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JEXAS

@jexas.bsky.social

she/her B&R Texan. Houston Astros fan. Sometimes I write about stuff @ http://astroscounty.com #FDSP #BitchFriend #BlackLivesMatter #LoveIsLove #EndGunViolence

created August 8, 2023

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Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Aw, Jesus. That was a strike. This better not be what we got ahead of us.

3/9/2025, 12:18:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm gonna say a leadership book/autobiography or something based on that fake inspirational video the WH posted yesterday.

2/9/2025, 4:09:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

1/9/2025, 9:04:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's truly awful.

1/9/2025, 8:56:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

I just can't look at it. I just... Ugh.

1/9/2025, 8:54:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Yayyy!!! Baseball is fun!

1/9/2025, 8:47:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

30/8/2025, 2:58:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

For sure. Fingers crossed I make it.

29/8/2025, 1:39:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping to see it Monday since I have a full weekend, but the only place showing it then is all the way up in Tomball.

29/8/2025, 1:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nooooooo

29/8/2025, 12:21:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

Good try, Mike. CBS handler was obviously giving him the answers.

28/8/2025, 8:49:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

28/8/2025, 8:39:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

God, I hate it. He could throw 9 pitches, all for strikes, 3 outs & I'd still hate it.

24/8/2025, 7:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. Do we know what music Vince got this week?

24/8/2025, 12:39:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

23/8/2025, 2:18:49 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This was literally my exact reaction, except I stood up on my couch πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

22/8/2025, 2:44:27 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

22/8/2025, 1:07:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

I can't believe I gotta watch that... whole thing.

22/8/2025, 1:04:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Now get Katherine to jury! #BB27

22/8/2025, 1:01:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riley looked out into the audience & said "Appreciate all the love & support"... Ol' boy is in for a rude awakening. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:52:43 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Bloom (@amikebloomtype.bsky.social) reposted

#BB27

22/8/2025, 12:46:25 AM | 106 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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We won!!!!!! Aaahhhhh!!!!!!! #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:46:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ava said Riley! OMG! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!! #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VINCE SAID RILEY! VINCE SAID RILEY! #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:42:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tooms (@toomsbb.bsky.social) reposted

Rylie locking in last place with a minute left shows how dumb he is, just for the record. #bb27

22/8/2025, 12:28:38 AM | 363 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evicting Morgan would be such a stupid move. They really don't know what they're doing if that's the outcome. #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:31:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mickey won. Omg. Please let Riley go home. Vince, don't be stupid. #BB27

22/8/2025, 12:27:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted

Here, fixed it.

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21/8/2025, 6:14:19 PM | 26768 8391 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carey (@thecareywo.bsky.social) reposted

Tarans live reaction to the Rylie & Kat edit #bb27 #stopprotectingrylie #twrylie

21/8/2025, 1:03:02 AM | 145 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

Love me some Queen Ava Pearl.

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17/8/2025, 6:14:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

As a gay, that's the first joke I made when the rename was announced.

17/8/2025, 5:30:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

17/8/2025, 2:34:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YEEESSSSSSSS!!! THISNIS WHAT I WANTED!!!

15/8/2025, 2:01:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zach trying to seem noble by not using his power. I'm not impressed. Play. To. Win. #BB27

15/8/2025, 1:02:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

15/8/2025, 12:52:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Yes! Zach is outta here! This is what I wanted because you can't not use a power to save yourself. If you are on the block, you are NOT safe. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. #BB27

15/8/2025, 12:50:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never been so happy for Keanu to win a comp! #BB27

15/8/2025, 12:29:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

12/8/2025, 2:54:31 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Tim Walz (@governorwalz.mn.gov) reposted

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

11/8/2025, 4:47:01 PM | 12301 3855 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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11/8/2025, 4:36:32 PM | 22052 8360 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

I will never forgive the people who voted for this. Yeah, you too, mom.

11/8/2025, 4:39:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Suck it, you Yankee fucks.

9/8/2025, 2:31:26 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

9/8/2025, 2:31:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Damn. Would really like that one back.

9/8/2025, 12:18:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeessssss!!!!!!!!

8/8/2025, 1:47:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭😭😭😭😭 #TSITP

7/8/2025, 2:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

When I say don’t mess with Texas women, I’m talking about State Rep. Jolanda Jones.

4/8/2025, 8:10:29 PM | 7799 2176 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Missed the game today but saw the clip of the benches clearing. 2 thoughts: 1- I love a fired up Hector Neris. 2- I love the leadership of Carlos Correa, to immediately get with Neris & be that guy. Probably the thing I love most about him.

2/8/2025, 11:40:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

I know, but I can't ever get enough pitching. I'm a greedy pitcher bitch.

1/8/2025, 3:17:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's all I actually cared about. I'm a slut for pitching. The lefty bat would've been a bonus for me.

1/8/2025, 2:25:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

REEEAAALLLYYY bummed we didn't add any pitching.

1/8/2025, 2:17:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Omg. Not tears coming to my eyes thinking about Correa & Altuve being back together.

31/7/2025, 8:15:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just wonder what we gave up to get him.

31/7/2025, 8:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

HO LY SHIT CORREA

31/7/2025, 8:13:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

ISTG, 'stros.

27/7/2025, 1:49:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew exactly where he got those reads. πŸ™„

26/7/2025, 11:58:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

Really love the music updates.

25/7/2025, 6:50:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

21/7/2025, 6:14:05 PM | 9169 2248 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

WATCH: β€œI didn’t see any Europeans who overstayed their visas β€” I saw all Latinos & Haitians in the cage.” Rep. @maxwellfrost.bsky.social talks about his visit to the Trump & Desantis Crocodile Concentration Camp on @jwilliamj8.bsky.social ’s show on TikTok

22/7/2025, 2:24:35 PM | 828 299 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo, I need this immediately.

22/7/2025, 12:25:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the text messages from @colinallredtx.bsky.social have started. Not a dime, buddy. This can NOT be the @texasdemocrats.bsky.social nominee.

21/7/2025, 11:54:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lack of self-awareness and social skills. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

21/7/2025, 10:50:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

πŸ‘‡πŸ½ The answer is yes, it undercuts their own argument

21/7/2025, 3:53:26 PM | 3569 1216 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

20/7/2025, 11:16:32 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Random power outage in the middle of July. Great. Guess I'll go lay on the kitchen floor.

20/7/2025, 11:13:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Welp, it happened like we all knew it would. No hate to Ginger. She's a fantastic queen. A big congratulations to her. Just wish it would've been fair to the other queens who worked their asses off. #AllStars10 #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR

18/7/2025, 9:56:08 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kerri in & Mistress out? And that's on karma. #AllStars10 #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR

18/7/2025, 7:54:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happiest of birthdays, pickle dude.

18/7/2025, 2:28:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totes gorg.

18/7/2025, 2:25:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

NEW: The WSJ article is out. Here is a gift link. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

17/7/2025, 11:03:26 PM | 4231 1776 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Wall Street Journal (@wsj.com) reposted

Exclusive: For Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, friends created a book of bawdy letters. One was from Donald Trump.

17/7/2025, 10:50:36 PM | 2078 858 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social)

Why is Zach bawling his fucking eyes out like that? Like, what? #BB27

18/7/2025, 12:54:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess I'm canceling Paramount as soon as #DragRace #AllStars10 is over. Canceling Colbert is unforgivable.

18/7/2025, 12:53:34 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rachel was staring DAGGERS at Zae. #BB27

18/7/2025, 12:41:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so damn sad.

18/7/2025, 12:31:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭😭😭😭😭

17/7/2025, 11:49:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fuck??? That's horrible. I watch him & The Daily Show every morning while I'm getting ready for my day.

17/7/2025, 11:44:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

The American people deserve to know why you were the only D vote to confirm Kushner.

17/7/2025, 1:34:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

As Trump and his allies in Congress try to gut public funding for PBS, watch this 1971 clip of Rev. Jesse Jackson and the kids of Sesame Street. This is why we need public broadcasting.

16/7/2025, 7:01:09 PM | 3440 1051 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! Congrats, Desi!

15/7/2025, 6:37:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woot! We win! #Astros #GoStros

13/7/2025, 2:54:48 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GO SHORTY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

13/7/2025, 2:54:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

13/7/2025, 2:54:06 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back in it. Phew.

13/7/2025, 2:52:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❀️Mauricio Dubon❀️

13/7/2025, 1:33:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same!

12/7/2025, 4:41:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally.bsky.social) reposted

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/11/c...

On July 5, as floodwaters were starting to recede, FEMA received 3,027 calls from disaster survivors and answered 3,018, or roughly 99.7 percent, the documents show. Contractors with four call center companies answered the vast majority of the calls. That evening, however, Ms. Noem did not renew the contracts with the four companies and hundreds of contractors were fired, according to the documents and the person briefed on the matter. The next day, July 6, FEMA received 2,363 calls and answered 846, or roughly 35.8 percent, according to the documents. And on Monday, July 7, the agency fielded 16,419 calls and answered 2,613, or around 15.9 percent, the documents sho
11/7/2025, 11:58:56 PM | 8717 3751 | View on Bluesky | view

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NOT ONE ENTRY FOR DENALI IN THE LOTTERY???? You judges are ROTTED. #AllStars10 #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR

11/7/2025, 10:03:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH #AllStars10 #DragRace #RuPaulsDragRace #RPDR

11/7/2025, 10:01:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jimmy got the much better reward lol #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:59:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When it came down to Ashley & Jimmy, I was torn bc I don't want two men to have power, but winning the first comp is usually a bad move. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:57:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add that to your bio lol

11/7/2025, 12:54:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Julie ever been that up close & personal with houseguests during a comp? #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:45:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JEXAS (@jexas.bsky.social) reply parent

With a dash of Kaitlyn.

11/7/2025, 12:34:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First impressions, Ashley, Adrien, Keanu, Katherine, Jimmy, Mickey & Morgan are yes's. Which means I will end up cringing because of at least half of them. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:27:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm vibing more with group 2. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:23:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope he's the first out πŸ˜†

11/7/2025, 12:16:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First impressions, Adrien is adorable. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:08:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First impression, I want Zach out. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time she says "Moonves" I roll my eyes. #BB27

11/7/2025, 12:02:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view