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Toby is not allowed in my bedroom during the day (because he has scratched holes in two different comforters, and likes to put his butt directly on my pillow) but I was on a work call and was putting laundry away and didn't notice him sidle up behind me until it was too late, and here we are.
Where I go when Chinese food makes me sick.
Jar on the counter says "hips appreciated"
51 home runs for Big Dumper
Still a little mad at Lou for skipping Ichiro's jersey retirement ceremony, but this helps make up for it.
Lol and now Polanco, love to see it.
Cal and Julio back to back. Let's. Go.
#51 for Cal, let's go Mariners!
Feeling pretty good about this decision.
Is Bernie going to eat that whole thing? He should carapace himself.
She's a 10 but she's afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9.
Tried this line before. The woman did not seem amused as she handed me my Blizzard.
State dinners are now called Sunshine State dinners.
Glad to see Pritzker standing up forcefully against the current tyrant in chief. Needless to say, none of this is normal, and every day it’s pushing us closer and closer to an outright shooting war. If you’re a member of the military, remember you swore an oath to the Constitution above all else.
Folks we are absolutely coasting through the first day back at work after a long weekend. I especially want to thank everyone who did not call or email me today, you people made this happen.
Toby is like Roman Roy in that one of his defining character traits is his inability to sit normally on a piece of furniture.
When you remember that it is only a four day work week.
JB coming right out and saying what NYT and WaPo have twisted themselves into gordian knots trying to tip-toe around.
If Jordon leaves Belichick for Trump, we should let her have the "gold digger" trademark.
Never happier than when I don't even know who somebody (Stancil) is. Frankly, I don't want to know.
"What Donald Trump Implying That Baltimore Is Part Of Illinois Says About Joe Biden's Mental Decline"
bluesky hasn’t become massive but it’s not because we’re an echo chamber, it’s because we’re annoying in a ton of other ways and i think that’s beautiful
Bluesky and Trump rn
She's a 10 but she's afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9.
Spent all day listening to Albert Collins, Howlin' Wolf, and John Mayall, because nobody tells me to avoid Bluesguyism.
Work thing that I haven't started yet that was due this afternoon is now due Thursday afternoon. *This* is what we want to see on the first day back from a long weekend.
(Brian Wilson voice) First Green Lake run at a 7:00 mile in, oh, I don't know how long.
Dreamed I was in the serial killer house except instead of Monica and Rachel's apartment he had the Bankses' Bel-Air mansion, and when you opened the door, Jazz came flying out.
Belichick insisted he did not know anything about the balloons being deflated.
Jesus, now they're trying to Make America Give up Acetaminophen.
When you remember that it is only a four day work week.
Bill Belichick is just now entering the most entertaining phase of his “Giuliani arc”
(Horace Greeley voice):
Belichick insisted he did not know anything about the balloons being deflated.
ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
Somebody got a little too excited watching a 48-14 game.
Haven't seen someone from Massachusetts lose to Texas Christians since John Kerry
CERN's gonna be discovering new particles with the levels of "we're on to Cincinnati" energy we're about to see at Belichick's postgame press conference.
Mike Lombardi right now
Thinking we might want to throw this team back in.
North Carolina fans right now:
Sark, DeBoer, and Belichick all getting embarrassed in one weekend is just an incredible trifecta for Seattle sports fans.
CERN's gonna be discovering new particles with the levels of "we're on to Cincinnati" energy we're about to see at Belichick's postgame press conference.
North Carolina fans right now:
Too little too late, I fear. But thanks all the same.
Oh good we get a minimum of another 16 hours of this.
Thinking we might want to throw this team back in.
I feel like it's getting harder to distinguish between the sincere conspiracy theories and all the jokes about there being conspiracy theories, which originally was kind of part of the joke but now is getting a little out of hand.
If the Mariners were smart what they would do is start scoring some runs.
If Carolina rolls it’ll be an exact replay of the first month of Coach Prime hype at Colorado before reality kicked in
Oof, Randy don't let the tribute video go to your head, you still gotta catch that.
When you've got the nation hooked on North Carolina football.
Aw they did a tribute video for Randy? That's nice.
Today's harvest.
Once again getting our stretches in, and at his age hopefully Belichick is too.
He’s not even Nate Bronze, he’s like Nate Cardboard at this point
Trying to hide his face in the proof of life photo.
Extremely rare image of both of us holding still at the same time.
Spent all day listening to Albert Collins, Howlin' Wolf, and John Mayall, because nobody tells me to avoid Bluesguyism.
Toby/Penny bonus content for a lazy Monday afternoon.
Extremely rare image of both of us holding still at the same time.
Dreamed I was in the serial killer house except instead of Monica and Rachel's apartment he had the Bankses' Bel-Air mansion, and when you opened the door, Jazz came flying out.
Trying to hide his face in the proof of life photo.
White House releases photos of President Reagan healthy and barbecuing this weekend.
tfw you’ve just rendered aid to a woman fleeing domestic violence
can’t sleep need to know what actually happened on that highway in new hampshire
Lee Corso is now 6 for 6 on his final picks.
Looks great, good choice with the olives.
Irish getting closer.
big sharks in ireland are called meg o’lodons
Brought to you by Nestlé Atoll House.
(Walton Goggins putting on a fake mustache) What? No, my name is...Herbert Scroggins.
One game is over, while the second game has not yet begun: now is the time of walks.
Oh my goodness South Carolina.
Be sure to stick around after the tour for a refreshing glass of amontillado.
Maybe the real definition of what is or is not a catch was the friends we made along the way.
Go Mariners!
Can't be too careful after the fake Coldplay CEO statement.
My mom is really putting some thought into this week's New Yorker caption contest.
Brought to you by Nestlé Atoll House.
Julio 2-RBI infield base hit. Let's. Go. Mariners.
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
Getting our stretches in before another exciting afternoon of college football.
Arozarena 2-run game-tying home run, let's go Mariners!
JB Pritzker is like if Gavin Newsom actually gave a shit about this country *and* understood that appealing to the people who want to destroy it is not how the Dems win back the White House.
thank you for your feedback 30 internet strangers i hadn't considered the less funny version of my joke
Monster run from Jonah Coleman but on review his butt cheek was down at the 3, ran it in on the next play
For long.
Jonah Coleman can't be stopped.
When your football craving has been satisfied but it's been a long day and you're ready to go to sleep.
Are people actually at the UW game? There's been noticeably little traffic going past my house towards Husky Stadium tonight. Glad if transit use is up, but I feel like that wouldn't explain the lack of people coming from the west.
