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buh
Just a knucklehead from old times.
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Just wear something with an American flag pattern on it, I’m sure you’ll get harassed plenty.
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I love waking up to the morning’s main character.
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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.
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We’re bringing back the Lincoln Mark V. The mileage is even worse now, it’s great.
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You voted to support this and threw open the door.
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Needs a Switch with the rewind feature.
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Analog horror
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The hardest working man in show business.
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The stew friend.
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At least Carlin just ended up in Dogma.
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“That’s what I want. Mummified and placed next to Stalin.” youtu.be/Tnc9tQspj64
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Sounds like 14 extra days to spend with Quest 64!
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I don’t see a beret, buddy.
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Need to taste that volcano pork.
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youtu.be/pTfbPrRZYHs
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This is Ezio Auditore-coded.
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Please, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,
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Could you reupload without mid-roll ads? I’m using it to fall asleep.
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Dwyane Wade got his first NBA Championship with the Miami Heat.
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It’s one of my favorites and the only one where it feels like they lived up to the promise of the new Casino Royale before it all devolved into comic book shit again.
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You’re sort of like Daredevil that way, a lawyer who protects the innocent in court and on the streets.
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That’s right. bsky.app/profile/jhb....
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Thinkin’ about killing those birds.
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The Kadet mini still has the black with the flower embroidery, but it’s not one of the sale colors.
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White. Looked cooler with the orange tags.
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I just bought the waterproof Kadet mini sling this morning, I’m hoping to drop some pounds before next summer and I’d like to buy new shorts without cargo pockets for once.
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Don’t tell lies on the LORD’s day.
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DAMMIT MARTIN! THESE ARE CFL BULBS!
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Bad news, your poll numbers are way down.
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Why do you type like you’re drooling? That shouldn’t happen in text.
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warrenisdumb
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Also visible in the sunroom, rainbow-colored Frankie T says don’t vote for Gavin Newsom, support trans rights, etc.
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Well the phone camera auto-focused on the screen instead of out the window, but I did catch a ruby-throated hummingbird drinking from the zinnias in the window box just now.
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Honorary permanent guest chair on The View.
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Ah yes, the old magic. bsky.app/profile/jhb....
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I’m “going long” to receive these morsels.
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Columnists imparting gendered characteristics to the degree of bleaching in flours, calling for the “defence” of the purity of refined sugar.
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Damn, I gotta get on that list.
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Can’t argue with math.
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Go Buckeyes though.
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Nice +10
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When you think about it, Jesus is sort of a prequel to the God Emperor of Mankind, so it’s okay.
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drink chronx chronx is the drink
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Press A to install secret toilet camera. youtu.be/pFpe_YEYRfI
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Little TV built in to a gas pump.
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Music for battling cramps: youtu.be/6mlJCONtIqw
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Heard a bit of his act on an Elephant Graveyard video and
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They made a second film???
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Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome and it’s not even close. youtu.be/AFeBZLj_28U
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Imagine getting both of them over a single holiday weekend.
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Hoping I wake up to good news. youtu.be/r_Yt7OmNw2A
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Feeling a “Gavin Newsome Guys” episode coming on…
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Nope, that’s pretty bad.
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🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
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Oooh wow a hot rod-YOU’RE IN A SHIP TRAVELING FIVE TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT, PARIS.
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“I’m the bad guy?”
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Sorry I was smart enough to hate that guy before you 🙄
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That’s not fair. The light is really bad there. Delete please.
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Billy 🎂 Aimee 🎂
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Not too late to slip a little Hall and Oates in there, cheer him up a little.
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(Gargling soup noises): 🎶 TAKE ME TO THE RIVER 🎶
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He’s got the most frightening hairstyle: Scooby Doo guest star.
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WELL WELL WELL! Finally down on my level when it comes to fashion choices!
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No limit on how many times you can hear “See My Vest” and “Señor Burns.”
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Cranny Cola opportunity?
JHB (@jhb.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, saw that discourse a couple days ago and felt like I was going insane. He has always been a solid gold halfwit eager to dispose with human lives to prove his own cool pragmatism.
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
JHB (@jhb.bsky.social) reply parent
At least they’re teaching me how not to get burned by fake pills.
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Are those train tracks or wagon ruts?
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(Holding out my left arm for the injection while slapping my gut with my right hand): GET IN MAH BELLY! 🤣
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Drake is probably looking to find girls closer to the crib than the street, though.
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TOKYO XTREME RACER COLLECTION PLEASE
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Ha! Wrong! They get along easily. youtu.be/O5QPrHc2bl4
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I miss fighting game home releases with a quest mode.
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Labubu needs a cease & desist from CrannyWorld Industries.
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🧘♂️ I simply refuse to get emotionally invested in an obvious PR stunt from a middling chain restaurant.
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Tired of hunks playing weird freaks. Cast a freak. Anoint a new actor as the weird freak king.
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You’re practicing responsible tooth health. Your smile will thank you 🦷🪥
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MOVE: DOOR You can’t find the passage back!
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When will I find a love this real?
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Yes. I’ll see you tomorrow for another Frosty.
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Mmmm… Applewood smoked…
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A joke like dry-firing a revolver at a stranger without warning.
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🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹😚👌
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This post and the drawing together would make a great print for the self-loathing aging nerds.