Profile banner
Profile picture

Jefferson-Pilot

@jeffersonpilot.org

Clemson English and Econ alum. Posting expert for @STSouthland.bsky.social Mobilian by birth, Bills fan by the grace of my middle school math class. He/him If you have facts about a violation, send it to compliance@jeffersonpilot.org

created July 13, 2023

556 followers 729 following 6,291 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Glad they got rid of their navy then

3/9/2025, 10:40:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

[al dot com commenter voice] that’s what happens when you hire GAY-len DEI-boer

2/9/2025, 10:15:17 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Yeah managed to snag a very interesting week to move to Baltimore

2/9/2025, 7:45:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Space command? So they're on mac...

2/9/2025, 2:50:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #7900 from S05 -E19 - Matsuba Crab-629277
2/9/2025, 2:30:11 PM | 129 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Baltimore Banner (@thebaltimorebanner.com) reposted

Baltimore records 7 homicides in August, fewest on record

1/9/2025, 11:00:15 PM | 60 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Kendall Briles vs. Steve Belichick image
2/9/2025, 12:23:48 AM | 312 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

"who wants to know"

1/9/2025, 9:44:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

my third is longest lol

1/9/2025, 9:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

it should be legal to punch people that say 'normies' unironically

1/9/2025, 9:40:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

tyfys

1/9/2025, 9:36:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

what the hell is a nate silver, is that like colloidal silver

1/9/2025, 9:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says

1/9/2025, 9:19:50 PM | 2066 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Clemson would be foaming at the mouth angry if meeting at the paw got fined but that's just bc it would be very expensive

1/9/2025, 9:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Soon to be back in an area without easy access to conecuh, last time I had to drive an hour each way to get it, thank god they got good at shipping their product out.

1/9/2025, 9:07:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

you don’t know anything about our relationship

1/9/2025, 8:52:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

classic Emma™ Bot™ post

1/9/2025, 8:39:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Looking good sir! Photo unrelated

1/9/2025, 6:54:54 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Eventually all things evolve towards a Goodall form

1/9/2025, 4:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture pork, cheese, broccoli rabe (@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz) reposted

happy labor day

1/9/2025, 11:19:09 AM | 3841 1795 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

LinkedIn song TikTok’s final boss

1/9/2025, 11:09:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Watching the highlights from Miami-Notre Dame, I weirdly like CJ Carr

1/9/2025, 11:05:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

10% abv wrestling tall boy calling to me like the green goblin mask

setproms escapes SUIKEDR RONBLEW 10% N.G.M SenDronwie escapes SPIKE 1mp WAW RUMBLE RUNBLE PUNCH MATURAL LEMON, STRAWBERRY, WATERMELOA &GAYA FLAVORS AND ARTIFICIAL SWETENE CONTAINS ALCOHOL 1 1 PINT, 7,5FL.OL. PUNCH MATURAL LEMON, STRANDEE & GUAVA FLAVORS ANG MONICH CONTAINS ALCONUL
31/8/2025, 10:39:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Nothing to do with every other high school coach in the U.S. moonlighting as an American history and civics teacher, surely

31/8/2025, 10:33:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Honestly thought I only got it bc I’m in SC

31/8/2025, 10:13:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill DiFilippo (@billdifilippo.bsky.social) reposted

“y’all know who else was denied three times…”

31/8/2025, 10:00:30 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

VT gets to Sellers for a safety, it's 7-2

31/8/2025, 7:38:51 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

It has a handle for added liquid stability options

31/8/2025, 12:58:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

31/8/2025, 12:54:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

My body made this decision in 2020 and now my cats are locked into the schedule so I’ll never be able to change

31/8/2025, 12:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C H I L I (@chili.bsky.social) reposted

when is Clemson’s first game

31/8/2025, 12:22:47 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

A new challenger in the sandwich debate arises

31/8/2025, 12:35:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Man I miss listening to 92 zew

31/8/2025, 11:37:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Woke up and watched the ending. God damn it.

31/8/2025, 9:04:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Not getting drawn into catch debates. That’s bait

31/8/2025, 2:17:44 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Wouldn’t be a big Clemson game without a controversial call

31/8/2025, 2:16:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

You know he’s got a v unique denomination

31/8/2025, 12:32:23 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted

clemson got a white lineman with corn rows dabo’s never been more powerful

31/8/2025, 12:30:39 AM | 100 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Hmmmm almost as if LSU can’t handle the noise levels in the stadium

31/8/2025, 12:24:18 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Idk personally

31/8/2025, 12:19:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Clemson has three points. One for The Father One for The Son One for The Holy Spirit

31/8/2025, 12:15:12 AM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Tbh the Clemson mascots are boring without their edsbs backstory

31/8/2025, 12:13:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

1

31/8/2025, 12:12:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SHAKIN' THE SOUTHLAND (@stsouthland.bsky.social) reposted

CLEMSON FOOTBALL

31/8/2025, 12:11:55 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

It’s the sidekick mascot, aka the cub

31/8/2025, 12:10:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

CLEMSON CLEMSON CLEMSON

31/8/2025, 12:09:24 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Was at senior bowl practice once and Mike Shula did a WW2 style loyalty test on me before turning his name tag around.

31/8/2025, 12:06:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

I think it’s older than me lol

31/8/2025, 12:04:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Sorry that you’re wrong?

31/8/2025, 12:02:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Yes

31/8/2025, 12:00:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Au contraire I love that little bitch

31/8/2025, 12:00:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

It’s a result of Clemson’s campus being so space limited. Locker room used to be up the hill from that side, but when they moved it to being in the stadium the only space was on the west (opposite) end. Tradition was well established at that point so they just bus around.

30/8/2025, 11:59:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

????? It’s literally in the Appalachians

30/8/2025, 11:58:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SHAKIN' THE SOUTHLAND (@stsouthland.bsky.social) reposted

YOU WERE (nearly) WOODAZ’D

30/8/2025, 11:55:15 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

As an alum: The Cub used she/her pronouns and would rather not porky pig it. 8ball didn’t remember to put pants on.

30/8/2025, 11:54:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Loud as shit. Cannon embodiment of “the motion of the ocean”

30/8/2025, 11:52:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SHAKIN' THE SOUTHLAND (@stsouthland.bsky.social) reposted

BK face
30/8/2025, 11:50:55 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Berkes (@peterberkes.bsky.social) reposted

Unfortunately I do have to hand it to em, it’s good

30/8/2025, 11:50:36 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

That’s the cub

30/8/2025, 11:49:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Child 8 ball

30/8/2025, 11:49:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SHAKIN' THE SOUTHLAND (@stsouthland.bsky.social) reposted

WERE BACK. LETS WATCH SOME GOD DAMN CLEMSON FOOTBALL.

30/8/2025, 11:39:34 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

image
30/8/2025, 11:12:06 PM | 1390 258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Incredible bird there. The kids are alright.

30/8/2025, 11:12:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Heavily gerrymandered state senate vote-ass score

30/8/2025, 10:52:44 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AD (@apdirtybird.bsky.social) reposted

*Tessitore effect intensifying*

30/8/2025, 10:38:16 PM | 13 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Pronounced sumrull right. RIGHT?

30/8/2025, 10:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

He so lucky that he managed to bring in CJ and he was still there. Only timeline where he manages to smooth things out and get the job

30/8/2025, 10:49:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Every big game he calls gets the Buffalo Wild Wings chaos treatment

30/8/2025, 10:45:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

“Go cwempson” hopeful hamster
30/8/2025, 10:37:37 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Gameday fit check

Clemson 1981 National Champions Homefield Apparel hoodie
30/8/2025, 10:35:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Blaze it

30/8/2025, 10:11:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Ngl I think bama boosters will be able to muster this

30/8/2025, 10:09:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

100% chance DeBoer is fired this year

30/8/2025, 10:07:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Just isn’t the same without a cut to Nick shaking his head

30/8/2025, 8:39:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Wingo why did you jump

30/8/2025, 7:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Said while standing

30/8/2025, 6:41:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

In a way 0 is just a never ending arch

30/8/2025, 6:41:06 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture IDtheMIKE aka Varian Skye (@idthemike.xyz) reposted

just once I want the announcers to go "This kid is an absolute dirtbag. I couldn't wait to stop interviewing him. He smelled like a burp."

30/8/2025, 6:39:13 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Holy shit what a catch

30/8/2025, 6:38:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Call that pass a flying buttress bc it was ass!!

30/8/2025, 6:28:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reposted

Roman Empire obsessives 🤝 Texas fans exaggerating about how good arch is

30/8/2025, 6:15:54 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Roman Empire obsessives 🤝 Texas fans exaggerating about how good arch is

30/8/2025, 6:15:54 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Offensive wizard dials up “QB power 4 times in a row”

30/8/2025, 6:13:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Sark making Arch Manning look like Tim Tebow (Derogatory)

30/8/2025, 6:09:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reposted

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK

Mac system pop up An item named
30/8/2025, 3:38:29 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

NO

30/8/2025, 5:48:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Kentucky Toledo, first drunk game of the day

30/8/2025, 5:46:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Burt's Intelligence Agency

30/8/2025, 5:41:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

twoledo

30/8/2025, 5:39:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

[20s mid-Atlantic accent radio voice] A spectacular high-flying first half between the Ohio State Buckeye Nuts and those Longhorns from down south.

30/8/2025, 5:39:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Lifted my spirits a bit

30/8/2025, 4:31:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Live

30/8/2025, 4:31:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Yeah I remember watching this life with my dad and we just turned to each other and laughed

30/8/2025, 4:30:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

Guy that has a fishing hook on his hat brim despite never fishing a day in their life

30/8/2025, 4:29:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture treb (@treblaw.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 1:13:37 PM | 1455 281 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reposted

Bittersweet to say goodbye to Lee Corso, one of the final pillars of the college football I fell in love with as a kid. I watched every second of gameday every week for probably a decade. I’m glad he’s retiring, it’s time, but I’m thrilled he gets one last show.

30/8/2025, 1:35:56 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture static klinger (@jessespector.com) reposted

alt text: nick saban looks at a row of five cocks

30/8/2025, 3:49:52 PM | 15 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org) reply parent

Are you saying that she devoured them aggressively or like, insulted them with slurs as she ate them?

30/8/2025, 3:43:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jefferson-Pilot (@jeffersonpilot.org)

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK

Mac system pop up An item named
30/8/2025, 3:38:29 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sōcrātes Johnson Ferry Cross the Mersey (@socratesjohnson.bsky.social) reposted

Im sorry did a politicsball happen on this sports website

30/8/2025, 3:12:48 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view