Jensen
@jensen2401.bsky.social
5th generation Islander. Canadian but lived in California for longer than I like to admit. Work is product development management in advanced tech. I like things until I don’t.
created January 28, 2025
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Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump just isn’t saying it out loud any more. Just as the US is fomenting dissent in Greenland to achieve the goal of taking it for themselves, their goal is to undermine the Canadian economy until we become the 51st state. The sooner we pivot away from the US, the better.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I got mine earlier this year for free and will have another free one in October when the latest and greatest comes out. Along with my free flu shot. 🇨🇦
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who has lived in any US state thinks that’s a nightmare idea. No no no. Their population would overwhelm us and we might as well just roll over, bend over, and become 51. Just no.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
TBH, I don’t see many ppl out in the streets and, until that happens, the march towards fascism will continue. It’s sad and frightening and unbelievable all at once.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
All my friends from my decades in the US are still saying “We just have to get through the next four years.” The realization that the tipping point has probably been passed hasn’t happened.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
It has been a slow creep though. I left the US in 2015 and one of the reasons for that was this was all on the horizon. Certainly the pace towards full blown fascism has been expedited in recent months but not enough people care or recognize it.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Cathy Crowe, C.M. 🍁 (@cathycrowe.bsky.social) reposted
Too good to not share. By @justinling.ca
Fernando Medrano (@fmed.bsky.social) reposted
A new one from me: scoutmagazine.ca/jiangnan-wok...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
If you look at polls, Canadians overwhelmingly support the flight attendants in this conflict. Nobody should be forced to work for free. Is this the issue that will start to impact Carney’s approval rating?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
This is worse than Sophie’s Choice. I CAN’T CHOOSE!
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried 5 times to get Vancouver and Victoria (which was added on the second attempt) north of the border, with no success. If Trump ever decides to invade Canada, the people of Seattle will be in for a nasty shock.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
This has been tried before and it led to the downfall of the American president who tried it. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_A...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Benadryl before bed in addition to whatever else I take. It’s old school, it works but it makes you stupid (hence the “before bed”).
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
If you wanted a sea monster, you should have included Cadborosaurus instead of Ogopogo. Neither of the Loch Ness Monster wannabes should beat the flag and, in a just universe, the flag would be handily defeated by ANY of the remaining contenders.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Am I the only person who remembers the face bra from Ally McBeal? The writers/producers should be getting a cut 😂
North (@northdud.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Canadian C-130J Hercules aircraft have begun airdropping humanitarian aid into Gaza. This marks a major shift in Canada’s approach to the crisis. #cdnpoli
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Kim chi making is a fun group event. I’ve had kim chi parties before.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I encountered the Gen Z stare for the first time today at the gym. It was triggered by a young woman moving in on my cable machine—“Sorry, I have two more sets left.” Luckily, I have a lifetime of perfecting the Gen X “I don’t give a fuck what you think” look.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Check out the Guardian or BBC Good Food recipes for ideas. Rhubarb is a more “commercial” flavour in the UK.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Rhubarb ideas: - Danish “red pudding” with cream (rødgrød med flød) - rhubarb pie (NY Times had a really good recipe a few years ago…no added berries, just rhubarb and some orange juice/zest for flavours) - stewed rhubarb with cardamom (superb on ice cream or toast)
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
New ink!!!! Was thinking about that myself this morning.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
British Columbia isn’t part of the US and never will be.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Countries need to pay for access to the American market? Not a problem. But Americans need to pay for access to our wallets. And the price is (to quote Kneecap) “Don’t be c*nts”. Unfortunately, American politicians have a lot of trouble with that.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
If you read the article, there’s nothing buddy says that isn’t reasonable. What he (they) don’t seem to realise is that they’ve shit all over their own brand.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
This bracket thing has been one of the best parts of my day. Almost as good as the beautiful chart I’m making from a pivot table tracking schedule variance over time.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Does the US even have a government anymore?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe “Coastal” includes areas not serviced by SkyTrain and so the people voting have no relationship to it.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Or the crown leg of pork you made for Christmas dinner. Ask me how I know.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Patriarchy
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Had whippets for many years. Can relate.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
#BigfootIsBears bsky.app/profile/amag...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like I need to write my own letter, reminding the immigration minister that speaking out against genocide is NOT hate speech, no matter who is committing said genocide.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned that when I lived in the states. My response? It was a draw just like Vietnam was. Shut down that conversation immediately.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
How many Ukrainians holidayed in Russia in 2014? Are these governors that obtuse that they can’t figure it out?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I hope we’re adding 35% to their moorage fees.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to look up “keta”. I’ve always called it chum and, despite having a big chum run nearby, I’ve never eaten it. I find pink to have little flavour. It’s okay smoked or canned though. I’m not sure there’s a commercial fishery for chum. Is there? *shrug*
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate to tell you but they’re all over the Island which I believe *checks notes* is on the coast.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Truth. Sockeye looks pretty in a jar but, for flavour and mouthfeel, give me Chinook or coho any day. Pinks are bait fish.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I did not know there was such a thing as a Bohemian waxwing. I thought there were only cedar waxwings. 🤯 Who are these strange birds in my backyard with their flamboyant eyeliner and wacky hairdos?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think the problem is imagined; I think it’s grossly exaggerated to achieve other ends.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
That same article contains this: "There is no evidence to suggest that a significant amount of fentanyl is entering the United States from Canada," she said. "In fact, more fentanyl is currently being trafficked from the U.S. to Canada."
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I bought this book because I like books about walking but could never bring myself to read it because of the “new age”, “self-help” blahblahblah suggested by the cover blurbs. I’ll never be able to read it now.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Or his salvation (as a slice of bacon is for many of us).
mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) reposted
It's a good idea to say "I know you can talk" to every animal you meet, just in case
Paul M (@katamaridumassy.bsky.social) reposted
So funny that while the BBC were hyperfocused on Kneecap they let this blindside them
BladeoftheSun (@bladeofthes.bsky.social) reposted
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
Kneecap (@kneecapceol.bsky.social) reposted
Kneecap is not the story. Genocide in Gaza is.
The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
The 1975 at Glastonbury review – amid the irony, ego and pints of Guinness, this is a world-class band
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Simple request: next time screenshot it so that you don’t unwittingly drive his numbers up.
Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) reposted
Taurus: Summertime is here and you know what that means! Nothing. You’re an adult. Get back to work.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh. I’m on to Grand Designs and GBBO reruns on Gem.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have a VPN and can access Channel 4 (UK), I recommend Patience (1 season available), Astrid et Raphaëlle (French show (with subtitles) on which Patience is based but 8? seasons), and Helsinki Crimes (Finnish with subtitles).
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Roses are red Violets are blue Sailings are cancelled ‘Cause we have no crew.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Can recommend “Jackrabbit Parole” for an overview of your future as a bank robber.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done! Take a bow!
David Moscrop (@davidmoscrop.com) reposted
In 2003, we had to watch the war on CNN and scream obscenities at the rear-projection TV. "But Iraq doesn't have any weapons of mass destruction," we'd yell as the president Bush struggled to pronounce words in English.
CHEK News (@cheknews.ca) reposted
European Union officials say Canada is likely to sign a defence procurement agreement with the continent when Prime Minister Mark Carney goes to Brussels later this month.
Hildur Knútsdóttir (@hildur.bsky.social) reposted
The thief has been found! His name is Guðmundur Pedro and Nettó gave him a bag full of dried fish.
Stephen Marche (@stephenmarche.bsky.social) reposted
I wrote a piece for The Guardian about the spike in political violence. The question: When do we start calling this what it is? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Me: (at gym wearing Social Distortion Tshirt) Another geezer: Who’s that on your shirt? Is that the lead singer of Nickelback? Me: *blink*
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
You may not need that but the doggos most definitely do.
Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@maxbrockbank.com) reposted
Boston's No Kings parade tomorrow would have clashed with the Pride Parade so the city has decided to lump everything together and call it "NO KINGS, but YAAAAS Queen!" Go Boston!
The Guardian (@theguardian.com) reposted
Federal judge rules Trump illegally deployed national guard troops to Los Angeles
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Renaissance man!
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I’m thinking they’re already in one.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Well. This is interesting.
Paul Fairie (@paulisci.bsky.social) reposted
To show solidarity with their tariff situation, Carney should invite the leader of Heard Island and McDonald Islands to the G7.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Too long for Bluesky but “in the style of TS Eliot’s “The Wasteland” produces a good one too.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Is this the pivot point?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Carney “[says] that the era of the United States' dominance on the world stage is over.” Cue “51st state” tantrum outburst in 3, 2, 1…
Stephen Marche (@stephenmarche.bsky.social) reposted
Tanks rolling into Washington. National Guard deploying to Los Angeles. There’s a book you might want to look at…. www.amazon.com/-/es/Next-Ci...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I haven’t finished reading @stephenmarche.bsky.social ‘s “The Next Civil War”. Is this scenario in one of the later chapters?
Jeremy Lindenfeld (@jeremotographs.bsky.social) reposted
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
Mary Fernando M.D. 🇨🇦 (@maryfernando.bsky.social) reposted
Good news that’s not getting enough airtime: democracies of the world are uniting, and Canada is doing what Canada has always done: calmly forming relationships with other democracies to grow science funding, our economy and security. The latest: financialpost.com/news/eu-seek... #CanadaStrong
Sarah T Roberts, PhD (@ubiquity75.xyz) reposted
The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Thoughts and prayers
Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted
Central Cologne evacuated after discovery of wartime bombs reut.rs/45DWDXR
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously aimed at those people young enough to have benefited from measles vaccines.
Alex Panetta (@alexpanetta.bsky.social) reposted
PM wants Canada to sign onto a major European defence plan by July 1, a step toward reducing the country's dependency on the US for weapons and munitions. "Seventy-five cents of every dollar of capital spending for defence goes to the US. That's not smart," Carney said. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted
King Charles, speaking during a symbolic visit to show support for Canada at a time it has faced US annexation threats, expressed his love for Canada and said the country would remain 'strong and free' reut.rs/3SSxGAn
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
My local grocery (Thriftys, owned by Sobeys) makes a HUGE deal about buying local, has Island/BC/Canadian products tagged. But it’s all American merchandise on the premium shelves. If you want to buy Canadian, you have to bend over to get it. Literally and figuratively.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s also the King of Canada. If the UK were to become a republic, he would still be King of Canada. That role does not depend upon his role as King of England.
Reuters (@reuters.com) reposted
Canada's crude oil shift to China schools Trump in unintended consequences: Russell reut.rs/3FcIEh7
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Genocidal assholes are going to genocide.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Silencing opposition.
PWHL (@thepwhl.com) reposted
CHARGE TAKE GAME 1! ⚡
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too but it was a big trip.
Polling Canada (@canadianpolling.bsky.social) reposted
"How would you currently describe relations between Canada and the United States?" 🔴 Bad: 83% 🟡 Neutral: 12% 🟢 Good: 5% canadianpolling.substack.com/p/two-party-...
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
“The question is no longer whether we need an east-west power grid, but how quickly we can overcome the barriers to build it.”
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I still can’t taste anything but I’m very much wanting a BMO.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
Let’s hope he coaches better than he parents.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Expect delays.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social) reply parent
Mick?
CHEK News (@cheknews.ca) reposted
Mamalilikulla Chief Winidi, or John Powell, wiggles his pitchfork back and forth to loosen the sand and gravel along a remote stretch of beach in the Broughton Archipelago, sandwiched between Vancouver Island and the BC mainland.
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
I don’t think Greenlanders want anything to do with the US and, in fact, would like to see even less involvement with the US than currently exists. Seen last week in Denmark:
Jensen (@jensen2401.bsky.social)
“U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra says the president has put the issue of Canada becoming a state “behind us.”” That may be so but 40 million Canadians will not forget.
CHEK News (@cheknews.ca) reposted
The Capital Regional District has been named the 'Birding Capital of Canada' after surpassing Canada's record-holding birder's paradise in eastern Canada.
killerwhaletank 🍁 (@shaner38.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Can we rename the UCP the Bloc Rednequois now?