jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If Trump dies, will the media report it?
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If Trump dies, will the media report it?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Batch #1 for 2025 Habañero-Cayenne hot sauce went into ferment today. Should be ready for vinegar and emulsification in early October. ✊💕🌶️
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I need another beer from the kitchen, and this fucking guy. 😆🍺
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
We missed #Caturday since we've been unplugged for the weekend. So here's four cats in one photo — a new record in this house. One day I'll get all six. 😻
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
As a non-believer, I’m not really into building bridges to my believer counterparts in this world. And that’s mainly because most of my believer counterparts in this world would like to see me dead. Fuck your beliefs until you’re ready to accept the lack of mine.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
When your enemy has no sense of shame left, there is only one recourse… And that is to destroy them. Humans feel shame. Monsters don’t.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I always thought my neoliberal Republican dad growing up was cruel, unempathetic, and selfish. But I never imagined just how monstrous he and his ilk would become by the 21st century. Republicans are much worse now than they ever were back in the day when they still had as sense of shame.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Republicans couldn’t govern their way out of a paper bag.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Republicans don’t know how to govern. The only things they now how to do is line the pockets of their wealthy benefactors, as well as their own, and screw the average American in the process. That’s it.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Late Silent Gens, Boomers, and a fuckton more than there should be of us Gen Xers, are fucking responsible for this fucking mess we call the “United States of America.” What a fucking joke we are. #TotalFail #AmericaIsBroken
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
PSA: Religion is funded by Nazis. (In case you didn’t know.)
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
30 years ago, my parents frowned upon me for smoking pot, while RFK Jr’s heroin and steroid addiction gets him appointed head of America’s health in our country. Fuck my parents.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Watching RFK Jr speak is like watching a person getting fucked in the ass by MS-13, and trying to figure out what they’re trying to communicate to me. Are you okay? Do you need help? Should I call someone? Blink twice if yes. Wtaf?!
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Little Grei will be 15 weeks old on Saturday. So we‘ll be having cake. 😻🎂
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I don’t need to see you pray in public. Do it on your own time and tell me that you did. I’ll believe you, you fucking twat.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I don’t have a problem with religion. I have a problem with performative religion. Believe what you want. Idfc. Just don’t turn it into some shitty public cosplay.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
American Christianity is basically the Prosperity Gospel of Jesus™ but with guns.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Do overtly religious people understand just how fucking exhausting they are?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If MAGA were to put even a quarter of the energy they give to actively hating everything they’re told to hate in life into actually trying to understand everything they’re told to hate in life, imagine where we’d be right now?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
The unholy trinity of Republican politics: 1. Money. 2. Power. 3. Control. It’s what they’ve wanted for nearly 40 fucking years now, and in 2025 they’re so close to achieving it they can taste it. As a vet might say, we need to put this party down.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If you work in mainstream media and ever happen to sit down next to me at the bar, do not under any circumstance tell me you work for mainstream media.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If you believe that prayer works, prove it.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Being a non-believer walking around in a world run by believers is some of the most annoying shit ever. Just sayin.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
What good does knowledge do if you live in a land of imbeciles?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Both Schumer and Jeffries are big recipients of Pro-Israel dollars. If they have no problem seeing Gazan children dying, they probably have no problem seeing your children die too. In church. While praying. Also, they both claim to be believers.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I will never forgive Republicans for choosing stupidity over principle. Y’all are fucking dead to me.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Republican Kid — “Mommy, what if I pray tonight and I still get shot in school tomorrow?” Republican Mom — “Well that just means god loves you more, and wants to see you sooner.” Sounds crazy right?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social) reply parent
So, using the transitive property: The #1 cause of death for children in America are our very own elected politicians. Because they love their jobs, and their suits, and their free healthcare, and their status, and all those months off doing fuck all … VOTE THEM ALL OUT!!!
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Gun violence is the #1 cause of death for children in America. Because our bought-and-paid-for electeds in Congress allow it.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
RFK Jr. is probably the best example I can point to as a primary reason why no nation should ever hold a family name in such high regard that every member of that family winds up being treated as royalty, when in reality a lot of them are dumber than a box of fucking dildos.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
What good does it do praying to a god who would rather see your children murdered in a church pew?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Apparently god loves conmen, grifters, billionaires, fake christians, and pedophiles as much as he hates little children on their first day of school. In fact, he hates kids so much, he made sure to kill and injure them today while they were in his goddam house fucking praying.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Fuck your prayers, just like your god fucked those kids’ prayers.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
The means of production are destined to fail when money and hate and the “privileged” few are all that’s left powering them. youtu.be/U8oKtr0pSGE?...
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Cracker Barrel either has one of the best PR/Marketing teams in the world, or one of the worst. And so far I can’t tell which one it is. They surely knew their customers skewed older and more conservative, and this would probably piss people off. But also, the free ads. 🤔
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social) reply parent
It's nothing against them. I just find it hard to believe that so many people are so invested in their story.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
It‘s difficult to argue with MAGA over their desire to have a king, when over half our population fawns over a celebrity couple and their engagement as though they were royalty.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I really don't care they got engaged. Not one little itty bit. Not hating. Just don't care.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
You can’t burn a flag. But you can burn down an entire nation.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I still don’t get the end game here with legacy media outlets—ABC, CBS, NBC, NYT, WaPo, WSJ—all vying for what? To be the last remaining propaganda outlet outside of Fox Noise, in a staged media landscape where truth has no meaning and facts are a hoax? DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS!!!
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Signed hats. Signed shirts. Signed shoes. Signed bibles. Now, signed flags. ’Merica. 🔥🇺🇸
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Half of the man's base wears clothes cut from the American flag, many of whom leaving daily skid marks in their Old Glory underwear, and don their favorite flag pajamas before slipping into their red, white and blue bed sheets at night. But *burning the flag should be illegal?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Is there not a single Republican left in America who actually gives a flying fuck about the democratic future of our country? Or are they all in on this whole pseudo-communist, quasi-monarchy, Fourth Reich thing unfolding before us each day?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
You can beat a cop to within an inch of his life with Old Glory, but you can’t burn it after you’re done. Because that would be a crime. ’Merica. ✊🇺🇸
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I should have been a journalist and gone into legacy media — because I can think of no other job on the planet where you can do absolutely fuck all and make a career out of it.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
In the 70s protestors delivered flowers to armed American troops. Let’s deliver shit sandwiches, Subway hoagies, and turd muffins to them in 2025. Make them hate their existence. #Resist #FascismBlows #DontBeANazi
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
$10 says Trump, sometime over the coming year, will give an ultimatum to FIFA that unless Russia is included in the 2026 World Cup, bad things might happen. I’d say “mark this post,” but I still don’t want to believe that we’re now living in an evil villainous comic book story.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If it’s the choice of military leadership to allow for the open carry of rifles in American streets, then the front-line grunts who are going to perform the coming cosplay need to be fucking reminded of their oaths, and shamed into laying down their weapons. Every day. All day.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social) reply parent
He‘s so delusional.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
“Pre-wars” are wars in Donald‘s mind that would have become real wars if it had not been for his courage to get up each morning and bravely play golf after a long night of shitposting. 😆
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Now is not the time to be joining the United States military. Unless you’re the bad guy.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I made a cold peanut noodle salad, enough to feed me for the next week earlier today… So, I’m feeling pretty proud about my superpowers right about now. ✊
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Young front-line soldiers deployed to American, Democratic cities and streets clearly don’t want to be the face of fascism. But their cowardly 4-starred, brass leadership is forcing them to wear the mark of shame in the eyes of their fucking families, friends, and neighbors.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I’m starting to think our military is in on the coup.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
This isn’t an administration. It’s a fucking Stephen King novel.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
My weekend started at 7:30a this morning having the opportunity to have some coffee, eat some breakfast, and watch my Spurs down Man City at the Etihad. Nothing can phase me now until at least Monday. #COYS #THFC #MCTOT ✊⚽️
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Looking back on my life, the only thing I would change is I would probably have been a sex trafficker of little girls to rich men... Seems like a win-win in 2025 America.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Little Grei never missing an opportunity to remind me I was wrong, and he's a male. Even when asleep he pulls this shit. Look at my nutsack, Dad! 😂
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I highly suspect that majoring in journalism these days requires knee pads, lube, and meth.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I would wager that 70% of the American public understands that the emperor has no clothes. Maybe higher.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Have our “beloved” Dem leaders in Congress come out against our country taking a 10% communist stake in an American company yet, or are they feeding off of Intel donations as well?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
The thing I hate the most about Republicans isn’t their lying, their gaslighting, their bigotry, their feigned ignorance, their cruelty, their utter lack of morality, ethics or principles — it’s their arrogance.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
For decades my Republican father never missed an opportunity to take some commie/socialist/Chinese jab at my liberal politics, only to wind up here in 2025 where his Party is now all for the nationalizing of our means of production. Unfuckingbelievable.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
It’s a weird situation… The Republicans in Congress have ceded all of their powers to the Executive; The Supreme Court is willing to allow the Executive to do whatever he wants; And the Democrats in Congress have zero true leadership; Just two bought puppets named Chuck and Hakeem.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social) reply parent
The public had no need to pretend that they were suddenly artists and graphic designers and videographers and writers and good students and shit. On the other hand, for science, industry, research, and development… Use AI for that stuff. The rest of us would have been perfectly fine without it.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Why exactly are we letting billionaires destroy everything good?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I really wish they had kept AI gated for R&D, industry, and the like. The way they just opened the gates and fed it to the public was their first mistake. Because now you can’t contain it. It’s worse than a virus.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
People think AI is free. It isn’t. We all pay for it through our electric bills. And now that subsidies are gone, we’ll pay even more. And the environment and climate will die even sooner. For people like Elon.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
ICE is now recruiting with the image of a shlubby vampire who dines on small children for breakfast, and whose milkshake is sure to attract all the incel wannabe fascists to the yard. I mean, who isn’t inspired by a balding, hateful Nazi with no redeemable human qualities?
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I’ve eaten at Cracker Barrel a few times in my life—often in the past when visiting relatives in the south, or sometimes on a road trip where it was the only option. Is the food great? No. Is the logo overhaul great? Also no. But I don’t understand the hate they’re getting.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I feel like the Republicans in the Texas State Legislature effectively kidnapping and enslaving a lone, black, Democratic Representative, and locking her in the State House overnight, because she refused to give them permission to do vile, horrible things, should be a bigger story.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
MAGA didn’t want any more foreign wars, or any more of our troops serving in foreign lands, but apparently has absolutely no problem with war at home and those same troops patrolling “Democrat” American cities. They hate Blue America more than they hate anything else on Earth.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Shane Buchele: “If you ask my wife, I'm really fucking stupid.” Mike White: “Your wife knows everything too?!” SB: [nods] MW: “Dude, my wife knows everything!” SB: "She knows everything.” MW: “How do they do that?!” SB: “I don‘t know dude.” 😆 #BillsMafia
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If Trump is really trying to get into Heaven, someone should probably tell him he’s doing it all wrong.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
It’s amazing watching me and everyone I know in life just watch our nation collapse into fucking fuck all, and we’re all just like “Another round?” Yes please. I’ll take another round.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
America is on track to totally destroy itself in a matter of a few years, and it kind of feels like we’re all going to let it happen. Which is weird. Because I thought we were the home of the brave. Clearly that was wrong.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I would have made a great father. Period.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Would you trust a generation who thought “key parties” were a good thing? #Boomers
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Shout out to my toxically greedy Silent Gen and Boomer parents who left behind a shit sandwich of a world I now have to chew on for the rest of my life as I try and figure out how to live on the sidewalk in a tent with 6 cats during retirement. Fuck you very much mom and dad. 🖕
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
The biggest lesson about the Trump Administration is that white men are gonna white men if we continue to allow them to. We need to shut this white shit down. Now.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social) reply parent
Clean bill of health today. The first of my rescues to be free of any pests. Just needed his first round of shots. Little dude did good today. ✊
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If you don't sleep with both your front paws entwined like this, you're probably not doing it right.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Grei had a big day today. First vet appointment. First shots. Perfectly healthy. No fleas. Ears clean. No worms. Officially 13 weeks old. He's been asleep since 8pm. Totally crashed out. Would normally still be chasing my other kittos around the house. He'll see us tomorrow. 💤
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Trump had to interrupt his meeting with world leaders today to go call his daddy and find out what daddy says they “agreed” to in Alaska. What a fucking assclown.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
If you want to get to know me, don’t you ever fucking dare ask me about the weather in an elevator. That’s like a lifetime ban.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I still don’t actually know why I’m fucking here. I don’t think I belong here. It doesn’t feel right.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
He means “ho-est,” not “hottest.” This administration is a bunch of goddam hos, determined to sell off every fucking piece of this nation we call the United States of America.
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
It’s been 60% humidity here in Philly for over a week and it’s finally fucking pouring. Why is this city so bad at raining?!
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
Little Grei has his very first vet appointment tomorrow, bright and early. ✊😻
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I have a feeling “Where we went wrong” will be the major theme of next week’s training camp for the Bills. #BillsMafia
jethro. 🗯️ (@jethrostudio.bsky.social)
I know it’s only preseason, but let’s go Buffalo!!! #BillsMafia