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crevette

@jematoi.bsky.social

I have five dollars and limited social cachet, but lots of fun jackets.

created November 4, 2023

645 followers 401 following 1,912 posts

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ily2 bb

6/9/2025, 2:07:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay great

6/9/2025, 12:43:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cock.

5/9/2025, 9:21:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you want a map?

5/9/2025, 5:32:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know where to find me

5/9/2025, 4:36:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want every yass slay diva, no character actors, and a courtesy straight guy who I would 😍

5/9/2025, 3:31:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can plant the seeds of a beautiful future

5/9/2025, 2:31:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hellooooo

5/9/2025, 2:31:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then we won’t worry about it

5/9/2025, 12:36:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can teach you

5/9/2025, 12:34:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chirp chirp

4/9/2025, 9:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a victim 😳

4/9/2025, 8:12:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the hand too

4/9/2025, 7:55:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Optimistic!

4/9/2025, 7:50:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His friends saw

4/9/2025, 7:50:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was walking by and glanced at me

4/9/2025, 7:50:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep in mind that I’m in the suburbs of a deeply conservative state

4/9/2025, 7:40:15 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was the guy at the gym who did the blowjob gesture calling me gay or trying to say he wants to do gay?

4/9/2025, 7:35:10 PM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just keep drinking

4/9/2025, 5:19:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙂‍↔️

4/9/2025, 5:13:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are startling omissions all throughout the book.

4/9/2025, 5:12:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that’s what’s asked of me

4/9/2025, 3:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boner related activities

4/9/2025, 3:22:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Credit carding all your cracks

4/9/2025, 3:21:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abundance = fossil fuels + big tech, let’s be crystal clear.

4/9/2025, 2:18:44 PM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dr. Stun

4/9/2025, 2:52:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re really good at it

4/9/2025, 12:44:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A place where everyone can use psychotic team names <3

4/9/2025, 4:52:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have strong feelings about this one.

4/9/2025, 4:46:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s do a grunge authentic local experience trivia night to balance it out

4/9/2025, 4:39:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those mounds are not flat

4/9/2025, 4:14:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in an acceptable state!

4/9/2025, 12:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s because I remembered Uncut Gems

3/9/2025, 6:30:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we think about it real hard, we can almost see it

3/9/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should be curious about our bodies. It’s healthy.

3/9/2025, 6:28:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll have a bris filter too

3/9/2025, 6:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep thinking I need to say something nice and earnest on here, but the only thing I can think to write is “a FaceApp filter that lets you see what it’d look like if you were uncut”

3/9/2025, 6:10:50 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just bought coffee I didn’t want. Can somebody explain my behavior to me?

3/9/2025, 3:16:38 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jane is like krak for gay guys

3/9/2025, 3:13:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodness gracious

3/9/2025, 3:04:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just feel like you’d hold me so tenderly

3/9/2025, 3:03:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The deklein

3/9/2025, 2:53:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re both to blame. Nobody’s innocent.

3/9/2025, 2:52:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s actually good

3/9/2025, 2:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I’m a cross between Nicolette and Margene (talking about a different show unprompted)

3/9/2025, 2:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey you need to buy more lube

2/9/2025, 4:54:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The jury just laid down with their legs held back

1/9/2025, 8:04:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jinkies…

1/9/2025, 2:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally did the same thing today

1/9/2025, 3:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get me OUT of swiftie territory

1/9/2025, 2:38:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You shouldn’t have to, beautiful

1/9/2025, 2:34:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank yoooou

1/9/2025, 2:14:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you remind me to listen to this tomorrow?

1/9/2025, 2:10:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You look great

31/8/2025, 10:28:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now we can go

31/8/2025, 8:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay put your shoes on

31/8/2025, 4:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want him and the guy who makes the pope’s robes to pummel me

31/8/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s YOUR special day

31/8/2025, 3:33:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he ♥️

31/8/2025, 1:52:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay we can share

31/8/2025, 1:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too. Here’s a good idea - you buy us both sweet treats.

31/8/2025, 1:55:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s get a pool

31/8/2025, 1:51:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Send me the deets

31/8/2025, 1:50:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yu-Gi-…. Carly

31/8/2025, 1:49:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned this working at a vet’s office. I put sugar up a looot of cat butts.

31/8/2025, 1:48:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meeee

31/8/2025, 1:46:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a convenient activity

30/8/2025, 8:20:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mhm mhm. Can you pan down?

30/8/2025, 8:19:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waaaait I love that idea

30/8/2025, 6:02:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s true

30/8/2025, 5:53:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to follow hot guys and then unfollow them when they start talking about pokemon too much

30/8/2025, 3:19:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually I think that sounds nice tonight

30/8/2025, 2:45:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it’s only 8:30

30/8/2025, 2:32:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re becoming less and less distinguishable.

30/8/2025, 2:01:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We love to hear your thoughts

30/8/2025, 1:58:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can give you a look over, if that would be helpful

30/8/2025, 12:04:15 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need you

29/8/2025, 9:41:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s cic

29/8/2025, 5:18:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This world is full of sin

29/8/2025, 5:16:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BOINK

29/8/2025, 5:15:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Through the fly. Just give n go.

29/8/2025, 5:13:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The flame heart is such a great detail

29/8/2025, 5:12:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crack

29/8/2025, 2:51:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be my preference

29/8/2025, 2:50:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yourkonos

29/8/2025, 2:50:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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image
29/8/2025, 2:08:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s so much beauty in the world

29/8/2025, 1:55:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m up! I’m up!

29/8/2025, 12:50:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah for sure

29/8/2025, 3:26:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do have a nice nose

29/8/2025, 2:30:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s get active

29/8/2025, 12:23:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jessica

28/8/2025, 11:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s my hope that he’d fold me

28/8/2025, 7:54:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As somebody who’s local to the origin of Crumbl, I can tell you they were never good in the first place.

28/8/2025, 7:51:31 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seee you get it

28/8/2025, 7:49:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck kill, marry fuck, kill marry

28/8/2025, 7:48:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have great tattoos

28/8/2025, 12:45:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish

27/8/2025, 3:12:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks really good

27/8/2025, 3:10:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just gasped a little

27/8/2025, 3:05:28 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view