Lake Mungo (2008)
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Lake Mungo (2008)
one of the traits in rogue trader is called "carouse." it measures a character's resistance to toxins. so the name makes sense, tolerance makes you a good drinker. but then i just had a skill check to make sure i was drunk enough.
i think statistically it was either this or mentos in diet coke for most people.
"you ever go on youtube?" "no, why would i? there's nothing on there." "yeah? well check this out."
it fings, donnit?
trying to decide who to romance in pathfinder: wrath of the righteous
obviously, he had never done this before because his parents hadn't noticed he'd been burning his fingerprints off. but he understood everything he needed to about making pizza puffs except the *one* step. he was absolutely sure he had that part figured out, and he knew it would suck.
thinking again of that post where a teenage boy offers to make his date pizza puffs and then at the end he says "i really hate this part" and takes the cookie sheet out of the oven with his bare hands, screaming the whole time, before she can realize what he's about to do.
where there are no cracker barrels. he's living the future white americans fear.
they took the redneck and barrel off of their logo and made it a more generic cleaned up modern logo. people melted down and started phoning in bomb threats, accusing them of white genocide, now they're changing the logo back.
Happy Labor Day, peasants. ๐ก๐
cracker barrel fuhrer is going to be the first appointed position vance creates when he takes office
stuck in customs on coruscant for three days because i said i had nothing to declare i think they're profiling me because i was coming from nar shaddaa
damn it sucks if you write it out like that
1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: weโll see
Bluesky:
that's how you turn on hard mode
fuck it *unaborts your entoloma*
Here are some nice mushrooms
they say there's a cheat code that makes kreia praise you.
Right?? This is the kind of story I came back to reddit for.
i love that they got it on guess four. she was not fooling anyone.
blonde. james blonde.
*releasing a grainy photo of a black dot above the ocean from an f-35's guncam* as you can see conclusive proof that he's real and doing great
dang we canceling a trans woman for something she didn't say or do? Didn't realize it was already six o'clock.
sext:
fozzy bear finds kermit's little rubber hose on the gas pipe again. he hides it, the way he always does. they don't talk about it.
amazing way to come out. bake your family a pie and say "guess what this pie is for".
in kotor 2 of you're wearing light side robes and you do to much dark side stuff your clothes just fly off. what pervert jedi invented that.
"Bar Association" really did pull no punches on what capitalism does to interpersonal relationships
Queers who like manga: FYI this is a nice three-volume yuri manga and if you begin on page one with the thought "the trombonist protagonist is a transwoman" the manga will never, at any point, do a single thing to contradict this read
i got lost in a meijer all day as a baby. it was pretty fun for me, my parents didn't find it relaxing though.
The only time I feel alive is when beautiful people are telling me to buy things.
stalinism. trotskyism. blueskyism. these are the factions that are preventing us from creating a unified, international party.
anyone have recs for literary fiction with themes about art? bonus points if it has a great audiobook
if you can help out or at least boost my friends are trying to enter a new phase of their lives and could use a hand.
Homeownership costs more than we were ready for, so we've started a gofundme. This is mainly for friends who've been following our journey and want to help out. If you know someone with a more urgent need, please give to them instead!
my reddit feed is great because it's like game reccomendation, game recommendation, cool mushroom thing, gopro of a guy on a jet ski getting sucked into a cargo ship's propeller, more mushrooms, some trans stuff...
Someone tell that guy from green day to go to sleep
if you ask the average person "should we take away x minority's rights" they should say "i'm putting you under citizens arrest" it's a deep failure of democracy that this stuff is up for debate at all and has been for this countries entire history
i feel like when we talk about dems being addicted to opinion polling the thing we leave unsaid is that a lot of stuff shouldn't be part of opinion polls. you shouldn't poll about who should or shouldn't have human rights because you just have to pick the moral answer and hope people are moral.
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: theyโre all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
what are your favorite dick memories post about the first time you fell in love with dick
it's monster girls but instead of like, sexy lamia, sexy dulahan, one of them is just a human foot with a human nose, one is an inside out horseshoe crab.
aaahh real monster girls
This completely normal playground has an app in case neither you nor your child can figure out how to play at the completely normal playground. The city weโre in definitely paid extra money for this.
they give trump that lenin embalming treatment so he looks exactly the same as he does now in a century, but future visitors to trump's tomb still assume it's a partially melted wax sculpture.
that was biden's jamiroquai hat that he left behind
some people definitely say github with a hard g
i've spent a lot more time stocking grocery shelves than i have growing radishes and i must eat that sounds fun.
a stardew clone where you take over a small town grocery store. that sounds adorable, but gives away the game about these games just being about having satisfying jobs.
careful
my controversial rogue trader take is that it's good argenta isn't romanceable, it's good writing, and people who want to be able to romance the devout nun have a weird sense of entitlement to fictional women.
cc @nogodspod.bsky.social
i want esoteric christian iconography tattooed on my body and when people ask what it means i tell them to watch evangelion
please please please let these powerful tomb women conquer all world governments and end the reign of men...
ooh, pretty.
people started halloween posting before it was even september what would jesus say
veg is gonna really suck.
there are all sorts of fda guidelines like "cook your meat to this temp, cook your eggs through, don't eat raw ground beef" that i'm just like "it's fine now and then, people don't get foodborn illness" now the safety net is gone, but the impulse lingers on. i understand raw milk people.
re my some times stupid food habits I just said "i just eat runny/raw yolks and trust in jesus" and like, that is kinda true, huh? i just trust the universe not to kill me and it doesn't. except it's not the universe, it's food safety regulations and their enforcement.
if you made fun of trump for putting gold spray painted hobby lobby shit all over the oval office you must feel pretty ashamed now that you know the make a wish foundation did that for him on his deathbed
if you ever go back get me one of those fbi badges
WORKING CLASS UNITE!
in order for america to get better we need a sense of selfless unity. we need complete eagle-death.
Happy Labor Day ๐
the two genders
nothing to lose by not trusting him
Donโt throw out your familyโs old sewing patterns.
like all the street sharks this was modeled on vin diesel
hope he listens to some of the helpful explanations.
The audacity to be like "yeah we don't care about legality, we were aiming for censorship this whole time", which we knew but they're just saying it out loud now. Did companies like Steam really think if they gave an inch today, they won't be asked for a mile tomorrow?
Plant high school in Tampa. baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new...
It's every street mural in the state. Before and after of the Alan Wright Street mural. www.wtsp.com/article/news...
It's not just the Pulse memorial, DeSantis is ensuring any and all murals across the state that go against his bigotry must be painted over and ripped out. www.axios.com/local/tampa-...
don't need ai to see he looks like shit.
I do not understand why these companies are bowing to a group of Australian Karens trying to limit how much money they make Respond to it like you would a govt trying to tax you or your workers attempting to unionize. Fight back
no wearing white after today or you'll be visited by the labor day fairy
sure. ai can't "enhance" a video, it just fills in a picture with fake data that it thinks looks correct. so the ai filtered image is meaningless.
happy labor day
1. On Saturday, a judge ordered Pulse pride crosswalk protester released from jail. Police arrested him after he chalked the bottom of his shoe in rainbow colors and walked across it. Sunday, police arrested 3 more under the same charges. Subscribe to support my journalism.
i like a late summer evening when the crickets come out and gently sing to you "who want's to fuuuuuuuuuuck??"
I'm very sorry to be asking for help, but we do need some help. We were hit with emergency medical costs and need some additional support. I'm sure you're probably overwhelmed right now with pleas for help right now, and I appreciate that you didn't scroll past this.
ok this one i need to post on main because it feels very relevant with how many people talk about fucking their clone on this god forsaken website
the difference between you and her is you think women should be allowed to read
i liked it, but I might have skipped some phases.
...three.
gee mr. tzeentch. how many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop... one... two...
