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I'm an old Black man, like Unc status, living in a place that don't give a fuck about blackness. We here though. He/Him/His but I fucks with everybody. I'm an uncle in these streets but hell in these skeets. I will bump your lil fren. Fuck wit me.
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Bro. So glad I'm not this type of old nigga.
Now that I think about it, it might even been Battle of the Planet. G-Force.
AKIRA!
Florida is the Australia of America.
You Florida niggas literally deal with dinosaurs. Daily. And I'm not just talking about the gators.
Beach shit.
With a candle. With. Cuz I fucks candy corn up.
When I saw author, it made all of the sense.
The perfect Saturday recipe.
Stuck in Florida this holiday weekend. I guess it could be worse.
Getting ready to do just that. Dania Beach, FL.
You better not be playing.
The dispensary, nigga.
Nigga. I was walking out my hotel room in Hollywood, FL. This fucking dinosaur was just chilling by the pool
I will have to figure out another way. 😁
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This is funny as fuck.
Stay out of the Castro. Whoa.
I'm here now. WAITING. I wish a muh fucka would.
Got me some jerk food in Miami. Shit is 🔥 💯.
Jerry Jones is a fucking idiot.
Going to Miami. Jacksonville is lit, though.
I'm sorry about that. Hopefully you have peace in lieu of a relationship.
Yes ma'am. Me and my brothers started a shipping company. I left NJ yesterday. Been driving all night.
Ahhhh. I was getting ready to come get you.
Yes ma'am. Are you here?
Boy, you getting fried like some catfish in this heaux. Streets is saying you ain't fucking nobody til you take dem jeans off.
Jacksonville Florida today.
Just went to refresh my memory, and .....
Jersey.
Dope! I'm still trying to figure mine out.
You left the m off. Meh.
Have you decided on a costume yet?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Them boys know when you are in your element.
Halloweentown is not a bad place to reside year round, honestly. You already start on this year's presentation?
You really excited for spooky season, huh?
So, telling a nigga's mom is diabolical, but not the cheating???? You niggas have clearly lost the plot.
Scrambled with cheese 🧀.
Mawning fam 😊.
Bruh. I knew it was Jersey just from the accent.
This is my city. Paterson, NJ. A city in the shadow of NYC, going through changes. She may be different, but she is still mine.
I'm home.
Mawning fam.
C'mon with the spectacular spectacles, ma'am.
This was in Portland, OR about eight days ago. We are now in Portland, Maine. Two coasts, two oceans, and two niggas.
There is niggas in Portland, Maine. Wow.
Aye!!!
Thanks puddin! 😎
Boy when I finally get mine.....
Very good. But it's moving up the coast today. In Buffalo now and it's a light rain.
Driving to Boston, then Maine. Hopefully we beat the hurricane.
This ain't it, fam. Cuz if the body is bodying......
This nigga has become the Pan Afrikan Sean King.
With the legs on the shoulders.
They just had to stick with ignorance 10 toes down.
Hilarious 😂.
......
Gonna be on the East for two weeks. Headed to Boston, Jersey by Friday. Home muh fuckas!
This was before I knew they were Polynesian. I used to think they was light-skinned niggas.
If I say "Let's go to Kansas City" as a nigga, why in the fuck would you assume I meant Kansas City, KS??????
I was gonna ask is the rainbow shit messing with you....
I don't care about being right. I just wanna be happy.
This aesthetic, however, drives me insane.
Aye!!!!
It's like having a pleasure remote control that you operate with your tongue.
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Protect your peace, mama.
Haven't been in one since they capitulated.
A whole problem.
I try to stay clear of the debauchery that takes place on here for Y'all's sake. But nobody asked the important question...... Are titties included in the dick/pussy exchange? Like if you wake up with a snatch do you get titties to match?
You have EVERYTHING locked in memory. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always am.
I meant, with Huey P. as the pic, I wouldn't expect anything else.
No bread?
At this point of life, every snack is an "old person snack." I could say raisin bran, however.
My nigga........lmao!!!!
This is ridiculously funny to me.
It's been my experience that they ask for it, or sneak a little feel when we kiss and he rises. Depending on the vibe, about a week to two weeks.
@veryghetto.posts.fyi Boy you wasn't lying. You got the skyline in SHAMBLES.!!!!!!!
Yeah. That wasn't it.
The dumbest fucking leader EVER.
Boffum.
"WHY YOU BEING WEIRD TO MEEEE????
EXACTLY! Kim starting to look like a damn weasel.
Y'all know a nigga is slow. I caught that after. The Chipettes were cute, though. Lmao.
Overthinking is a sign of a person who is concerned about the space he occupies and how that space affects other people. You can't help that you think of how your actions may affect people. Just try and make sure your thoughts don't keep you from blessings. You good, fam.
Brandon, you are using sarcasm font, right? Cuz Miss Kim ain't looked like Kim for a minute.....
She be sangin, Sis. Some of the shit she sangs to, meh. But she definitely is the highlight of any track she's on.
All them heauxs can go.
Pistol, water, and cash.
That there is a difference between FASHION and STYLE. Big fashion houses make shitty style decisions, too. Fashion is who/what you wear, style is HOW you wear it.
Nigga. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, even with butter and strawberry combined, my shit don't be looking like that. Goddamn.
Yeth.
We cool. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A bacon, egg, and cheese on an asiago or everything bagel, a cinnamon raisin with butter and strawberry cream cheese, or a plain with Philadelphia cream cheese.
Exclusively.