Me to my coworker: Your Labubu looks so dumb... why would you wear that in public Also me: I got my Baggu a son
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Me to my coworker: Your Labubu looks so dumb... why would you wear that in public Also me: I got my Baggu a son
But I've also been fat forever so I have a lot of strategies and stuff at this point
I've started doing this if the appts are less than 6 mos apart. Like when I was getting iron infusions I was going once a week and I'd let them weigh me the first time and decline it the rest of the time. Was never a big deal.
I gotta start writing books like this
When I lived in FL in the 00s there was a big malaria outbreak because Gov Crist cut the mosquito cessation program
A thing that is so iconic is that my husband's grandmother (who raised him) had a child out of wedlock in the 1960s, and then gave the kid her last name and told everyone she was divorced. Chic of her tbh
Another day on reddit
hello
You can take your own selfies old man
I'm excited to see one of the Challengers ratboys is apparently a priest??
tfw seated opposite @brengep.bsky.social (feat @jenkinscolby.bsky.social)
bsky.app/profile/mich...
Gm who is stepping into their truth and power today
Graham Greene (1952–2025)
At a dinner party where I'm the only Gentile so they're letting me take all the cheese home, W
*disgusted* even peace?
BTS with @brengep.bsky.social
It's for the best. It was fun while it lasted, but ultimately fleeting
I feel like every time I fly, all the liquid in my body turns into gel
She only had one shoe so they had to
I liked Jack White in "Cold Mountain" a lot. He also contributed to the soundtrack.
Kurosawa's High and Low is a train movie
Wow... the big guns
Honestly a valid interpretation; the Bible does say it is better to be hot or cold, and if you are neither God will spit you out of His mouth. Point for atheists
If I only had one tight paragraph to summarize the entire concept and context of "Love thy neighbor," I would definitely include 100% of this information
It’s over for you hoes
Low key isn't this what Hunger Games is
So this is the Trump-branded 18F, basically?
He would forget to have his lawsuit notarized
Floated it to a couple of people but they said it might be IP theft 😔
I still feel like having a dramatic table read of this script with a freewill donation would be an amazing fundraiser
Troubling when an attorney is that bad at citing a source
Tw: Dave Begley
I burn a lot of candles, that surely counts
They are selling silver bars in the Costco cafe for some reason
Governor Pillen wants to hand Nebraska’s Work Ethic Camp in McCook over to ICE without legislative approval, public input, or transparency. This raises not just ethical concerns, but serious legal, fiscal, and safety questions. My colleagues and I are calling for answers.🧵
Me when I hear about pro se ChatGPT
Why is there a bar table in the Costco parking lot
And a fountain pop
But after the asskicking you get to pick out 1 bulk treat
Meet me in Lavista
At least i get to go to Costco later
Worked in civil rights for a few years and this has definitely been coming down the pike for a little bit--refocusing civil rights/hate crimes to be about religion (especially Christianity and "antisemitism") and moving away from racial identity etc. New EEOC chair Andrea Lucas has said as much.
You can show them. Cops can't stop you
Especially since women talk about it with each other constantly. But if we say it to men, we get told we're too picky, gold diggers, etc.
I was one of the judges and this is only partially true.... we were all in agreement on the winner
Misogyny would explain both, but unfortunately it’s illegal to suggest people really really hate women
No thoughts
Can't remember if he ever made fun of Beau Biden but it feels likely
Said that he didn't like McCain because he preferred people who hadn't been captured.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Michael's comments (and desk-pounding) made it onto the news bsky.app/profile/wowt...
I've forgotten more about American history than you'll ever know
No but I will pass along your inquiry if that changes
You think we went to wars for freedom? Lol ok guy
1. We do 1.a. sometimes they kill us for it
The parole board in my state was failing to make quorum so often it was contributing to the prison overcrowding crisis. They are not gods. flatwaterfreepress.org/the-full-neb...
Omaha City Council today voted on a resolution to remove references to diversity, equity, and inclusion from the city budget, which fortunately failed 4-3. My husband spoke against the measure, calling it "shameful".
Is this including federal holidays
I could see one riddle a day but three seems excessive
i can't believe she got engaged on national dog day. typical cat owner behavior
Delete this
Lol no, I am married to a nice person, but this of course was not always the case
Bout time I get paid to be on the pill
Someone wrote in to ask about my last priest i think
Get a stray cat colony in your neighborhood so that you're incentivized to walk over there and see how big the babies are getting, that's my secret
This is normal for me, I take an angry little walk around the park at 6 am most days
Hi Micah happy Tuesday
Hope it stays that way
I'm intrigued (?) to hear national pundits talk about our crime-ridden streets, especially as a woman who takes walks before the sun is up every day
Since Omaha has a black Democratic mayor, anyone want to get a betting pool going on how soon Trump will inflict the National Guard on us
Nightmare blunt rotation/government coalition
I like how she's bragging about having windows while also defending the fact that not everybody lives indoors (?)
everyone say happy 38th birthday to Thibodaux
Lord why do you burden us with a Task
Me: Sometimes boys can become girls or girls can become boys Kid I nannied: That's weird Me: It's not very kind to call other people's bodies weird Kid: Oh okay, I'm sorry And then it never came up again
as far as explaining gender to kids, "some people switch from boy to girl or boy to girl or whatever" is like a hundred times easier than explaining that we saw their teacher at the grocery store because she does not live at the school
Oh I need it
Icing on this is that the quote tweet is from the reporter the Adams team allegedly tried to bribe
I’m watching The View [crowd boos] … the freakin’ Parallax View, that is! [crowd goes fucking wild]
And not due to principle
How could I leave experiences like this behind?? I can't get these kinds of interactions with men anywhere else
Total missed opportunity, dang
Went to see Highest 2 Lowest and Michael panicked at the ticket book and asked for tickets for 2 Fast 2 Furious
*Vanessa Carlton voice* Snacking my way through lunch
Would fix me
We were honestly making jokes about how men should wait in the car with the windows cracked and a chill tuned playlist
I always want to be like "he can't come but I know a good couple's therapist who could help with your codependency issues"
Why would a man be there!!!!!
In a pinch we have let them sit in the back of the store, but Leah doesn't really like doing that because that's where she keeps, like, her stuff
I help organize a plus-size clothing swap for women/femmes about once a quarter, and every time we do it, we get multiple people asking if they can bring their boyfriends/husbands along to just hang out
I don't think society has figured out how to "make" websites yet
