This is century-defining stuff.
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This is century-defining stuff.
This is basically a MAGA version of if I started saying āIāll see you at Hogwartsā
On Thursday, the Packers overwhelmed a title contender with their B-minus game. The win serves as a testament to their defense and the man who calls it. I wrote for @theleap.bsky.social about Green Bay's Super Bowl-caliber defense and Jeff Hafley's sicko behavior.
Waking up this morning giddy that last night was not a dream and the Packers actually have an elite defense. Our suffering in Joe Barry prison has finally taken us to the promised land. This team is special and this year is going to be an amazing ride.
IS THIS GOOD IT SEEMS GOOD
An ownership group that appreciates elite talent šš§ #GoPackGo
You guys Iām starting to feel real reckless about this team.
If Corey Behnke was on this app this is what he would say
This team is still presumably adding Christian Watson and Marshawn Lloyd next month.
This, but also when you dominate a presumed playoff team on a short week and STILL left a lot of points on the fieldā¦ This team could be *really* special.
THANK U JERRY š„¹
Micah Parsons said he was going to make the people around him some money. 2 weeks into the season we have All-Pro Keisean Nixon and HC Candidate Jeff Hafley. Life comes at you fast.
Still not used to the Packers not having a fraudulent defensive coordinator who gets exposed at all the game's biggest moments
lol I KNEW you were gonna have something to say about that guy
Never forget the absolute stupidest thing that was ever said about this team (Mina, a ball knower and Jordan Love truther, would never take this L)
Super Bowl is back on š¤
Jordan Love trying to fix the leaguewide aDOT crisis by himself
Iām beginning to believe
Van Ness off to a hell of a start this year
Offense looking great but the mood being tempered as we await news of Kraftās injury. He might be the hardest player to replace on offense after the QB.
Everyone all offseason: I hope he scrambles more Everyone 90 seconds ago: *faints*
He really does play like this guy
Itās been too long š„¹
We prayed for times like this
Iām listening respectfully
Typical excellent work from @ollieconnolly.bsky.social; for my money, the best football mind currently working. He does a great job breaking down the details of what the addition of Parsons does for the Packers defense, and how Hafley was able to weaponize him early.
While we look ahead to learning more about the 2025 Packers offense tonightā¦ After looking at the bare snap counts I got curious about whether when they were in 12 personnel was it just Doubs + even split of Wicks/Golden so I asked @dustyevely.bsky.social and he did all the work for me. Dusty rules
If you start baking your own granola itās life changing. I stopped because I was just stuffing down granola all day.
I felt like I was going crazy watching it and thinking it looked like AI but I didnāt see anyone saying it so thought am I just really tired
Getting Micah in a trade feels like the football version of winning the lottery
Ready for the next episode of Packers Nat Geo tonight
I watched half of that game on Sunday and I was like well I donāt think Iām learning much about the commanders today
Glenn Beckās media outlet The Blaze just gave an interview last month to the person who killed the politicians in Minnesota
Gun violence is out of control. The victims of gun violence are Republicans, Democrats, independents, and kids, who have no political affiliation whatsoever. We need to tone down the incendiary political rhetoric, for sure, but we also need to do something about guns. The guns!
Being intentionally supercharged by an online crusade with bad intentions.
This is not online banter. These posts are information operations designed to influence potential combatants.
the united states has the political instability of 1990s eastern europe, probably bad
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence. Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets. Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe. It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
Campus shootings are awful. Nobody should ever get shot at a school. Gun control now.
Imagining a social media app where you can talk sports free of aggregators, bots, gambling apps and Barstool chuds
I've been calling it Pinwheel, despite the lack of a true Wheel route. The outside receiver in the combo Pins down to create a natural rub, while the inside receiver takes a vertical jab step then releases underneath the Pin and Wheels up the sideline. Beautiful concept.
I wrote about a concept I've been calling Pinwheel: a two-man passing concept that the Packers hit for a TD this past weekend. But the Chiefs are using it as a ball-control concept. Fun play. dustyevely.substack.com/p/pinwheel-a...
Gotta say you are probably the last person I expected to post this š
The Christian Watson extension is the right number at the right time www.acmepackingcompany.com/analysis/707...
Yeah my thoughts too because I donāt think heāll like not picking at all til the late 50s. One team I sort of have my eye on is the Seahawks. Depends I guess on how close they think they are to getting in the playoffs. You need a team who really needs a guy and so is willing to āoverpayā in a trade
Something I do wonder about is whether Gute will want to pick up additional picks if his āwe donāt believe in windowsā agenda is to be believed (and you know I think that man lies to us). But nonetheless. That man loves his picks.
Fave and least fave dessert
A long-term extension would be hard to pull off for several reasons. So the Packers and Christian Watson have found the perfect balance: atozsports.com/nfl/green-ba...
Him: I want to own the Leafs Them: best we can do is free pasta
Look I know this is a serious thing which I will leave discussion of to the basketball people. But it makes the massive āKawhi eats for freeā campaign by local restaurants to induce him to stay *extremely* hilarious in retrospect. He must have been laughing his ass off at that.
If the universe still favours our blessed fan base, week 4 @ the cowboys will be his hello, Iām here game.
Counterpoint: I donāt trust your takes any season.
Iām old enough to remember when Brett claimed this summer that Matt LaFleur doesnāt trust Jordan Love to throw the ball and I could not be happier for him tonight
This was a very Temu Bills comeback
S tier hilarious game man
I've never thought this about any team before, but: Bears fans just need to give up
The old Bears would definitely lose this game. Letās see how different the new Bears are.
Absolutely a crime that this is still winnable
(Did I think he was worth being taken where he wasā¦ also no)
The kid is making his first start, on the road, against a great DC and without his LT. That said, Vikings fans couldnāt wait to declare Jordan Love a bust after his first start so I WILL be enjoying this (as much as anyone can enjoy this slop)
Welp if youāre gonna trade for Thielen why not trade for Kirk again while youāre at it š
I would be dunking on the Vikings a lot more if I wasnāt currently despondent about taking Jefferson in the first round of my fantasy draft.
It has this energy
I know Bluesky is the right place for me because all the dudes I least want to hear from ever again hate this place the most ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
I could not sleep after that SNF game. Just way too thrilling to be sleepy after š®āšØ
I put the Jaws theme with the Parsons sack, because I could.
The first š Sunday was extraordinarily satisfying and Iām tired as hell today but happy as can be. Football I love you.
lol I live in the Bills affiliate zone and the post game reporter on the local news was roasting one of his friends for being amongst the people who left.
The Bills fans who left the stadium are going to be absolutely sick and their family and friends should shun them.
I need a cigarette
I think that was the best football game Iāve ever seen. What an absolutely blessing to watch that. Imagine living 200 years ago and never experiencing this joy. Couldnāt be us!!!
THIS GAME IS ON METH
WE HAVE TRANSCENDED INTO SOMETHING BEYOND EARTHLY FOOTBALL A NEW SPORT A NEW SOUND A NEW EXISTENCE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
I feel like this one was pretty notable even by his absurd standards š¤Æ
Yeah it's a shame the MVP battle turned into a blood feud online bc both of these guys are simply a joy to watch
This game man. This is why the NFL owns us.
chills
The Packers fence does not miss
*insert @herooine.bsky.social penis GIF*
Imagine being Jared Goff and hearing Lambeau erupt in cheers when you have the ball in your hands. Heās gotta be like āoh shit heās right behind me isnāt heā š
THANK YOU JERRY!!!!!
Youāre gonna be busy on that other app tonight
We did it Jen!
He went down the way a pet does when you walk into a room and see them destroying something and they hit the floor and act like they were just sleeping beside the crime scene
Micah would have just refused the trade
On the one hand itās great that Matt LaFleur didnāt put the weight of success on him in his first ever game. On the other hand letās see it man pls.
LVN has been EVERYWHERE today. That's a RELIEF to see.
We. Are. Going. To. Be. INSUFFERABLE To. Everyone.
Doubs has never been this emotionally expressive maybe in his whole life Then again having Kay ask the coach on tv if he was gonna get cut would do things to me too
If thatās taunting then flag me 15 yards for the way I look at my lunch once it comes out the microwave
Nantz stealing @peterbukowski.bsky.socialās catchphrase, WOW
Jordan Love repoints the protection, Packers pick up the Lions blitz, and then Love cleanly hits the throw to convert on 3rd & 7. That's some Quarterbacking right there.
āThis is just a clinic right now, Jimā
Micah Parsons in a Packers jersey is a fever dream
hard to tell if Lambeau cheered louder for Golden's first reception or Parsons' first snap lol. an embarrassment of riches!
Am I also clapping on my sofa? Yes yes I am