he had over 1000 yards last year with will levis and mason rudolph under center, you’d be crazy not to
he had over 1000 yards last year with will levis and mason rudolph under center, you’d be crazy not to
that ought to do it
Penix
always the dumbest bastards you know who insist they and only they know how to beat trump
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
it’s absolute peak bluesky brain to think the median voter would give two shits about failed procedural votes in one house of congress.
who cares. it would be out of the news cycle within hours after a failed vote, god i wish you had this much anger over the senators who confirmed him
is that what i think it is
Can we get Epstein's victims as much air time as Cracker Barrel???
he’ll remember this with a grim face as he reluctantly votes for trump in 2028
@eitmonline.bsky.social bring back In Your House wwe ppvs at josh’s house
got into this argument on reddit, there’s a segment of online progressives that think this can all be speechified away
Okay I found the most depressing post
Showing the world I’m a tough hypermasculine man by being WAY more scared than everyone else
@eitmonline.bsky.social please isolate ellito saying “on the cum”
bsky.app/profile/jdjd...
there are many good things about bluesky, the hall monitor energy from the commentariat is not one of them
crime waves are when you see homeless people
they are not cancelling elections because those are creatures of the state. just chill out
he’s literally pushing gop states to redraw their maps because he’s terrified of the election results. hyperbole isn’t helpful
hey everyone, is this a safe space?
youre damn straight youre recording my call for quality and training purposes im the guy youve all been warned about lets do this
this thread is a great reminder that blue sky has major hall monitor energy
OY
@eitmonline.bsky.social imagine you’re on a plane next to elliot and he’s just cackling away while watching anora and throwing a blanket over his lap
Craziest thing that's ever happened to him on an island
villain in an adam sandler netflix movie looking ass
what type of pressure are we talking about? if we’re talking about unconscionable EOs based on petty grievances or literal mob violence, im out.
but other than that mrs. lincoln, how was the play?
you can kill lawyer brain twitter, but not the idea
all this. as a titans fan it’s infuriating watching how much coverage is being given to him over cam ward.
please enjoy this pic of him eating cold spaghetti as a bama “analyst” after UT broke their streak by beating bama in knoxville in 2022
We’re really going to get an executive order about hulk hogan before we get the epstein files, huh
absolutely surprised it’s taken this long for elliot to produce bloody stool @eitmonline.bsky.social
Congratulations to THE BEAR on its 13 #Emmy Nominations, including Outstanding Comedy Series.
BREAKING: On emergency applications from the Solicitor General, Supreme Court holds, 6-3, that further discussion of the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax is a felony.
what other lessons are lower courts supposed to take other than “don’t interfere with presidential prerogatives whatever they may be.”
it’s not a great thing that a majority of the court seems to believe interference of Article II authority constitutes irreparable harm
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
elliot rn @eitmonline.bsky.social
this being the one thing ole donny can’t slip out of would be stone cold hilarious, ngl
the kyle reese interrogation room scene but with less humor
A Nancy Reagan Mystery
*the aristocrats voice* the american voter!
ryan tannehill played in the freaking AFCCG
@eitmonline.bsky.social scott texts diane like: 🐢🐢💦💦💦
elliot wanting to use a P was how they got their kids @eitmonline.bsky.social
LOL
in first amendment cases, the government usually has a high burden to uphold censorship laws, ie, “strict scrutiny.” the court is saying that level of scrutiny isn’t necessary for these type of age verification laws even though it’s a censorship law.
nah i’m good
well that’s fine and all, but the decision basically is gavin newsome proofed.
was thinking this is the majority’s attempt to gavin newsome proof this ruling, isn’t it?
Justice Sotomayor dissenting on birthright citizenship case: "The gamesmanship in this request is apparent and the Government makes no attempt to hide it. Yet, shamefully, this Court plays along. Because I will not be complicit in so grave an attack on our system of law, I dissent."
@eitmonline.bsky.social imagine sitting down for an 8 hour international flight, and down sits elliot next to you loudly cackling while reading Penthouse’s Ladies of Piss special
so far Thune has said he’ll go along with the ruling, but we’ll see
the free speech party!
images you can hear
cue the gunshots!
wow a new jurassic park movie you say? I wonder what will happen this time!!
man, just…don’t
They say the Beach Boys survived the British invasion because of their unique sound. But I think it was that, as a California band, they were 5200 miles away. The British simply didn't have long-range weapons that effectively covered that distance
yes the dissenters were absolutely doing de novo review of the record
rereading morrisons run on batman, and yeah, this tracks
Her name is Racist Grandma, and her journey to being a Trump supporter is more complicated than the divisive narrative the media often tries to spin. Come and learn as we explore her alarming views on the papacy
honestly hard for me to get too worked up when we know full well scotus would have stayed it themselves had the CA9 ruled differently
no
all three articles are equal, but article two is more equal i guess
look, the falcons are up 28-3. let’s just soak in the vibes
If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you
[no idea what you are talking about] got it
no community note
genocide is terrible but also slaughtering 3000 civilians is very good is an argument she is making with a straight face which is something else!
Me at the function completely drug free
to be truly representative of the time it would also have to crash your viewing device upon watching, limewire style
so the judicial nominees will now get even worse. great.
lol
congrats!
the least surprising thing about all of this is that that man got an std from an animal
but walz is calling people names!!1
concerning
the merits is atrocious, of course, but i really detest this style of writing (which i suspect is largely for an audience of one)
scotus has a defined roll via article 3, the supremacy clause, and the first amendment as made applicable to the states via the fourteenth. idk what else to tell you
afaik, speech and debate clause applies solely to us congress.
first amendment arguably may control
@eitmonline.bsky.social I thought the day off was supposed to fix elliot: it hasn’t
My favorite depictions of the teenage mutant ninja turtles are the ones where they don’t seem like teenagers at all but instead seem like loser 35 year olds who have nothing going on but eating pizza and hanging out with a rat because I find that much more relatable to my own life
find someone with more divorced energy, you cannot!
mad and horny online, tough scene
I hope diane never stops bringing this up
tgif
have to firewall any of my boys doing cunnilingus on the reg, that’s just in one of the first cannons!
