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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
I’m literally just trying to read a goddamn paragraph
August 31st/September 1st
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
My good sir, are you referring to motherfucking banana pudding?
his vindictiveness towards the White Whale might have possibly extended itself in some degree to all sperm whales
This is all so ridiculous and I hate it but also love it.
This is how to Trek. I love it.
Why are the Watto posts happening? (I’m not mad about it. I love Watto.)
Post a screenshot from Star Trek that made you audibly go AWH!
Absolutely this. BEYOND is wonderful for so many reasons, but this is chief among them.
Lower Decks Cross Stitch ~ Based on the doodle you can see on the side door of the Sequoia shuttle that our favourite heroes worked on throughout the 5 seasons of Lower Decks. #lowerdecks #startrek #crossstitch
This is amazing.
we really don’t talk about this enough
No reason.
If I were him I'd schedule some posts to drop after I'm dead like "The lying media is saying my autopsy showed that my entire body was made of ass material! NOT TRUE!"
It's extremely unfair to speculate about Donald Trump's health just because he's elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
I've made an incredible deal with the highly respected "Grim Reaper" of the underworld. He has given me a nice (Great!) golden harp and I'm strumming it very strongly
A rare and beautiful capture of Migaloo, a well-known brilliant white humpback whale. It was reportedly the only white albino whale in the world until an all-white calf had been sighted just a few years ago.
I could never figure that shit out, either.
everyone is theorizing that Trump is secretly dead but what if he just wandered onto the White House roof again and got stuck
This is what hope looks like
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
USS Franklin bridge details, STAR TREK BEYOND (2016)
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
When two words sound the same but have a different meaning it’s called a
Meanwhile, across town, oh, the places Thing 2 was going….
Did a little voice inside your head say, “Don’t look back. You can never look back”?
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
Jack Kirby would be 108 today. Long live the king.
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title. Tom Clancy’s Fodor’s Moscow & St. Petersburg
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title. Tom Clancy’s If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
realistic Star Trek
This is more accurate, yes.
Wait. “English teacher”? “Music teacher” would be insulting enough. Also, why do I have to keep hearing about these people? Why am I posting about these people? Why are you reading this? Ffff.
As someone who ventured into a movie theater for the first time in ages, the idea of advertising the power of cinema to people who have already paid to be there is colossally dumb. Run those ads outside.
Sorry, no takebacks. You’re American now and have to suffer with us.
I have no idea how I'm supposed to take anything seriously anymore man
69, obviously.
Spooky legends, Vincent Price, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) and John Astin (Gomez Addams) together in 1986.
There were very specific internal injuries, you see. As a non-Kryptonian, you probably wouldn’t understand.
No amount of appearing reasonable and trying to avoid provoking them will stop them from escalating against you. The only thing you'll do is inspire revulsion in everyone else: if you won't even stand up for yourself how can you stand up for anyone else
FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS: “It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”
"We are proud that this is the only television program today saying to a worried world that there is a tomorrow. More, we are saying that tomorrow need not be computerized and de-humanized." Gene Roddenberry addressing entertainment journalists, June 22, 1968
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
“The First Lady encourages children of all ages to embrace the virtues that drive her and the president: laziness, ignorance, abject bullshit, and stolen material. AKA the same virtues taught by artificial intelligence!”
Holy sh!t. The medical conspiracy theory now is that cancer helps the body fight toxins. This is so dangerous and people are believing her?!?!
An individual person’s faith in whatever is a far different thing from a religion in my mind.
I have some news for you about religions.
IM SICK OF CALLING MY REPS TO TELL THEM FASCISM IS BAD. IM TIRED OF IT. I JUST WANT THESE PEOPLE TO DO THE RIGHT THING BECAUSE THEY SHOULD AND IT'S OBVIOUS. AND THEY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO US ANYWAY SO WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS. FUCK.
To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
DC Cover of the Day If you see this, post a DC cover you love:
@portalrealm.bsky.social @starfleetdesign.bsky.social @spaceshipjo.bsky.social @podwraiths.bsky.social @ihavesomenotes.bsky.social Thought that some of you #startrek folks might enjoy this. #blender3d youtu.be/ImwEnOa-X38?...
This is not cat related at all, but I want to say that I had my annual mammogram today and it was fine. A few minutes of discomfort and I was done, same as every other year. I just feel like it's important to say this to possibly take some of the fear out of it for people who haven't gone yet.
they sent tasha yar's ass to the claritin dimension
Dude. You’re looking more and more pathetic.
Seems like the Pit of Despair cuts both ways.
I don’t think SPIDER-MAN 2 is all that great.
Donald Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he's causing families. We'll continue to follow the law, stand up for the sovereignty of our state, and protect Illinoisans.
The safety of the people of Illinois is always my top priority. There is no emergency that warrants the President of the United States federalizing the Illinois National Guard, deploying the National Guard from other states, or sending active duty military within our own borders.
The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
That’s never stopped his supporters before
#spiderman
'I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie'
The whole Cracker Barrel thing is the nail in the coffin for the word WOKE. It's meaningless to those people now. It means fucking nothing. It means "I don't like this because it changed." It means "I have a room temperature IQ and something doesn't look right." It means "The world scares me mommy!"
fuck me, we sure spend a lot of time forced to think about one stupid guy
It's the weekend, baby
NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
The use of AI to make fake scenarios of being persecuted would be hilarious if it wasn't so dangerous
I understood that reference. And I feel very bad.
A reminder from Rick Steves: funding for public broadcasting amounted to $1.60 per American every year — but Republicans cut it, gutting local NPR and PBS stations. Listen to more of our conversation about public media cuts here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFl0...
T’Pol with the T’Humb
Feed convergence. @dankmccoy.bsky.social @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social
Many dead people are saying this
August 19, 1987: Gene Roddenberry and Jonathan Frakes were feted by the TNG crew on their shared birthday with a quick party on the Enterprise bridge during a pause in filming of the episode, "The Last Outpost."
🖖 On what would’ve been Gene Roddenberry’s 104th birthday, we honor the visionary who dared to imagine a future of unity, exploration, and hope. His legacy still inspires us to boldly go—toward peace, progress, and infinite possibility. #StarTrek
MakesCarmelaSopranoSeemLikeAMinimalist
I have no clue what that last thing means or how it’s pronounced.
Let's be generous, here, and assume that by the solar system Altman wants to put the sphere outside the orbit of Neptune, and we'll just exclude the kuiper belt entirely. That would be a sphere with a diameter of 6 billion miles. Let's assume that it has the thickness of an eggshell: .3mm thick.
Oh, never mind! I did 3 mm instead of 0.3 mm. Sorry!
How are we not already calling him Scam Altman
Flame stuff and puff face for P1 are good motivators!
