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This commercial is going to haunt Carolina fans all year long, isn’t it?
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This commercial is going to haunt Carolina fans all year long, isn’t it?
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My guy was wheels up in the third quarter.
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Give Dave Doeren a $10 million contract you cowards.
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I just hope they aren’t still running it in December.
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This commercial is going to haunt Carolina fans all year long, isn’t it?
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Now THAT is North Carolina football culture!
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ESPN just did a whole segment about TCU wide receiver JOSEPH MANJACK IV overcoming a bad case of poison ivy in the offseason. 🤣
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A button to like this enough doesn’t exist.
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I know a lot of you are curious about Bill Belichick’s debut at UNC. But in order to fully understand what’s going on, you need to first grasp some basics about football culture in North Carolina. Come on and raise up. Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand. Spin it like a helicopter.
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Police are looking for a suspect wearing giant furry boots, steampunk goggles, assless chaps, and a bowler hat.
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Naw, both he and Stetson were like 2 or 3 star prospects. But now that we know the power of train detritus livin’ you gotta think the whole country will be looking down there.
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hi, White House expert here! this is not funny, White Houses only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
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One might argue that’s the source of our strength.
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I just found out that Thomas Castellanos is from Ware County. Which means the Waycross-Blackshear metropolitan area has churned out yet another 5’11” quarterback who beat Alabama. We gotta update the map.
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“Buford Pusser led people to believe that his wife was ambushed by his enemies, cold-case investigators in Tennessee said.” We’re about to get one hell of a Drive-by Truckers album.
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
Maple, an English springer spaniel and former police dog, uses her strong sense of smell to help save thousands of honeybee hives. She sniffs bee colonies for American foulbrood, a highly contagious bacteria that’s fatal to the insects. https://wapo.st/41phn2Y
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I love the story behind this—maybe the first viral video. People think it was made at a local tv station by a bored staff member in the 70s. It’s just an alternative voiceover for a real public service announcement about AFSCME, the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees union.
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Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flawriduh
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Ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo, 1508–12
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“Get me a team member.”
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That’s bullet time
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Eli would drive that.
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Rumspringuuhhhhhh
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The turn at the end 🤣
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groundhog’s true nature revealed
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Children today have never known a world without Korn
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Dude, you died on Oceanic Flight 815. This is purgatory.
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I would drop kick this thing so quickly
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Did her dirty
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Behind those goofy eyes is blood lust
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Dropping a new video thread 🧵
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That makes too much sense so it will never happen.
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Follow Mudcats correspondent @thetattooedprof.bsky.social for all the details
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RIP to the Carolina Mudcats, who are playing their final game tonight in Zebulon, NC. One of the greatest logos in minor league baseball history.
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The Washington Post just discovered… *checks notes*… rational thought.
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The LSU get back coach is gonna get an earful after the game.
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Death becomes her
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The CW would never
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“Go Dawgs”
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This is 💯 percent real
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Roll Tide
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Duane
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Nick would have pulled him at halftime and thrown in some 17-year-old who would proceed to win the Heisman.
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I love all of the former FFA kids pointing out how much that cattle gift is worth.
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No fucking way
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IT’S AN F-150!
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I don’t know why, but all of our walk-ons are named after guns and liquor brands.
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The world’s greatest outlaw country band is back on tour today. Go Dawgs.
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In a way, Lee Corso has been a part of my life since kindergarten.
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The University of Colorado social media team tonight
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@anisa.bsky.social more foreign language nameplates in college football!
Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted
Anyone know the story behind this? Western Michigan had a player with an Arabic nameplate. Very cool.
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Most embarrassing US military defeat since the Siege of Charleston (1780).
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Competitors on the field but besties off of it.
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Army’s quarterback right now…
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@sickoscommittee.org
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Army might have to blend into the local population and fight a guerrilla war in the 4th quarter.
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I’ve blocked a handful of people who’ve responded to this with yet more earnest comments about gambling addiction. Are these bots or just humorless scolds??? 🤣
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I’m getting my @marketplace.org and @planetmoney.bsky.social pitches ready.
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Prayers up to everyone in Buncombe County if this happens.
Kevin (@ckstoopkid.bsky.social) reposted
"We have Notre Dame at home"
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This is your annual reminder that Elon University’s sports teams were originally known as the FIGHTIN’ CHRISTIANS.
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We are so back.
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Hi everyone. I just want to apologize to all of you in advance. This is a college football account now. Until January.
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It’s perfect. Tell her I said thank you for your service.
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What a fall from grace. I knew this name sounded familiar. Three years ago. I did some reporting for @opb.org on Wachner, who at the time was trying to secure a big job at the Oregon Bach Festival. Sexual assault allegations ended his candidacy back then.
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Me liking all of your sandwich jokes
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That federal agent who got hit by the sandwich has to be really grateful that he doesn’t have to testify now.
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🎶I’m at the airport. I’m at MTSU. I’m at the combination airport and MTSU.🎶
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Blue sky nice guy (@rajandelman.bsky.social) reposted
What it's all about (the cat rescue I follow restaging those photos with a rescue cat)
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The metric system is so confusing
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We all become the worst versions of ourselves
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That’s the influencer version of building IKEA furniture together.
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He looks like he’s about to marry Lee Pace for his money.
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I seriously love this team and am rooting for them to crush all of their enemies.