my name is jeff ๐ 36 he / him
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hmm 2 : the return of perhaps
open.spotify.com/track/6sbXGU... this song came on when i was in the car earlier, i forgot what an absolute jam it is. i don't think i've heard it in 25 actual years
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quote post me like one of your french girls
"Alright, places ladies, places. Annemarie, Suzanne, you two are in the first number. Suzanne, how about you try not to fall on your face this time? Lorraine, go see Todd in makeup, you look like a clown. And Nancy, for chrissakes, put on some underwear."
understandable have a nice day
wtf how did you know ๐ญ
meatwad gets bluesky call that skeetwad
meatwad from Ireland call that peatwad ๐
pronouncing it "macaron-eye"
getting a tattoo of a QR code that leads to a video of "never gonna give you up" by rick astley
what if hornet had a gun
ATTENSHUN EBERYWUN! As sum of youse hab heard abowt anudder noodlez video an are clamoring tuo see it... I presentz the mees eatin more noodlez!
one has a cat on it we are *so* back
someone put up 2 halloween flags in their yard already we love to see it ๐
pink peony club is this anything
wait a minute green veggie dogs! totally doable ok green hot dogs are back on everyone
the actual hot dogs aren't gonna be green bc i don't think that could be accomplished in a moderately healthy manner but green mustard would be easy to accomplish, i think i know green ketchup is real bc ive had it. that & purple ketchup. the 90's were real and also happened
(i'm gonna keep on dancin 'cause they're not cooked yet :3)
the pink hotdog club i'm gonna keep on dancin at the pink hotdog club pink hotdog club.
hot dog club meetup on st patricks day to eat green hot dogs anyone?
doe up from the flo up
deer up
deer are dog
truuth
shit is fire ๐ฅ
fuck it hot dog burrito
milk of amnesia
i should be able to take my brain out and put it in a little jar containing a fizzy solution like people do with dentures
you really never know when a dish could use some razzing up
the first rule of hot dog club is we never shut tf the hell up about hot dog club the second rule of hot dog club is be yourself and have a good time the third rule of hot dog club is bring your own mustard unless u forget it its fine who cares
beavers be eating hot logs....
mayonnaise salad
hamurger hot dog
not to flex or anything but i pet 3 dogs this morning
meatloaf 2
frog toad frog toad 2 : super frog toad
frogulent frogulence
sweet babe
hambidextrous : when you have a hot dog in each hand
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
signing on for this
sleep tight lovelies
(guy who's about to invent fermentation) nah i bet it's still good
maintaining eye contact is 5th base
it's the remix to ignition hold my hand while i'm pissin'
a beach called comic sands
pee is stored in the heart <3
happy halloween everybody
Carrying a conversation counts as cardio
tuna sandwich salad
you're telling me a tuna salad in this sandwich?
chillin in the club in my b-boy stance my hoodie on with a squirrel in my pants
where to cop
"with a corn dog for the penis part"
yeah ok
don't you wonder sometimes about sound and vision, fuckaas?
Happy birthday Loki!!!
i'm not sure if it's possible, but i find it very funny, for some reason
i do like bologna but naur. just a hot dog circle. like a hotdogboros. it would fit perfectly around the confines of the bread. bologna sandwiches on bagels are banger, though
twitter is...just weird, now. do they have far more active members? yes. has this provided for a superior internet experience? FUCK no
or bots. let's not forget about bots
oh no, our website is becoming smaller and thus far easier to navigate!!! imagine how many of these are accounts that joined in november 2024. not such bad news anymore now is it ๐ค
ok this is seriously freaking epic ๐
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#september #earthwind&fire
if there's no mustard in your heaven... you're in a different place ;]
i'm pleasantly surprised & genuinely honored to be a part of your skircle =]
somebody up there's hungry!
no i let it float up toward the heavens
round hot dog on a bagel
Happy birthday Izzy!!!
The line for cheese is called the queueso
*asking the clown if he can make me a balloon hot dog* "hey can you make me a balloon hot dog"
fuck it praying mantis on the window endangered ahh species
*cracks white monster* heh...now, tomba...*that* was a game...
if you could will yourself to hallucinate one particular thing what would it be
sames
who is she...
every fry is a cheese fry if you put cheese on it never give up! there's always cheese
pickle juice vape would u smash?
every time you say "spiritual but not religious" an angel puts its hair into a man bun
cell phones do not exist. we are all just staring at our hands and hallucinating wildly
horse deniers are not allowed in my club house at this time. i will consider opening up talks at a later point should they provide any concrete evidence to back their claims. thanks for your time. jeff
the existence of the horse as an animal proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that horses are real.
oooh that sounds lovely
ding dong you're opinion is wrong
it ok blerr some fries are made from other stuff like sweet potato and whatnot
i said maybe a salamander could join the navy
GHOST SHIRT GHOST SHIRT GHOST SHIRT
quoth the raven, โget bentโ
i said maybe potatoes go well with gravy
using the radioactive shrimp to see in the dark
is sebulba going to be there ๐
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