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@jasperhermes.bsky.social

created November 15, 2024

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Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

You seem to have trouble understanding the issue. And I fully respect the fact that you are entitled to your opinion, however wrong.

2/6/2025, 4:43:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes it is. But calling out people who are responsible for genocide is NOT antisemitism — it’s recognizing truth.

2/6/2025, 4:42:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Israelis ARE Jews. To pretend differently would be disingenuous. I fully understand that it’s an inconvenient truth, but here we are.

2/6/2025, 3:16:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Can you IMAGINE the ways in which the Palestinian people are suffering at the hands of the Jews?

2/6/2025, 3:07:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Michael, congrats. How do we get a signed copy shipped to the States? 😊🕊️

2/6/2025, 3:05:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You sure told him! 🤣

2/6/2025, 2:24:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grandma’s off her meds again!

2/6/2025, 2:09:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the gays! 🏳️‍🌈 ❤️

2/6/2025, 1:42:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course. Why would the Chinese buy a shitwagon from a shithole country?

2/6/2025, 1:28:59 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

2/6/2025, 1:27:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gurl. DO tell. 🤣

2/6/2025, 1:23:14 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PRO TIP: They’re NOT law enforcement, they’re Proud Boys running around kidnapping people.

2/6/2025, 12:48:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need you now, Lynda! 💥 ❤️

2/6/2025, 12:45:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. To say NOTHING of the atrocities that the Jews have been perpetrating upon the Palestinians.

2/6/2025, 12:44:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BIGLY mad 😠

2/6/2025, 12:42:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

2/6/2025, 12:08:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope that they don’t.

1/6/2025, 11:37:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

Some say ironic, some say hypocritical.

1/6/2025, 10:43:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now, we DEFINITELY want to see him square off with Zuck.

1/6/2025, 10:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But you DIDN’T, Blanche, you DIDN’T!

1/6/2025, 9:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also: he has all of our personal and financial private data and now has the ability to end our financial lives whenever he chooses to do so.

1/6/2025, 9:55:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#satanswhore

1/6/2025, 9:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#banksy

1/6/2025, 9:47:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOCAL police have been fully militarized. Our local force has all kinds of tanks and other military equipment stored on their lot — in plain sight, from the street.

1/6/2025, 9:45:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇺🇦 ❤️

1/6/2025, 9:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rightly so. You probably should have whispered the sentiment, then grabbed your coat of your own volition. 🤣❤️

1/6/2025, 9:39:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. 👍

1/6/2025, 9:31:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU DONT GET THE OPPORTUNITY. #canceled

1/6/2025, 1:56:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it’s still fun.

1/6/2025, 1:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

1/6/2025, 1:54:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s because he has the attention span of a gnat.

1/6/2025, 1:50:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In her defense, she is right: we ARE all going to die. And since she has such a strong affinity about meeting the baby Jesus, we are all hoping that she will go first.

1/6/2025, 1:02:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/6/2025, 12:56:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, Coach!

1/6/2025, 12:13:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao at the cuck in the corner. 🤣

1/6/2025, 12:04:04 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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bye, gurl, bye #canceled

1/6/2025, 12:02:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s happening with her hair? 🤔

31/5/2025, 11:29:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes — it’s called Adulting. That’s where MOST OF US learn that our actions and choices have consequences.

31/5/2025, 11:28:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some say kook, some say k*nt!

31/5/2025, 11:26:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOVE HER! She’s FABULOUS! See her on Grindr ALL. THE. TIME. #closetcase

31/5/2025, 11:24:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. This thing is TOXIC. #canceled

31/5/2025, 11:18:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/5/2025, 7:59:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Stop narrating about the obvious, do your job, and take action.

31/5/2025, 3:34:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gurl.

31/5/2025, 2:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Tay 👏

31/5/2025, 2:01:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like Miss Gurl went a little too heavy on the eye shadow.

31/5/2025, 1:58:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure. That’s one option…

31/5/2025, 7:07:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the hell is happening with her hair? Wow.

31/5/2025, 6:55:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“No, really. The man who destroyed the US government was the richest man in the world. And he was a Nazi who died of an overdose on Special K. Serious drug addict. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true!”

31/5/2025, 6:49:42 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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You GO, Laqueefa! 💥

31/5/2025, 6:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

And in return, looks like someone left a searing mark on his POS face. Seriously, Trib?! You’re not gonna report on the fact that he was Special K’d out of his mind?!

31/5/2025, 6:39:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯 🇺🇦 ❤️

31/5/2025, 6:29:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jasperhermes.bsky.social (@jasperhermes.bsky.social) reply parent

And tumble down flights of stairs.

31/5/2025, 6:20:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL. You may be a bit confused. Those are lesbians. 🤣

31/5/2025, 6:19:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss Gurl clearly can’t handle herself and blacked out. Took a tumble.

31/5/2025, 6:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s all good. I’m sure that his handlers will make sure that he has all the ketamine made available to him that he wants. Go, Elon, go!

31/5/2025, 5:47:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, but in her defense, she’s absolutely right: we are all going to die. Let’s all just hope that she’s first.

31/5/2025, 5:43:02 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s happening with her right eye? Looks like someone beat the living shit out of her.

31/5/2025, 1:58:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s hope that it’s the biggest one that mankind had ever seen. #massive

31/5/2025, 1:56:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss Gurl DO love her Special K!

31/5/2025, 1:09:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missed opportunities? Most DEFINITELY.

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30/5/2025, 11:24:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you don’t want to be called the Nazi Gestapo, stop being the Nazi Gestapo.

30/5/2025, 10:02:32 PM | 66 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss Gurl is clearly off the rails. That Special K is hitting her HARD.

30/5/2025, 10:01:06 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, honey. She’s FABULOUS! She’s serving cotillion REALNESS! #diva #slay #werk

30/5/2025, 9:07:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRANSLATION: Gurl, Miss Orangia a damn simple ho

30/5/2025, 8:53:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah. I’ll just walk down the hallway to talk with him.

30/5/2025, 8:52:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look — we get it. The MAGAts can’t wait to be with the baby Jesus. So go do that. LEAVE THE REST OF US THE PHUCK ALONE.

30/5/2025, 8:28:06 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gorgeous. Here’s your corresponding complimentary smart phone wallpaper.

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30/5/2025, 1:18:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My GOD she’s fragile. #snowflake

29/5/2025, 10:55:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miss Gurl with the smackdown! 🤣

29/5/2025, 7:50:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s encouraging, because this administration doesn’t need yet ANOTHER Ketamine addict wandering the hallways at the People’s House.

29/5/2025, 7:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly. Do the Polish men not have blow-up dolls of their own?

29/5/2025, 4:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Debbie Does Dallas.

29/5/2025, 4:31:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed. Will somebody PLEASE hand him another Big Mac meal?! AND SUPER-SIZE IT! 🍔

29/5/2025, 6:47:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perk up. When you’re in your 40s you will sometimes share with your co-workers that your shoulder hurts because you fell. In your 60s, you will be explaining to them that it hurts because you “had another fall.” 🤣 #perspective

29/5/2025, 6:32:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a few moments, you’ll receive a notification about your car’s warranty. And then one from an African prince…

29/5/2025, 6:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she’s SUCH a drama queen.

29/5/2025, 6:24:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#welfarequeen

29/5/2025, 4:22:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, now I’m desperate for lasagna. Hating you HARD right now. 🤣

29/5/2025, 4:19:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sick ‘em, Elmo!

29/5/2025, 4:13:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s just returned from one. #raggedy

29/5/2025, 4:13:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jen is KILLIN it! 🤣 #tiddybaby

29/5/2025, 3:58:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8675309 🤣

29/5/2025, 3:19:48 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣 25th Amendment, too.

29/5/2025, 3:16:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no clinic in the world that would be able to help him!

29/5/2025, 2:54:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll see your 8647 and raise it with a 2547. YOUR MOVE.

29/5/2025, 2:53:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ed. Please tell us what is going to happen with the bill. Can the Senate stop it, or will the administration become immune to court rulings and orders? WE NEED THE SPOILER ALERT ON THIS ONE.

29/5/2025, 2:52:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?p...

29/5/2025, 2:33:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breaking up is hard to do, Chuck.

29/5/2025, 1:08:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, she wouldn’t be such an ignorant k*nt!

28/5/2025, 7:54:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re going to post one of your articles on this platform, UNLOCK IT! Otherwise, UNFOLLOW.

28/5/2025, 7:53:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes he does. This is just another one of his feeble attempts at revisionist history.

28/5/2025, 7:34:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Coach!

28/5/2025, 7:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your opinion DOES NOT MATTER, Elon — we are not interested in what you think or say: www.bbc.com/news/article...

28/5/2025, 7:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As usual, your insights are nuanced, well-considered and measured, Linda. But does your newest whimsical dictate dovetail with your stance on A1 steak sauce?

28/5/2025, 7:19:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As usual, your insights are nuanced and spot-on, Linda. But does this whimsical dictate dovetail with your stance on A1 steak sauce?

28/5/2025, 7:17:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…and then starts laughing uncontrollably.

28/5/2025, 5:12:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2547

28/5/2025, 4:55:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liberty is Dying (AI-generated)

An illustration of the Statue of Liberty weeping in New York Harbor
28/5/2025, 4:54:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MUSK: I am 80% sure that my raggedy space wagon is 100% unsafe for human space travel, and will continue to blow up in testing. arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...

28/5/2025, 4:46:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view