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Trump big mad he had to walk.
Desert dweller just trying to get by.
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Trump big mad he had to walk.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
We know the phone numbers of these litter bugs? Let's publicly shame them.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The terrazzo slander. I can't even.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a bit of a spendthrift, but $19 for a bag of Hershey's miniatures about took me out. They were fall themed, so I had to get them. How long before MAGA will call him out on this?
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These are the Charlie Kirk fans, trash people.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
That agent is going to be left behind tomorrow.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck selling ad time.
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J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how quickly they'll blow through it.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
A cape while tree climbing? That's an OSHA violation right there.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump has been studying acetaminophen use for 20 years. Just not how to pronounce it.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
No one tell Trump when the club meetings are.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Jimmy had all the cards, as they say.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, Trump already said we have too many federal holidays. We're lazy and we need to go work.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Space will stop Elon. I just wonder how many fatalities he'll be allowed.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
They want John Cena and Dwayne Johnson to play them, don't they?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon was probably agreeing to Trump's bribe request to give Elon an exemption to the H-1B visa fee increase.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Even the parking.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The Director: pull back the shot, pull back the shot
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh. Love my house, hate my congressional district.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness, because I need to keep Netflix. The Great British Baking Show is my comfort show.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I chose to get my Covid shot as counter-programming to this performative nonsense.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I plan on driving some really cool abandoned cars.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Her games were mean, dropping all those people thru the floor. I didn't like it.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Between private equity and the Trump administration, I think our economy will be in a sinkhole.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm glad I live in the East Valley, so I'm removed from that traffic and other nonsense. I wish I liked Applebee's, because I bet there is no waiting on a table today.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, DHS, more than two, it's you.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
He got to keep the 50 grand, though? Did he report that income? Can we get him on tax evasion?
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Fall #AZRestaurantWeek has started. Highly recommend Buck & Rider.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
"Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings"
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes me think of the old joke -- Trump is going to visit airports, page Antifa, and arrest whoever shows up.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is an economy killer.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The end of democracy is just collateral damage.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Vanity Fair will be shocked, SHOCKED, at what happens next.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang it, I made anti-podcast my whole personality. I do have generous cable and streaming fee money to redistribute.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Pope declares papal bullshit.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been wearing glasses since I was eight years old. I endured decades of four-eyed, men don't make passes at girls that wear glasses taunts, and even I think those are ridiculous.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish CNN had a better hackometer and would show a little discretion. Ah, well.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is the justice for small face big heads?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Add it to the collection of crossed lines.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
How does MAGA square up Trump's lies about lowered prices and filling up their gas tanks?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want the Vance children to know when they're grown and choose to change their names to shake off the stink, their father will completely understand.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
"Jimmy Kimmel is no Johnny Carson." That's true. Kimmel isn't a mean drunk who creates an uncomfortable workplace.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't expect that.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought forcing someone to pay graft was illegal.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess my chronic unemployment finally worked out for me.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Patel has eliminated any doubt that Trump's name is all over the files. Good job, little weirdo.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm pretty salty tonight.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania is just as heinous and got what she signed up for.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
My uncle was a WW2 POW who was tortured and disfigured by his captors. And he was pretty firmly anti-fascist.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
And Tim Walz didn't throw trans people to the wolves.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Will's grandfather a T-Rex?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of the victims just met recently, and they said on camera that they would be working together and creating a list of people that joined Epstein in their abuse. Comer is a disgusting liar.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, did I startle you?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Cruz is a douche canoe.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish Kaitlan had pushed back on that lie. I wish she had pushed back on Ted presenting a poll as fact. I wish she had pointed out that Charlie Kirk wanted to pay the bail for Paul Pelosi's attacker.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
My 25 year old daughter just paid $3.85 a gallon for her fill-up. That's for the cheap stuff. She's not a fan.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The three prior administrations include Trump.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, always fun to hear women reduced to Lou's mistakes. FU, Lou.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
But then JD said, hold my stein.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance is a shit person.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing like a well-educated person presenting an internet poll as data.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Dusk be crazy.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we had disposed this trash.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
I plan to post this ABC News supercut video of Trump calling Harris and Democrats "fascists" (and "communists"!) everytime I see a Republican on TV whining about Trump being called a "fascist" by the left. Oh, the hypocrisy! Oh, the gaslighting!
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether or not the US flag should have been lowered, once it was, all other flags also had to be lowered.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Other countries are looking at each other, thinking keep our names out of your war crimes.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking there will be a heartwarming reveal at the end.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole country is dead.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Arizona. I can go months between seeing any mentions of Megan McCain. Like, who does she think is talking about her at all?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, like every fourth or fifth category, they could just flash the current total as they cut to commercial.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the FBI going to pay for the remediation and drywall replacement?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
What? Does Trump make fun of him for being a loser and a sucker?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
It will really open up the labor market. And also allow people to get post high school training and education. That's how you drive the economy.
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J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
What kind of medication was Charlie on that would give him the moon face? Did it also cause the tic on the left side of his face?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus, how close are we to re-education camps? Pol Pot Belly and the Khmer Orange.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Messages from Charlie motherfucking Kirk are not binding policies. So back into the sarcophagus, Stephen.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
That's interesting, Mike. What insight can you provide about Tyler Robinson's skull shape and size?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Kash is a Viking warrior. Sure. Why not?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
That's some bad wig, Ivanka
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, Charlie's friends sure have a poor opinion of him. They just assume Charlie would not have made plans to care for his family in case of his death? Was Charlie not a good family man?
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't worry, kids. We'll get you Christmas presents the first quarter of next year.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, good, I was afraid Clay might use his time to address inflation, or healthcare, or gun control.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope "they" wear team uniforms. Otherwise, Jesse is putting a target on all of us.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to know what Sinema thinks about AI, check who the issuer on her latest check is.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Leavitt will just say they were Soros paid protesters who secretly love Trump.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a time may come when it is safest for a dementia patient and their family to live apart. Caregiver burnout is real and can cause health problems for the caregiver. Also, it allows a spouse or child to maintain that relationship, and not be a healthcare aide.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, Leavitt thinks DV victims are making it up.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Long game
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J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a fairly extensive collection of pitchforks, if anyone in the village would like to borrow one.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd cancel any deep sea fishing trips scheduled for tomorrow.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
The file where he keep Mike Johnson's blackmail pictures.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
, and he's also a murderer.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
This is genius.
J.Arizona (@jarizona.bsky.social) reply parent
Diversify your portfolio, Charlie. Why so heavy in private prisons?
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