Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.
“That’s why they call it the American dream. Because you have to be asleep to believe it. “ George Carlin
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Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.
Had no idea he was a Brit. I am automatically a fan now.
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
NEW -- Exactly 10 days after taking the oath early this year, Donald Trump nearly drowned dozens, potentially hundreds, of his own citizens in California’s Central Valley. Why? Because he is one of the most ignorant people you will ever meet. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
I’ve received 10-20 press releases a day for the last 20 years and this is one of the stranger ones I’ve ever read. Something is way, way off here!
70 million. Fleece. What a disaster
Take him out, Dave
8 blown saves for Scott
You know who clearly hasn't handled right-handed pitching? Michael Conforto, whose OPS against righties is 84 points worse than Teoscar's, yet he plays every day against righties. do the dodgers have access to their left fielder's stats or
Me when my wife sees the browser history
This is why I design and build my own airplanes to fly on.
Ugh
Well that explains it.
And another starter over 5 era tomorrow. He is going 6 shutout
Atrocious
Great inning from Pages. GIDP and then atrocious error
This is pure comedy.
Boom
15 innings
Why didn’t he slide?! This team is taking stupid pills again
UPDATE: The firefighter Trump’s ICE goons arrested in Washington was on track for legal status. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
2025 Democratic politics is that scene in every 70s movie where somebody gets their car stolen and runs down the street shaking their fist in the air yelling, "Hey, that's my car!!!"
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
He isn’t going to die until his 90s unfortunately
This strike zone is garbage
Mookie loves to GIDPs
Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
conservatives love having cool beliefs like “political ideology is genetic”
Max Scherzer will pay for his crimes
I'm not the only one to make this point, but there will need to be the equivalent of Nuremberg Trials when this is all over (however long that takes). If there are no consequences for fascists, we'll keep having fascism.
JD Vance asking to be invited into a city feels really on the nose after Sinners
Next week it'll be September. So far no sign of Republicans standing up to Trump in any meaningful way.
Orange county
Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."
Mark Teixeira’s statement about running for Congress right before rolling over to second
Ohtani
Pages is so frustrating sometimes.
Never worried
King
You’re gonna miss a perfect game by the Cincy pitcher
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
If the Dodgers don’t win the title, then i am on the Mariners bandwagon
Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years: -gender does not cause them -SSRIs, no -mental illness, no -internet/gaming, no Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo: suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
I MEAN WE COULD ALSO GET RID OF THE GUNS TOO, YOU RIGHT WING PIECE OF SHIT.
Unspeakably horrible, and somehow also horribly familiar. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
This will be forgotten in 2-3 days. This country sucks.
In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
These messages were just saved from their draft inbox
Brutal. A humiliation ritual.
Bat signal for @kenklippenstein.bsky.social
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The irony/idiocy of this banner currently draped on the Department of Labor building is not lost on me, given all the federal workers he's forced out of their jobs. (Pic via Getty Images)
The children were shot in church. How are your prayers going to help
Mariners fans staring an LA Owns You chant at the Padres fans here. 10/10 no notes
Man, he was rolling too. This is questionable
This is something you find out when you’re 14
*taps the sign* Founded in 2023
Mookie
Great AB, Pages!
Tommy Pham
It’s actually normal for the President to constantly be trying to conceal a large bruise shaped like Majora’s Mask on the back of his hand,
The transformation of the Washington Post editorial page appears to be complete.
historians will have so much fuckin shit to go through documenting the trump presidency but one small thing i hope is not ignored is what his official physicians have claimed over the years
It couldn’t be THAT bad… (opens) … oh it’s worse
Most work he has done I months
1) ABC/NBC should lose license or pay hefty fees because their reporting is mean to him. 2) MD should maybe lose bridge repair funds because Wes Moore was mean to him. 3) The feds should investigate Chris Christie for Bridgegate because he was mean to him.
hakeem jefferies: we are going to run on kitchen table issues zohran mamdami: ok hakeem jefferies: no haha not like that
Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
the thirst remains real 😂
I’d feel a lot better about being down by 1 run, if the Dodgers had more than 6 hits in 21+ innings
I can’t watch Michael Conforto take any more at bats this year
Conforto is my least favorite Dodger since Bauer
It will
I feel like there’s something else that links Pete Rose and Roger Clemens together more than the Hall of Fame. Give me 15 or 16 minutes, I’ll think of it.
I can’t believe they are going to get swept
Roberts decided to take the year off
Padres 5, Freeland 2
I think the division is long gone tbh
This team has officially hit pathetic
And that’s game… 1 GB
There has to be makeup that matches his skin tone better, right? Like, what's going on here? www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/patch-of-discolored-skin-is-visible-on-the-back-of-u-s-news-photo/2231528009
Ghislaine Maxwell revealed details of her warped relationship with child predator Jeffrey Epstein in sensational tapes released on Friday by the Department of Justice.
Too much buddy. Conforto batting sixth is a crime. Padres win 5-3.
Just thinking about the round-the-clock outrage that Fox News and other MAGA media have devoted to Mamdani's proposal to open a handful of city-run grocery stores. Meanwhile, the president literally just nationalized Intel.
Amanda Carpenter paints the DOJ’s release of Maxwell’s interview as a cover-up spin job to shield Trump, not a real disclosure about Epstein. "This was an interview by Trump's lawyer to protect Trump."
And right after this interview with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney, Maxwell was the only sex offender in the US penal system to be transferred to a minimum security Club Fed and is fast-tracked on the pardon list. What a joke.
President Trump fielded questions from reporters in a cap reading "TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING," raising renewed questions about Barack and Michelle Obama's uppity, know-it-all personalities.
Donald Trump raided the home of my UN ambassador as punishment for his public criticism. Out of respect for the presidency, I will say nothing and paint another picture of a dog. by George W. Bush
Reuters poll: 57% of Americans fear that American democracy is in danger — including 4 in 10 Republicans.
Well if there is one thing we know, it’s that Ghislaine Maxwell would never lie to protect herself
I didn’t think the decline of the American Empire would feature a mad king situation, but maybe that was one of the few things I was too optimistic about.
That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.
I am a child of immigrants, a Medicare recipient, and a proud republican. I knew what I was voting for with Trump and I did so willingly. Then he seized my business, sent my family to a prison in Azerbaijian and left me to die on the sidewalk. Would I vote for him again? Absolutely.
lol to anyone who believes that