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jaykew2012.bsky.social

@jaykew2012.bsky.social

Antwerpen. De rest is parking!

created April 12, 2025

26 followers 9 following 46 posts

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Now replace “tariffs” by “Trump” in that tweet from the orange lump…

30/8/2025, 4:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Due to school shootings the word “bullet” train may scare Americans…

30/8/2025, 4:01:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Europe the word “imbecile” means the same as in the US. It is not translated “president”. Period!

28/8/2025, 10:35:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Flintstones did…

28/8/2025, 5:18:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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InEurope the word “imbecile” means the same as in the US. It is not translated as “president”…

27/8/2025, 6:59:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Er zijn in VL zoveel BV’s en die moeten allemaal aan den bak komen… BV’s op reis, BV’s in Namibië, BV’s koken, BV’s lezen een boek, BV’s gaan kakken… Stop ermee aub… Geef nog eens programma’s waar een gewone sterveling aan mag meewerken… (Blokken bvb…)

23/8/2025, 4:27:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tronald Dump is an imbecile… we all know… Greetings from Europe!

23/8/2025, 4:19:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Some of these tanks are in Ukraine today”… can specify if they are there as an abandonned wreck, a shot into pieces wreck, a burned out wreck or an operational tank sold to Ukraine for wodka bottles by their corrupt crew…

20/8/2025, 4:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Dicktator has spoken…

20/8/2025, 5:37:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be honest: i have never bought a car from a restaurant chain… Why should i buy a meal from a car manufacturer?

18/8/2025, 4:49:17 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Drones” must be read as “debris”…

15/8/2025, 8:07:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blame it on gravity…

14/8/2025, 4:37:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both planes…

13/8/2025, 4:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dementia and policy are equal to Tronald Dump….

11/8/2025, 4:27:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will he get his job review by his boss?

11/8/2025, 4:25:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Square D-5…. Sunk!

11/8/2025, 12:03:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unloaded in a split second…

9/8/2025, 5:39:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder when South Park will be forbidden bij the American Junta… They are checking the limits…. Love that series.

7/8/2025, 5:04:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weet hij niet hoe je zo’n formulier moet invullen voor subsidies?

7/8/2025, 4:59:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vroeger maakten ze er behangerslijm van…

7/8/2025, 2:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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De frieten zullen duurder worden omdat er een solidariteitsbijdrage voor noodlijdende “Patatiens” zal bijkomen. Die mensen zien zwarte sneeuw….

7/8/2025, 2:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the first city on the Moon will be called Luna-City….

6/8/2025, 5:39:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mithril armor worked very well for Frodo in LOTR… Unfortunately, Ukraine is not Middle-Earth…

6/8/2025, 9:47:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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May the surface of the helicopter be too small for all the tags of the shot down drones… Good job to the crew!

2/8/2025, 8:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hij heeft werk gevonden…

2/8/2025, 6:12:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything King Midas touched transferred in gold… everything King Turd touches becomes sh… well, you know…

2/8/2025, 5:59:09 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wehrmacht einheits kannister…

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31/7/2025, 4:50:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ik zou me daar ook comfortabel voelen… Wat eten we trouwens?…

30/7/2025, 4:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ik wist niet dat je die rotdingen ook op een niet hinderlijke manier kon achterlaten… Dwars over t voetpad, voor een garage, in de voortuin, achtergelaten bij n de beek… zo hoort het! Afschaffen die vuiligheid! Pakt ne Velo !

29/7/2025, 9:24:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two large bags , please. Do you have them “extra smelly”?

25/7/2025, 12:51:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She tries to be the (very) light version of Seven of Nine from Star Trek…

21/6/2025, 4:54:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Blue Sky for Smokey Eyes…

21/6/2025, 11:04:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish Fine was right…

21/6/2025, 10:44:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I prefer the original Jake Broe voice.

19/6/2025, 6:24:37 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep them there, please.

30/5/2025, 10:49:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great idea! That will result in publications -in house!- on the benefits of snake oil and on how the full moon has impact on blood pressure… and don’t forget the leech therapy !

28/5/2025, 5:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In early days every village had a village idiot. In the US there are not enough villages….

24/5/2025, 10:00:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Swift, at least, payed her private plane all by herself…

16/5/2025, 8:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like the Golfer in Command got punched by the Boss…

16/5/2025, 8:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the record: American beef and chemicals are the same….

8/5/2025, 4:43:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sherman Firefly vs an electric vacuum cleaner…

7/5/2025, 8:14:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares… thanks to the tariffs the US will be able to buy dozens of fighter jets in surplus… The rest of the world will pay for them! Oh… wait…

7/5/2025, 4:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is all about relativity… the sky, the Earth”s surface, the depth of the sea… all is exchangable… thanks to explosive power (boosting upwards) and gravity (going down)… Don’t worry: Russia is still winning. You have the highest numbers !

4/5/2025, 8:06:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Het ponton waarop ze stonden was niet zichtbaar door de hoge dijk. Ik dacht eerst nog :”hé daar! Den Titanic !”

3/5/2025, 10:52:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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En toen passeerden ze op de Schelde…

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3/5/2025, 4:44:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs a lot of water to flush his shit…

30/4/2025, 5:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view