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J.Arizona

@jarizona.bsky.social

Desert dweller just trying to get by.

created November 24, 2023

1,689 followers 572 following 1,890 posts

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Trump big mad he had to walk.

23/9/2025, 5:39:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know the phone numbers of these litter bugs? Let's publicly shame them.

From AZCentral:
23/9/2025, 4:34:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The terrazzo slander. I can't even.

23/9/2025, 3:27:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am a bit of a spendthrift, but $19 for a bag of Hershey's miniatures about took me out. They were fall themed, so I had to get them. How long before MAGA will call him out on this?

23/9/2025, 2:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the Charlie Kirk fans, trash people.

23/9/2025, 2:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That agent is going to be left behind tomorrow.

23/9/2025, 3:14:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck selling ad time.

23/9/2025, 3:13:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/9/2025, 12:09:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how quickly they'll blow through it.

22/9/2025, 11:33:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A cape while tree climbing? That's an OSHA violation right there.

22/9/2025, 11:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump has been studying acetaminophen use for 20 years. Just not how to pronounce it.

22/9/2025, 11:21:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one tell Trump when the club meetings are.

22/9/2025, 11:18:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jimmy had all the cards, as they say.

22/9/2025, 7:48:43 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope, Trump already said we have too many federal holidays. We're lazy and we need to go work.

22/9/2025, 5:50:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dwight Schrute tells Jim,
22/9/2025, 3:16:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Space will stop Elon. I just wonder how many fatalities he'll be allowed.

22/9/2025, 2:33:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want John Cena and Dwayne Johnson to play them, don't they?

22/9/2025, 1:21:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon was probably agreeing to Trump's bribe request to give Elon an exemption to the H-1B visa fee increase.

22/9/2025, 5:13:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even the parking.

22/9/2025, 2:48:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Director: pull back the shot, pull back the shot

22/9/2025, 2:44:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh. Love my house, hate my congressional district.

22/9/2025, 12:33:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank goodness, because I need to keep Netflix. The Great British Baking Show is my comfort show.

21/9/2025, 11:50:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I chose to get my Covid shot as counter-programming to this performative nonsense.

21/9/2025, 11:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I plan on driving some really cool abandoned cars.

21/9/2025, 10:50:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her games were mean, dropping all those people thru the floor. I didn't like it.

21/9/2025, 8:48:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between private equity and the Trump administration, I think our economy will be in a sinkhole.

21/9/2025, 8:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm glad I live in the East Valley, so I'm removed from that traffic and other nonsense. I wish I liked Applebee's, because I bet there is no waiting on a table today.

21/9/2025, 4:28:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, DHS, more than two, it's you.

20/9/2025, 11:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He got to keep the 50 grand, though? Did he report that income? Can we get him on tax evasion?

20/9/2025, 9:11:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fall #AZRestaurantWeek has started. Highly recommend Buck & Rider.

Cocktail is a Diego Rivera -- tequila and grapefruit, Thyme garnish. Restaurant bar in background.
20/9/2025, 2:12:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings"

19/9/2025, 9:07:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes me think of the old joke -- Trump is going to visit airports, page Antifa, and arrest whoever shows up.

19/9/2025, 8:21:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is an economy killer.

19/9/2025, 2:44:14 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The end of democracy is just collateral damage.

18/9/2025, 9:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure Vanity Fair will be shocked, SHOCKED, at what happens next.

18/9/2025, 9:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang it, I made anti-podcast my whole personality. I do have generous cable and streaming fee money to redistribute.

18/9/2025, 6:44:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pope declares papal bullshit.

18/9/2025, 6:15:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been wearing glasses since I was eight years old. I endured decades of four-eyed, men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses taunts, and even I think those are ridiculous.

18/9/2025, 5:07:16 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish CNN had a better hackometer and would show a little discretion. Ah, well.

18/9/2025, 5:02:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where is the justice for small face big heads?

18/9/2025, 3:53:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add it to the collection of crossed lines.

18/9/2025, 3:17:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How does MAGA square up Trump's lies about lowered prices and filling up their gas tanks?

18/9/2025, 3:16:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want the Vance children to know when they're grown and choose to change their names to shake off the stink, their father will completely understand.

18/9/2025, 2:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Jimmy Kimmel is no Johnny Carson." That's true. Kimmel isn't a mean drunk who creates an uncomfortable workplace.

18/9/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't expect that.

18/9/2025, 2:23:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought forcing someone to pay graft was illegal.

18/9/2025, 2:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess my chronic unemployment finally worked out for me.

18/9/2025, 4:52:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patel has eliminated any doubt that Trump's name is all over the files. Good job, little weirdo.

18/9/2025, 3:31:28 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, I'm pretty salty tonight.

18/9/2025, 3:07:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Melania is just as heinous and got what she signed up for.

18/9/2025, 3:05:28 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My uncle was a WW2 POW who was tortured and disfigured by his captors. And he was pretty firmly anti-fascist.

18/9/2025, 2:28:17 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Tim Walz didn't throw trans people to the wolves.

18/9/2025, 12:50:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was Will's grandfather a T-Rex?

17/9/2025, 9:31:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most of the victims just met recently, and they said on camera that they would be working together and creating a list of people that joined Epstein in their abuse. Comer is a disgusting liar.

17/9/2025, 9:27:47 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, did I startle you?

17/9/2025, 4:29:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cruz is a douche canoe.

17/9/2025, 1:44:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish Kaitlan had pushed back on that lie. I wish she had pushed back on Ted presenting a poll as fact. I wish she had pointed out that Charlie Kirk wanted to pay the bail for Paul Pelosi's attacker.

17/9/2025, 1:41:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.

Land of the Lost 27% on the Tomatometer - 100% in my heart. I love it so much.
17/9/2025, 12:20:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My 25 year old daughter just paid $3.85 a gallon for her fill-up. That's for the cheap stuff. She's not a fan.

16/9/2025, 4:11:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The three prior administrations include Trump.

16/9/2025, 3:05:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, always fun to hear women reduced to Lou's mistakes. FU, Lou.

16/9/2025, 3:09:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But then JD said, hold my stein.

15/9/2025, 9:17:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vance is a shit person.

15/9/2025, 7:17:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing like a well-educated person presenting an internet poll as data.

15/9/2025, 7:00:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dusk be crazy.

15/9/2025, 5:27:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought we had disposed this trash.

15/9/2025, 5:24:35 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!

15/9/2025, 5:37:38 AM | 8283 2532 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whether or not the US flag should have been lowered, once it was, all other flags also had to be lowered.

(e) The flag of the United States of America should be at the center and at the highest point of the group when a number of flags of States or localities or pennants of societies are grouped and displayed from staffs. (f) When flags of States, cities, or localities, or pennants of societies are flown on the same halyard with the flag of the United States, the latter should always be at the peak. When the flags are flown from adjacent staffs, the flag of the United States should be hoisted first and lowered last. No such flag or pennant may be placed above the flag of the United States or to the United States flag's right.
15/9/2025, 4:54:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other countries are looking at each other, thinking keep our names out of your war crimes.

15/9/2025, 1:14:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm thinking there will be a heartwarming reveal at the end.

15/9/2025, 1:11:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The whole country is dead.

15/9/2025, 1:03:05 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I live in Arizona. I can go months between seeing any mentions of Megan McCain. Like, who does she think is talking about her at all?

15/9/2025, 1:00:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, like every fourth or fifth category, they could just flash the current total as they cut to commercial.

15/9/2025, 12:45:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the FBI going to pay for the remediation and drywall replacement?

14/9/2025, 6:11:28 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What? Does Trump make fun of him for being a loser and a sucker?

14/9/2025, 6:09:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It will really open up the labor market. And also allow people to get post high school training and education. That's how you drive the economy.

14/9/2025, 6:05:23 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 5:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of medication was Charlie on that would give him the moon face? Did it also cause the tic on the left side of his face?

14/9/2025, 5:12:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus, how close are we to re-education camps? Pol Pot Belly and the Khmer Orange.

13/9/2025, 2:13:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Messages from Charlie motherfucking Kirk are not binding policies. So back into the sarcophagus, Stephen.

13/9/2025, 2:08:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's interesting, Mike. What insight can you provide about Tyler Robinson's skull shape and size?

12/9/2025, 8:42:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kash is a Viking warrior. Sure. Why not?

12/9/2025, 2:25:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's some bad wig, Ivanka

12/9/2025, 1:22:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, Charlie's friends sure have a poor opinion of him. They just assume Charlie would not have made plans to care for his family in case of his death? Was Charlie not a good family man?

11/9/2025, 9:33:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry, kids. We'll get you Christmas presents the first quarter of next year.

11/9/2025, 2:41:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, good, I was afraid Clay might use his time to address inflation, or healthcare, or gun control.

11/9/2025, 2:21:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope "they" wear team uniforms. Otherwise, Jesse is putting a target on all of us.

10/9/2025, 10:58:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want to know what Sinema thinks about AI, check who the issuer on her latest check is.

10/9/2025, 2:34:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, Leavitt will just say they were Soros paid protesters who secretly love Trump.

10/9/2025, 1:38:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but a time may come when it is safest for a dementia patient and their family to live apart. Caregiver burnout is real and can cause health problems for the caregiver. Also, it allows a spouse or child to maintain that relationship, and not be a healthcare aide.

9/9/2025, 11:16:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, Leavitt thinks DV victims are making it up.

9/9/2025, 6:13:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Long game

9/9/2025, 5:23:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/9/2025, 2:34:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a fairly extensive collection of pitchforks, if anyone in the village would like to borrow one.

9/9/2025, 1:57:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd cancel any deep sea fishing trips scheduled for tomorrow.

9/9/2025, 1:11:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The file where he keep Mike Johnson's blackmail pictures.

9/9/2025, 1:03:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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, and he's also a murderer.

8/9/2025, 11:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is genius.

8/9/2025, 11:26:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Diversify your portfolio, Charlie. Why so heavy in private prisons?

8/9/2025, 5:52:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/9/2025, 5:17:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view