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Jared Gonia

@jaredgonia.bsky.social

I make stuff. he/him

created May 5, 2023

3,782 followers 996 following 32,586 posts

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Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

💛

3/9/2025, 5:54:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ∫ lisa b dt ✡️🦄🇵🇸 | DIRE NEED: ~$350 | see pinned tysm (@handle.invalid) reposted reply parent

please help share we really need to pay the power we've already lost out on around $250 of aid for power and are at risk of so much worse, my hands are going numb all the neuro pain has gotten worse and it's still over a month to my neuro appt. please. ty. 💜🦄 💕💸 cash.app/$lisaflutterby

2/9/2025, 1:50:35 AM | 7 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Now you're just making up animals

3/9/2025, 5:16:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww

3/9/2025, 5:14:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

rip

3/9/2025, 5:09:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Go go gadget extendo spine

3/9/2025, 5:07:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Not in a long time

3/9/2025, 5:05:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Chironis (@kchironis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

nobody talks about how hard it is to ask your new friend to deliver a message across town and then finish with a mandatory combat encounter when everything goes south afterwards 💔 normalize this!!

3/9/2025, 4:54:13 AM | 43 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren Flans (@laurenflans.bsky.social) reposted

Proud to be a Boy Mom™️

My son, who is a smol dachshund-mix, sitting on a rug and looking at the camera
3/9/2025, 3:55:58 AM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

🤞

3/9/2025, 3:58:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

adorable son you have

3/9/2025, 3:57:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sid (@sidvicious.ca) reposted

saw this on facelessbook and it me

a drawing of a crying goblin with the text When I say I'm going GOBLIN MODE you need to understand that sometimes Goblins get very sad. Goblins are very complex They have many modes
2/9/2025, 6:45:02 PM | 716 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

bun day!

3/9/2025, 3:48:04 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3066 had better think of his future

A bunny sits on a beanbag in his messy room, where he is confronted by his uptight dad wearing a suit. The 'slacker' bunny wears a backwards basebal cap and a tank top over a t shirt that says
3/9/2025, 3:44:25 AM | 869 178 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted

Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted

3/9/2025, 2:55:56 AM | 5234 1569 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

thinking ears

3/9/2025, 3:39:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet it feels really good to claw a couch

3/9/2025, 3:38:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

The babies!

3/9/2025, 3:37:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a pretty serious tether

3/9/2025, 3:34:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hana Michels (Personal Account) (@hanamichels.bsky.social) reposted

Human, I know you are jolting in and out of numbness and overwhelm towards the world’s great suffering but my gelatinous meats have been the same flavor two nights in a row.

Black cat staring emotionlessly at camera
3/9/2025, 2:09:27 AM | 64 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shenanigans (@shenanigans.bsky.social) reposted

Knees are a little too important for how easy it is to destroy them imo

7/7/2025, 10:18:35 PM | 559 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Met him once at a mall photo op. Nice guy.

3/9/2025, 3:14:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

gamers only want one thing and it's disgusting

3/9/2025, 3:13:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

power donut

3/9/2025, 3:06:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

3/9/2025, 2:45:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective (@crimethinc.com) reposted

Today, we are remembering David Graeber, who passed away five years ago. “Nothing could conceivably be more violent than to tell us—and particularly our young people—we are forbidden to even dream of a peaceful, caring, world.” crimethinc.com/ShockofVictory 🧵⬇️

A photograph of David Graeber carrying a bag on the subway. The bag reads
2/9/2025, 10:19:42 PM | 561 155 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dunkin’ Cruller Carl (@keithdecent.bsky.social) reposted

The newest version of my favorite little product is more egalitarian than ever Digital files for the Gigasaurus are up at keithdecent.com for the super low price of: Pay what you want The price is a donation to my whole enterprise. You can do what you want with it, just credit me #3dprint #bsnm 🧶

A 10 inch plastic stegosaurus but the plates are SD and MicroSD cards slotted into its back and tail
2/9/2025, 11:51:02 PM | 28 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

"how many gigs you got in that saurus?"

3/9/2025, 1:54:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

mind blown

3/9/2025, 1:51:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝 (@fishsqueezer.bsky.social) reposted

I hear you're into smut... 🌱🍄📷

A partially shucked ear of corn on a wooden counter is half covered in blobby gray mushrooms.
2/9/2025, 11:25:09 PM | 109 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

🤘

3/9/2025, 1:48:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds good too.

3/9/2025, 1:43:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

When you put peanut butter on warm toast, you know?

3/9/2025, 1:29:56 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

3/9/2025, 1:25:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reposted

Spending all my money because things can only get a lot better or a lot worse.

2/9/2025, 1:22:20 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reposted

We gotta get those moon witches on this

2/9/2025, 7:52:30 PM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤯

2/9/2025, 10:16:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mare (can't spell horses without OSRS) (@marenextdo.org) reposted

lifehack: if you have a ton of laundry to do, rent one of those cheap uhaul pickups, put all your clothes in the bed, and go through a drive-through carwash

2/9/2025, 10:13:09 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Asking the doctor to give me the trump cocktail

2/9/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh

2/9/2025, 10:13:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 33664 9210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) (@merovingians.bsky.social) reposted

this is the first time a major Democratic elected has actually told his supporters what they can do in the face of this as far as I can tell

2/9/2025, 8:45:05 PM | 1576 436 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gef the Toking Mongoose (@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social) reposted

Red green from the television show the Red green show sitting at his desk saying
2/9/2025, 10:01:25 PM | 75 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

The kids are wild 😂

2/9/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure. I think even if you put resin over it it wouldn't stay that white. Just have to enjoy it when you see it!

2/9/2025, 9:12:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

Family time can be helping Pops weld patches on his truck frame.

2/9/2025, 8:22:22 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alicia (@heyalicia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Poster with a woodcut illustration of four old women with the devil. The women are holding dolls and demons fly overhead. Text reads: Witches: we need you Hex on NRA Curse for Trump Love potion for all Earth peoples
2/9/2025, 8:05:43 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

We gotta get those moon witches on this

2/9/2025, 7:52:30 PM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

Haven't watched anything. Is he still alive?

2/9/2025, 7:24:54 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎉

2/9/2025, 5:53:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture An Evan (@elsplice.bsky.social) reposted

going to sleep for some minutes -vs- staying up forever for no reason reading and posting bullshit the battle of our time

2/9/2025, 4:49:54 AM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cen Galdre (@cengaldre.com) reposted

Or just grab a small gift from my shop right now! Like this Walnut and brass bardiche charm. www.galdrecraft.com/product/hous...

Bardiche engraved into a walnut token, suspended on antique brass chain. Bardiche engraved into a walnut token, suspended on antique brass chain.
2/9/2025, 5:43:37 AM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just chilling

2/9/2025, 5:46:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww

2/9/2025, 5:42:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah sooooda

2/9/2025, 5:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Good boy Spot

2/9/2025, 5:34:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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working at the car wash

2/9/2025, 3:59:59 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Quinn (@willquinnart.bsky.social) reposted

Daily bunny no.3065 doesn't miss a spot

Three bunnies have a carwash, with a hose, cloth and soapy water. A fourth bunny sits inside the car, ineffectively using the windshield wiper as they look through the windshield
2/9/2025, 3:58:17 AM | 2094 471 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

oooh

2/9/2025, 3:42:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

But moooom

2/9/2025, 3:12:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

Some cool mycelium on this block of wood.

White lines of mycelium running around fractally on a cut log end
2/9/2025, 3:10:25 AM | 67 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

Looks like moving day for ants.

A bunch of ants with wings around the holes they came out of.
2/9/2025, 2:59:30 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Sen (@conorsen.bsky.social) reposted

*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE

2/9/2025, 1:39:42 AM | 614 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

every day is one day closer

2/9/2025, 2:40:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh wow

2/9/2025, 2:35:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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o no

2/9/2025, 2:35:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

The cool thing about a White House announcement these days is that it’s either they took the woke out of Cheetos or we just invaded Venezuela. No in between. I’d love to hear something about Trump more directly but I’m convinced the news we’re all waiting for will just happen without warning.

2/9/2025, 2:21:00 AM | 566 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

just kinda around the dog

2/9/2025, 2:31:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're doomed

2/9/2025, 2:25:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday to you and your face! 🎉

2/9/2025, 1:42:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

2/9/2025, 1:38:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mjjii (@mjjii.com) reposted

digital drawing. looks like crayon. cat riding a bicycle. text: happy birthday mr. labor
2/9/2025, 1:05:39 AM | 124 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture medium rare beef 🐈💨 (@beefy-knees.com) reposted

You should be able to run a report to identify which deities you’ve offended

1/9/2025, 10:41:52 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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💛

2/9/2025, 1:28:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

is that still legal

2/9/2025, 1:22:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social)

Spending all my money because things can only get a lot better or a lot worse.

2/9/2025, 1:22:20 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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and then some

2/9/2025, 1:21:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krista D. Ball. Author. Potato lover. Canada Goose. (@kristadb1.bsky.social) reposted

Heading to Emergency vet folks. buy my books omg

1/9/2025, 11:50:20 PM | 68 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Spong (@pilgrimdear.bsky.social) reposted

Remember: it’s 100% free and legal to start building a playlist now so that you’re ready to roll when It Happens

2/9/2025, 1:11:22 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

niiiice

2/9/2025, 1:11:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Miller (@joshmillerlite.bsky.social) reposted

Damn. RIP Graham Greene. Legend.

image image image image
1/9/2025, 11:01:45 PM | 115 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted reply parent

You can't watch this and not want a red Stratocaster

2/9/2025, 12:32:46 AM | 121 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

You going fishing?

2/9/2025, 12:56:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looks good

2/9/2025, 12:51:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gn

2/9/2025, 12:50:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zvi (@fredfred.bsky.social) reposted

And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self

1/9/2025, 10:28:03 PM | 1554 367 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:07:36 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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At noon all lanes of traffic should change direction

1/9/2025, 7:01:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Become one with us Geoffreigh

1/9/2025, 6:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice

1/9/2025, 6:56:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Joe was sleepy!!

1/9/2025, 6:53:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dot 🧶⚒️ she/her (@daughterofmercury.bsky.social) reposted

I have a tendency to forget to share my work that isn't hair spikes 🙃 So please enjoy this video of some patches, belt buckles, lamellar armour, and hats! Cool shit to be had at daughter-of-mercury-metalworks.myshopify.com 😎 #bsnm #jewellery #handmade #blacksmith 🧶 ⚒️

1/9/2025, 6:50:37 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jared Gonia (@jaredgonia.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think any of my people ever gathered for this.

1/9/2025, 6:45:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you weren't supposed to labor they would have called it no labor day or something.

1/9/2025, 4:21:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are gathering?

1/9/2025, 4:17:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paranormal parasocial relationship

1/9/2025, 4:16:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labor babes

1/9/2025, 4:09:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jordan (@jordantyranny.bsky.social) reposted

WORKING CLASS UNITE!

WORKING CLASS UNITE! #laborday #workingclass #labor
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1/9/2025, 4:07:36 PM | 28 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

99% of all issues on here are solved by 1) follow at least 500-600 people 2) block annoying people Once you do it it’s a wonderful experience

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