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John Gordon

@jashergord.bsky.social

Retired , loves gaming, good wine,good food. Thinks Humpy should have a stroke while knocking NoadVance into a brick corner stone. Not a cat person. #NoDemUnder1k no DM. if you want me to buy something, Go Away!!!

created November 19, 2024

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Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

Has someone hit JD in the head with a baseball bat? He can’t believe the BS that comes out of his own mouth. I’m surprised that after his latest outlandish statement that his wife hasn’t left him!

2/9/2025, 4:14:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

He broke the law! Impeach him!

2/9/2025, 4:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Was he trying to make an unauthorized deposit?

29/8/2025, 9:46:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

She just continues to mouth the platitudes then toes the party line. Time for the good people of Maine to dump her!

29/8/2025, 4:33:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately it ain’t gonna happen and with republicans controlling congress true justice isn’t gonna prevail for at least 1.5 years or so.

23/8/2025, 8:28:57 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Name calling, always a sign of high intelligence.

21/8/2025, 8:22:01 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vance, have you been drinking spiked Kool Aide?

21/8/2025, 7:50:34 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

Interesting, I think, Humpy’s mouth is shaped perfectly to make Vlad, the Impaler, a very happy guy. Just saying, not accusing. Reminds me of a line in “Deliverance “, “ you got a right pretty mouth, boy.”

17/8/2025, 8:54:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s doing many of them NOW!!!

11/8/2025, 8:39:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope Humpy doesn’t try to sell Alaska back to Russia. They can’t afford it and would try to use to reduce what Humpy owes them.

10/8/2025, 3:01:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Good reason not to buy it. The guy wouldn’t know truth if it bit him on the butt.

10/8/2025, 2:57:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this person born this stupid? Apparently January 6th didn’t happen.

1/8/2025, 2:48:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

As Imus used to say, before he got stupid, this guys a knuckle dragger.

31/7/2025, 3:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably off writing another book to hawk on his show.

18/7/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Fear

18/7/2025, 3:32:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

If you look closely at Vance it is easy to see the evil. Perhaps he’s the Anti-Christ we’ve been taught about by some Christians. Just asking!

17/7/2025, 2:32:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

The bearded woman in the old freak show.

12/7/2025, 9:53:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Took ya long enough!!!

12/7/2025, 9:52:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Took ya long enough!!!

12/7/2025, 9:52:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

That presumes he had one to start with.

12/7/2025, 9:10:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Your opinion is valid, however, I will always be American first and willing to assist the rest. As we’ve done throughout most of our history.

5/7/2025, 9:12:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me he really didn’t say that. Please!

5/7/2025, 8:44:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

This “woman” adds validity to one of my favorite sayings (originated by me); some people are born stupid and go down hill from there.

5/7/2025, 8:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad Governor Abbot doesn’t have a wheelchair for his brain. It could certainly use some assistance.

5/7/2025, 8:38:23 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump doesn’t read! Someone read him excerpts of the parts he agrees with!

5/7/2025, 8:36:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

He needs to get in the cage

4/7/2025, 2:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Check out his grandfather’s history. The apples don’t fall far from the tree!

28/6/2025, 8:48:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

We call, rightly so, DJT a Taco. Collins is rhyming “word”….. Caco. Sounds rather crude, I know but, I think it fits.

28/6/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

So do something instead of WHINING for Pete’s sake.

26/6/2025, 8:44:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

When are ALL of these reporters going stop putting up with this crap from the Whitehouse? Start publicly calling them out on their lies and insults! Just because they don’t like the questions doesn’t mean they get to denigrate the questioner.

26/6/2025, 2:53:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Jake Tapper will just try to write a book about it, later.

24/6/2025, 8:39:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

He was also responsible for another Republican originated major deficit. Leaving out FDR, because of WWII, almost all of them were under “conservative” administrations.

24/6/2025, 8:34:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

To say he has completely lost it is to assume he had it to start with!

22/6/2025, 8:45:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

How does it feel to be the second biggest rectal orifice on the face of the earth? I mean, you’ve a great education and all but, maybe too much moonshine got to you at a young age?

21/6/2025, 9:00:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

Law enforcement officers should immediately arrest and charge ICE people who refuse to produce proper authorization for detaining people. Attempted kidnapping sounds like a good one.

20/6/2025, 8:54:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

This part is wrong. They knew who he was and took him down anyway. Begging for problems.

12/6/2025, 9:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorta like our Republican idiocy

6/6/2025, 8:28:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

First off, she’s in the Trump family so veracity is dubious at best. Secondly, it’s on Fox so (see above.) Thirdly, if you have to explain and/or deny in public format, why?

29/5/2025, 3:11:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad Mudk wasn’t on it!

28/5/2025, 2:50:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for the education, I was scared enough

27/5/2025, 1:32:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Love It!!!!

26/5/2025, 4:35:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this real?

26/5/2025, 3:05:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

See my brain damage quote.

24/5/2025, 8:42:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like it. Harvard is run buy intelligent people, fir intelligent people. Obvious decision.

23/5/2025, 9:05:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people are born brain damaged and go downhill from there. No naming anyone specifically but, prima facie.

23/5/2025, 9:01:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

When they handed out brains she thought they said pains, she said “no, thank you.”

21/5/2025, 3:06:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

When is CNN gonna dump Tapper and force him to hawk his books like regular authors? And when is CNN gonna get off the “denigrate Biden” bandwagon? They’ve pretty much lost me as a viewer. Someone in the management seems to have been gotten to. Just asking and voicing an opinion.

19/5/2025, 3:19:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this semi understand that Mrs Biden’s doctorate is in education and not medicine?

19/5/2025, 3:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

“Stable Genius “ ???? Hard to prove by my observations.

19/5/2025, 3:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

The current President doesn’t have best days, only less destructive ones.

18/5/2025, 10:12:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Tapper is too damn busy hawking his latest book to be bothered with important news stuff. As Key Luke said “time for you to go.”

18/5/2025, 10:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

What I have noticed is that since he took office the collective intelligence of the White House and Congress, on the Republican sides, seems to have dropped by about 16,260 IQ points.

16/5/2025, 3:18:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

To get an, admittedly, over the top possibility, think about the movie “Terminator “ and wonder if that is what Elon Musk(ellunge) wants the the world to be.

14/5/2025, 3:50:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Barron tain’t done nothing’, yet. Leave him out until he joins his siblings, then kick his fat Trump ass all I’ve the place.

13/5/2025, 8:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

I just wish he would stop wasting oxygen. Intelligent people need it.

10/5/2025, 9:14:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t worry, the Master Deal Maker has it under control. (Snicker, snicker)

10/5/2025, 8:52:50 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, don’t agree. You need to cut off the snake’s head to stop it!

7/5/2025, 9:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Now, why do you want to insult Sasquatch? Also, Sasquatch is a , possibly, fictitious humanoid. I admit the MTG is the same thing but, why insult a wildlife creature.

7/5/2025, 8:53:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, without refurbishing the plant and equipment!

7/5/2025, 2:48:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Greg Abbott; Abbott and Costello (you younger guys, look it up) Straight man for the real clown. Wheel chairs don’t buy you a pass.

6/5/2025, 8:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

If Fred Sr and his spouse (sorry, can’t remember her name) were alive today they’d be on trial for crimes against humanity!

5/5/2025, 8:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Not soon enough. However, the Trump clan should move there to shore up the idiocy.

2/5/2025, 2:20:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

That means Paul will succeed with one in a row. He’s another waste of oxygen.

30/4/2025, 9:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Since when did showing your customers the truth become “a hostile and political act”

29/4/2025, 2:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

I think “Papa” dodged somehow during WWII. I could be wrong on that.

26/4/2025, 9:10:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

No! He stalked and killed a fellow human being!

26/4/2025, 9:05:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does this convicted criminal get over two months to report to prison. He’s a criminal! Put him in jail!!!!!

26/4/2025, 3:17:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but you can be President if you aren’t elected. Example; Vance gets elected with someone other than Mr Humpy as VP. VP resigns, Vance appoints Mr Humpy and he gets approved (think Gerry Ford), Vance resigns. Viola!

24/4/2025, 8:39:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

This believable! There is no depth to which these brain dead idiots won’t stoop.

24/4/2025, 8:33:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

What a rectal orifice. Can we get this semi-intelligent humanoid out fast enough?

24/4/2025, 3:52:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Just in case she has to make change for something.

21/4/2025, 2:52:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

Very interesting; Vance visits the Pope for less than 15 minutes, over night the Pope dies. Connection? We know he’s a Catholic convert, but sure doesn’t seem, to me, to act like one. Coincidence?

21/4/2025, 2:40:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance visits Pope; next day Pope dies???

21/4/2025, 1:12:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy Birthday, Mr Takei🎂

20/4/2025, 3:04:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

I really, really, Really, wish George Carlin was still with us. The insights he would bring!!!!!

19/4/2025, 9:14:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t want him dead. I want him to have stroke from his GreasyMacs diet. NoadVance should admit his desire to replace Humpy and try open honesty.

19/4/2025, 9:00:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

See my posting!

17/4/2025, 9:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Only if the courts do their Constitutional duty

17/4/2025, 9:03:43 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@stonethecrow0.bsky.social love FF X myself. But XII is pretty dang good, too.

15/4/2025, 8:33:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for Maher! Another professional suck up!

15/4/2025, 8:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Their “thoughts and prayers “ should be shoved up their butts. Then they’ll be right next to their heads the next time they need them.

15/4/2025, 8:27:01 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Did he really say that? I mean, really?

8/4/2025, 8:52:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

When you’re doing dumb stuff expect to pay for it.

8/4/2025, 8:48:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

You just know Johnson will punk out. Teeny, tiny, testicles.

8/4/2025, 8:46:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Send one to Trump but inoculate it with rabies fits.

8/4/2025, 3:24:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

What it is VERY clear!

6/4/2025, 10:10:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately, he actually is. The real statement should be “ how do we get this rectal orifice out of office?”

6/4/2025, 10:05:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really wonder how anyone can be this stupid and still walk upright. Amazes me!

3/4/2025, 4:16:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

This could be a vision of the future unless the good people of Louisiana stop knee jerking their vote and think it over.

21/3/2025, 7:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

No, ALL of us are descendants of immigrants. There were First Nations but they came over the land bridge at Brent’s.

21/3/2025, 3:43:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve said for many a time; some people are born stupid and go downhill from there.

9/3/2025, 8:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you ever you spit straws to stick em to the ceiling in science class?

6/3/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to ask; what the hell does Putin have on Humpy? It has to be something. Maybe he bought all the debt instruments that he has out there. Or possibly, some interesting home movies.

4/3/2025, 10:51:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely!!!

28/2/2025, 4:03:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

She might be in them?

26/2/2025, 4:08:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t come soon enough

23/2/2025, 9:56:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

This $5k dividend is an obvious bait to the people who helped put Humpy back in office. “See what he is already doing for us!)

22/2/2025, 9:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

To all you people who voted for Humpy because he was the lesser of two evils; how’s that working out for you?

20/2/2025, 3:59:59 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)

I just watched Jake Tapoer interview the alleged Senator Tom Cotton and have come to the conclusion that Trumplicans can’t fart without blaming Joe Biden. That must make for some very interesting conversations during their kowtowing meetings.

18/2/2025, 9:44:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing special there, all his reasons are stupid.

13/2/2025, 4:48:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view