I’ve never had a stronger desire to see something put on a little top hat and start doing a Hello My Baby dance
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I’ve never had a stronger desire to see something put on a little top hat and start doing a Hello My Baby dance
*keeps pronouncing Bluesky like 'brewski'*
“Unfortunately, ‘Folie à Deux’ was already taken’
I don’t even care what it’s about, if you name your movie The Bone Temple I’m there opening night
Yeah it’s sort of funny but I’m a 100% unironic believer in that “good times create weak men” shit now, it’s totally accurate, it’s just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
The Soggy Bottom Boys Will Return in Avengers: Doomsday
we're about to be blessed with the funniest photo of our lives
possibly, but they'd have to give him a cone too
You’re laughing. Rudy Giuliani got kicked in the head by a horse after pulling on its tail and singing ‘Clang Clang Clang Goes The Trolley’ and you’re laughing
“It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography”
vaxxed?
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=flD-...
repeatedly emailing tens of millions of people that he is thinking a lot about what will happen when he dies is definitely helping, he should send more of these. i've only gotten like four of these in the last few days, keep it up, sir.
even if he isn't, he's seeing how we'll all react when he actually is, so this is pretty win-win
....someone's going to sing Memory at the funeral, aren't they
when it happens someone’s going to make the most condescending “ummm you know this doesn’t solve all of our problems, right?” post and boy will I be enjoying that block button
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
*pirate voice* Darren ARRRonofsky
Funniest possible outcome would be Joe Biden outliving him
Fuck I love this guy. He's a breath of fresh air. #Resist
many thanks! and thanks for the repost
once more for luck
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
It’s crazy that America just like. Destroyed science. Just looked at its golden goose and went “wow should we kill this? And not for the gold, but just because we fucking hate this thing” And if you tell random people about it they go “no, that doesn’t seem true” and just refuse to believe you
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
🚨Border Patrol arrested two firefighters who were actively fighting a wildfire at the time. When the other members of the crew asked for a chance to say goodbye, a Border Patrol agent told the crew member “you need to get the f*ck out of here. I’m going to make you leave.”
Wouldn't be a proper birthday if I didn't indulge in a little self promotion, soooooo...... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlK...
hell yeah
and many more to come, hopefully! send these to any studio heads or obscenely wealthy patrons you know, perhaps?
The Tape Viewable on www.badamitvchannel.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQh...
Yes, I'm Awake Now www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnHB...
Night Terror Part 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ybd...
Night Terror www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFPe...
Desecration www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3k...
I'll Be Here www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qje...
The Pact www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0M7...
3 A.M. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnwt...
Girl In The Basement (EXTREMELY NSFW) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcn2...
The Answer www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1A3...
The Earth Rejects Him www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcDX...
The Music of Erich Zann www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2xk...
Wouldn't be a proper birthday if I didn't indulge in a little self promotion, soooooo...... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZlK...
This is fucking cool. www.fangoria.com/the-toxic-av...
Rare victory
anyway here’s my reel. they’re all horror, so they’re better than other movies youtu.be/eZlKt0rUvHk?...
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Frankly a lot of movies out there are too good to NOT be horror. Seven Samurai? Transcends the drama genre, becomes something more: A horror movie.
Doesn’t matter how many great horror movies get made, doesn’t matter how many times they’ve saved the theatrical movie business since Covid…the genre still can’t get any respect. The “it’s not a horror movie” crowd is always there. This includes filmmakers who can’t admit they made a horror movie.
There’s a Tim Burton movie that stars Mark Wahlberg. Still kinda weird saying it out loud
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
AI is starting to secretly edit your files. This is a red alert as Big Tech slips into authoritarianism. New from me: buttondown.com/creativegood...
the people that muzzled him should be put in incredibly close proximity to a shitload of scorpions
yo
apart from electing a black president nothing has driven more Americans irrevocably insane than the requirement that they participate in the collective good
If the recommendation to Democrats was to speak plainly, casually, like a normal person having a real conversation rather than like a politician stumbling through jargon, they’d be gushing about Mamdani and telling Dems to be more like him. But they’re not, because they really mean something else.
clearly he was cursed after slaying Nago the Boar God while defending his village
big straw hat too
If all our politicians have to be crooks can we have one that at least looks like he enjoys it? So sick of the dead-eyed gargoyle men, give me at least one jolly Charles Durning type that wears a big sash with GOV on it or something
clearly he was cursed after slaying Nago the Boar God while defending his village
meta is truly the least-essential oligarchy holding an iron grip on society. they don't even make anything. not really. their premiere product is a grandma-make-insaner that nobody under 45 uses willingly and they're constantly breaking the law like they have the birthday boy privilege of a raytheon
hell yeah
heroic use of "buddy" in "you gonna fuck a couch buddy" (video via x.com/ArthurDelane...)
same but they won't come back with their tails between their legs, they'll just move on to the next scam
Barron:
"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
Hello. I wrote a nice long essay about AI and this very strange moment where we're constantly told we're living in the dawn of a strange new future but the only thing that's actually clear is that everyone feels pretty unmoored and uncertain. I hope you'll read it
I just want one moment where the Xenomorph skitters across a hallway making this noise www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cJ...
Is there an official title we can make up for Newsom so he can bully Trump full time and also be legally prohibited from running for president
weird way to announce getting cast as Waluigi
God damn. What a life and what a career. reut.rs/4fCvNCy
On top of everything else, seeing someone characterize the process of "learning how to do something" as "hazing" makes me genuinely sad
This is a picture of Harlan Ellison next to a woman in a dress made of unsold mousepads from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream point and click adventure game
Yeah that’s how extinction level events work dude
"Liberals already ruined it" shows the plot here. These aren't impartial law enforcement officers protecting all citizens. They are partisan paramilitary militia, terrorizing domestic opponents.
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
Longlegs got a haircut
Unsheathing a foot long sandwich from its wrapper like a Hattori Hanzo sword