Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
You think you know where this thread will go, but I assure you you don't (unless you've read it before)
He/him | Power Rangers & TMNT stan, moderately decent MTG player | Passionate about nerdy stuff | Works closely to video games | Just this guy, y'know?
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You think you know where this thread will go, but I assure you you don't (unless you've read it before)
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Hate it when that happens. Almost as bad as brains melting. And then minds get blown and it's such a messy clean-up
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Go on, spill the tea
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Congratulations! I'm sure that's a huge relief?
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📌
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Den er ikke så verst! Litt sånn "Mannen som skulle stelle hjemme", men med superkrefter.
Håvard (beta male) (@squirrelbug.bsky.social) reposted
Lindsay Ellis (@lindsayellis.bsky.social) reposted
youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...
Alicia (@heyalicia.bsky.social) reposted
I never thought I would see this in my life, and that they’re making it immediately generic so it’s affordable is making me want to cry
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Fin kåk! Bra jobba
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I read the sequel and the misery continues.
It's The Weekend 😌 (@craigweekend.bsky.social) reposted
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Selvlysende stjerner han kan klistre i taket på soverommet?
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
"You don't need to be famous. You don't need to be flawless. You only need to show up - fully - for the life that is still yours" I want to tape this to the inside of my eyeballs so I can keep reminding myself of it.
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That face is the face of someone who knows he's getting away with it
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Something tells me the human psyche wasn't built to have a machine that contains the entirety of human opinion with arm's reach at all times. I think a lot of people feel like they need to have a take on anything and everything
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You know they'd have an absolute fit if the Brits suddenly started making TikToks talking smack about American food
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Det er ganske kult!
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Som Contrapoints en gang sa: "Being straight is pretty gay"
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Now that we know what kind of music Lex Luthor listens to in James Gunn's DC Universe, I want a scene in the next Superman movie where Lex dances to David Bowie's Fame in the style of Justin Hammer www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mIq...
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All of Chuck Tingle's horror novels are excellent! Yes, that Chuck Tingle. This is not a joke. I started with Camp Damascus, but Bury Your Gays is great if you like film and Hollywood
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He'll just keep asking a future version of ChatGPT
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reposted
Eyvind Hellstrømpe: "Jeg er ikke sokken din!"
Blue Heron Farm (@blueheronfarm.bsky.social) reposted
I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.
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God tur og lykke til!
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Eyvind Hellstrømpe: "Jeg er ikke sokken din!"
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#LastFourWatched
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I can't wait to have kids of my own and have them be annoyed at me when I'm too slow while using a piece of tech
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My bad! Har ikke satt meg helt inn i det, dessverre. Synes uansett det er en kjip måte å behandle folk.
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Synes dette var ganske kjip behandling av folk som jobber frivillig! Leser det ikke som overreagering fra deg
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Spiser vanilje- og sjokoladeisen og skyr jordbærisen som pesten
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
not to go all woke-mob here, but in my opinion any company making money off of sexual/romantic conversations with children should be immediately shutdown and sold for parts and every executive should be in jail
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Something tells me it's going to keep happening with each major Universes Beyond IP. And the same seems to be happening with all the in-universe products too. Almost all the recent commander precons from in-universe sets are sold out at my local stores.
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Oh great, so it's going to be Final Fantasy all over again
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Oh my god, I can't believe I missed that! That's brilliant!
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Oslo-trilogien til Trier, kanskje?
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I bought a random Edge of Eternities booster from a local game store after a draft failed to fire and got the lobster chef himself, Ragost! Can't wait to build a commander deck around him!
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Takk skal du ha, Jon Cato!
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Tusen takk! Er skikkelig spent og gira for jobb 😁
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Tusen takk! Er spent på hva som skjer det neste året 💜
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Thank you!!
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Tusen takk! 💜
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
Just wrapped up my first week at NFI, the Norwegian Film Institute, where I'll be working for the next year as an advisor in their video game department. After many a dream job related to games, this is another one that I'm really excited about! www.nfi.no/nyheter/dett...
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I thought I was cooked when the Ninja Turtles were in Fortnite, but now I'm even more cooked.
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Hele Triers Oslo-trilogi. Ev. Flåklypa
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Lager en knallgod focaccia, både glutenfri og glutenrik
Jostein (@radcrew.net) (@jostein.radcrew.net) reposted
Vi er tilbake! Jeg er spesielt happy med denne Topp 5-lista over glemte multimedia-IPer. De bestod av spill, film, TV-serier, tegneserier, bøker, og du så dem over alt. Men nå er de helt glemt! Anyway nyt showet, det er gøy å være tilbake etter en måneds pause.
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Good soup!
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Ikke så mye som skal til!
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Ypperlig konsoll å få tatovert da!
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Nå er jeg veldig spent på hvordan du ville rangert 2D-Mario-spillene
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Er gjerne spillene på midten som ofte er like gode og dermed kan byttes om
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Gratulerer med overstått! Er stort sett enig i lista, utover at jeg antagelig ville ha byttet plass på Galaxy 1 og 3D World.
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Han er et ypperlig eksempel på at du ikke må synge fint for å bli vellykket musiker
John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ (@floppyadult.com) reposted reply parent
I am worried about our collective ability to do things like read and think!!!!!
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Finished it earlier last week as well. The ending really hit, what an experience, eh?
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Today I went to a reptile park and saw a bunch of cool animals, then ate too much meat at a barbecue place, then I watched MacGruber for the first time. All in all, a very good half birthday!
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Thank!
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I will usually rotate between several workout t-shirts and two pairs of workout trousers. I also rinse them between workouts and then wash them once a week or so.
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
I am 37.5 years old today! It's my half birthday
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Looks like it's gis backpack now
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Takk takk 😊 kjipt at det aldri ble til
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Thank you! 😊 I've had some practice (student radio and all), but was never able to make it into a career.
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Popmusikk, som regel, men stort sett hva som helst med en god rytme og god melodi
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Det tok lang tid før nyttår føltes som starten på et nytt år, fordi jeg var så vant til at milepælene i livet kom rundt sommeren (nye skoleår, førstegangstjeneste begynte, starta første voksenjobb i juni, etc). Alle "overgangene" skjedde etter sommeren.
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Are the Octopath games decent? I never played any of them.
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I would make a pretty good radio host
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Welcome to Norway! Hope you have a great time here
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Bare en øøøøørliten hunch
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Gratulerer! 🎊🎈🎂🎉
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It's such a fantastic movie!
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I think Kojima really likes Evangelion
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Kojima really loves having dudes beat the hell out of each other on top of things, huh?
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And potentially some unresolved feelings about Metal Gear Solid
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(slight Death Stranding 2 spoilers) Death Stranding 2: Hideo Kojima has some thoughts about AI
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GOD TUR TIL LONDON!
Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reposted
Man, Hasbro really took Power Rangers behind the shed for literally no reason huh. What a company.
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37 her. Stort sett det meste som er dansbart!
Joel Morris (@gralefrit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But in art, the aim is to transmit thought and emotion from one human to another. If one of those humans can’t be bothered to do the job, and the other human can’t be arsed to care, you’re only transmitting one emotion: Contempt.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
Tom Lehrer died today. He was one of the great comedians our culture ever produced. Without Tom, there's no Weird Al, probably no that entire branch of comedy. He went alone and beat the odds. youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs?...
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Sealed pool was not the best, no obvious was to go, so I built two separate decks: UR aggro artifacts, and WG counters. Both were fun, but my draws were bad and struggled with mana flooding/screwing. Oh well, set seems fun! It's a shame I don't draft much.
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That's a potential fortune right there!
Mike Stabile (@mikestabile.bsky.social) reposted
It's not just "porn" sites. As of midnight, any site that allows NSFW is now legally required in the UK to bar visitors unless they present a govt ID, submit to a biometric scan, or otherwise identify themselves. That means Discord, Bluesky, Reddit, X. The anonymous internet is now closed.
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
Skjønner ikke hvordan noen klarer å bruke jeans i 25 grader og oppover?
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted
There's no coming back from this. The majority of voters in the western countries that are arming Israel do not support this. So that means it's political leaders ignoring the will of their voters to fund a mass extermination. This is their legacy forever unless they stop it
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social)
This is pretty nifty: James Gunn curated character specific Spotify playlists for the different characters in Superman. Apparently it'll match you with the character your taste in music resembles. Weirdly, I got The Engineer in the cover, but Superman's list? So work on that alto some more, Spotify
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Thank you! We're sleep deprived and exhausted
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Completely normal indoor temperature for 9:15 in the morning. At least our humidity seems OK.
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I hope people remember me as someone who was reliable, who would be there for you if you asked
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100% there are certain democrats on the list and they're worried about it tarnishing their reputation.
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Også verdt å nevne: du kan bare gjøre det om du er admin i samtalen
Jens Erik (@jenserik.bsky.social) reply parent
Selvfølgelig er det lagt opp på den måten. Går jo ikke an å gjøre noe brukervennlig. Er så drittlei av teknologi
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Simba would have been 15 today. Even though the grief isn't as strong anymore, we still miss him our grumpy old man so much 💜
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Men de er jo så søøøøte!