1) 100%, not even vaguely but fully 2) it's great! Hadn't been for a long time but they have so much now. So nice to see stuff you will buy, how novel!
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1) 100%, not even vaguely but fully 2) it's great! Hadn't been for a long time but they have so much now. So nice to see stuff you will buy, how novel!
You can't kill people because (you say) they are selling drugs. Targeted extrajudcial killings of nearly a dozen people in the middle of the ocean. Utterly appalling on every level. In a real country, and in our recent past, this would lead the news for days if not weeks.
Cartridges is life.
Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
One of sports' all time What Ifs
Solid Buy If You Are Boycotting Amazon And Need Something Urgently Enough to Get In Your Car
I believe this exact Epson marquee was in this same store the last time I went two years ago. He gets the people going!
Would you prefer a worst buy???
Two of history's greatest authors. (End cap in a local book store, also seen in the wild today.)
I would 100% do it exactly like he does it. Don't matter if I need that Epson money, I want it.
Nobody better than Shaq at chasing checks. (Seen at Best Buy)
Putting the word temporary into these admin-framed announcements is never necessary, you don't know the future.
Think it's a good means to tell readers who likely heard about him being a Me Too accused that this is related to that prior indicent they vaguely remember, as opposed to implying it could be a new, novel incident. "in 2018" would be the better way to say that though.
Madonna, Tiger, Cher, Bono, Jarrod
Actually, the best thing about Bluesky is that it's lower volume and less relentless. Really no way to become fully distraction-consumed and waste hours as endless nonsense and arguments fly by. For the brainworm rotted set, that makes it boring. But it's a big reason it's so much more pleasant here
Go Black Bears
poetry
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
I hope Susan Collins is very concerned.
Fruitful day! Love it.
Weird choice. He's still so young for this job.
Get those Z's, brother
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
That's like Terminator minus the terminator
still evergreen bsky.app/profile/most...
AI could never write this
Max is hilarious bsky.app/profile/jare...
Kids today meaning Gen X kids flocking to the league to worship Mike? Or the later ones who did the same with Penny and Vince and then Kobe? AI was an icon in every away arena. TMac. Even lower-rent dudes like Arenas had crazy stans. Grandmama jersey DID numbers. This is how it's been my whole life.
What is this, time travel for ants??
This was every city every night of Mike's career. It might have been fewer grown men actually in an MJ jersey — but that's mainly cause you could actually get beat up doing that in the Garden, MSG and a few other places back then. But half the away crowd was always Mike fans in 75% of arenas.
Consistency is the key to good branding
Beyond being a ghoul he's just a fucking moron. Installing unqualified, loyal idiots into positions of authority is the calling card of a failing government. bsky.app/profile/agaw...
No exaggeration, probably the best innovation in human history. Can't let failson gravel throat take this away.
Correct, the only thing they should be called
I've never seen anything funny or good from the Newsom people so I'm unsure what people are responding to positively
Capital Lost
This proves my tweet was a success!
I don't believe that anybody feels the way you do about this now
Glad to hear this isn't the difference between you having a shirt and skinning it up full time
Spoilers, please
Quantum of Solace is unfairly clowned. Not amazing but it's as good as most of the Craig's at the very least — and all of the Brosnan's — and has a ton going for it.
Journalism skeptic network
Very out of character for this lovely fella
Between this and Children of Men I thought Clive Owen was going to run Hollywood for 20 years. (Plummer rocks here too)
No cat has ever lied
The Insider is Michael Mann's greatest achievement and it's not close.
#absolutelyachievable
III the Scroggs Way
TIL: Aaron Paul appeared in S1 of Criminal Minds, playing the "leader of a self-proclaimed, cult-like Satanic group called the Lords of Destruction," per The Criminal Minds Wiki, which of course exists and is extensive. Peak My Chemical Romance era.
He's a stenographer of the text messages people send him in exchange for PR favors. His actual analysis and predictions are worthless.
I'm not watching any of their shows any time soon. At least until Silo comes back.
Entering his Kyle Kuzma era
Talented dummy, so more or less the same
ManCity is dead, long live Brighton & Hove
Griffin’s definition of fascism as palingenetic ultranationalism—specifically a reactionary nostalgia for a lost history of the nation that never existed—remains undefeated. A nostalgia for a type of bread that is ubiquitous, created in the 20th century, and rage towards bread as old as civilisation
trump can issue as many executive orders as he wants, perhaps coverage should reflect the fact that a lot of these have the legal force of a child's wishlist for santa
Gonna bring Obama back for a third term in 2032 like he's CR7.
We should start called our country the Manchester United States of America cause we're going down this same path.
Just seeing the external hard drive I bought last month — so I could smartly grab some huge Prime Day savings — is currently being sold for the exact same price I paid. It seems to be permanently "34% off!" now, which some might argue should be called "the price it costs."
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Deepest. Bluest. My hat is like a shark's tooth.
Just realized Wendall Pierce had standout performances — with only like like 5 mins of screen time — in three of the higher-profile releases this year (Superman, Highest 2 Lowest, Thunderbolts). What a run for our boy.
Post a meme made by you
Great name
That has to be a foul
Imdb????
Correct. This won't work under anyone else. There is a possibility something worse and more overtly autocratic could develop — but it would be entirely different and more Stephen Miller-ish in appearance. This singular brand of bullshit ends when this specific POS is gone.
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
Me walking into the Colosseum:
I was gonna say... Timeline is missing "December 2011: 😢 trade"
What the heck! I had no idea, that's a wild start
Turning Scarjo into an AI is groundbreaking innovation, how does he come up with it! (still stealing ideas)
This is is, what, Marchini pouring from the Sky, let's get rich what
"Car seats, etc" as the catch-all for excessive heat environments is a nice touch
I swear there was a time when you didn't need to have an opinion about all 100 senators, another 100 or so representatives, every cabinet member, the heads of even relatively obscure federal agencies, and non-chair members of the Federal Reserve board.
To be clear, I went beer/candy then beer/candy again in the same night. I often did the first part! but it was the follow-up double down that led to catastrophe, I'm learning. Seems it's like a Candyman situation, ironically, where it only triggers when you pass the volume threshold.
Wait, I definitely did exactly this in the early fall of 2012. Did I cause Sandy??? I'm so so sorry, I swear didn't know.
Somehow the best of the three (by at least adding additional context)
she looks nothing like him
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
You're fundamentally wrong. Citizens and voters should and do demand outcomes. Getting there is the job of elected officials. Even knowing the word magazine is not a prerequisite for demanding we do something that will lessen the potential body count of crazed shooters.
they told me not to share this code with anyone but I'm not gonna let anybody tell me what to do! 485043
New euphemism for "breaking the law" just dropped
Breaking: An entertainment and cultural experience that people have enjoyed for a century is still a p good way to spend two hours.
This is how I feel every minute. Then I have to go to work. Then I cannot fucking believe this is happening in our lifetimes. Then I go to the grocery.
Rubbing is racing
I'd pay $50 to see this
Great film
Prince. MSG.
2FA really is the dumbest shit in my life.
When you live in a super normal country and not an authoritarian state
