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Jess 🫠

@jessness.bsky.social

I'm here. Now what?

created June 14, 2023

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"They care about what you can do" Yeah, can you read? Can you do that?

3/9/2025, 12:54:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If these medieval built cities can accommodate cars and bikes, there's no reason why we can't.

3/9/2025, 12:52:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For my own sanity, I haven't been rage posting on the Dems' pages in a bit and when you take a break from that its really easy to never hear from them on anything. Absolutely underlines how awful their outreach is. Im very much online but not hearing shit unless I seek it out. Theyre failing so hard

2/9/2025, 10:44:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will always recommend this podcast for folks looking for a well researched (they link everything) quick bite of info about a disease. In particular, their rabies episode is very good

Screenshot of This Podcast Will Kill You ep14 Rabies: Dont Dilute Me Bro
2/9/2025, 7:30:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

1/9/2025, 8:38:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giuliani is definitely dying

1/9/2025, 8:36:56 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fighting when you are all dressed as highlighters is a choice

1/9/2025, 8:36:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 7:08:32 PM | 235 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's funny when every other month, some dipshit I've never heard says this site is dead. Who cares? I'm not finding new platforms to replace anything. As they die, I am one step closer to freedom.

1/9/2025, 3:56:43 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

every pic of trump looks like this now

that famous bigfoot pic but with some SUVs around
1/9/2025, 9:52:48 AM | 1915 264 | View on Bluesky | view

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The coloring is off. Too skin like

1/9/2025, 3:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ada Palmer (@adapalmer.bsky.social) reposted

The Roadless Rule does a huge amount to protect wild areas against wildfires, the vast majority of which begin near roads. It's super easy to leave a comment urging them to keep the Roadless Rule and protect against fires. Comments like this make a big impact! www.regulations.gov/commenton/FS...

1/9/2025, 1:45:33 PM | 110 103 | View on Bluesky | view

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sim, pão de queijo

1/9/2025, 12:21:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They dont even tell me anything anymore, and I feel so accomplished. The only conversation we have is me reminding them I can't use the second skin stuff because Im allergic to the adhesive, and Im an air dry gal anyway

31/8/2025, 10:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

with trump and giuliani edging right up to the border of death, the comedic rule of threes now screams for blood

31/8/2025, 10:01:37 PM | 3102 360 | View on Bluesky | view

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My man has suffered enough

31/8/2025, 7:34:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@magpie.tips Isack didnt need Lando to break the trophy. He can accomplish that on his own 😆

31/8/2025, 4:32:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big ups to Zandvoort this year for being the first time I didn't spend the entire race complaining about Verstappen fans.

31/8/2025, 4:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted

Stańczyk vibes, but also View of Lyse Abbey near Bergen, by Johan Christian Dahl, 1826

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31/8/2025, 4:07:59 PM | 602 111 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least two of these can be used for any of his upcoming influencer shots.

31/8/2025, 4:18:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhhh Sainz saying the Stewards dont want to talk to him

31/8/2025, 3:24:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol Sainz saying Lawson hits someone in every single race

31/8/2025, 3:24:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me the entire race

Blurry photo of Isack Hadjar
31/8/2025, 3:15:15 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ready to be disappointed watching Ferrari shit the bed at home

31/8/2025, 3:07:54 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isack Hadjar not knowing where to go before figuring out where his team was to celebrate, great moment

31/8/2025, 2:50:00 PM | 182 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a race to start the second half of the season

31/8/2025, 3:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn the Dutch make a stunning trophy

31/8/2025, 3:00:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isack continually not knowing where to go is so endearing

31/8/2025, 2:59:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Staples had more capital that would be a great opportunity for them

Staples easy button
31/8/2025, 2:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Less interviews. More green room!

31/8/2025, 2:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bearman finishing 6th after starting from pit is crazy work

31/8/2025, 2:45:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give me the radio of Isack excitedly cursing already

31/8/2025, 2:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lando Norris chaos meme
31/8/2025, 2:41:39 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isack Hadjar fuccckkkk yeaaaaahhhhh That's my rookie!

31/8/2025, 2:42:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

ay man gimme a beer while you're up

31/8/2025, 2:35:30 PM | 265 33 | View on Bluesky | view

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The real winner today is the sand dunes

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31/8/2025, 2:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can Lando join Charles on that dune?

31/8/2025, 2:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Lando's engine just blew up, Sandvoort is a mess today, 10/10

31/8/2025, 2:31:13 PM | 114 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ommgggggg Lando. Noooo Hadjar podium? Yesssssssssss

31/8/2025, 2:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture static klinger (@jessespector.com) reposted

we all have that spot at work where we go to cry

charles leclerc sitting on a dune in his firesuit, as the mclarens go by in the corner on the track — he is looking away from them, we can see the white 16 on his red suit
31/8/2025, 2:26:15 PM | 90 27 | View on Bluesky | view

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That camera shot is gotta be my second favorite. I cackled. The first will always be Checo's forest hike at Canada

31/8/2025, 2:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is Charles just chilling on a dune?

31/8/2025, 2:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drivers in camping chairs post crash is my favorite genre of F1 photos

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31/8/2025, 2:19:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles going to have to talk to the Stewards about both Mercs now

31/8/2025, 2:16:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both Ferraris taken out at the same corner is crazy work

31/8/2025, 2:15:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CHARLEESSSSSS OMMGGGGG

31/8/2025, 2:13:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont know if this was purposefully done but I appreciate this broadcast didnt show Lewis doing a sad post crash walk. Everyone should leave him alone.

31/8/2025, 2:11:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The anger will volumnize his hair even more

31/8/2025, 2:09:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sainz saying "Who gets a penalty? Me?" is unintentionally funny.

31/8/2025, 2:05:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jolyon Palmer saying the stewards aren't that busy and can make a call during the race, lol.

31/8/2025, 2:02:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russell is definitely going to cry after this race

31/8/2025, 1:58:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles and George can fight because it keeps sweet angry baby Hadjar in 4th

31/8/2025, 1:53:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess because Lawson was technically ahead while on the inside??? But we all know Lawson can't keep a line in a turn. He feels the magnetic pull of a car trying to pass. Time penalty is harsh though

31/8/2025, 1:50:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charles said fuck this shit

31/8/2025, 1:48:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawson really growing into his roll as the new Stroll. Contact with every race

31/8/2025, 1:47:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lawson get through a race without contact challenge.

31/8/2025, 1:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lewwiisssss noooooooooooo

31/8/2025, 1:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easing back in full time work after a vacation. Mentally still chilling on Toto's yacht

31/8/2025, 1:22:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that some of the trackside camera views make the cars look like they're going for a casual drive and not entering turns going 190 mph

31/8/2025, 1:20:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The nicest Max has ever let someone pass him on the outside?

31/8/2025, 1:16:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do I get access to the F1 weather radar for my own use? I need someone to give me those specifics

31/8/2025, 1:12:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets get spicy

31/8/2025, 1:06:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to see how Albon jumped 5 places.

31/8/2025, 1:06:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted

Again, to reiterate, earlier today the Israeli government denied two members of the United States Senate the right to see Gaza and its destroyed cities with their own eyes. More than that, they specifically denied them the right to do so on another country's airplane.

30/8/2025, 11:27:12 PM | 100 29 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tears tells me she could make a great disco album.

30/8/2025, 9:30:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(They'll put him down)

30/8/2025, 7:06:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone updating their meme folders labeled "when he dies" this week.

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30/8/2025, 6:44:27 PM | 1005 67 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ollie cannot catch a break this season

30/8/2025, 5:07:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its cool and overcast and this is the most glorious morning I've had in a long time. You can convince me that summer should continue

30/8/2025, 5:03:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should label it "It Happened!"

30/8/2025, 5:01:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was bummed I missed the Hunx and his Punx show but then someone I know who went said she got covid from the show. So Im all good now.

30/8/2025, 4:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhhhhhhh great if true. I've been needing to make the switch but dragging and the playlist thing was one of the reasons

30/8/2025, 2:29:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they really want prove hes ok, they should make him do 25 jumping jacks in front of the press pool

30/8/2025, 1:51:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Less than a two hour drive from Camp David. Only shown walking to the car. No wave or acknowledgement. Staying under cover. Im still staying he's down bad and they forced him out for this PR stunt

30/8/2025, 1:39:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox on the racetrack!

30/8/2025, 1:29:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They will Weekend at Bernie him for as long as they can

30/8/2025, 1:16:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a moment when it looked like Moultrie was trying to move forward and he kept staying 2ft directly in front of her.

30/8/2025, 4:42:27 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES JULIE DUFUR!!!!!!!

30/8/2025, 4:36:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This game is absolute chaos and I need that mic

30/8/2025, 4:19:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rob Gale getting carded just for standing?

30/8/2025, 4:08:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is painful game for the Thorns but McGlynn is having a hell of game. Jfc

30/8/2025, 4:01:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That must have felt so good.

30/8/2025, 3:38:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very well done

30/8/2025, 3:25:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is the ref standing 2ft in front of Moultrie while shes trying to move forward? Leave her alone

30/8/2025, 3:10:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sam Coffey is already arguing with the ref MIC HER UP

30/8/2025, 2:42:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NWSL+ is showing the Thorns game on the Reign stream and vice versa. Amazing

30/8/2025, 2:35:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These might be the most vile pants I've ever seen a groom wear.

An Essex guy in tight Capri linen pants with loafers and no socks.
30/8/2025, 1:46:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its gotten even more windswept somehow

30/8/2025, 1:28:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The church by me put out chairs all around their property garden and wrote on them for people to rest. Doing more to create 3rd spaces than most

30/8/2025, 12:31:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe you might join me in watching Time Team.

29/8/2025, 9:56:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its definitely giving Rocky Horror before anyone tells me Im dumb.

29/8/2025, 6:13:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im also obsessed with one of their archs who has a crazy accent and regularly digs in these little cut off shorts

Photos of a man leaning on a post wearing a har, plaid shirt and cut off denim shorts
29/8/2025, 5:54:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know so much more about Roman occupation, bronze age, Normans, Vikings, castles, etc. There are a ton of episodes so I leave it on in the background of YouTube on my TV.

29/8/2025, 5:50:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time Team is my comfort archaeology show. They are invited to dig at sites and are given three days to find out as much as they can. Its basically televised CRM (my job) with those timelines. They do sites through out England, Wales, Ireland, and Scotland and cover all eras.

29/8/2025, 5:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add to the pile of "this should be a bigger news story than it is"

29/8/2025, 5:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Track is still on summer break

29/8/2025, 3:05:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one is having a good time!

29/8/2025, 3:03:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is great and fun. Its giving a little disco, a little camp, a little Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

29/8/2025, 1:35:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the coolest episode of Time Team

29/8/2025, 3:17:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day I ask 'When is it going to happen?'

29/8/2025, 2:48:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view