Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) / Redsky

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

A face down, bottoms approach is even more preferable if we’re being honest

12/9/2025, 9:53:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

“They are totally radical, tubular even! Dare I say gnarly, it might get me trouble but I’ll say it. Gnarly!”

12/9/2025, 4:29:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

With tears in his eyes he drops to his knees and unzips the pants of the closest man to him

12/9/2025, 2:57:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Party of personal accountability

12/9/2025, 2:53:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The shift in pedophilia tracks, too

11/9/2025, 9:22:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Easy to locate in Utah

11/9/2025, 5:14:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there no room in this discussion for the role being played by provocateurs?

11/9/2025, 4:01:43 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That Liberal Hellscape, Utah

11/9/2025, 3:48:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m only interested if Bob Walk will be doing the broadcast in Spanish

11/9/2025, 3:46:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

One more and they’re taking back the plane

11/9/2025, 3:21:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

“Next year” is the new “Two weeks”

11/9/2025, 2:58:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

For whom the Bell’s Palsy tolls

11/9/2025, 2:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s easier to just say nothing and move on…

11/9/2025, 1:00:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

If this chuckle fuck is on the ballot in 28 I’ll be staying home

11/9/2025, 12:55:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That doesn’t get the clicks

11/9/2025, 2:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not “anything”

11/9/2025, 1:18:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but this is some straight up choir preaching. We ain’t the ones who need to grow the fuck up

11/9/2025, 12:34:02 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a twist I did not see coming!

11/9/2025, 12:32:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Clutch those pearls

10/9/2025, 11:42:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

And I thought I had a problem with denial when it comes to death…

10/9/2025, 10:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s cope

10/9/2025, 10:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Liberal Hellscape

10/9/2025, 9:10:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

If it involves “unaliving oneself” it might be worth it

9/9/2025, 9:44:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

21 Trump Street

9/9/2025, 12:47:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

When you’re a Republican they let you get away with anything

9/9/2025, 12:39:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

He could fuck a kid on live tv and the media would compliment his prowess

8/9/2025, 10:55:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

Stella

8/9/2025, 1:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/9/2025, 7:34:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a choad

6/9/2025, 7:33:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Cracker Barrel was a savvy two-week marketing stunt.

5/9/2025, 11:05:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re not wrong

5/9/2025, 11:04:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The gang-banger/auto-worker. That’s just the grind set mentality, bro

5/9/2025, 9:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Well… * waves at the last sixty years of American history*

5/9/2025, 9:16:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

This assumes they were indeed cartel members. Now, can I trust these same people to deliver a successful economic policy? They seem to do what they want that immediately benefits themselves. This action in the Caribbean is just more evidence.

5/9/2025, 9:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not “smarter” he’s just shameless and that is a critical distinction.

5/9/2025, 3:43:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The check must be good

3/9/2025, 11:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

And release the Epstein files

3/9/2025, 12:25:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

MLB does not elect players into the Hall of Fame. That is done by the Baseball Writers Association of America. *pushes up my glasses*

31/8/2025, 5:24:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

31/8/2025, 3:13:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The right has the market cornered on bad-faith counter arguments

30/8/2025, 2:43:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

This fucking guy…

A caricature of this Hohman fella whining about having no hair on his body; including his testicles.

29/8/2025, 2:57:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s clear they’re all using each other but I’ve been waiting to see who was going to knife the other first…

29/8/2025, 12:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn’t amplifying it give it air?

29/8/2025, 1:08:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re certainly revolting

26/8/2025, 6:00:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

I just read the latest issue of Absolute Batman by @ssnyder1835.bsky.social and while I have no idea what’s happening it’s awesome!

26/8/2025, 5:59:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Artificial is her specialty

26/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

“THIS TIME ITS OVER”

26/8/2025, 12:42:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Translation: “I fucked those kids”

22/8/2025, 7:02:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 2:38:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Today this would be 12-issues, a $10 one-shot, and end with a reboot of the series.

21/8/2025, 2:22:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Skibidi rizz

21/8/2025, 2:21:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The bottom of the Cracker Barrel

21/8/2025, 2:20:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Heavens!

21/8/2025, 2:18:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA Joe

20/8/2025, 5:39:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, those infamous hippies born in the 1930s.

20/8/2025, 5:37:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That line won’t play in the flyover states

20/8/2025, 12:43:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Fiscal responsibility

18/8/2025, 12:39:10 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 11:42:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the greats

16/8/2025, 11:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a guy, nice enough guy, with this concern about his kid when they go to school. “Monkey see; monkey do”. I wouldn’t call him a “moron”, but it’s definitely irrational.

15/8/2025, 7:15:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro needs to lay off the Ozempic before his cheeks invert

14/8/2025, 1:16:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Against the wall Maria Bartiromo!

14/8/2025, 1:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Won’t somebody think of the carbon dioxide!?

13/8/2025, 10:52:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Total undermine

10/8/2025, 4:06:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Kill it with fire

8/8/2025, 1:03:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

What about-ism is lazy

8/8/2025, 12:31:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

YUP

7/8/2025, 4:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s an awkward phrase for the Texas governor

7/8/2025, 4:06:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called Pinterest

7/8/2025, 12:47:32 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

Great for pizza and polyamory!

6/8/2025, 9:34:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

No Good Guy with a gun?

6/8/2025, 4:40:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like drinking alcohol for the taste

6/8/2025, 4:34:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, sciatica, the number one killer of migrant people

5/8/2025, 4:36:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

His son campaigned for Trump so don’t be so certain…

4/8/2025, 6:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social)

Everyday is a good day to draw #Superman! #sketchbook

Pencil drawings of Superman done in a cartoon style. In the left pose Superman appears to be flying jovially and look back to an unseen individual. In the right pose Superman heroically halts a meteor falling out of the sky.

4/8/2025, 4:13:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, she’s not bringing anything to the table. DNC needs a hard reboot

2/8/2025, 8:03:50 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/8/2025, 1:18:52 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Trafficking minors to own the libs

2/8/2025, 1:03:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t believe I’m non-plussed about the Hulk being in a Spider-Man movie…

1/8/2025, 9:59:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

In the long run who gains from tanking the economy?

1/8/2025, 9:56:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 5:49:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And if they don’t? Another 60-days…

31/7/2025, 7:39:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Wild, Wild West by The Escape Club

31/7/2025, 4:21:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Art of the Deal

31/7/2025, 3:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taco Thursday

31/7/2025, 3:21:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Use the free trial to make a poop joke and then move on to the next shiny thing

31/7/2025, 1:00:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad it wasn’t just me that picked up on that

30/7/2025, 10:44:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

I Googled it (so you know it’s official) and it looks like it’s no-joke. I had no idea

30/7/2025, 3:48:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the impact of a one foot wave?

30/7/2025, 3:42:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s either an unrepentant pedophile or his faculties are absolutely compromised.

30/7/2025, 3:39:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The hand-wringing and pearl-clutching would be off the charts

28/7/2025, 12:56:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Love it

28/7/2025, 1:14:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Just the thing an algorithm programmed to elicit monetizable engagement would say…

27/7/2025, 11:01:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re very passionate but not very clever. Having said this, I’m not sure I’ve seen the posts you’re referencing and am thinking of the posts that my boomer lib aunts are flooding their feeds with on Facebook.

27/7/2025, 10:51:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s their form of resistance

27/7/2025, 10:48:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a choose your own adventure movie

27/7/2025, 4:58:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/7/2025, 1:22:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

These being “vintage” when I can still vividly recall them being new is a real kick in the pants.

26/7/2025, 9:54:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

The pending CBS gig is going to come with a lot of scrutiny. Need to tighten everything up!

25/7/2025, 8:07:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jared Catherine (@jaredcatherine.bsky.social) reply parent

Glad they’re taking care of the important stuff…

25/7/2025, 6:18:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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