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@jessemeyerson.bsky.social
Sustainability, NYC politics, cool maps, linguistics, socialism, books, esoteric puns, and 40+ years without a driver's license.
created August 18, 2023
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Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole "parking tickets are unjust oppression" narrative is a bad take. There's nothing glorious about scofflaws polluting our cities and endangering our children so they can store their valuable personal property in public resources for free or maybe, MAYBE, a pittance of its societal cost
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't tantalize him like that!
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think it's required by those who eat meat to need gelatin, but it's a cheap stabilizer so if they're not trying to get the veg market why not use the cheapest industrial dip that most customers would want?
Doug Gordon (@brooklynspoke.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I am once again asking @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to come on The War on Cars podcast to talk about his transportation, public space, and climate policies.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Not all people who eat vegetables are vegetation or vegan. This is close to "so you hate waffles?" reasoning
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social)
Not very effective...
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take this Jimmy all day every day out of the Jimmy options
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't he a decades-long friend with the National Enquirer guy? They love big babies
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
While I'd love to see Kimmel roast ABC and the administration, if he did a solid hour about how "Trump was best friends with this pedophile he's now protecting" it would be incredible payback that wouldn't give them any chance to complain.
sturgeonmouth (@sturgeonmouth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Honor Charlie Kirk? Sure! Endorse Zohran Mamdani? Whoa! We'll need to think about that and assess the timing.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social)
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social this your guy?
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
The team is still going to use the Gotham name but play in Bludhaven or Crest Hill, resentful fans will try to support the team but unreliable public transit coming to and from the "home" games is gonna create a new themed Rogue.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
He's both trying to rationalize the unthinkable and keep up the op, CIA line followed by real thought. Dutch et al don't speak Spanish so Dillon wants to keep them on mission, get the rebels or whomever they're there to get, but he's also afraid and believes her and literally it doesn't make sense
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
No, the lemonade guy
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
am i hurt that i didn’t get this scoop? of course. am i amused that tom homan could be bought for $50k? absolutely. is he a bitch? always.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
On the heels of her also voting "nay" on the Charlie Kirk Day resolution, unlike Jeferies, Nadler, and Meeks' "yay" and more vociferous than Meng and Goldman's "present". Surprising yesterday and happy to see it carrying over today
City Nolan (@ndhapple.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There have been occasional proposals to extend service that somehow become more complicated than 'extend the RR', for galaxy brained reasons usually. But the simple answer is the right one. The railways/ROWs already exist. Let put down some power poles, put in some signals and put them to work.
Dare Obasanjo (@carnage4life.bsky.social) reposted
Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.
Dean Obeidallah (@deanobeidallah.bsky.social) reposted
A listener to my show said the House Democrats should introduce impeachment articles for FCC Chair Brendan Carr for violating the First Amendment by pressuring ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel. I 100% agree. Let's get the GOP on the record voting against free speech!!
Melanie D’Arrigo (@darrigomelanie.bsky.social) reposted
Trump’s allies now control X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, & TikTok. They own Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ & NY Post. They own Sinclair Broadcasting which has 200 tv stations and local news in 100 markets. “Freedom of speech” is now what Trump and his billionaire pals say it is.
Berserker Coach (@berserkercoach.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
@wyden.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov @vanhollen.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov @hirono.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov @chrismurphyct.bsky.social very disappointing from all of you. Kirk was a Christo-fascist racist piece of crap no one kind will miss him
Eric Blair (@protecttruth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This should be the easiest ask. Moreover, Democrats should use the opportunity to say that Charlie Kirk had bad values and did bad things, and deserves no honor. Why is that hard? It’s the simple truth.
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
Colin Woodard (@colinwoodard.bsky.social) reposted
For instance:
Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers.bsky.social) reposted
History accidentally swapped the reactions to Trump 1 and Trump 2.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
e.w. niedermeyer (@niedermeyer.online) reposted
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social)
Boo! This is what happens when I try for purple first. I immediately saw the actual purple category but thought it too obvious. So I looked for a more obscure one to give a shot and what you know it's the one that literally 49/50 people don't pick first but that's green. #nytgames #nytconnections
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a trap and now we know you can read. Counter countered.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! So it's NOT am allusion to National Treasure (2007)? Checkmate, liberal
DVS (@dvsblast.bsky.social) reposted
my baseline for an "acceptable" amount of crime is i put 3 pies on a window sill. If a man in a bandit mask floats by & takes one? ok. If he takes two & leaves a note "sorry mac, dems da breaks!" that is also ok. If takes all 3 & says "Boss sez all pies go tru HIM foist" uh oh
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
A penny paved is a penny you can't pick up off the street
StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 (@strictlychristo.bsky.social) reposted
They had kids, too.
NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted
JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Anything set in the Bahamas with a speech impeded character has gotta be the only safe bet. Which, I know, describes dozens of shows
wormbologna (@wormbologna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted
Kash Patel and Dan Bongino were rushed to salt lake medical center in serious but stable condition after bending down to reach for the same banana peel simultaneously and bonking their heads together and it made a sound like when Gallagher hit a watermelon
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
No-hit 'em for 7.1 innings, just not in the usual way
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
Susan Collins was the deciding vote today to block the Senate release of the Epstein files. Graham Platner is people funded, rejects AIPAC, condemns Israel’s genocide in Palestine by name, & doesn’t protect pedophiles. Join me in throwing a few bucks his way: secure.actblue.com/donate/gpbgi...
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Backed Chris Christie, gave to Donald Trump (first inauguration, not necessarily campaign donor), but as Democrats: Andrew Yang, Eric Adams. So, they suck. But he's a billionaire so not the worst? (I feel gross)
Stefanos Chen (@stefanoschen.bsky.social) reposted
The subway had its safest summer in 15 years, according to police data, a vastly different picture than the one painted by the Trump administration www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/n...
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I put my hand upon the groove When I move you move we move You put your hand upon the groove When you move I move we move
Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
A true man of the people
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
When even Rand Paul thinks you’re despicable.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon now, he's still alive. In movies even recently.
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted
Ex-Israeli spokesman: "You represent sharia. You represent the hatred of Western society." Me: "I am Western, you racist piece of shit... I thought I was coming on to debate John Spencer not this ridiculous war criminal." Full debate between me & an Israeli racist: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0c...
Michael Sainato (@msainato.bsky.social) reposted
Longtime Teamsters write open letter against endorsing Sean O'Brien to continue as President of the Teamsters, who they say is a "union leader that has allied himself to a want-to-be dictator proving to be the most anti-worker president in history." www.counterpunch.org/2025/09/05/o...
New Kings Democrats (@newkingsdems.bsky.social) reposted
This would be an outrageous abuse of the Board of Elections role in order to override the democratic process.
April Glick Pulito (@aprilglick.bsky.social) reposted
Trump wants Cuomo Trump wants Cuomo This should be enough to be fully entirely disqualifying
Mark Miller (@markwmiller07.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
How can we get them addicted to Civilization or Crusader Kings
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate to give either them a W, but this is... this is so bad I'm gonna say Hochul is a better governor and a better person than Gavin Newsom and I already feel unclean
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
"left leaning Republicans" Just a total free-for-all in the meanings of words now, huh?
staatenlos.bsky.social (@staatenlos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, definitely!
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Ever seen a bear?
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Sunday 1pm after all the panel shows are over. What're they gonna do, sit on it for a week? Anything can happen by the next Sunday, might never even crack the cycle
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on there, champ, it's a *tidal* estuary. You want that fill ebbing and flowing all day?
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
i'm living rent free in your shed
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
cloaca-la?
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck your mwahahahaha shit, that's a watered down bwahahahaha that had its own rich history and originators before you mwahahahahaers culturally appropriated it
kim (@kimmymonte.bsky.social) reposted
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
A substantial portion of that Persian population are also Jewish and likely a non-zero number of the Middle Eastern population are Israeli. Can't just take a whole swath of demographics and extrapolate without the bigger picture.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Roman Candle Natural Philosopher wasn't as catchy
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Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It's spelt "spelt" and it's also what goes in mills
𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂, 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 (@ch4r10t.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
it's really telling that the pitch for Newsom is a whole lot of talking about how he's the guy to beat Trump, whereas the pitch for Pritzker is him actually beating back some of the effects of Trump's government using his power as governor
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I prefer imagining book-length conversations my old professor may have had.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, they'd rather stay in a North Jersey as a rump state, but prefer a Greater NYC offer. But if NYC took only the truly urban 4/5 NE counties but didn't want to take the whole northern half, maybe Lenapehoking can get Mercer. It's what everyone dreams of: being Trenton's 3rd choice
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I like it, but no way Mercer goes in a way further from NYC than status quo. I mean Burlington and Ocean are less and less South Jersey each year with the vanishing middle.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
This happens when people forget to just say "played out". A lot of "worst songs" are objectively terrific, like say Piano Man. I don't ever need to hear it again but saying it belongs on worst ever lists is just dumb.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Jaywalkers just keep on winning
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Means testing bribes like the speeding tickets in Finland
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but her not interacting with the press often could have led to this whole thing. "Winnie, we got denied matching funds again. Look out for someone from the city at this event and try to pay them off"
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Every office building area should be full of ground floor bars and restaurants. Almost no overlap in peak usage, complementary even, easy transportation infrastructure already in place but under-utilized at that hour. Much of Lower Manhattan, e.g., is completely dead at 6pm. With 13 subway lines!
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
It took me a minute to think to myself whether Adams had also done this before I commented, but wrong candidate.
In These Times (@inthesetimes.com) reposted reply parent
Among Black voters under 50, Mamdani got 70%+ of the vote. 🔥 That shows the power of organizing, trusted messengers, and bold solutions to meet the cost-of-living crisis. 4/5
In These Times (@inthesetimes.com) reposted reply parent
Cuomo still won most majority-Black precincts—largely because of name recognition & low turnout. Nearly half of Black voters hadn’t even heard of Mamdani before the primary. But those who did? 79% rated him favorably. 3/5
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Actual still from security footage of this guy's work
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social)
Heh
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Flamingstop, Jerry
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
At (another) Hampton’s fundraiser with Republican donors on Saturday, Andrew Cuomo said it plainly: he’s expecting Trump’s help to defeat us in November. “I feel good about that,” Cuomo said. New Yorkers won’t.
Peter Sterne (@petersterne.com) reposted
Andrew Cuomo is trying to create pretexts for Donald Trump to send in troops to occupy NYC.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he (and other shots so long they're jokes) always overperforms in polls because some people think choosing the "undecided" options makes them look dumb and even anonymously they want to appear to have an opinion.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
Maine character energy
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
One thing I know for sure is that if *I* called the cops and said “some guy just threw a sandwich at me” they would consider me to be a huge baby and think I was wasting their time.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a lot of numbers between 7 and 20 that buses could travel at
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
But that bullying was done not by a bully but by a bigger nerd, and that's the nerd due bullied-nerd experience so they wouldn't nerd-bully GRRM.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Today I'm so honored to earn the endorsement of @drichardsqns.bsky.social, who fights for the world's borough every day. We recently rode the Q4 in Jamaica, one of the five bus lines made free in our fare free bus pilot. Ridership jumped 30%, and everyone's commute got a little bit easier.
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social)
Color is just a societal construct
Congestion Pricing Stan Account (@jessemeyerson.bsky.social) reply parent
There's the Hulk. And the other Hulk, too. Any Hulk, really
Fractionalized Monkey Jpegs (@bennihana70.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you don’t know the difference between rent-stabilized and Section 8, you’re unfit to be mayor of NYC.
Congestion Pricing Now (@fundtransitnow.bsky.social) reposted
DYK? Traffic is down and business is up.