It's one of my faves on my old cube. Almost got the switch version, but I didn't want to buy a game I already have.
Writer, artist, filmmaker, designer, comic book letterer, SFWA member and collector of toys. He/him. https://linktr.ee/jheijndermans. http://www.joachimheijndermans.com
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It's one of my faves on my old cube. Almost got the switch version, but I didn't want to buy a game I already have.
The last card for the Vampire's Tarot has been turned in. 78 illustrations completed this year for my fifth and final tarot deck. My wrist hurts ⚰️ Hopefully I'll soon have news from the publisher about release dates, so stay tuned
Me, back at work after 2 weeks off: "Well, I'm refreshed, and ready to—" "This is how we're looking to enhance the company with AI" Me:
Little teaser from my short story, 'Please Show Me Stars', now out in the first issue of @nygelmag.bsky.social . It's a steamy one!!!
quote with a fantasy being that’s NOT a vampire or werewolf
Wat leuk, een interview met John van Hal, 'groepspapa' van de fantasy en SF-community op Facebook!
Shoot, I'll have to do a deeper run on my short fiction publications. Already found works by @metaphorosis.com in there!
"Do you live here alone?" "I never drink…wine." "That's not what I asked." "Halberds, actually. But they predominantly used spears." "What now?" "Only the bats. And only at night." "Seriously, lady, I have no idea what you're on about." "Vast mountains, mostly."
Ames guide! I still have mine!
Letterer Appreciation Day! Here is some Daniel Clowes lettering:
Adapting a 400+ year old thing. Weeeeeee!
Check out ALL THESE Comic book letterers!!
In reference to Letterer Appreciation day, an old page of mine I wrote, drew and lettered, which was the first time I had the most fun with lettering by tackling the Mantis King. (I lettered a book earlier this year, lettering a short now and would LOVE to do more)
Cheers to letterers!
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Letterers are the unsung heroes of the comics industry. A gifted letterer raises the story up, eases it across the page and into the reader's psyche. It's the delivery system for the writer's words. Vital to the success of the story.
Reasons you won't like my next book: -Melting people -Robot gunslingers -Time fridge -Violent superhero lady -Zombie apocalypse and the cheerful virus that caused it -One second debate -Comics at the end of the universe -Sabre-toothed tiger -Trial by cat -Loki -Fire
You can still pre-order it on Itch! jheijndermans.itch.io/rage-from-a-...
Am I gonna draw and letter comics today? I sure hope so, because my first day back at work has been *pfffffffffttttt*
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
Roughly 9 years ago, my first short story was published. In 3 days, my 3rd short story collection, Rage from a Cage, comes out!!! Wild.
Gevoel van trots😊 m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBJw...
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Paru Itagaki has that horny ghost manga with the decayed ghost. Does that count?
Y’all, PSA for artwork commissioners; PLEASE DO *NOT* FUCKING GHOST THE ARTIST ONCE PAYMENT IS DEMANDED It’s common courtesy/common sense to pay for services you’re requesting. Don’t be that guy. This is why I ask for payment up front before even starting the project. The audacity! 😤
Asking around for a me, but do you take commissions? Looking around for a possible future project.
It's been a while since I've looked forward to a public event this much! October 4th at the Rai, Amsterdam, I'll be selling my smutty monster books at the Spicy and Steamy book event!
Heeeeeeey, so who needs some comic work done for them this month? I'd love to help on your next project.
The summer we turned skitty!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SASSED IS OUT TODAY!!!!!! Sassed is book 7 in the Monsters in the Woods collaborative novella series! Grab your copy today! It's VERY silly! mybook.to/Sassed_in_th... 🦶Sasquatch! 🐟 Surprise Fish! 🥐 Plus-size FMC! 🍆💦🥵 SPICE! #MFWrites #BookReleaseDay #MonsterFuckers #RomCom
This mag rules! Any fans of monstercfuckery ought to check it out post haste! I'm in there too!
My wife was beaming at that. W: "They saved the day without beating the shit out of some dude. More of this, please!"
Lordy, that first season of the Soprano's is still gold. Not saying there aren't good episodes later on, but man that first one just works on every angle. I think the pacing was better.
FOUR DAYS UNTIL RAGE FROM A CAGE!!!!
"Human error is often more lethal" = "AI doctors won't be held accountable when they fuck up and it'll save us court costs and insurance"
Sapphic September starts tomorrow! 💛 Here are my goals and some recommendations!
Imagine how much money could have been saved just by going with an actual human to begin with www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Thats just a sign of quality. I constantly have to tell folks not to eat my books!
Was at a sculpture museum today that encoruages touching the pieces. ...so of course, a great number were nakey folks.
In the novel? No, but maybe they should. Im already suspending a lot of disbelief with the survival of one of the leads.
Good luck!!
OMG. The best cover of Bohemian Rhapsody ever! youtu.be/gbljPQbxtTQ?...
I'm not even sure Tolkien had considered Gollum a hobbit transformed until later, so I can't fault Jannson's for letting loose on her design.
Controversial anime opinion: I love Yoko Kanno…but Lithium Flower sounds better when played at 1,5x speed.
"So…you want me to paint him as a Maiar?" "Not AS a Maiar! LIKE a Maiar!"
You Could Be Mine.
Growing up in a Queen-addicted household where we listened to cassettes until they disintegrated, I've loved so many Queen songs. Yet, despite it hardly being their best, I do love Breakthru!
Oh damn, that third one! Amazing!
Oh, and the first issue of NYGEL magazine, @nygelmag.bsky.social , is out now. I have a monsterfucker tale in it! bsky.app/profile/nyge...
NYGEL issue one is out!!! Go pick it up. My short "Please Show Me Stars" is in it. Hope you like sapphic spacefaring ladies and their alien wives.
Tired: androids. Wired: ordroids.
👾 futuristic world ☣️ dystopia! ✨with magic✨ 📝 600+ pages 🔥 grumpy x sunshine 🗡️ revenge 🍃 lots of plants 💪 close friendships 🔖 book link: mybook.to/QVgAoK 💌 itch.io link: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/these-violen... 📖 goodreads: www.goodreads.com/book/show/59...
Are you a comic pro, reviewer or anything to do with comics? Would you consider reading the volume 1 of my comic, please? I can dm or email you a free copy if you say yes.
Hiya im Zoe I create cosmic horrors, monster and tentacle art often inspired by my writing in those genres. I have lots of erotica and weird creatures but also have a Monster Romance podcast. linktr.ee/LetZoeSpoilYou
The xenomorph lady is still great!!!
Please do! The ebooks are available on Itch, Smashwords, D2D, and other stores. The POD versions are available on DriveThruFiction. Would you like links?
Anyway, if you want to see science fiction thriving and doing all kinds of cool, weird shit, I invite you ti read more short fiction and delve into to small presses. Incredible stories, talented authors. Lots of great work happening in those spaces.
Ooh, so much blue! Very nice! Always love your color palette!
I have the ebooks available on Itch, Smashwords, D2D and more. The print versions I have as POD on DriveThruFiction. Need me to share links?
That's the plan (and if sales are good in October, that might be more doable!
Nice!! Good luck!
Your work is so eyecathing. Stellar.
Your colors are top notch. Also, the bad man shirt is great
Snakey hairs!!! Lovely!
Ooh, very nice!! Love the expression on the 4th piece.
Thanks for the boost. Love these! I'm Joachim. I write monsterfucker smut and commissioned artists to do the cover artwork. I have 3 books, covers by Man Carot, and Ill be selling print copies on oct 4th at the Spicy and steamy book event at de Rai, Amsterdam!
Welcome to LoS's NSFW Saturday Artshare! Guest art by @richxatxsin.bsky.social 👾Share with other creators! 👾Share your art or art you have commissioned (with proper credit) and a bit about you! 👾Interact with these great artists! NSFW encouraged, but not required! NO NFTs/AI
It's fantasy when the orcs wear animal hides. It's sci fi if the orcs wear jump suits that are ill-fitting and come with a bandolier that doesn't march the uniform.
Happy birthday to the queen of why I write.
Hey, my Mom's idol! Great outfit.
Five days. FIVE DAYS until my next book, RAGE FROM A CAGE, comes out! (You can still pre order)
This is gonna be a blast. If you're there, come say hi at our table!!
This makes me so happy and proud 🤩 can't wait for the upcoming book fair in the Amsterdam RAI on October 4. Anyone else coming? I'll be there sharing a table with @jheijndermans.bsky.social 😁 🔥 spicysteamybookevent.nl/en/100315-2 🔥 🖤📚💙🌈📚📢📚🌶️📚🌈💜
Yeah, samsies. Got 5 pages in, then woke up with the book on me.
Yes, but when you find that part thag is wonky and you fix it and it becomes even better? Like getting your back cracked.
This is why animamorphs will always be goated.
Im all in for fattening up and sleeping through winter. Also, ordered fake vampire teeth and got a bowl for Halloween candy for a con in oct. Im ready!!
Been offline for a few days, so I'm extending the Faith fundraiser in my online store through the end of the month! 100% of the profits from all Valiant Comic sales for the rest of August will be donated to Trans Lifeline. And take 15% off Valiant comics with the code LIFELINE.
Thank you very much! Yes! I do commissioned art! Thank you for asking! More info here: www.dirkhooper.com/commission-o...
Controversial statement time that will rock you to your core! ... ... I think Lorde's "Yellow Flicker Beat" is pretty good.
I'll need to sell more books if I'm gonna be able to afford all that...
That's the way it goes. And I'm still not really clear on the copyright thing. I was under the assumption Copyright was automatic…but I am hardly a legal eagle, so should I as an EU citizen look into that as well?
I had heard whispers of Patreon bypassing PayPal an other processors at some point, but any word on that. Because in my neck of the woods, it's normal to direct deposit into people's bank accounts.
These are so great. Do you do commissions, by the way? Asking for a possible future idea (nothing solid yet, but I figured I ask)
My #NSFW #ArtShare starts today, but runs ALL WEEK!!! I share most posts to my 5K+ followers! 🦋 Share Your NSFW Art! (SFW too.) 🦋 Tag cool artists and friends! 🦋 Comment on Art, & Follow Artists! 🦋 No AI slop! 🦋 PLEASE SHARE THIS POST! Much 🖤 to you all! 😍 Support each other!!!
Things are scary right now, so I’m just gonna share this again. www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum... Help a trans woman pull the parachute and go back to college somewhere safe.
Thanks for the boost. My 3rd novella, the Nightstalker's Mark, is very vampiric, very NSFW. Cover art by Man Carot. Tagging @ezmccain.bsky.social , @monsterfucker.bsky.social , @emrynbird.bsky.social , @treacles.bsky.social and @theraj.bsky.social
In the YA book, yes. And she shouldn't, because her nails are vital if she wants to win fights. But anxiety is a beach.
You know, if I got a nickel for every time I had a story acceptance with enthusiastic promises of payment, only to be ghosted...I'd have 2 nickels. Its not much, but its annoying it happened twice.
Is that from 2 Stupid Dogs?
Have you heard about my latest? Burn Up in Victory is a romantasy that is fantasy first, romance second It's a dueling culture, and everybody's gotta fight!
It was a surprising amount of browns and yellows left over from the 70s.
The lesson I learned there's plenty of gullible suckers who'll buy into anything if you tell a flowery enough story around it. Excuse me, I have some beans to sell and a stone that enchances soup flavors to market...
Credit where credit is due, he is a technician who doesn't half ass development Hes just not a people person. Ask Ed Harris.
Oh, he can. He just don' wanna. (How else will he build more personal submarines?)
Bundling some books for the Spicy and Steam book event on October 4th, Amsterdam.
"Nurse, this game needs more mood. Hit it with 30cc's if Harlan, stat!"
Harlan going full Harlan.
I have no mouth and I must scream
