John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
Has someone hit JD in the head with a baseball bat? He can’t believe the BS that comes out of his own mouth. I’m surprised that after his latest outlandish statement that his wife hasn’t left him!
Retired , loves gaming, good wine,good food. Thinks Humpy should have a stroke while knocking NoadVance into a brick corner stone. Not a cat person. #NoDemUnder1k no DM. if you want me to buy something, Go Away!!!
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view profile on Bluesky John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
Has someone hit JD in the head with a baseball bat? He can’t believe the BS that comes out of his own mouth. I’m surprised that after his latest outlandish statement that his wife hasn’t left him!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
He broke the law! Impeach him!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Was he trying to make an unauthorized deposit?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
She just continues to mouth the platitudes then toes the party line. Time for the good people of Maine to dump her!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately it ain’t gonna happen and with republicans controlling congress true justice isn’t gonna prevail for at least 1.5 years or so.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Name calling, always a sign of high intelligence.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance, have you been drinking spiked Kool Aide?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
Interesting, I think, Humpy’s mouth is shaped perfectly to make Vlad, the Impaler, a very happy guy. Just saying, not accusing. Reminds me of a line in “Deliverance “, “ you got a right pretty mouth, boy.”
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s doing many of them NOW!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope Humpy doesn’t try to sell Alaska back to Russia. They can’t afford it and would try to use to reduce what Humpy owes them.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Good reason not to buy it. The guy wouldn’t know truth if it bit him on the butt.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this person born this stupid? Apparently January 6th didn’t happen.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
As Imus used to say, before he got stupid, this guys a knuckle dragger.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably off writing another book to hawk on his show.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Fear
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
If you look closely at Vance it is easy to see the evil. Perhaps he’s the Anti-Christ we’ve been taught about by some Christians. Just asking!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
The bearded woman in the old freak show.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Took ya long enough!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Took ya long enough!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
That presumes he had one to start with.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Your opinion is valid, however, I will always be American first and willing to assist the rest. As we’ve done throughout most of our history.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me he really didn’t say that. Please!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
This “woman” adds validity to one of my favorite sayings (originated by me); some people are born stupid and go down hill from there.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad Governor Abbot doesn’t have a wheelchair for his brain. It could certainly use some assistance.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump doesn’t read! Someone read him excerpts of the parts he agrees with!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to get in the cage
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Check out his grandfather’s history. The apples don’t fall far from the tree!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
We call, rightly so, DJT a Taco. Collins is rhyming “word”….. Caco. Sounds rather crude, I know but, I think it fits.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
So do something instead of WHINING for Pete’s sake.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
When are ALL of these reporters going stop putting up with this crap from the Whitehouse? Start publicly calling them out on their lies and insults! Just because they don’t like the questions doesn’t mean they get to denigrate the questioner.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Jake Tapper will just try to write a book about it, later.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
He was also responsible for another Republican originated major deficit. Leaving out FDR, because of WWII, almost all of them were under “conservative” administrations.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
To say he has completely lost it is to assume he had it to start with!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
How does it feel to be the second biggest rectal orifice on the face of the earth? I mean, you’ve a great education and all but, maybe too much moonshine got to you at a young age?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
Law enforcement officers should immediately arrest and charge ICE people who refuse to produce proper authorization for detaining people. Attempted kidnapping sounds like a good one.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
This part is wrong. They knew who he was and took him down anyway. Begging for problems.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorta like our Republican idiocy
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
First off, she’s in the Trump family so veracity is dubious at best. Secondly, it’s on Fox so (see above.) Thirdly, if you have to explain and/or deny in public format, why?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Too bad Mudk wasn’t on it!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the education, I was scared enough
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Love It!!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this real?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
See my brain damage quote.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like it. Harvard is run buy intelligent people, fir intelligent people. Obvious decision.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people are born brain damaged and go downhill from there. No naming anyone specifically but, prima facie.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
When they handed out brains she thought they said pains, she said “no, thank you.”
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
When is CNN gonna dump Tapper and force him to hawk his books like regular authors? And when is CNN gonna get off the “denigrate Biden” bandwagon? They’ve pretty much lost me as a viewer. Someone in the management seems to have been gotten to. Just asking and voicing an opinion.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Does this semi understand that Mrs Biden’s doctorate is in education and not medicine?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
“Stable Genius “ ???? Hard to prove by my observations.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
The current President doesn’t have best days, only less destructive ones.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Tapper is too damn busy hawking his latest book to be bothered with important news stuff. As Key Luke said “time for you to go.”
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
What I have noticed is that since he took office the collective intelligence of the White House and Congress, on the Republican sides, seems to have dropped by about 16,260 IQ points.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
To get an, admittedly, over the top possibility, think about the movie “Terminator “ and wonder if that is what Elon Musk(ellunge) wants the the world to be.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Barron tain’t done nothing’, yet. Leave him out until he joins his siblings, then kick his fat Trump ass all I’ve the place.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
I just wish he would stop wasting oxygen. Intelligent people need it.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry, the Master Deal Maker has it under control. (Snicker, snicker)
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, don’t agree. You need to cut off the snake’s head to stop it!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, why do you want to insult Sasquatch? Also, Sasquatch is a , possibly, fictitious humanoid. I admit the MTG is the same thing but, why insult a wildlife creature.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, without refurbishing the plant and equipment!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Greg Abbott; Abbott and Costello (you younger guys, look it up) Straight man for the real clown. Wheel chairs don’t buy you a pass.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
If Fred Sr and his spouse (sorry, can’t remember her name) were alive today they’d be on trial for crimes against humanity!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Not soon enough. However, the Trump clan should move there to shore up the idiocy.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
That means Paul will succeed with one in a row. He’s another waste of oxygen.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Since when did showing your customers the truth become “a hostile and political act”
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
I think “Papa” dodged somehow during WWII. I could be wrong on that.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
No! He stalked and killed a fellow human being!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does this convicted criminal get over two months to report to prison. He’s a criminal! Put him in jail!!!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but you can be President if you aren’t elected. Example; Vance gets elected with someone other than Mr Humpy as VP. VP resigns, Vance appoints Mr Humpy and he gets approved (think Gerry Ford), Vance resigns. Viola!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
This believable! There is no depth to which these brain dead idiots won’t stoop.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
What a rectal orifice. Can we get this semi-intelligent humanoid out fast enough?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Just in case she has to make change for something.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
Very interesting; Vance visits the Pope for less than 15 minutes, over night the Pope dies. Connection? We know he’s a Catholic convert, but sure doesn’t seem, to me, to act like one. Coincidence?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance visits Pope; next day Pope dies???
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy Birthday, Mr Takei🎂
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
I really, really, Really, wish George Carlin was still with us. The insights he would bring!!!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want him dead. I want him to have stroke from his GreasyMacs diet. NoadVance should admit his desire to replace Humpy and try open honesty.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
See my posting!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if the courts do their Constitutional duty
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
@stonethecrow0.bsky.social love FF X myself. But XII is pretty dang good, too.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for Maher! Another professional suck up!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Their “thoughts and prayers “ should be shoved up their butts. Then they’ll be right next to their heads the next time they need them.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he really say that? I mean, really?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
When you’re doing dumb stuff expect to pay for it.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
You just know Johnson will punk out. Teeny, tiny, testicles.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Send one to Trump but inoculate it with rabies fits.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
What it is VERY clear!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, he actually is. The real statement should be “ how do we get this rectal orifice out of office?”
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
I really wonder how anyone can be this stupid and still walk upright. Amazes me!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
This could be a vision of the future unless the good people of Louisiana stop knee jerking their vote and think it over.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
No, ALL of us are descendants of immigrants. There were First Nations but they came over the land bridge at Brent’s.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve said for many a time; some people are born stupid and go downhill from there.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you ever you spit straws to stick em to the ceiling in science class?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
I have to ask; what the hell does Putin have on Humpy? It has to be something. Maybe he bought all the debt instruments that he has out there. Or possibly, some interesting home movies.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely!!!
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
She might be in them?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t come soon enough
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
This $5k dividend is an obvious bait to the people who helped put Humpy back in office. “See what he is already doing for us!)
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
To all you people who voted for Humpy because he was the lesser of two evils; how’s that working out for you?
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social)
I just watched Jake Tapoer interview the alleged Senator Tom Cotton and have come to the conclusion that Trumplicans can’t fart without blaming Joe Biden. That must make for some very interesting conversations during their kowtowing meetings.
John Gordon (@jashergord.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing special there, all his reasons are stupid.