Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeh I have a couple friends who grew up in Cardiff and they have some fun photos like hey this is where the doctor destroyed a portion of the city a bunch of times
Mid 30s internet based cryptid with a fascination for gay stuff. #freepalestine until Palestine is free. #BlackTransLivesMatter
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view profile on Bluesky Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeh I have a couple friends who grew up in Cardiff and they have some fun photos like hey this is where the doctor destroyed a portion of the city a bunch of times
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
You think I’m joking, don’t you?
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Idk if anyone realizes how scary it is to cross the literal bridge from Final Destination 3 every morning to go to work.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
And where would that be👀
disc horse bot (@horsedisc.bsky.social) reposted
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of performative wokeness to their politics.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Got overzealous paying overdue bills and now I have 2 dollars to last me for 2 weeks lol
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes you need to let them out or they make you sick
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Gwen “everyone download my prayer app” Stefani and her alt right husband remaking one of the most iconic and important pieces of queer cinema is making me angrier than it should be.
Goad (Legal Expert) (@goad.bsky.social) reposted
I got a wild idea, instead of explaining all 151 phrases on the mass murderer's guns, why don't we explain the online subcultures that's turning young people into mass murderers.
mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted
*security approaching me in the maternity ward* no it's cool if i'm here, i was a baby once
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Genuinely every word in this headline is worse than the one that came before it variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Thembo (@thembo.bsky.social) reposted
I remain in a very tight situation much, so I'm asking for some help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, and I appreciate you very much.
mr. cannoli (@boner.ink) reposted
just pulled a man from some burning wreckage but it was a cop so i put him back
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Whoever whipped out their phone and took that footage of Lil Nas X in LA you have a nasty spirit and a rotten heart. Imagine seeing someone in physical and mental distress and thinking yeah let’s get this to TMZ immediately.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re a fucking gargoyle
Corduroy Cheddar (@corduroycheddar.bsky.social) reposted
Sorry, but if you call my password weak I'm not going to tell you where the traffic lights are
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a story about a pet hamster that didn’t end in some Cronenberg body horror ending, what exactly happened to all of you.
Viktor Winetrout (@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social) reposted
Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
should I jump (@derryqueenhaha.bsky.social) reposted
the the faggot wearing the Ew Pussy shirt at market days , death to all of him
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a story about a pet hamster that didn’t end in some Cronenberg body horror ending, what exactly happened to all of you.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Finally, a candidate who speaks to MY interests (watching fruits basket in public while having dinner alone)
weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
Alt Kennedy Service🐸🏳️🌈 (@kennedytcooper.bsky.social) reposted
People on here will post anything. "George W. Bush respected elections." No he didn't. That's isn't true.
Miss Thing (@missthingblue.bsky.social) reposted
I just think resistance libs shouldn’t be allowed to commodify queer slang/memes that’s all
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg hiiii
Small Robots (@smolrobots.bsky.social) reposted
Wow, get fucked.
Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) reposted
People acting like pop culture is beneath serious discussion is frustrating to me personally (I love it) and also wrong (it’s one of the most common things to care about, which is why it is shorthand for “popular” culture) and also politically disastrous (politics IS downstream of pop culture)
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
Always try to cancel a subscription and see if they give you a discount offer before your free trial is over I have literally halved many subscription costs this way
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I am a Naomi smalls fan first, human being second.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Listen pal if you’re going to be a 30 year old baby you’re going to need to have a Bluesky account
Boze the Library Owl (@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social) reposted
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent
Why the fluff articles why the book why the late night interviews This is a pr campaign and you are a brain dead moron falling for it completely unaware of how bourgeois politics and capitalist media work together. A complete ignoramus
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted
It’s actually hilariously sad how easily people are fooled by people’s post politics PR rehab “Kamala was actually against the genocide” is the same as the “George bush sad old man that paints dogs” garbage THEY HIRE PR FIRMS FOR THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted
i like that in the final destination movies, death comes for you if you violate osha
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so fucking real
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
DEEP cut
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I think it’s thee? Is that how the poem goes?
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Great, where do I sign up
jamie (they/them) (@zerojokes.bsky.social) reposted
Whenever I see AJLT my brain first goes to “weird way to describe an alt” then to the band Alt-J then to the realization that it’s SATC
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Canada dangling Palestinian statehood with the caveat of demilitarization while simultaneously providing Israel with the bombs that are perpetrating this genocide is exactly what I’ve expected from this atrocity of a country. Mark Carney you’re a little bitch.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss you tiny friend 💕
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
www.timescolonist.com/local-news/v...
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I think as much as I enjoy the mystery and storytelling of it all, I struggle to engage with a lot of true crime because I’m always afraid I’m gonna come across Euar’s case and lose it all over again
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
So close! Its actually abt a song containing birds and snakes :)
merritt (@merrittk.com) reposted
oh Gaza has been completely leveled and 60,000 people have been killed? time to make a purely symbolic acknowledgement of a Palestinian state :)
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Genuinely the future of comedy right here
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reposted
I wish I could just make everything go on pause.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
I would also take a dump in that professor’s mailbox
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Full offence to anyone who uses it but if I was paying a small fortune to learn something and I found out my professor was using chatGPT to craft lesson plans I’d find a way to sue the school
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Lady at the beach has an ancient pitbull named Douglas and she’s smoked at least 3 blunts since I’ve been here, she’s my soulmate
Damon Agnos (@damonagnos.bsky.social) reposted
Wearing a Joe Camel mask to the Eyes Wide Shut party
KITTY BANKS (@itskittybanks.bsky.social) reposted
If you think you’re super smart, ya not If you say your drag is art, it’s not You say you didn’t fart, ya did I’m not joking, kid
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Hot take: Aja didn’t win all stars 10 so she could go on and become president of the United States
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Just based on numbers alone if Jorgeous chooses to go back again I think she’s gonna win this time
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
They frantically yell about wayfair cabinets because if anyone checked their browser history that would be the main story
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
at this point I’m pretty sure the last ten years have been a death dream I’m having as my brain shuts down and floods my system with DMT. I guess the apprentice is probably on in the background. various daytime tv
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah no shit. That's always been the entire point.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
She had a black bob, a 1/4 gestated baby inside her, kitten heels and a fucking dream
Mike Isaacson (@vulgareconomics.bsky.social) reposted
Just thinking about how Biden could have done this with federal student loans
⌘ left at london ⌘ (@leftatlondon.com) reposted
"Is ethel cain problematic?" Can you resolve conflict in your real life? Do you know how to dice vegetables or cook raw meat? Are the people in your life ones who feel loved by you? Do you enjoy your own company? Not tolerate, but enjoy?
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I wish I could just make everything go on pause.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you get the audio versions read by Tatiana maslany? Those are elite, she crushed that.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
I listened to the audiobooks again after reading SOTR and on a parallel to this, I had forgotten just how good those fucking books are!!!!
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
This exactly. My body goals have slowly shifted from Channing Tatum in magic mike, into John Goodman in the flintstones movie and that’s great for me
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Yaaaaaay bass coast weekend, all of the most annoying people in Vancouver are in the same place, not here.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
It really is always the two dumbest bitches in the room telling each other exactly.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
I hope Ozzy enjoys retirement and I hope Sharon gets hit by a bus so that can happen
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent
You know liberals are genuinely coping when they try to convince people tsartist rule was superior to the USSR
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
~crying on the ferry is a lifestyle~
Le Wokisme? or La Botte? (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) reposted
There was an elite consensus against transphobia so strong Texas’ Republican Speaker of the House Joe Straus refused to pass a transphobic law, the public broadly agreed, and then a few elite liberals took it upon themselves to make transphobia popular and more or less succeeded.
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
Kim Il-Sung was raised a Presbyterian. So we can add North Korea to the list of "things we can ultimately lay at the feet of John Calvin," along with Prussia, and the Dutch Republic.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Pizza is the best food but things with “pizza flavor” are the worst food, this is known as the Noid Paradox
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Yknow I was gonna leave this alone but this is actually too much. This literally only holds weight if you were 21+ in the 90s and in your mid 50s today because *you* haven’t updated your frames of reference. I’m intensely aware the world I grew up in would be impossible to navigate now.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Exactly! Always have water backstage for the divas
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
No one can convince me this isn’t a 30 rock parody movie
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Daily reminder that you don't need a Left Joe Rogan. Zohran wiped the floor with an establishment Dem in a race where he was being called a Muslim Socialist and absolutely no Rogan of the Left would have ever supported him. The kind of people who would fund a Left Rogan are rich Gillibrand Dems
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
James Bond movies today: I’m grappling with immense guilt and anxiety caused by my years of espionage James Bond movies in the 60s: My name is Gigantic Ass
jourdain searles (@judysquirrels.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
this bill is the end of democrats telling us wanting better is too much. the end of “we can’t go too far left”. we’ve never gone far enough and now the GOP set back the clock even more. the DNC does not support progress. all they care about is stasis, and that’s over now. it’s time for REAL fighting
A K (@aklingus.bsky.social) reposted
Tired: blaming the Dems for their weak kneed defenses of Mamdani during the passage of this bill from hell Wired: blaming the Dems for running so many tenured geriatrics that 3 of them died in the last five months, making it easier for the GOP to pass this bill from hell
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Folks rly clowning Kesha for putting out a bunch of singles before the album like baby that’s an independent artist she’s paying for this house wall by wall!
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
one of the most spiritually evil songs of all time
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
The correct top 3 based on what we all saw in that bracket should have been acid betty, Denali, and ginger.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Nvm her losing that lip sync had *devastating* consequences in the long run.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Phrasing man, I got so excited that man expired.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
2025 is so cool, the movie I wanna watch is behind a paywall on a streaming service I pay monthly for, I can split a hot dog into 7 monthly payments, and most of the job interviews I attend are for straight up scams or pyramid schemes.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Group of Japanese teenagers just told me I have good style so I’m good for compliments for the day, I’m full, ego BOOSTED.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Love that the mayoral race in New York is between the guy who wants to make the bus free and your rent cheaper, and the guy who killed your grandma and is being sued for sexual harassment and it kinda seems like a tough choice for some.
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social) reply parent
Was kinda wondering who in that person’s life is still using a lycos email address
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Hey girls my name’s Alaska, I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. (Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings or Marvel)
Desperately Seeking Suzanne Somers (@jamiefrickengib.bsky.social)
Congrats to NYC but the fact that it was that close between “admitted sex pest and guy who killed your grandma” and “guy who wants to make the bus free” is troubling.