Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on
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Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on
Its not even nine in Vegas, those tables are calling
That was the most terrifying performance by frogs since the second plague
Anyway, remember when Arizona State spent an offseason acting like they invented the idea of bringing in ex-NFL guys to run their program like the NFL? Called it the "New Leadership Model" and everything?
welcome to the big leagues billy b
Easy one
Bill if you get upset about uncalled holds in a college football game you’re ngmi
If there's any chance I'm gonna be around Jordan I'm wearing adidas. that will get you boxes of Jordan gear if he catches you
Can’t wait to lose $300 on made field goals
Nah he cries during Wish You Were Here, like me
Great time to remind everyone that Bill Belichick and Nick Saban went to a Pink Floyd show together in May 1994
Funny “maybe TCU isn’t very good” wasn’t considered as much as one might think given that TCU finished 5-7.
x.com/FDSportsbook... Still up!
Remember when some outlet was like “could Colorado beat 2019 LSU” and then Oregon beat them to death with hammers
She knew TCU would be vulnerable to some RPOs, would put their corners in a tough spot
Michael Jordan dressing like Michael Jordan even after all of these jokes about dressing like Michael Jordan is almost inspiring
“You know one of the most charismatic people to ever live? Like even his health issues are weirdly interesting? Yeah we got the exact opposite of that”
Venus lost to Serena in the 2002 US Open Final a day after her current doubles partner was BORN.
I can totally imagine that
If you’re an Alabama fan beating you has been storm the field worthy for like… sixteen years?
They might be but that does not have to be my business
They spend more on towels.
Like this is the most sorry for partying check ever written
Has any university in football history ever been genuinely mad about these fines
Sonny Dykes, if UNC starts pulling some crazy unexpected stuff.
The most wholesome comments section in the world is on videos from Metallica’s tour this year.
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The possibilities are endless
That includes a nontrivial number of chefs.
Yes chef www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
Exit Wounds is a movie where a loose cannon cop played by Steven Seagal investigates a drug dealer played by DMX and eventually discovers that this shady drug dealer is actually a SECRET COMPUTER BILLIONAIRE who went undercover as a drug dealer to expose the corrupt cops who framed his brother
Also people who should probably work through some things, they also love Hannibal
As a younger sister, the former was a LOT of it
Chefs love Hannibal (because the food design is exquisite)
For the first time in the history of the Mina Kimes Show I was able to one up a former player guest (@mikegolicjr.bsky.social) while discussing a football injury 🎧: apple.co/4g19CGo 📺: youtu.be/Kp8vzyJJKAA?...
i love watching the US Open because you’ll be locked in on two competitors playing tennis at the highest level, a shot-for-shot battle of the body and mind, and then the coverage will smash-cut to the most random celebrity you can think of just sitting in the stands eating a hot dog
youtu.be/SLCuL-K39eQ?...
Oh my god. We are the same person.
“What if Satan descends from the mountains every night and the skeletons of the dead dance for his pleasure? Also the dinosaurs all died of thirst, slowly and horribly. Fun!”
These are, as you might be able to tell, my communities
There is some overlap between the “Fantasia is my favorite Disney movie” community and the “kids who really preferred to talk to adults” community
When it’s not your day it is just not your day
Jamelle, welcome to “women’s clothing”
yeah see I think physical confrontations would have helped, my sister just did psychological warfare on me, like the MULTIYEAR PERIOD during which she referred to me as "the kid" and wouldn't speak directly to me. If I said something to her she'd say to my mom, "she's talking again."
The day I got to be taller than my sister was the day the power dynamic truly shifted.
Many such cases
HEY that movie ruled
I’d like a Men’s Magazine. *guy at convenience store hands me porn* Ew gross. I just wanted to read about boats. Pervert.
I would guess that like many people with older sisters, their relationship now is the best it’s ever been
Is there an amount of World War Two stuff that forces you to play it be worst game: were they a normal guy or subtle neonazi
youtu.be/nfLHJ4SMnJ4?...
Okay but seriously
If you don’t have an older sister you cannot understand how you can love someone, admire them as a person and also want to jam a tennis ball into their larynx
Thinking about how Venus and Serena used to play one another like absolute maniacs, just two strangers full of tennis rage
Having observed the results of the gallon challenge, no one would get on that bus
i support our 25-year old quarterbacks getting their fourth masters degree from their sixth college. sorry for being passionate about higher ed
Good news: we got you a first look deal with Carlos Santana’s new streaming channel Bad news:
but seriously, could you imagine??
👑👑👑👑
This was a helluva Week 1 for “first time starters who look like they’re being asked to control a fire truck on day 2 of driver’s ed”
Guy is 4-11 for his career and spent his entire time as FAU's kickoff specialist so of course you send him out for a long field goal with the game on the line and he fucking drills it. Why wouldn't you? Football is so easy.
At his zenith
I love modern art
All of them
Like I said
Woo we’re cristoballing
Mike Denbrock is calling the dumbest game and it’s working
He is OFFENDED
This is a great game which means it is absolutely horrible to be a Miami or Notre Dame fan right now
Props to the Canes fan just off camera on the 4K feed who’s been going all night
If Jeremiah Smith couldn’t make them work, what chance does anyone else stand
Wild interception for Miami, cheeky backheel pass from the Miami defender who missed the ball on the leap
Like I know it’s one game but good lord
Is this the best Miami’s defense has looked since … 2003?
Screens, never screens
Jane Coaston Thought is catching on
Oh my goodness
Both teams are running the all PI offense, a real tribute to me
If you want to destroy your evening youtu.be/MUboxacqgTU?...
It’s really good to see the Carr family doing well.
Now okay that’s good
Ridiculous
Shout out to Michael Irvin for not saying anything obviously obscene while microphones could hear him
So...Officially CJ indicated to the staff that he wanted to go away for college and make a legacy for himself, which I totally understand, especially given how his brother's tragic death from pediatric brain cancer created a much supported charity in U-M circles.
Replacing Al Golden, who is now with the Bengals, the most cursed timeline
I mean he appears to be the living embodiment of Chad Henne so this all tracks
Wait CJ Carr is Lloyd Carr’s grandson???
H. H. Holmes & Gardens
We have to have laws about this
Imagine someone that big running that fast directly at you.
20.20 in the 200.
www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Nyck Harbor ran a 10.11 100 meter. FYI.
Hell of a catch
Beamer knew what he was doing when he asked them to rekick it instead of taking the penalty
Lindsey Graham paying for incredibly sycophantic ads during South Carolina football games checks out in every way
“I just want Virginia Tech to play like Alabama.” The genie cackles deeply and prepares to grant this request.