Tequila Mockingbird (@xanindigo.bsky.social) reposted
roses are red violets are blue singular they predates singular you
Madison, Wisconsin. Hospitality industry professional, physically disabled, PC(USA) deacon, singer, lover of armadillos. He/him/his. Not this John Heaton: https://thebill.fandom.com/wiki/John_Heaton
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view profile on Bluesky Tequila Mockingbird (@xanindigo.bsky.social) reposted
roses are red violets are blue singular they predates singular you
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
(Responding to the alt text) Yup, that's in Davenport, and sometimes it's also in the Mississippi River.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Speaking of whom, his memoir, Damn Glad to Meet You: My Seven Decades in the Hollywood Trenches, was quite good, and I'm not one who particularly enjoys most memoirs.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Tim Matheson, best known as Michael from Leave It to Beaver
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't be worse than Madison's drivers talking about the "terrible traffic" here. I've experienced one really bad -- like, major metropolitan area bad-- traffic jam in the 15 years I've lived here. Everything else has been a minor inconvenience.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Amy Adams, best known for playing Cousin Beth in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Family"
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#20SongsByYear #MusicChallenge #MusicSky These all were released in 1991. Order is random. Marshall Crenshaw, "Better Back Off" From the album Life's Too Short Released May 14, 1991
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, I found something fun, for the next 20 days at least
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Even when I'm defending it, I don't have anything nice ro say about the DNC.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
I can't think of any category of things I want to post one of each day this month but also I don't want to give up my streak
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
This guy's not a former Eagle Scout, because once an Eagle Scout, always an Eagle Scout, but he is a disgrace and a poor excuse for one.
M. Nolan Gray š„ (@mnolangray.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Doc, I'm overweight and depressed." "Say more." "Well, I pig out at every meal. I drink most nights. I walk maybe 2,000 steps a day, tops. I don't lift or exert myself ever. I sleep maybe six hours tops each night. I see friends maybe every other week..." "You know what your problem is? Seed oils."
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
If I told my student workers that there was a movie about smuggling a truck full of Coors Beer across state lines, I don't think they'd believe me.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
That one's iconic, for sure.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 31: Newsha Tavakolian (Iranian, born 1981) Untitled, from the series Listen, 2011 Inkjet print on Hahnemühle paper Los Angeles County Museum of Art About the artist: buff.ly/6BxruUB
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Yes and yes. An astonishing performance.
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Hey, I've been here! Just down the river from Oregon, where I attended summer camp a few times.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Ben Folds in Community
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
WSFS needs to get over themselves and professionalize the management of Worldcon. It's too important to leave entirely in hands of whatever bunch of randos happens to win the bid that year.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
My student employees were gushing over this ad and they made me watch it and I was like, it's good but they're just ripping off their own khakis ads from the 90s and they were floored
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Post a meme made by you:
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 30: Eric Koch (Dutch, born 1940) Mondriaanmode uit Parijs, japonnen gemaakt door Yves St. Laurent , de modellen in Haagse Gemeente Museum, 1966 Photographic negative National Archives of The Netherlands, The Hague
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a great series
Aves do Brasil (@avesbrasil.bsky.social) reposted
š§š·Colhereiro šPlatalea ajaja Conservação:Pouco Preocupante O colhereiro Ć© uma ave pelecaniforme da famĆlia Threskiornithidae. TambĆ©m conhecido como ajajĆ” e colhereiro-americano. š· Celso B Almeida
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 29: Ansel Adams (American, 1902ā1984) The Tetons and the Snake River, Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming, 1942 Gelatin silver print Milwaukee Art Museum, Milwaukee WI About the artist: buff.ly/ppRxVee
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Good riddance to bad rubbish
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Good reason to watch this tonight. Not that I need a reason other than that I love it.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 28: Wafaa Bilal (American, born Iraq 1966) Chair, from the series Ashes, 2003-2013 Inkjet print (pigment based) Los Angeles County Museum of Art About the artist: buff.ly/4QI5huY
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy's DREAMING OF YOU
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 27: Daniela Rossell (Mexican, born 1973) Michelle JacuzziāUntitled (#7), from the series Ricas y Famosas; 1999 Chromogenic color print National Museum of Women in the Arts, Washington DC About the artist: buff.ly/qZLTvMs
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
This does violence to the concept of a slider.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
This was the first movie I saw in a theater.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if Gaiman knew about this when he wrote his Black Orchid mini
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 26: Lee Bey (American, born 1965) Pride Cleaners, 1959, 79th and St. Lawrence, designed by Gerald Siegwart; 2017 Photographic print DuSable Museum of African American History, Chicago About the artist: buff.ly/tMw7TQN
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 25: Margaret Bourke-White (American, 1904 ā 1971) Child in Augusta, Georgia; 1936 gelatin silver print Smithsonian American Art Museum, Washington DC About the artist: buff.ly/VDZzzwY
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
That story was way better than it had any right to be
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 24: Abelardo Morell (American, born Cuba 1948) Light Entering Our House, 2004 Gelatin silver print on paper Art Institute of Chicago About the artist: buff.ly/bd2Lmoq
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
I don't read comics much these days, are explanatory footnotes like this still a thing? And has there ever been a better use of the explanatory footnote than this, from Legion of Super-Heroes (v. 4) #11?
Matt Weiner (@mattweiner19.bsky.social) reposted
did you know that brainyquote dot com lists authors alphabetical by FIRST NAME. what the hell is wrong with you
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
I predict it would be a struggle to get coverage. There's no Congressional equivalent to the White House press corps.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Bodies!
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 23: Jean Pascal SĆ©bah (Syriac-Armenian, 1872 ā 1947) Barrage (Dam); date unknown Photograph, albumen print Museum of Fine Arts, Boston About the artist: buff.ly/wudMln3
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes,that's correct, I rewatched S1E8 the other day and it remains the same.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
What, no "Pour Some Honey On Me"?
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't get why this is better than just saying "Thursdays starting Aug. 21"
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice use of tmesis, but the fact stands.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's an accurate statement that you don't like. But that's OK, you're entitled to not like truths you find unpleasant.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Rites of Passage (1992) is terrific, and Swamp Ophelia (1993) is solid. Kind of a mixed bag after that in my opinion.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography,. day 22: Shadi Ghadirian (Iranian, born 1974) Untitled, from the Qajar Series, 1998 Gelatin-silver bromide print Los Angeles County Museum of Art About the artist: buff.ly/4dZLbI0
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Returning to their home state and meeting constituents -- even ones dressed as tacos and hot dogs -- is part of a senator's job.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 21: Susan Unterberg (American, born 1941) Untitled #3, from the Sisters series, 1991 Dye diffusion transfer print diptych The Jewish Museum, New York, NY About the artist: buff.ly/x8YdoEJ
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
What's left of Maryland after Greater Baltimore and the DC Metro area become states would make for a couple of very small states. Maybe the Eastern Shore could be folded into Delaware and everything west of Frederick ceded to West Virginia.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
With alt text
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
Them: But it's not fair to say they supported "white supremacy," that's just your woke spin on the past The Past:
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, Ripken's the only one that comes to mind. Let's Remember Some Guys is not my game, at least where baseball is concerned.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Slipped by would be my guess. How many people do we think recognize the flag of Taiwan when they see it?
Amplitude Magazine (@livingamplitude.bsky.social) reposted
Weāve been bugging you all summer to write your Congressional representatives about the National Limb Loss Resource Center. As you might recall, the White Houseās budget request completely defunded the NLLRC...
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Wishful thinking?
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Interesting to see the Flag of Taiwan on this cover, given that Taiwan is not a member of the United Nations. I have to think that was a deliberate political choice on the part of whomever drew this cover.
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social) reposted
New selfish bitch just dropped www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Far too many people have never been asked this question, or failed to pay attention to it
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Moreover, it ascribes certain key actions only to institutions ā the last-minute redrawing was made the the select committee, the bill was passed by the House ā with only an offhand mention that Republicans control them. Nor does it say that only Republican lawmakers voted for final passage.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
In case you were wondering if Murc's Law is still in effect, note that this article speaks extensively about what various Democrats said buand did t quotes just one Republican and mentions by name just two others (one of whose party affiliation was not identified).
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have to explain why the nickname isn't ableist, it's a) a bad nickname and b) probably ableist.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 20: Shirin Neshat (Iranian, born 1957) Untitled, 1996 RC print and ink Barbara Gladstone Gallery, New York About the artist: buff.ly/LGd4u4q
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Brandon Sanderson already has a first draft written
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
With alt text
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 19: Christopher Williams (born 1956) Kodak Three Point Reflection Guide/ Ā© 1968, Eastman Kodak Company, 1968/(Meiko laughing)/Vancouver, B.C./April 6, 2005; 2005 Chromogenic color print on paper Museum of Modern Art, New York About the artist: buff.ly/JZ2RZkS
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
If you see this, post a tower or structure.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 18: Kenneth McGowan (American, 1940-1986) Kermit, 1979 silver dye bleach print Smithsonian American Art Museum , Washington DC About the artist: buff.ly/aPO612S
Greg Owens (@gregowes99.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Mike Parobeck was so good, gone far too soon.
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
Canāt believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be⦠(puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Wiseman and Toole's Dennis the Menace comics are legit some of the best comics ever published. Seriously underappreciated.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
For me it's Jenny Lewis. I'm looking at a playlist I asked Spotify to make based on one of her songs, and I'm seeing among the first ten songs names like Lily Hiatt, Neko Case, Josh Ritter, Craig Finn, Conor Oberst, and Hurray For the Riff Raff. They're all great, but her? Not so much.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Mari Ness, writer of things (@mariness.bsky.social) reposted
For everyone now saying, "The Hugo ceremony forgot to add stairs to the stage," well... Maybe this will give you a small idea of how I feel when they don't have a ramp.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
I don't remember who described generative AI as a trillion dollar solution in search of a trillion dollar problem, but it's all I can think of when people talk about this technology.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but heās a fighter, whether thatās against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Fazal Sheikh (American, b. 1965) Abshiro Aden Mohammed, Women's Leader, Somali Refugee Camp, Dagahaley, Kenya, from the series A Camel for the Son, 2000 Inkjet print Museum of Fine Arts, Houston About the artist: buff.ly/5pYQPOB
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 16: Anida Yoeu Ali (American, born Cambodia 1974) Enter the Ruins #1, from the Enter series, 2012 Digital C print JavaArts, Phnom Penh, Cambodia About the artists: buff.ly/hXjJuZA
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Which Burlington?
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
This was a great comic
Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct (@erindwyer.bsky.social) reposted
Doing an old NYT crossword reprinted in the Sunday press with @perchperchson.bsky.social and thatās how I learned that āMarisa Tomeiā is an anagram for āItās a me, Mario.ā This feels impossible, correct, and like an Italian American hate crime all at once.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 15: Sam Taylor-Johnson (British, born 1967) Bram Stoker's Chair II, 2005 Chromogenic print Private collection, London About the artist: buff.ly/HnmayUG
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like they relocated and didn't take the cool sign with them.
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 14: Henri Cartier-Bresson (French, 1908 - 2004) Meudon Forest (Bois de Meudon), 1966, printed 1973 Gelatin silver print The Menil Collection, Houston About the artist: buff.ly/CO2BWt7
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
my rich person sicko thing I would do is have a soda fountain installed in my house so I could go get a fountain diet coke at any time Iām sure I would die a decade earlier as a result but it would be worth it
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 13: Richard Throssel (Cree, 1882ā1933) [Curly, sole survivor of Custer massacre--scout for Custer, head-and-shoulders portrait, facing left], ca. 1907 Photographic print Library of Congress Prints and Photographs Collection, Washington DC About the artist: buff.ly/d2irqL9
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band Ben Folds 4.75
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
#FineArtPhotography, day 12: Ayana V. Jackson (American, b. 1977) Moments of Sweet Reprieve, from the series Intimate Justice, 2017 Inkjet Print Museum of Contemporary Photography at Columbia College Chicago About the artist: buff.ly/tFQO4sC
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
Hm, why is the image not showing up? Let's try again:
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social) reply parent
The name of this theater is recorded incorrectly in the archive; it was the Audobon Theater, not the Audoson. The facade was preserved and restored and is now part of the Malcolm X and Dr. Betty Shabazz Education & Research Center. Details: www.nycago.org/Organs/NYC/h...
John Heaton (not the fictional police superintendant) (@jheaton416.bsky.social)
Let's remember some guys (⢠David Roth), DC restaurant edition Kincaid's American Cafe Two Quail Red Sage Rice Bowl Manhattan Deli