When you buy a pound of coffee but it’s 12 ounces.
When you buy a pound of coffee but it’s 12 ounces.
They just needed Andrew Thomas back to give the kid a fair shake.
It was just a little med error humor for her and she didn’t seem amused at all. Gotta take risks in comedy.
Detroit has gotta pressure Lamar or they’re screwed.
Autism was identified 50 years before Tylenol existed but go off Least Kennedy.
Admittedly many things in the world are very bad but not everything! Shout out to everyone from my surgeons to environmental services who helped me along the way. Science and medicine are good!
I got all the pathology back and officially got the word I am cancer free. Starting to feel like myself again. 2 weeks from now I can return to the gym and shake off the rust.
My eyelashes & eyebrows are growing back. Nature is healing.
Jordan Love, the last NFL quarterback to actually throw it downfield, has fallen (checking down at an almost unprecedented rate in Week 3). Jordan love has gone woke.
Jawaan Taylor has lined up illegally every play since with no penalty flag. 🤷♂️
I like that Jawaan Taylor is so bad at knowing where to stand that NBC had an animation all set for when he got another flag for not knowing where to stand.
RUSS ARM PUNT
Gods forbid an announcer criticize Mahomes for playing like utter shit.
Surprised Butker didn’t skip the game to attend a friend’s funeral.
This game’s gonna be a race to 18.
I expect a report by close of business today.
The first person to hate the Arizona Cardinals.
Ew
Absolutely atrocious call by Dallas on 3rd down there. It was 4 down territory. Can’t punt down 10 with this defense.
Today’s NFL Lesson: You don’t have to be good on offense to score a butt load of points. You just have to play a bad defense.
Man, Caleb sure looks like Justin Fields on those easy short throws that bounce in the dirt.
Thanks!
Where?
Dennis Allen is having such a rough day that even the Saints gave up 35 pts in 20 minutes.
Do you think anyone at Fox had ever actually heard Tom Brady speak before they hired him to talk for a living?
YOU WILL SEE
It’s what they do.
This Chicago/Dallas game is a race to 35.
18.59 MPH max speed for Jordan Davis on this score. Fastest speed reached by an NFL player weighing 330+ lb. since at least 2017, per NextGenStats.
If you thought the Jets couldn’t have a more annoying look at me head coach than Robert Saleh then you were wrong.
The Trash Packers finally have a terrifying legendary defense but Jordan Love is a gunslinger by nature and he will never change. Will make things interesting.
Ima need the MPH on Jordan Davis on that TD
Is there any doubt he will get mauled and take a sack on 4th down?
Oh noes!
Jordan Love has 2 minutes to keep the Vikings out of 1st place.
How about a 3 1/2 hour tie?
The Vikings’ season started today.
One does not simply walk into the end zone against Green Bay.
Carson Wentz is simply too good.
Does Jordan Davis get to enter the Ammortal Chamber first?
I’m still alone on “DeMeco Ryans isn’t a good coach island” but I’m holding space for folks to join me this fall.
FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
Officials just uselsss.
Is there a reason why the Vikings have stopped throwing to Justin Jefferson?
Legit thinking about Iowa’s DBs against this Indiana team as the tears stream down my face.
Indiana looks like a juggernaut. That offense is something. You know who also likes to run & gun and score points? Iowa. Should be quite a game.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a game before where 1 team’s defensive backs lost every single rep. This is historic.
Also shocked that Monica Bellucci is a “Hollywood A-Lister” (with all due respect).
Tua’s got 3 years left on his $220M contract. Great job, again, Miami.
Tua isn’t even mid. A bottom 10 QB on a good day.
Just can’t get off the field on 3rd down.
How is this game tied?
And left someone who will remain nameless in the starting 5 when she missed like 30 shots in a row to prove a point.
Fever win. Love this for that little stick of dynamite Kelsey Mitchell. My MVP.
Omw2ymh
Working for ICE?
[extreme Kirk Ferentz voice] That’s one bad quarter. Just need to execute. That’s farming.
Sounds like you need to shut the fuck up.
I realized this morning I am pain free for the first time since December. Very thankful for modern medicine. Science is magic.
this is the funniest graphic you could have made for this
We just have the one house so
But what of the Juggy Girls?
Her: I ordered us some mulch. The mulch:
Spent my entire life trapped behind slow walkers but now I am the slow walker and my entrapped must listen to my discordant footfalls that sound like a cantaloupe slammed in a car door. Follow me straight to hell.
Your players blew up and fell into a sink hole. Tough shit. Should have drafted better depth.
Still can’t believe this shirt is real.
Geno crazy for that one.
I don’t include the Bengals in this group because 1) Burrow takes sacks on purpose, 2) Burrow demanded they spend all their resources on him and WRs, 3) They are not serious people.
When Tua was getting mauled 3 years ago the Dolphins plan to help him was teaching him how to fall rather than protecting him with personnel and scheme. Now we see Jayden Daniels taking just as many hits as he did last year. Caleb is under siege. Are these franchise not seeing what’s happening?
Do you need me to bring you a gummy?
Vikings weren’t winning the Super Bowl anyway this year (Green Bay obviously is) so it makes sense to get a fair evaluation of the QB with a decent offensive line.
It’s not JJ McCarthy’s fault he’s been bad for 7/8 of the season. He’s never been forced to take a test without the answers before. Let’s let him heal up, get Darrisaw back, and see what he can do out there.
What I’m saying is: Travis Kelce retire, bitch.
Not only is he a proud creep but he also can’t play anymore. Week 1 he separated his teammate’s shoulder because he didn’t know how to run a route and week 2 dropped a TD causing a turnover and likely leading to a loss. Absolutely washed and hanging on like he needs the attention. Pathetic.
I didn’t rewatch the game or anything but live it seemed like Jackson was consistently unable to anchor. Seemed on his heels in every replay.
This is very bad football
Almost as old as Lamar
I think people liked him but were afraid of the 4 season ending injuries in a row.
Then we have Penix with a near Dan Marino quick release.
Vikings turning the Falcons into the Purple People Eaters. No idea how it’s a 3 pt game.
We are sitting at 5 of 6 quarters where the Vikings O-line is as bad as it was at the end of last season. Thankfully the season doesn’t start til Darrisaw returns.
Hey someone made a play for the kid! And another one. And another one.
Mahomes missed a deep pass YOU DONT SAY
Josh Simmons can scoot!
Handcuffing me to this endless Cowboys game when I only want to watch the Super Bowl rematch is brutal.
Normally I’d say yes but Johnson very much wants to get something going here to salvage things for winnable games the next 2 weeks.
Statute of Limitations ran out on that case.
Mr Mamdani when will you disavow the Jets
Unfortunately the Bears have to go to Detroit every other weekend now because Amon-Ra St Brown is their daddy. I do not make the rules.
In the NFL they say Week 1 is a liar, which is true. However, if your interior offensive line is bad Week 1 it will get steadily worse all year. Bears, Jets, Steelers, Bengals are all dead in the water.
Conversely, the Jaguars look like an offensive wagon. Liam Cohen is a dude.
The Jets look exactly as poorly prepared as they did under the previous regime. Not sure where this franchise is going because unlike the other bad teams they have a ton of talent. Hard to watch.
Bears gotta crash down and blitz every play or just don’t come out of the locker room for the 2nd half.
Man, Isaac TeSlaa is a beast. Great hands. Great size. Runs like the wind.
On a positive note for the Bears: Rome Odunze is legit and if Williams can fix his mechanics they’ll be a wicked combo for a very long time.
Pressure up the middle is always bad but it is a world ender for Sam Darnold. Glad the guy got paid and gladder it wasn’t from Minnesota.
The good news for Buffalo is the Jets fixed the Bills’ terrible defense.
Boo Birds have arrived 18 minutes into Week 2 for the Jets.