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JHB

@jhb.bsky.social

Just a knucklehead from old times.

created August 27, 2023

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buh

4/9/2025, 12:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just wear something with an American flag pattern on it, I’m sure you’ll get harassed plenty.

4/9/2025, 11:57:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love waking up to the morning’s main character.

4/9/2025, 11:55:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.

4/9/2025, 5:04:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re bringing back the Lincoln Mark V. The mileage is even worse now, it’s great.

Gigantic rectangular American sedan from the 70s.
4/9/2025, 4:54:23 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You voted to support this and threw open the door.

4/9/2025, 3:21:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 2:48:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Needs a Switch with the rewind feature.

4/9/2025, 2:45:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Analog horror

4/9/2025, 2:44:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hardest working man in show business.

4/9/2025, 2:25:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 1:59:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stew friend.

4/9/2025, 1:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least Carlin just ended up in Dogma.

3/9/2025, 11:54:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“That’s what I want. Mummified and placed next to Stalin.” youtu.be/Tnc9tQspj64

3/9/2025, 11:53:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like 14 extra days to spend with Quest 64!

3/9/2025, 11:31:44 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t see a beret, buddy.

1/9/2025, 3:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need to taste that volcano pork.

1/9/2025, 2:34:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/pTfbPrRZYHs

1/9/2025, 12:04:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Ezio Auditore-coded.

1/9/2025, 11:49:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soviet “For Labor Valor” award, a silver medal with a red Soviet enamel hammer-and-sickle star and Cyrillic writing, hanging from a lilac and red ribbon, awarded for production above expected quotas.
1/9/2025, 11:43:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help,

1/9/2025, 4:33:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could you reupload without mid-roll ads? I’m using it to fall asleep.

1/9/2025, 4:11:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dwyane Wade got his first NBA Championship with the Miami Heat.

1/9/2025, 4:06:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s one of my favorites and the only one where it feels like they lived up to the promise of the new Casino Royale before it all devolved into comic book shit again.

1/9/2025, 1:08:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re sort of like Daredevil that way, a lawyer who protects the innocent in court and on the streets.

31/8/2025, 11:56:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s right. bsky.app/profile/jhb....

31/8/2025, 10:43:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinkin’ about killing those birds.

31/8/2025, 8:30:25 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Kadet mini still has the black with the flower embroidery, but it’s not one of the sale colors.

31/8/2025, 7:03:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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White. Looked cooler with the orange tags.

31/8/2025, 6:59:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just bought the waterproof Kadet mini sling this morning, I’m hoping to drop some pounds before next summer and I’d like to buy new shorts without cargo pockets for once.

31/8/2025, 6:56:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t tell lies on the LORD’s day.

31/8/2025, 6:35:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DAMMIT MARTIN! THESE ARE CFL BULBS!

31/8/2025, 6:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bad news, your poll numbers are way down.

31/8/2025, 6:00:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you type like you’re drooling? That shouldn’t happen in text.

31/8/2025, 5:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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warrenisdumb

31/8/2025, 5:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also visible in the sunroom, rainbow-colored Frankie T says don’t vote for Gavin Newsom, support trans rights, etc.

31/8/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well the phone camera auto-focused on the screen instead of out the window, but I did catch a ruby-throated hummingbird drinking from the zinnias in the window box just now.

Ruby-throated hummingbird flying away from a pink zinnia. Ruby-throated hummingbird drinking from a magenta zinnia.
31/8/2025, 5:34:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honorary permanent guest chair on The View.

31/8/2025, 5:19:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes, the old magic. bsky.app/profile/jhb....

31/8/2025, 5:14:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m “going long” to receive these morsels.

31/8/2025, 4:34:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Columnists imparting gendered characteristics to the degree of bleaching in flours, calling for the “defence” of the purity of refined sugar.

31/8/2025, 2:55:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, I gotta get on that list.

31/8/2025, 12:51:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Larry Kubiac and his full lunch spread with candlesticks and crystal, brought in a big brown grocery bag, in Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.
31/8/2025, 1:27:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t argue with math.

30/8/2025, 7:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go Buckeyes though.

30/8/2025, 7:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice +10

30/8/2025, 5:50:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you think about it, Jesus is sort of a prequel to the God Emperor of Mankind, so it’s okay.

30/8/2025, 1:26:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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drink chronx chronx is the drink

30/8/2025, 12:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Press A to install secret toilet camera. youtu.be/pFpe_YEYRfI

30/8/2025, 12:49:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Little TV built in to a gas pump.

30/8/2025, 12:36:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Music for battling cramps: youtu.be/6mlJCONtIqw

30/8/2025, 12:34:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:42:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heard a bit of his act on an Elephant Graveyard video and 🫩

30/8/2025, 5:25:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They made a second film???

30/8/2025, 4:15:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 3:52:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 1:35:21 AM | 2082 660 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome and it’s not even close. youtu.be/AFeBZLj_28U

30/8/2025, 2:10:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine getting both of them over a single holiday weekend.

30/8/2025, 1:29:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping I wake up to good news. youtu.be/r_Yt7OmNw2A

30/8/2025, 1:12:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TV preacher with his head bowed: JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.
30/8/2025, 12:24:40 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feeling a “Gavin Newsome Guys” episode coming on…

30/8/2025, 12:21:46 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope, that’s pretty bad.

29/8/2025, 10:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

29/8/2025, 1:10:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh wow a hot rod-YOU’RE IN A SHIP TRAVELING FIVE TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT, PARIS.

29/8/2025, 12:27:05 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I’m the bad guy?”

29/8/2025, 1:34:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry I was smart enough to hate that guy before you 🙄

28/8/2025, 10:52:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not fair. The light is really bad there. Delete please.

28/8/2025, 10:50:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12,000 years of this

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28/8/2025, 10:07:07 PM | 442 66 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billy 🎂 Aimee 🎂

28/8/2025, 10:07:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not too late to slip a little Hall and Oates in there, cheer him up a little.

28/8/2025, 9:11:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday!!!

Desperate-looking cake with chocolate frosting and “Please Stay” in pink letters. I bet they didn’t stay in the end.
28/8/2025, 8:21:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Gargling soup noises): 🎶 TAKE ME TO THE RIVER 🎶

28/8/2025, 7:08:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s got the most frightening hairstyle: Scooby Doo guest star.

28/8/2025, 3:51:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WELL WELL WELL! Finally down on my level when it comes to fashion choices!

My hand holding up the black KN95 mask I wear to work.
28/8/2025, 3:30:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No limit on how many times you can hear “See My Vest” and “Señor Burns.”

28/8/2025, 12:16:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only king with true divine right.

Yoshitaka Amano illustrations of King Edgar Roni Figaro, a tall, fair, aristocratic man clad in blue finery and armor, from Final Fantasy III/VI (1994, Squaresoft) for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.
28/8/2025, 11:47:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cranny Cola opportunity?

28/8/2025, 3:48:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, saw that discourse a couple days ago and felt like I was going insane. He has always been a solid gold halfwit eager to dispose with human lives to prove his own cool pragmatism.

28/8/2025, 1:30:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice

27/8/2025, 8:44:54 PM | 6696 1416 | View on Bluesky | view

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At least they’re teaching me how not to get burned by fake pills.

27/8/2025, 8:35:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are those train tracks or wagon ruts?

27/8/2025, 7:16:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Holding out my left arm for the injection while slapping my gut with my right hand): GET IN MAH BELLY! 🤣

27/8/2025, 4:43:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drake is probably looking to find girls closer to the crib than the street, though.

27/8/2025, 3:38:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TOKYO XTREME RACER COLLECTION PLEASE

27/8/2025, 3:28:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ha! Wrong! They get along easily. youtu.be/O5QPrHc2bl4

27/8/2025, 3:27:33 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I miss fighting game home releases with a quest mode.

27/8/2025, 2:37:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labubu needs a cease & desist from CrannyWorld Industries.

27/8/2025, 2:35:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🧘‍♂️ I simply refuse to get emotionally invested in an obvious PR stunt from a middling chain restaurant.

27/8/2025, 2:33:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tired of hunks playing weird freaks. Cast a freak. Anoint a new actor as the weird freak king.

27/8/2025, 2:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re practicing responsible tooth health. Your smile will thank you 🦷🪥

27/8/2025, 2:23:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MOVE: DOOR You can’t find the passage back!

27/8/2025, 2:13:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:33:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guess again, buddy!

Dredd 4K UltraHD edition DVD Blu Ray.
27/8/2025, 1:20:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When will I find a love this real?

27/8/2025, 12:13:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. I’ll see you tomorrow for another Frosty.

27/8/2025, 4:56:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmmm… Applewood smoked…

27/8/2025, 2:45:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A joke like dry-firing a revolver at a stranger without warning.

27/8/2025, 12:00:29 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹😚👌

26/8/2025, 10:14:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This post and the drawing together would make a great print for the self-loathing aging nerds.

26/8/2025, 9:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view