Rip up his contract. Sell him to Turkey. Strap him to a rocket headed into the Sun. I don't care. I just don't want to see that genocidal freak in the squad ever again.
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Rip up his contract. Sell him to Turkey. Strap him to a rocket headed into the Sun. I don't care. I just don't want to see that genocidal freak in the squad ever again.
Need to get Rangers/Lazio/Marseille on a conference call and don't end it until one of them agrees to take Solomon
So did our medical staff accidentally kill Solanke or???
Assuming we signed 4 or 5 players while I was out today?
At least we broke Man City again
In the car most of the day today so everyone else can go ahead and brace for some bombas
Goofs acting like they're winning a playoff game when they're barely holding on against the 4th best team from the Dakotas
42 seconds to make some magic boys
Aaaaaand there it is
I am about to be crushed by a football game ffs
Please don't lose this now
THE SICKOS ARE POSTING ABOUT US WE ARE OFFICIALLY A FOOTBALL SCHOOL
2 MINUTES LEFT DO NOT SCREW THIS UP I AM BEGGING
WE'RE WINNING AGAIN CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS
Bit annoying that we're hanging right there with a top 25 FBS team right now but a month from now we'll be faceplanting against directional Iowa schools
Just got home and we are no longer winning smh
Hockey AND football school imo
Checking in from work to say OH MY GOD LET'S FREAKING GO F'ING HAWKS CAW CAW CAW
The French children have been good since coming on at least
That was the chance
Another season of using this coys
Excuse me I'm trying to watch the match
No chance we escape this match without a red at this rate
Well
Put Michael McIntyre on the bench over the genocidal loser imo
FIRST MATCH I CAN WATCH THIS SEASON COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS
2-1 Spurs, Kudus
Frank Out for putting him in the squad
Woke up to a breaking news notification but it was about something completely unrelated ffs
Just realized that we start this season on the road against a top 25 FBS team. Season going to be over quick this year lmao ffs
Tom Emmer wants to repeal trans refuge. He can’t, and we won’t.
I've never thought of it like that but now that's all I'll ever see 😂
How to best unwind after work on a Friday:
Checking in from work to say WE GAVE HIM THE NUMBER SEVEN WTF????
Quick glance at his IG and it's pretty clear that the Simons/Solanke linkup is about to go crazy. Anime nerds unite.
FINALLY
Spurs surge into the lead in the race for Leipzig's Xavi Simons by also offering to take Werner off their hands again too (Source: jaredthfc 🥇)
$1000 to the charity of choice of any Spurs player who breaks both of P*rtey's legs
Spurs with a fairly doable European draw
Lol
What's a Grimsby Town?
Such a lovely person
Announce literally anyone
This man is the biggest goober of all time my god
Seems like a genuinely good guy. Been rooting for him for so long.
OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER
Either our long national nightmare is over or we're about to have another van de Velde level moment
Man takes this *very* seriously
The volunteer turning into Marshawn to mark the ball was entertaining at least
Really not a fan of Tommy turning into the chaotic version of Jordan Spieth whenever he's in/near the lead on Sunday
He's absolutely a top 12 American at the moment but I just don't know if he wants to pick himself and only play Sunday singles. It wouldn't be wrong to take himself over Burns/Young but I'm not fully convinced that he does it.
Keegan's going to win this and we're going to get even more Ryder Cup discourse smh
Someone's enjoying the nice weather I think
Scheels in Fargo about to make so much money it's not even funny
Bomba when I wake up or consequences @ Tottenham
Son Heung-min's first MLS goal for LAFC is a golazo of a free kick.
Sadly just remembered the one thing that can (and likely will) ruin my weekend:
Even putting aside the North London rivalry they really have to be one of the most unlikable teams in the world
4-0 up in stoppage time and they're diving for pens. Absolutely garbage team.
Spurs winning the league Perfect weather for the first time this summer College Football is back Catering job tonight looks like a fairly easy one Everything's coming up Milhouse
Back to back PL wins: Ruben Amorim: 0 Thomas Frank's Spurs: 1
Every other team looking up the table at Spurs:
Sad scenes at Etihad as fans evacuate the stadium. Hearing rumours of COYS
You'd think that a city the size of Manchester would be able to produce at least 1 good football team imo
CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK
Installed Fotmob for the first time a few weeks ago and it's awesome because it's currently a random Friday afternoon and I'm fist pumping because an Irish child just helped his team score a goal
POPCORN CLOUDS
Sander Berge
Sarr followed closely by Richy
Don't know how good he is but very happy I'll get to cheer for a guy named Boomer DeMars
Really fun how quickly you get a headache when painting a basement room coys
Logging on to check on any transfer news/updates:
Announce Nkoudou
I can’t understand the mindset of a person who sees masked snatch squads disappearing people off the street and thinks “This will never affect me.” How do you convince yourself that once it finishes with all the Bad People the state’s paramilitary kidnapping function is going to disband itself.
France's longest land border is with Brazil
Recommended this to a library patron a few weeks ago. She came in this morning to thank me and said she's making her husband read it now and she suggested it to her reading group. Made my morning much better tbh
Wait are you saying the guy from the league that made Bas Dost look world class might be a fraud???
Always loved the Rose reaction to Lamela too
Officially in my 30s
Noticed a wet spot in my room before work this morning and thought the cat had an accident. Got home and turns out the gutter blew off in the storm overnight, rain pooled by the house, and seeped into the basement library. Spent the last 3 hours emptying 9 bookcases and cutting out carpet. Weeeee
Richarlison and Lamela statues outside the main gate 10 years from now:
When he leaves (hopefully never) Richarlison needs to be remembered the same way as Lamela imo
To everyone that doubted Richy
I'm at work so haven't seen anything sadly lol
Did I seriously just miss a Richy bicycle kick
Currently at work trying to think of a song for Pombo to the tune of the theme from Ponyo
Missing the match because of work and I woke up with a migraine
Took the C off of Ekitike at the last minute and left Semenyo on my bench. FPL is so back coys
Help! I'm becoming a foreign film nerd!
RICHARLISON THEY WILL NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU
Sign: Stop being a piece of shit Zionist: That sign is about me!
Today's lesson is never take Richy off
Well that's annoying
Well I'm glad I held off on the shit talking ffs
Hello
We'll take Dembele too
I love my enormous Dutch son
