Jeremy Kasperson
@jeremykasperson.bsky.social
A U.S. Veteran living in Minnesota.
created November 13, 2024
234 followers 102 following 1,214 posts
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Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Footballers born from January 1 to March 31 are 30% of all pros whereas Footballers born from October 1 to December 31 are only 19% of all pros, despite more children being born in the October-December time period. That's the cut-off for age limits in youth play (Under -16, Under-18, etc.)
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Did NCAA football suffer from COVID this week? All of the 6th and even 7th year COVID Seniors are now off their teams, and the underclassmen that replaced them lack actual game experience. Let's hope play gets better as the season continues.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
When Carson Beck had Brock Bowers as his safety valve, he looked good. When Carson Beck lost Brock Bowers, he has looked mediocre.
Sportskeeda F1 (@skformula1.bsky.social) reposted
Watch: Isack Hadjar comically breaks his first ever F1 trophy during post race celebrations
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
They can still hang you in the Tower of London for this.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Good for Hadjar! Podium finish and the whole family is so happy!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Lando Norris just lost the Championship in August.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
That North Dakota vs. Kansas State game is drunk. Mass chaos!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
And you're not alone. We are so back!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
LSU was robbed! That was a good TD reception.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The potential 1st round 2026 NFL Draft QBs did NOT have a good Week 1. Cade Klubnik Arch Manning Garrett Nussmeier Drew Allar None of them inspired New Orleans, Pittsburgh, or Cleveland fans.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Did Arch Manning lose $30 Million today? That's the financial difference from going early in the 1st round to the 2nd round. I think he might have.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The Ohio State defense should be sponsored by Pepto Bismol, because they stop the runs.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Tom Emmer is dumber than a box of rocks, and so are his followers.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Micah Parsons Green Bay 11 jersey will be the top seller in 2025. A special thanks to all of those Bangladesh sweatshop workers for the next 3 weeks catching up.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Hey YouTube TV, The line dividing the QuadBox was thinner and therefore better last year. Why did you change it? We want the thinner dividing line back!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Cowboys fans need a "Sell the Team" boycott.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
The Antoine Winfield club. (Both Sr. and Jr.)
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
2 1st Rounders was too expensive a price.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Do you know how far $42 Million per year goes in Green Bay? Everything is cheap there.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Fire RFK NOW! The CDC is too important. Back up these scientists sounding the alarm!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
FEMA reform is a major problem for everyone in both parties. Natural disasters are bigger threats to property and lives than terrorism, and climate change will only make it worse.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
10:30 at night to START a match?
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Tomijanovic vs. Gauff had no business being this crazy good.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
I almost forgot. All of the trolls and Incels that attacked Taylor & Travis's relationship as "fake" and "a publicity stunt for ratings and attention", you were full of shit then and you're even more full of shit now.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
NIL - No Open transfers - Yes. Limit them to the first 2 years penalty free like every other college student.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The new GOP guide to pregnancy...
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
That diamond was neither small nor cheap.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Congratulations to Travis and Taylor. Those Bachelor and Bachelorette parties will be Hangover Caliber.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
20 years after Katrina, and FEMA is still a Giant Mess. Republicans make the mess even worse.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
And somehow an Ohio State fan will STILL attack you for this list.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
What a terrible spot! Kansas State got that 1st Down.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Food Pornography. Well Done, Sir!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
This year's Houston Texans O-Line is so bad that they make the 2024 Seattle Seahawks look like the 1983 Washington Redskins. CJ Stroud will be running for his life.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
THEY FINALLY FIXED THE MEDICINE LAKE DRIVE OFF RAMP!!! Yes, the ALL CAPS was aggressive, but that thing was potholed, rutted, rugged, and down right terrible for a decade. The DOT finally fixed it in 1 Day. This makes me so very happy!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
If you are upset that Cracker Barrell is LESS RACIST, don't follow me, don't talk to me, as a matter of fact, just go die.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Needs more Terry Funk. Bobby and Joseph would be Attitude Era kids. That means Stone Cold, The Rock, and The Undertaker for them.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
A full-hearted endorsement for Cedrick. He's a great candidate for the job!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
For what? Stealing signs? It doesn't matter. It never mattered. Michigan had a team where 15 of 22 players were drafted, followed in 2025 where 7 more were drafted. If anything, punish the NCAA for not incorporating radio helmets available at most HIgh School teams.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
And now Jameis Winston is slinging it. Poor Russ!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Jaxson Dart looks good. Those WFAN callers like Vinnie from Manhasset or Paulie from Yonkers are going to be calling to bench Russell Wilson early.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
The old chain gang was more exciting.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Did EVERY San Francisco fan travel to Las Vegas for this Preseason game? Allegiant is a sea of RED.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Why was I watching Vikings Preseason when the Lynx game was that good? 28-5! 7 more wins to beat the Las Vegas Aces Record of 34-6.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Grey Zabel OROY We are manifesting this. I don't care about average QB play getting the award. Football is about BLOCKING.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The person arresting DC homeless for not affording exhorbitant housing prices, is not paying for her own luxury housing. Why do we live in the dumbest of times?
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
To sum up the NCAA punishments against Michigan: "Go to your room...that has a TV, computer, and stereo in it." "Here's a $30 Million fine...for a program that brings in $225+ Million per year."
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
@pablo.show Please do a show on the Minnesota Twins owners, the Pohlad family, and their sudden about face on selling the team. Including: -They have publicly bragged about being terrible at local Twin Cities Country Clubs. - Corporate real estate - Their Dad was an inspiration for Montgomery Burns
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
It was always a lie. The Pohlads will never sell the team. But this fan base is not going back until they do. Continue the boycott!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Zygi Wilf constantly ranks as the number 1 or 2 owner in the NFL in the player vote, and that's not a mistake. (I think Miami is overrated.) There's a reason Caleb Williams and other QBs in the 2024 Draft hoped they could land in Minnesota.
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Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Bobby Cox or Earl Weaver would get ejected 5 times in a month. Who cares?
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
If NFL Preseason play calling were ice cream flavors, they would be Vanilla and plain.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
We took my nephew to the park before the long car ride, to get that extra energy out. He was knocked out in under 5 minutes for the car ride. But then he got too much sleep, and this is his energy level when the adults are tired near Midnight.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Montreal is a great wrestling city! What a crowd tonight!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/star... Even in the Lynx hometown. What an embarrassment!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
China is openly laughing at how dumb this energy policy is. Not only is the USA not competing, we're helping our enemies gain supremacy.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
My final question: What do the Minnesota Lynx have to do to get some positive recognition? They're 25-5. Only the 1998 Houston Comets were better through 30 games at 27-3. But this dildo story gets more recognition than one of the best teams in history.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
This "Oxygen of Publicity" notion clearly never got to WNBA coverage of dildos thrown on the court. The media is giving huge attention to these silly pranks, and basically nothing to the actual players or teams.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
In media training, there's a notion of the "Oxygen of Publicity". It was a problem from British Tabloids that reported on everything the IRA ever said or did. There was a legitimate need for the papers to publish relevant stories, but not to over-sensationalize every detail.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Instagram just decided with its most recent update to turn everyone's location sharing setting to ON. You have to manually go to the Settings menu to turn it off again. Stealing your data is one thing, but exposing vulnerable people (especially women) is flat out wrong.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
An average Stateside NFL home game brings in $10-$20 Million. The Brazil game (which was a disaster) still brought in $62 Million. The NFL Golden Rule- If it makes Gold (Money), it sets the rules.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
A-ha-ha-ha!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social I'm perfectly fine with Jared Allen's other answers, but you were the best at video games on those Vikings teams, and by a wide margin. www.instagram.com/reel/DNCGvFO...
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
My free Million dollar advertisement: Ex-girlfriends keep stealing their boyfriends sweatshirts, especially Champion brand sweatshirts. They collect them like war-trophies. They secretly brag about stealing the nicest ones (which are Champion).
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Becky Lynch just hit Nikki Bella with the Pipebomb of the year! I died from that John Cena line!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
If Lesnar is returning, then why not just keep the belt on Cena? I don't understand this booking.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Why are we doing AEW matches? 12 finishing manuevers and a guy still kicks out? It's a hat on a hat.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
I thoroughly enjoyed the Eddie Guerrero Tribute Match, aka Dominick Mysterio vs. AJ Styles
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
If the Main Event of the night is a Street Fight for the Title, there shouldn't be 1 Hardcore match on the undercard. Tonight has a TLC Tag Team match, followed by No DQ Women's IC Title, followed by a Steel Cage Men's US Title Match. This is a hat, on a hat, on a hat, on another hat.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
Bayley vs. Lyra on RAW was a 4 Star match. It cooked. That ECW Lyra vs. Becky Lynch match was 1.5 Stars. I was bored and concerned for their safety.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
No DQ matches don't do anything for me. I have seen no-talent, backyard hacks crash through tables. Give me a Real wrestling match.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
That was a simply gorgeous Money In The Bank cash-in. As good as it has been or ever will be.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
CM Punk and Gunther started their Title Match with the REAL GRAPS, and Michael Cole didn't know how to call it. Jim Ross would call every wrist lock with meaning, and fans would love it.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Of all the places for Papa Johns to advertise their pizza, they choose the NYC Tri-State area at SummerSlam? What are they thinking? It's New York! Nobody eats chain restaurant pizza there!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The Connecticut Sun are moving to Boston, so I need to know from a Massachusetts local. Is that drive a big deal? This is coming from a Twin Cities guy who knows Mpls. people that basically refuse to go to St. Paul or NYC people that refuse to go to Jersey. (Yes, that's stupid, but it exists.)
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
An absolute ass kicking of Las Vegas by my Minnesota Lynx, and we still cannot get national respect. Also, anybody that says Becky Hammon is a better coach than Cheryl Reeve should shut the hell up.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
A solar eclipse over Egypt? Did anybody else see Fifth Element? Save us Millla Jovovich!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
@pablo.show What happened with the Minnesota Twins fire-sale this week is a direct result of the Pohlad family's ownership. This is a story for PTFO. Among other things, deceased father Carl Pohlad was one of the many inspirations for Mr. Burns on The Simpsons.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
I have said he's going to Free Agency all this time.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Before UNREAL- No, the average WWE fan like me cannot be a better booker than the pros with experience. After UNREAL- I am definitely more qualified and have better ideas than the current WWE booking team.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
I have seen music groups that HATED each other get back together (e.g. Oasis, Fleetwood Mac, Aerosmith) for the money in touring. I would bet money that we see the Haim sisters (that like each other) get back together.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
I didn't need the 11-0 run by the Liberty, but great win Lynx.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
If you are not part of the #FanBoycott until new owners arrive, you need to join.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
The Twins are giving away All-Star talent because our owners are so cheap that they squeak when they walk.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Fantastic Four- More like the Above Average Five (Franklin was as important as Johnny). It was just okay. John Krasinski would have made a better Reed Richards.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
RIP to the Rhyno- Ryne Sandberg. I would watch him on WGN midday Cubs broadcasts with Harry Carey and Steve Stone. Enjoy a cold Old Style up there tonight.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember watching as a kid asking, "Why is Heart a power? Who goes through life not caring about their home?" Boy was I naive in those years.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Wow! Happy Gilmore 2 was stupid! They copied Caddyshack 2...which is no longer the dumbest golf movie in history.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social) reply parent
New Orleans basketball is struggling in a big way. Nashville, Cincinnati, Kansas City, St. Louis, Pittsburgh, and Louisville make more sense (and in that order).
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Or maybe we could vote for the nice brown lady that made affordable housing a key campaign promise.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
And only 15 years too late!
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
Good riddance! Hulk Hogan was a bad wrestler and an even worse human being.
Starbucks Workers United (@sbworkersunited.org) reposted
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made 6,666 times more than the typical Starbucks worker. All while baristas are not able to pay their rent and bills, or get the hours they need to qualify for healthcare. This company can afford fair union contracts. No more excuses, Brian!
CALL TO ACTIVISM (@calltoactivism.bsky.social) reposted
🚨HOLY SHIT. It’s all coming out: Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of eighteen?" Jeffrey Epstein: "Though I'd like to answer that question, I'm going to assert my 5th, 6th, and 14th Amendment rights."
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
@minakimes.bsky.social What size LAFC jersey for your Mom?
CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@cajunblue.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 Trying to drop a toddler off and ICE smashed in the window - without any concern for the baby. 1/2
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
I'm sure this Ethan Page promo is filled with heat if it wasn't all muted by the censors.
Jeremy Kasperson (@jeremykasperson.bsky.social)
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. I'll always remember that fun-loving rock star that did a phenomenal show in Grand Forks.