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maybe he'll have some cops plant something on Cuomo
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maybe he'll have some cops plant something on Cuomo
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haha
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everyone should be wearing clown noses now, this place is Clown Town
Oklahoma Comic Arts Foundation (@okcomicarts.bsky.social) reposted
PANEL ALERT! GIMME A BREAK! How Three Comics Pros Made it to the Mainstream Find out how to break into comics from Isaac Goodheart (Christopher Chaos), @gavinguidry.bsky.social (Action Comics) and @jeffparker.bsky.social (Zootopia), moderated by Brian Winkeler (Garbage Pail Kids)!
Phil Hester (@philhester.bsky.social) reposted
If you like Swamp Thing like I like Swamp Thing, you should attend Hero Initiative's Drink and Draw at this year's Rose City Comic-con for an opportunity to own this giant sketch by yours truly.
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Duke Leto, bite down on the tooth
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👏
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I know your will be their
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Google should be embarrassed and tech bros, stop shoveling your garbage AI at us
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gosh!
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yeah, the implication that you are the worst people to entrust a dog too is funny and just going to get funnier
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yes, fuck that guy
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read my post again Paul
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worst barbershop quintet ever
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🥳🎵🎂
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turn back! this way lies madness
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and this from a YALE man
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what, did he give Scott a lift from the airport one time or something
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tobacco is good, actually
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one day someone will make Hugo a little turtleneck sweater.
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"the rest of us introduce ourselves by our first names"
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*Bounty Hunter*
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you can bring Memoryman into the DCU
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and find out Chloe's uncle is a puppet
Parker (@jeffparker.bsky.social) reply parent
you can't beat that end where Mary starts looking back and forth at Elvis and Jesus and goes aha
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Spinch is like the Elves of LOTR, she can walk on snow without sinking in
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he's the best part of Hail Caesar
Zoe Tunnell (@zoewithasword.bsky.social) reposted
Hey it is a BIG COMIC DAY and in all the fuss you should make sure you pick up CLOSER. Kieron, Steve and Tamra have told a beautiful, haunting apocalypse romance one-shot here that is so deeply, clearly something that could only have been made by this specific creative team. Go buy it!!
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they really don't get that when she ran, and also Jeb! was running, it just came across as dynastic trade-offs, where your options were either a Bush or Clinton. That was a big part of voters staying home and no one takes the lesson
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I have to think after all she grew up seeing she's not considering running for office at all and this is just some rando's post
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"C'monnnn, cash-app the money so I can send ya the pill."
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the one where he pours the Bud Light down the toilet, I am ready for the constant emails
John Allison (@badmachinery.com) reposted
I've finished re-tooling my complicated pages for my Webtoon editor. I moaned when I realised I was going to have to do it but every one was a fun logic puzzle to be solved. On some I had to extract elements from the page so it could be chopped up...
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what do you have in the bottom, bricks?
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the high-up chuds will probably try to hang together as long as they can, but they will definitely chuck her in the bin immediately
Dylan Todd (@dylantodd.bsky.social) reposted
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just one of those stray thoughts that a site like this helps me purge, no Yoakum news or anything
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there was one parked on my street the other day and it put me in a horrible mood!
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Dwight Yoak-them
Owen Dennis (@oweeeeendennis.bsky.social) reposted
I'm constantly telling people in these studios that, if you're thoughtful, a 2D movie with a budget of 7-10 million can feel like a 50-70 million dollar movie. 3D? Not as likely. Cheap 3D tends to look like cheap 3D, no matter how hard you try to hide it. You can really do amazing things with 2D.
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Oh you're an AI-Artist? You're legit? I bet you really shred in Guitar Hero too
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ok, setting it up to expect 3 letters was sloppy, sure
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my dudes
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why is lamb and mask throwing em
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here's what they are, I couldn't think of the name: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electro...
Parker (@jeffparker.bsky.social) reply parent
my dad briefly ran an arcade around then and it had those early cabinet games which mostly had a light gun to shoot targets in a diorama with some little props like flying saucers
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or a milkshake
Ken Lowery (@kenlowery.bsky.social) reposted
Apple cider donut, imo
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The age gap, even wider!
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Thanks for nothing!
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when the bros die laughing and then say "I don't even know what that's from!"
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especially when presented by a boyfriend
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it really was!
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John Mulaney as the new Robert Culp
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The one Columbo tradition I'd kind of like to see them try, though it might be too confusing with modern always-accessible tv, is to bring an actor back as a different villain
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48 to 14, Yikes
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that's kind of how I already dress, I want to work up to that stately farmer look one day!
Parker (@jeffparker.bsky.social) reply parent
6 is the one I'm talking about. The first half of the season I really only was into the Mulaney episode, and the second half of the season got much stronger.
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imagine AI trying to emulate the horniness of Wally Wood art.
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did you get to the Bad Seed/Evil Girl episode?
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I propose a BABE screening for all of us
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also I am not the Inktober guy, I always advise people to do their paying work and ignore it
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I really enjoyed this season of Poker Face but since Lyonne bummed everyone out by shilling for AI, there's not as many people to talk about it with this time.
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we all want the Bloody Large Glasses.
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well now, that's all of us
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the white hair fooled me!
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yes I am planning on de-aging Matt, mainly I just want to dress like him
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Kate Heartfield (@kateheartfield.com) reposted
One of my favourite Graham Greene roles. That dry delivery.
nobody (@petbugs13.bsky.social) reposted
so what if the reason they aren't letting Trump talk is that he had a Fetterman stroke and now he is woke
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🏁
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"If found, please return to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue"
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I mean the shirt as identifier/reminder alone
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BREATHE with an EEEeeee
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a children of the corn could be sleeping in there
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
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I've gone back and forth on this, but I get the reasoning.
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this is the way☝️
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I thought I felt something click in place, in the universe
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yes. In the article, the only one that sounds interesting is by Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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please! rough in some crappy lettering in your layout so their good lettering has the space to breath.
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twice, too!
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I was more attuned to the shelf-space grabbing by celeb picture books when my kids were small, the famous names always get paired with top artists to make their cloying self indulgences seem legit, with a rare good one. But they never stick with kids, don't get requested a lot
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like... from a treatment... that makes one's hair fall out?
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yep, his head is buzzzzzed (and he looks barely reanimated)
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ooh, I didn't see it
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trying to start a movement to egg on a patient into doing something inadvisable
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is this other people spitballing too? I mean it seems likely
Parker (@jeffparker.bsky.social)
Since no news outlet I've heard of before will cover it, I'll be your source with pure guesswork- Trump is laid up from triple bypass surgery. If he wants to prove that's not true, walk outside the White House on live tv, simple
Critical Nostalgia (@highway62.bsky.social) reposted
My wife and I went to Paris last year and on our first day there, we got some labor history. Like how the baguette became common because it obviated the need for workers to carry knives at all times because when Parisians get upset, the guide said, they RIOT. That's what's up.
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this TikTok "Murder a neighbor in their home" challenge goes too far, imo
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Bluescolds 1, Dan 0
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What a world!
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nm I saw the other post, and the rope!
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the one with the rope, right?
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I think of him as Colonel Pickering from My Fair Lady, but sure
Parker (@jeffparker.bsky.social) reply parent
good point, we didn't distinguish the screenplay- it then blurs more when you think about Dahl writing You Only Live Twice