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ily2 bb
I have five dollars and limited social cachet, but lots of fun jackets.
645 followers 401 following 1,912 posts
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ily2 bb
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay great
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Cock.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you want a map?
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You know where to find me
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I want every yass slay diva, no character actors, and a courtesy straight guy who I would 😍
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
We can plant the seeds of a beautiful future
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Hellooooo
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Then we won’t worry about it
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I can teach you
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Chirp chirp
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a victim 😳
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
With the hand too
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Optimistic!
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
His friends saw
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
He was walking by and glanced at me
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep in mind that I’m in the suburbs of a deeply conservative state
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social)
Was the guy at the gym who did the blowjob gesture calling me gay or trying to say he wants to do gay?
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Just keep drinking
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
🙂↔️
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
There are startling omissions all throughout the book.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
If that’s what’s asked of me
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Boner related activities
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Credit carding all your cracks
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Abundance = fossil fuels + big tech, let’s be crystal clear.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr. Stun
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re really good at it
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
A place where everyone can use psychotic team names <3
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I have strong feelings about this one.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s do a grunge authentic local experience trivia night to balance it out
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Those mounds are not flat
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in an acceptable state!
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s because I remembered Uncut Gems
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
If we think about it real hard, we can almost see it
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
We should be curious about our bodies. It’s healthy.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll have a bris filter too
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social)
Keep thinking I need to say something nice and earnest on here, but the only thing I can think to write is “a FaceApp filter that lets you see what it’d look like if you were uncut”
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social)
Just bought coffee I didn’t want. Can somebody explain my behavior to me?
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social)
Jane is like krak for gay guys
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Goodness gracious
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I just feel like you’d hold me so tenderly
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The deklein
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re both to blame. Nobody’s innocent.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s actually good
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I’m a cross between Nicolette and Margene (talking about a different show unprompted)
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey you need to buy more lube
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The jury just laid down with their legs held back
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Jinkies…
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally did the same thing today
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Get me OUT of swiftie territory
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You shouldn’t have to, beautiful
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank yoooou
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you remind me to listen to this tomorrow?
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You look great
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we can go
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay put your shoes on
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I want him and the guy who makes the pope’s robes to pummel me
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s YOUR special day
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
When he ♥️
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay we can share
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too. Here’s a good idea - you buy us both sweet treats.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s get a pool
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Send me the deets
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yu-Gi-…. Carly
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned this working at a vet’s office. I put sugar up a looot of cat butts.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Meeee
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a convenient activity
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Mhm mhm. Can you pan down?
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Waaaait I love that idea
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s true
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to follow hot guys and then unfollow them when they start talking about pokemon too much
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually I think that sounds nice tonight
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
But it’s only 8:30
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re becoming less and less distinguishable.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
We love to hear your thoughts
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I can give you a look over, if that would be helpful
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Need you
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s cic
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
This world is full of sin
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
BOINK
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Through the fly. Just give n go.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
The flame heart is such a great detail
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social)
Crack
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be my preference
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yourkonos
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s so much beauty in the world
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m up! I’m up!
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah for sure
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You do have a nice nose
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s get active
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Jessica
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s my hope that he’d fold me
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
As somebody who’s local to the origin of Crumbl, I can tell you they were never good in the first place.
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Seee you get it
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck kill, marry fuck, kill marry
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
You have great tattoos
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
It looks really good
crevette (@jematoi.bsky.social) reply parent
Just gasped a little