (watching fruits basket in public while having dinner alone)

9/8/2025, 2:41:35 AM | 485 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

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Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.
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Profile picture Alt Kennedy Service🐸🏳️‍🌈 (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social) reposted

People on here will post anything. "George W. Bush respected elections." No he didn't. That's isn't true.

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Profile picture Miss Thing (@missthingblue.bsky.social) reposted

I just think resistance libs shouldn’t be allowed to commodify queer slang/memes that’s all

5/8/2025, 3:06:33 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg hiiii

5/8/2025, 1:26:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly!!

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4/8/2025, 9:38:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Small Robots (@smolrobots.bsky.social) reposted

Wow, get fucked.

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Profile picture Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted

People acting like pop culture is beneath serious discussion is frustrating to me personally (I love it) and also wrong (it’s one of the most common things to care about, which is why it is shorthand for “popular” culture) and also politically disastrous (politics IS downstream of pop culture)

4/8/2025, 4:54:02 PM | 774 117 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vanoreo (@vanoreo.bsky.social) reposted

youd think after the second they'd ask if she was sure

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4/8/2025, 7:08:59 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

Always try to cancel a subscription and see if they give you a discount offer before your free trial is over I have literally halved many subscription costs this way

4/8/2025, 7:12:02 PM | 673 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I am a Naomi smalls fan first, human being second.

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4/8/2025, 5:19:09 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account

3/8/2025, 7:29:39 PM | 4292 533 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]
2/8/2025, 6:19:51 PM | 14585 4551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent

Why the fluff articles why the book why the late night interviews This is a pr campaign and you are a brain dead moron falling for it completely unaware of how bourgeois politics and capitalist media work together. A complete ignoramus

2/8/2025, 11:16:57 PM | 588 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

It’s actually hilariously sad how easily people are fooled by people’s post politics PR rehab “Kamala was actually against the genocide” is the same as the “George bush sad old man that paints dogs” garbage THEY HIRE PR FIRMS FOR THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

2/8/2025, 10:59:16 PM | 2516 529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted

i like that in the final destination movies, death comes for you if you violate osha

2/8/2025, 7:47:53 PM | 75 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so fucking real

2/8/2025, 3:19:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

DEEP cut

2/8/2025, 2:23:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I think it’s thee? Is that how the poem goes?

2/8/2025, 1:52:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Great, where do I sign up

2/8/2025, 1:42:21 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reposted

Whenever I see AJLT my brain first goes to “weird way to describe an alt” then to the band Alt-J then to the realization that it’s SATC

1/8/2025, 5:59:06 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Canada dangling Palestinian statehood with the caveat of demilitarization while simultaneously providing Israel with the bombs that are perpetrating this genocide is exactly what I’ve expected from this atrocity of a country. Mark Carney you’re a little bitch.

31/7/2025, 9:16:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss you tiny friend 💕

31/7/2025, 5:04:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

www.timescolonist.com/local-news/v...

31/7/2025, 5:04:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I think as much as I enjoy the mystery and storytelling of it all, I struggle to engage with a lot of true crime because I’m always afraid I’m gonna come across Euar’s case and lose it all over again

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

So close! Its actually abt a song containing birds and snakes :)

31/7/2025, 4:59:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted

oh Gaza has been completely leveled and 60,000 people have been killed? time to make a purely symbolic acknowledgement of a Palestinian state :)

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28/7/2025, 8:36:20 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuinely the future of comedy right here

28/7/2025, 3:26:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reposted

I wish I could just make everything go on pause.

9/7/2025, 11:04:47 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

I would also take a dump in that professor’s mailbox

27/7/2025, 1:02:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Full offence to anyone who uses it but if I was paying a small fortune to learn something and I found out my professor was using chatGPT to craft lesson plans I’d find a way to sue the school

27/7/2025, 1:02:12 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Lady at the beach has an ancient pitbull named Douglas and she’s smoked at least 3 blunts since I’ve been here, she’s my soulmate

27/7/2025, 12:51:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted

Wearing a Joe Camel mask to the Eyes Wide Shut party

26/7/2025, 12:13:14 AM | 62 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KITTY BANKS (@itskittybanks.bsky.social) reposted

If you think you’re super smart, ya not If you say your drag is art, it’s not You say you didn’t fart, ya did I’m not joking, kid

25/7/2025, 6:51:36 AM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Hot take: Aja didn’t win all stars 10 so she could go on and become president of the United States

21/7/2025, 7:33:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Just based on numbers alone if Jorgeous chooses to go back again I think she’s gonna win this time

20/7/2025, 3:59:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 (@murderxbryan.bsky.social) reposted

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19/7/2025, 4:33:27 PM | 333 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

They frantically yell about wayfair cabinets because if anyone checked their browser history that would be the main story

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Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

at this point I’m pretty sure the last ten years have been a death dream I’m having as my brain shuts down and floods my system with DMT. I guess the apprentice is probably on in the background. various daytime tv

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Y’know what Miss Piggy? I will.

iPhone Lock Screen showing Miss piggy with the caption throw that ass in the direction of your dreams
11/7/2025, 6:31:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah no shit. That's always been the entire point.

Donald Trump said
11/7/2025, 5:29:52 AM | 481 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

She had a black bob, a 1/4 gestated baby inside her, kitten heels and a fucking dream

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Profile picture Mike Isaacson (@vulgareconomics.bsky.social) reposted

Just thinking about how Biden could have done this with federal student loans

9/7/2025, 6:21:55 PM | 502 123 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⌘ left at london ⌘ (@leftatlondon.com) reposted

"Is ethel cain problematic?" Can you resolve conflict in your real life? Do you know how to dice vegetables or cook raw meat? Are the people in your life ones who feel loved by you? Do you enjoy your own company? Not tolerate, but enjoy?

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I wish I could just make everything go on pause.

9/7/2025, 11:04:47 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you get the audio versions read by Tatiana maslany? Those are elite, she crushed that.

9/7/2025, 2:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

I listened to the audiobooks again after reading SOTR and on a parallel to this, I had forgotten just how good those fucking books are!!!!

9/7/2025, 2:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

This exactly. My body goals have slowly shifted from Channing Tatum in magic mike, into John Goodman in the flintstones movie and that’s great for me

8/7/2025, 8:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Yaaaaaay bass coast weekend, all of the most annoying people in Vancouver are in the same place, not here.

8/7/2025, 8:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

It really is always the two dumbest bitches in the room telling each other exactly.

8/7/2025, 12:01:55 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

I hope Ozzy enjoys retirement and I hope Sharon gets hit by a bus so that can happen

6/7/2025, 10:22:40 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent

You know liberals are genuinely coping when they try to convince people tsartist rule was superior to the USSR

6/7/2025, 3:41:34 PM | 631 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

~crying on the ferry is a lifestyle~

6/7/2025, 5:03:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Le Wokisme? or La Botte? (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) reposted

There was an elite consensus against transphobia so strong Texas’ Republican Speaker of the House Joe Straus refused to pass a transphobic law, the public broadly agreed, and then a few elite liberals took it upon themselves to make transphobia popular and more or less succeeded.

5/7/2025, 8:12:57 AM | 5957 1124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

Kim Il-Sung was raised a Presbyterian. So we can add North Korea to the list of "things we can ultimately lay at the feet of John Calvin," along with Prussia, and the Dutch Republic.

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Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Pizza is the best food but things with “pizza flavor” are the worst food, this is known as the Noid Paradox

6/7/2025, 2:41:33 AM | 2421 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Yknow I was gonna leave this alone but this is actually too much. This literally only holds weight if you were 21+ in the 90s and in your mid 50s today because *you* haven’t updated your frames of reference. I’m intensely aware the world I grew up in would be impossible to navigate now.

5/7/2025, 11:27:01 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Exactly! Always have water backstage for the divas

5/7/2025, 11:09:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

No one can convince me this isn’t a 30 rock parody movie

Movie poster for GUNS UP starring Christina Ricci and Kevin James
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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Daily reminder that you don't need a Left Joe Rogan. Zohran wiped the floor with an establishment Dem in a race where he was being called a Muslim Socialist and absolutely no Rogan of the Left would have ever supported him. The kind of people who would fund a Left Rogan are rich Gillibrand Dems

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

James Bond movies today: I’m grappling with immense guilt and anxiety caused by my years of espionage James Bond movies in the 60s: My name is Gigantic Ass

4/7/2025, 5:56:54 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jourdain searles (@judysquirrels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

this bill is the end of democrats telling us wanting better is too much. the end of “we can’t go too far left”. we’ve never gone far enough and now the GOP set back the clock even more. the DNC does not support progress. all they care about is stasis, and that’s over now. it’s time for REAL fighting

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Profile picture A K (@aklingus.bsky.social) reposted

Tired: blaming the Dems for their weak kneed defenses of Mamdani during the passage of this bill from hell Wired: blaming the Dems for running so many tenured geriatrics that 3 of them died in the last five months, making it easier for the GOP to pass this bill from hell

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Folks rly clowning Kesha for putting out a bunch of singles before the album like baby that’s an independent artist she’s paying for this house wall by wall!

30/6/2025, 8:33:31 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted

one of the most spiritually evil songs of all time

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Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

The correct top 3 based on what we all saw in that bracket should have been acid betty, Denali, and ginger.

28/6/2025, 2:48:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Nvm her losing that lip sync had *devastating* consequences in the long run.

28/6/2025, 2:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Phrasing man, I got so excited that man expired.

28/6/2025, 2:44:49 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

2025 is so cool, the movie I wanna watch is behind a paywall on a streaming service I pay monthly for, I can split a hot dog into 7 monthly payments, and most of the job interviews I attend are for straight up scams or pyramid schemes.

27/6/2025, 5:05:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Group of Japanese teenagers just told me I have good style so I’m good for compliments for the day, I’m full, ego BOOSTED.

27/6/2025, 4:32:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Love that the mayoral race in New York is between the guy who wants to make the bus free and your rent cheaper, and the guy who killed your grandma and is being sued for sexual harassment and it kinda seems like a tough choice for some.

27/6/2025, 4:23:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent

Was kinda wondering who in that person’s life is still using a lycos email address

27/6/2025, 4:21:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Hey girls my name’s Alaska, I got a tiny little question to ask ya

27/6/2025, 6:28:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. (Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings or Marvel)

26/6/2025, 6:52:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)

Congrats to NYC but the fact that it was that close between “admitted sex pest and guy who killed your grandma” and “guy who wants to make the bus free” is troubling.

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