"I can confirm it's not true." When the WH confirms it's a lie, that's a lie!
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"I can confirm it's not true." When the WH confirms it's a lie, that's a lie!
Q: Why don't the MAGA shitbags coordinate their lies instead of lying independently to the detriment of Liar-in-Chief? And Karo-lyin' should Leave it in the Oval Bordello with the corona-ted king-o-crap.
Double-speak from Miss Gobbledegook word-slider.
In 1994 JFK Jr would not have known his ass from his elbow, he was so high on dope. Now the dope does not know his ass from his elbow as the health secretary.
Precocious puberty!
In the UK, Johnson is a euphemism for a dick, and Benny is a Johnson.
If I am a fool to believe in the good, the worth of mankind, why am I still alive in this ominous scenery that surrounds me shouting hatreds. This is not America! This land is sinking into Trump-swampia, the land of brainwashing and corruption.
I just love to troll the stoopid crump That thinks his critic's just a bump. But yet the reckoning in silence waits Till crown-ed Trumpy faces gates. Those hallowed gates to heavens realm. His face, his face upon denial, He then demands the right of trial. The right he denied to countless.
When is grass living, when is grass dead? A puzzle posed by Donnie Golfing Expert. Grass is not about weed smoking chat-lads. It is serious natter-chatter to the FBI, and their grass is green with natter-chatter claptrap matter from the master of fake invention. He shouts FAKE from noon till night.
I am a worm who loves books. I am a book who loves looks. I am a worm who loves looks, The mirror says I am JFK jr. From the worm that cannot read.
Never underestimate the intelligence of a pet.
I have walked where mud is the law, where tides refresh the rock pools created by fallen land and fallen homes under the name of erosion. I see the future of the USA as it slides into realms of fiction. Ask Asimov is my advice!
I thought I was lucky being born in 1950 in UK. No wars, no conscription, a peaceful existence where we could vent our displeasure against WMD's post threat of nuclear annihilation... and now we have the trump threat to humanity that all are blind to. Bow to him or die!
This is a retriever that says, "Fetch? You go fetch bro!"
You thought you could outwit a dog???
Twump saw a tweet saying Twump was mad at words spoken with hate and he wondered why. Well, what does he love, he doesn't say, and his mirror did not answer me. There is only self-love in Trump-land and all else is FAKE! Fake news, fake gossip, fake truth, Truth Social Fakes... Oh shit!
We know about Trump, here in the old land, the UK. The USA was founded by those who defied and hated our mad king, fought a deadly war against our mad king, then another vicious war between yourselves... and now you have created your own perverted, twisted king. Well done, you squared the circle!
If you could wrestle Putin's shit from his shit-man and put it in a burger bun with mustard and ketchup, Trump would devour it with relish, I think.
This mad fat fuk face is a nepo baby from a fat fuk faced maniacal spored dynasty. Thus, agree or die nasty.
The Trump dream... jerk... jerk.
A discordant cacophony of mindless obedience!
I speak as I find. Harsh words for Trump-from-the-dump, the dump you threw your trash into. He climbed out and swore vengeances upon you. In the shite-land the lowlifes crowned him king and then spread the word: The oranged king of gold is old but frailly bold with his foul stink fatal.
Truths abound, but not all sound. Many lies disguise the truths. But who shouts loudest gets to be heard, Regardless of the truth. Free intelligent thought Now faces the AI onslaught. Will my son's thoughts be mine, Or those planted by sons thine. AI is the new destroyer we must face and defeat.
Were I a worm I would squirm, recoil deeply from this densely dense demesne, avoiding the newly polluted US soil. I would abandon with glee the masquerading moon-face fake with smooth tongued lies, so many suspect allies. Oh, the pain that sears our innocent truths from arrows of mal indoctrination.
Here it seems to me that doggie is suffering from something we do not see. I see a dog saying: "Please, please, no more, please."
Oh, woe is America! Epstein files blossom in the House of Congress. Did I not say that the files would be so redacted it is a wasted effort. DOJ is not where justice resides, it is where "justice" divides into pro Trump, or anti Trump. Ergo, justice is already dead without a decent burial.
I watch magnet fishing videos where they drag discarded crap from rivers and canals worldwide. Trump has an aversion to water I believe. When has he been seen on the beach or beside a river? Joe Biden fears not the purifying water.
One dollar = one hundred cents. One Trump = no sense. Criminal leader = criminal cabinet. Suck my mushroom = the cabinet. Mushrooms grow in shite. Shite is now the cabinet choice. Purse those pouty lips to kiss The golden arse so shitting bliss. The saying joyously says, you get what you voted for!
Trump is not dead! ...? The newborn AI also is not dead. Could newborn replace the decomposing Trump a la Macbeth? I would so laugh at the ignominy of fiction drowning fact and becoming fact in the doing of it!... if you get my drift.
So why do I hate a bath?
Maybe I think in tangents, where staid folks fear to tread. I hear such heavenly echoes of opera in my head. The Callas skill of beauty, the beauty of the voice, archangels then surround me to wipe away my tears, as I sink into such glorious sounds that encompass and swallow my soul. Ave Maria!
Tom Homan responded to questions about why ICE agents wear masks. In brief, he said that criminals often wear masks or balaclavas so that they cannot be identified. This is true! I have seen this for myself, and he knows it's true because THEY WORK FOR ICE!
You've got US over a barrel with this one! (Auto correct has no sense of wordplay. It wants me to write: 'in an awkward position'.
Even down to the cankles! 😍
Sorry, what was that? ... Oh, I do beg your...
His chin is a hairy butt crack!
How the devil do you do it? Such impressive exactitude is mind boggling. 😍
We tolerate enough bull*hit from our own 'politicians', we don't need crap from the Whitehouse. Thank you for your...
Did you notice that each person around the table, except for his excellency the almighty honorable personage of esteemed presidency, has a name card facing said Trumponage, because he has such a poor memory commensurate to his lack of morality, empathy, and humanity. Otherwise known as a dipstick.
I can see Licknuts actually building fantasies with his bare hands. Just look at how smoothly they move as he shapes false narratives from thin air... well, it could be thick air with all that methane from the crap that's spouted in the disgustingly gilded bordello once known as the oval office.
Yes! All hail the president of corruption! If you don't have twenty million Trump fake coins, whatcha doin here bro?
Shout it loud because it is so relevant today!
Yes, this was MY time guided by a powerful voice that blew our generation into a cognitive state after years of blurred and blinkered vision. Who is our voice and vision now in dark Trumpian times, who will pull us out of the swamp He created?
I can't comment because to me, cracker barrel was a cheese we had many years ago when I was a lad here in the UK. So much fuss over nowt aint worth a tuppence of bother.
You noticed that too? I thought I was alone and stupid, the only trump hater on the planet. I was looking for a padded cell to end my days! I guess there's hope yet, maybe.
He tried to butter them up, but they were just so rude to him he flipped and made a constitutional gesture. Well feckin done!
Congratulations! Now sock it to them with a vengeance!
Americans used their votes, and their voices sound loudly to say 'yes, this chaos is what we want!'
USA is now a contamination the world is afraid of catching. A sick country with a sick and decrepit leader looking to spread his diseased ramblings globally. No fucking thank you!
You must speak loudly and adopt the strength and fortitude of MLK. You must be the collective and connective of hearts and minds, give strength to your purpose by drawing towards you those likeminded souls and drive forward unafraid!
USA, land of the free and home of the brave! A load of claptrap, horseshit stinking of lies and hypocrisy. USA is led by a cowardly son of a cowardly son from Hamburg in Germany. Donnies favourite food is... Hamburgers derived from the Nazi humiliation of Jews to make them eat pork!
And did all that food go to waste? Did it burn like the cancelled, but tax-dollar-paid-for, aid to starving children?
Yeah, that's just what I was thinking.
'The Art of the Steal', nobody does it like me, I steal the bigliest, like the election, the taxpayer dollars for my ballroom, my plane refurbishment, my golfing trip to Scotland in the UK where I still owe them three hundred thousand of those puny British pounds.
I think you would demean him and then deport him to El Salvador, the place named after him... 🤔
Oh! What if? I love it.
Yes, we might reinsert the missing u in humour... but only when sozzled. Other times, we can add the missing 'ugh' to 'thro' or hand the neighbor a u to make them feel complete.
Can I have please? Please, pretty please!
Bhudists say we live a cycle of life in forms. Man today, worm tomorrow. I pray to never be an American! I cannot think of a sin so heinous as to resurrect in a land of liars and hypocrites, a land unwelcoming. I would be a victim, so out of my depth. That is a punishment decent folk cannot imagine.
I think I am like my father now that I am older. It was not always so. Dad hated Americans because he fought alongside them. He hated the gung ho attitude, the careless disregard for life... 'You are not American, you are nothing!' Dad saw British soldiers die by "Friendly fire". Stupid Americans!
Get your Scotty bobblehead here folks!
Nobody cares more than 👇
When he answers "yes" you can actually see the lie spill from his orange lips.
Now why would he do that?
Oh dear!
The all-knowing wise Don challenged AOC and Jasmine Crocket to an IQ test. WOW! is he that stupid for them to say 'Yes, sir, if you take the same test. This is IQ, not the dementia ones you claim to ace. Let the games commence!
Trump is a successful magnet designed to attract fools. Apparently very successful. He has a large pool to fish in where inane inbreeds abound. This is a pool he fishes for his cabinet because idiots spawned from idiots are easily netted.
Why is Pommel J Grump tolerated? He is a mindless figment of his own imagination. He is real, but not real. He is wise but stupid, and stupid is wise in his world. But wise or stupid, he drags the USA into his deep swamp of inane stupidity. Welcome you lambs to Trump-world madness as he guides us.
I do not understand why Americans are so dumb. I asked my six-year-old granddaughter why ice melts, and she says that heat affects the ice crystals. Now ask that same question to the Don: he will say that Biden created crystals that endanger us, and cold ice is fake, an invention of Obama.
WOW! MAGA dumb pork plonks think he's lying? The cult blinker-sellers will go bankrupt! Excuse me whilst I find a crocodile to cry on my behalf and wipe those salty tears with a soulless tissue of a red Congressman or Senator.
Trump said: I'll lower prices. I'll end wars. I'll publish the Epstein files. On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you think he rates, with 1 being a failure, and 10 being successful? Think carefully about the questions before giving your three answers.
'Home of the brave and land of the free'. Where's this mythical land of legend. First voice: 'It's overseas in a vast continent!' Second voice: 'But it's now the land of the lost with a maniac at its helm without compass, without direction, without lifeboats... God bless America. RIP dear friends.
Incidently, it is contradictory to say she does not know what she is doing and then demonstrate that she set out purposefully with intent to break FEMA and is succeeding.
Can you name one cabinet member who cares?
Yes, but what about her photo, which one is best?
Is it called Donnie? Trump-in-court? Melania?
Oh my word, Jr should sit down and shut it... No, he can't, until he takes his foot out.
Okay, we wont. If you put a red arsed baboon on the throne, does it make him a king, or even an orange faced one?
What planet are these TV people on? ICE was created to be violent, pushed by Tom Homan to be violent, and pumped-up by Steven Miller to be even more violent! I cannot believe how dangerous news readers have become in their stupidity and ignorance. As for Tim Scott, he's a loon anyway.
Well he got the job. Shoes don't fit, hat don't fit, title don't fit... but what can you expect from Fox, the receptacle for all news rejects. I'm foxed or I don't give a fox. Same name same shit.
That makes him a good leader, no?
In his fucking pocket!
Never been to one, is that good?
I can't stop laughing cos one can't spell it, and the other doesn't know what it means. Flipping Bilingual Immigrants. Flubbering Betty's Indigestion. Fornicating By the Industrial site. Flummoxed By my own Idiocracy. Flambéed By Ineptitude.
Thank you, we won't. We do not need Useless, Senseless Articles. You have lost what little credibility you had when you got into bed with Putin and shoved Zelensky out into the cold, just breaking another promise as you are always guaranteed to do.
To say "we will kill you" can be construed as murder because it demonstrates intent to kill aforethought.
Lose weight and do your job instead of sitting on your fat ass and getting fatter. You cost the taxpayers a fortune in multiple XL sizes every two months.
As a Brit, I wouldn't share a newspaper with him nor lend him a page to wipe his ass.
Yeah, I'm still laughing at those lines and the gullibility of the senate to vote him in... my gut hurts...
Rising from the swamp surrounded by mist and the stench of corruption, rises the golden phoenix and sits on the shoulder of the Midas Stump. Golden the hair, orange the face, bitcoins in the pocket, wits out there in space. The spaced-out Midas with head-up-ass, behold the crap falling to earth.
Really? She was there and that's enough. She's a woman, she's black, and she speaks. That's three more indictments y'all.
If ya can't face it, take a stick to it. Beat the shit out of em, gas em and pepper-spray em before whacking em. Excerpt from the Homan Bubbly, Blurbly unhinged version of his Biblious Handbook: How to Handle a Crisis. (and if there aint one, create one).
Oh, dream on with coins in your stable. Get them horses outta here! Ya! Giddup thar... yeeha.
I'm a brit who travelled across Spain. Toledo has no shore, but it has a wall. Madrid has no wall nor ocean shore, but it does have a king, but not a Donald king. USA has a Don-ald Quijote who uselessly tilts at windmills because he is a nitwit without Sancho beside him, Sancho Panza was deported.
Donut Jackshit Stump, a dictator waiting for the tator to join his dic... keep waiting, loser. There are currently no tators looking for a dic at the employment offices. Saturday, rain is predicted to fall upon the reign of a clown... how very apt. Hope the tanks don't rust and tank on your parade.
This Licknut screwball is afraid of green screens, green cabbage, sprouts, lettuce, green beans... Are they from Mars?
Put Licknut in a hard drive and give him 25 unseen years.
"Nobody has seen in 25 years" Is he serious that he is promoting antique hard drives? Give me a break for fuck's sake.
His mind is that of a child: a seven-year-old, he never reached puberty mentally.
He thinks a man date is a mandate.