Y’all he’s five. I know how fast it’s gonna go, but damn. That was straight up terrorism.
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Y’all he’s five. I know how fast it’s gonna go, but damn. That was straight up terrorism.
Omg mouse just asked if he can live here in college and I said of course he can. Or if he goes somewhere else he can come back. And he started crying at going to college in another state. And I’m crying too.
Mental health level: solo Costco shopping while blasting Alive with the glory of love. The world is burning but I’ve got a bunch of snacks.
El, playing Stratego, “mom? Guess what? This game is for TEN AND UP. And i DONT care.”
Co-chaired a fundraiser for Idaho legal aid tonight. I don’t have tallies yet, but it seemed like a huge success. Thanks to @yetiabides.online for being the emcee extraordinaire!
They cut my cotoneaster to the ground, my Currant to the ground. And removing the cedar branches took out all the shade for new ground cover. My yard looks so sterile. And it was wild and green and lush
Like my driplines? They did WAY more work than we agreed on, so it’s not like even the work they were supposed to do done badly.
lol I’m talking to a tree lawyer tomorrow. Or someone that knows about this at a much higher level than I do.
They weren't supposed to cut anything. They were hired to clean up several feet/decades of pine needles and cut down a Siberian elm.
Okay, they cut all my drip lines, took off ten feet of branches off a cedar (ruining my kids fort and shade), took out all the ground cover, chopped one dogwood down, cut the other in half, halved my hydrangeas, knocked a rock off my rock wall. This is so bad it almost feels intentional.
lol! Oregons gonna be one stop shopping here pretty quick
Welp there goes a foundational ally
So I just can’t get my kids boostered for Covid?
I’ve spent eight years working on my yard. I hired a landscape company to come do a clean up and they MASSACRED my trees and plants. They were NOT supposed to cut anything.
Chris got ceviche at Albertsons, and big surprise. He has food poisoning.
He’s so sweet. He was just wrestling me and we joke about being attacked by The Void.
Rudy’s been with us a month and it’s his first night sleeping on the bed. He’s outgrowing his under the bed apartment.
State court officials said threats against judges have become more common in recent years.
Im confused and resentful.
Have you tried using color coded flags to be better?
LOL they were not, unfortunately.
Things seem dire, DO GOOD and donate to arts. My alma mater, Boise High, expanded their ceramics program. They could use some help with supplies. Here is the Amazon Wishlist.
I’m so confused and annoyed
I USE WORD EXCLUSIVELY
Yall. I got an unsolicited 4 page single spaced word doc from my 22 year old assistant explaining to me how I can better manage my day/inbox/law firm. Im gonna have a stroke.
We don't yet have any idea what the ideology of the Kirk shooter was. But we do know that the Denver school shooter was a far-right white supremacist. www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/e...
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
YOWZERS it feels like its time to leave. I love everyone saying that violence isnt the answer to political disagreements and then are vowing to hunt leftists down in the streets.
OH LA LA
Falling asleep and Spike! starts sleep twitching. Which my brain registers as mouse. So no sleep for me tonight I guess.
“Circle YES or NO”
The Idaho state bar is hosting Jonathan Shapiro, who wrote How to be Abe Lincoln and Goliath. He’s a great storyteller, captivating and funny.
COME A LITTLE CLOSER WEVE GOT OTTERPOPS IN THE ICE BOX youtube.com/watch?v=UURK...
Your honor, motion to hit co-counsel next time they send me a chat GPT summary that DOESN'T APPLY TO WHAT I AM DOING.
Ive never had my rib meat hurt like this before!
I regret to inform you that I’m a PilatesMom now.
I think I managed to annoy enough people at the school that they got rid of the cake walk. Now it’s the sweet stroll or something like that,
I’ve seen this tweet response hundreds of times and it never gets less funny
Ooooh! I’d love that!!
Zohran wants universal childcare for everyone in this city and I hear people who NEED this asking 'OK but how will he pay for this?' I'm like 'bitch I haven't heard your ridiculous ass ask ONCE how the city is paying 11 BILLION A YEAR FOR COPS.' NOT ONCE. So damn demagogued.
Woah!! I didn’t think we had the climate
He came home one day hellbent on playing. Thankfully the y has a league!
El might be the only boy in the coed volleyball league. It doesn’t bother him in the slightest, but the amount of comments I’ve received. HELLO, ITS A MENS SPORT. Haven’t you seen Top Gun?
It’s the bad bitch cocktail!
I mean, if he’s gonna take away my lexapro and vyvanse and HRT, I better get something fun!
Text me bb.
Or you discover that you hate appellate work (meeeeeeee.)
ARE WE GETTING QUAALUDES?
RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check. In 1965: -42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now. -The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now. -Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
When we were at the fair, I saw an entire family in matching t shirts that said THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS, and I cannot imagine the level of mental illness it takes to go to that effort to procure those shirts and then wear them to the fair.
You know, if you want to go slurp up horse paste for every illness, you should at least let me be able to go get whatever vaccines I want.
I had a letter addressed to GORGON instead of Gordon and I cherished it.
Or the dragon watermark guy.
I’ve noticed there are some plaintiffs attorneys who focus on how much money they are going to get and others who focus on the injustice and wrong doing done to their client. Don’t be the first type. If you are, go find something else to do.
Like, as a health professional, how can they deal with these patient zeros sliming all over and refusing to take any precautions while they administer care?
Sitting at Luke’s urgent care bc I need a strep/covid test and had a POLITE little meltdown about sitting with people “snotting all over the place and not wearing masks” and another guy there gave me a solidarity chat.
I will never understand why more people aren't disgusted by the rightwing's obsession with children's genitals. It's creepy. It's weird. It's disturbing. It's the kind of political stance that should make a party anathema to any voter who isn't pro-pedophilia.
Old obituary headlines were way cool, TAKEN BY DEATH. ANDERSON SUCCUMBS.
Im gonna find the accusers descendants and then its ON SIGHT.
Direct descendant of Mary Bradbury who was CONVICTED of witchcraft but escaped hanging via bribery.
Tickets for Bright Eyes tomorrow are currently BOGO. Let’s be anguished together.
The jump between “libertarian” and far far left is really not very far.
Right!!?
I hope this email finds you balled up in a corner, weeping and cursing God.
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
LOL, probably in the Youth for Western Civilization happy hour.
Back in the day when I ended up in a Ron Paul /campaign for liberty announcement video
didn't have Mouse getting in a spat because a kid growled at him and Mouse growled back.
Jesus, this explains my dating skaters lifetime arc
It is retail genius!!
I don’t think the city arborist expected me to to give him a super bro-ey high five when he showed up to our office today.
The new rediscovered box location is beautiful
Lollllllll
Most of you know how hard it is for me to write this, but the mental health lead officer at Boise PD was incredibly helpful and kind.
The chirps or the soundtrack?!
You can hear his wings and his chirps
Hummingbird
Hummingbird
Yeah. The actual officer I spoke with finally was great.
Its a bad sign when you call the Boise PD and ask to talk to the behavioral response team and the person answering the phone is confused on what that is.
“Oh the police can put people on a hold.” THEY WILL NOT. They will try and arrest them and have them taken to jail, not a hospital. Once in jail, all hopes of mental health treatment are out the window.
It is impossible to get mental health services for someone who is not actively suicidal or voluntarily going somewhere
Yeah it’s the least punk bar
It’s been 8 years for me. What posers tho.
Their bouncers are super antagonistic to someone going through a mental health crisis and trying to pick a fight. De-escalation. Gave me the excuse “it’s Mulligan’s.”
Well fuck mulligans. What losers.
Nope. Checked mulligans even.
I did literally just pop my head into double check
IS HE?!
Currently walking around sixth and main like an asshole trying to find my brother
I hate to tell IDOC about all the "clear violations of policy" that happen there that they seemingly don't care about. Oops.
Im blaming the old country. Maybe we took cuts in the pierogi line in Galicia.
Okay, did someone fucking curse my bloodline and can I get an exorcism or cleansing or something?
Not that I know of, but I don’t want to go spend frivolous money there now.
And sorry my aesthetician works at the spa. And the owner sold the spa to somebody.
I’m legitimately so so so so sad. I love my aesthetician. I’m hoping they get me in contact with her.
Omg my aesthetician just sold her practice to magats.
its Jane at Jane Gordon Law dot com
That would be so amazing. Thank you. Ill DM you my email.
yes! the other side is using him and we need his letters.